₦airaland Forum

OgaRico:
No mind the @Angelfrost guy or whatever him dey call himself. The guy view about Football sometimes go make you reason whether him really sabi much about the game.
Does an apprentice coach like Arteta seems like who will out think Pep and win the league ahead of City?
Even Klopp that has a better head to head record against Pep got tired of trying and trying over and over again without succeeding and he ran.
Liverpool and Chelsea has a better chance of winning the league than arsenal. Just two wins and arsenal fans are feeling fly. Hiss.

Just say you are envious. Be ready to relocate to another planet if and when it eventually happens.

chuksme:
To be honest, I like a woman like you. you have said it all. If surely do as you said here. You are Queen to me.

Thank you. It's kings who can recognize Queens. 🙏

ravensckar:
Loquaciousness!

Any lady that talks too much automatically pisses me off.

#Spits.

I'm a woman, but me too. I dislike people who talk too much.

I don't like painting my face. I'm still one of the few women who still use white powder.

I have yet to see the reason why I will wear a wig whose worth is enough to pay rent for one year.

I am definitely not a fan of beauty without brain.

Not a fan of dressing tacky, it's not sexy believe me. Be moderate in everything, you may show a lil skin but don't throw yourself in people's faces.

emmy512:
Did she find out he was...... As the rumours go?

But seriously, what would e a couple break up in a month

Poor judgement of each other or they had it planned from the onset.

I honestly can't fathom it.

Nnamdipapa:
I tender my apologies then. I don't like fighting with women.

It's fine. It's ok. Apology accepted but you will have to appease the gods

Nnamdipapa:
Why use "lomo eranko" for me when I never insulted you and was not even talking to you?
Respect beget respect nau!

It's because you don't understand the language. 'lomo ẹranko is metaphorical in that proverb, it has no direct connection to you. Anywhere or whatever circumstances that will warrant one to use the proverb, we use ọmọ eranko as the subject.

What half literacy will do,ehn! Your understanding of that language is not deep, otherwise you'd know ọmọ eranko isn't you per ṣe.

The OP, we should be about the same age. I remember I was little then, too, when we were hearing those rumors of Garri and Mango being suicidal. I didn't do any of those.

But then there was the rumour of killer beans flying around about the same time but I love beans so much I couldn't resist the urge to eat. My kid brother and I would hide and go eat beans. My brother would let me eat first, after waiting to see if anything would happen, he'd then eat his. My mum never knew we were experimenting behind her. Growing up was fun!

RandDigital:
We're saying we refined her into a beautiful South African sun-kissed skin and complexion.

South Africans always come top at Miss Universe. Nigeria never!😂😂😂

The year that a Nigerian with SA accent and glow competes she shoots to the top 😂😂😂😂🇿🇦🏆

It's obvious SA won!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You're disillusioned obviously and I think you are fast losing your mind. Schizophrenia is beginning to set in on top Nigeria's win. Are you that discombobulated?

First, she's an identity thief, she's Nigerian. Now that Nigeria embraced her with our full chest and our good luck rubbed off on her, you're saying SA won....Confused bigots!
As e dey pain them, E dey sweet us... Ntooor!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Nnamdipapa:
Orie ti daru.

Why? I said whatever suits you, it's good for you. Many men always return home after a long sojourn playing away match.

So what is the cause of Ori è ti daru in that one now?

Nnamdipapa:
I didn't get what I wanted in marriage and I discussed with her I do not love her anymore and we seem incompatible and suggested we divorce and she strongly objected.
What do you expect me to do, live an unhappy life and just grow old and, die like that?
I only stick to one side chick who understands me and wife does not care about what I want despite numerous conversations. I think I am being used to take care of everyone financial and emotional needs while no one gives a fvuck about mine.
I am having the blast of my life.

Good for you Papa Nnamdi. Ina ilé l'ọmọ ẹranko ma ya gbẹhin.

RealityOfReason:
What's this sh!!t I just read? Are you mentally balanced at all? Like you are doing d!CK measuring with who exactly? This is not the first time yoruba news from Brazil and Cuba, both having yoruboid affiliations, were brought to nairaland so what's the heck? You can't even see yorubas claiming Chidinma like it's a trophy. Even though, she is partly yoruba, no one care because we aren't insecure and we are not the targets of south African madness

They're just an insecure set of human beings. They read meanings into everything. I'm happy for the Miss Universe lady and wish Nigerians success in their fields, but there are more pressing things to pay attention to. Such pettiness!

vanbonattel:
Chronically insecure people.

Very pained that the second in the world is bearing chidinma as her name, they have to find a way to attachee by force the dressing of the first.

What is wrong with us in this part of the country?

They will still claim the second as their daughter, that her surname Adetshina is from Ondo, and claim the 3rd, 4th, 5th and all the contestants as being from their region.

Again,

What is wrong with some of us?

Clearly, you are the one that needs an intervention.
Ori yin, o ti gbalẹ!
Ọpọlọ yin o ti melt.

Nobody is covetous of where Chidinma comes from, after all one Chidinma dey prison for murder case. You should have stood up and celebrate that Chidinma with this vigour as she's one of your own.

One evil spirit, Ogbanje winch go just enter you, you'll be typing rubbish on Nairaland. Ara yin o ya!

nwirinedu:
Condolences. CS is not an easy operation; it gets worse when the patient has complications like high bp and Fibroid. Even if you are guaranteed 4 pregnancies in CS, its never advisable to do all of them. Manage 2.

This is what you get when you marry a woman who cannot deliver naturally. Cant blame the hospital for your poor choices.

Atleast they delivered the baby.

What do you mean poor choices? Poor choices, how?

Wife seekers should add this new criterion to their requirements, right?

Gawd! Who did this to us? Why do we have so many dunderheads walking around like normal people? Why?
O lagbara o!

Sonnobax15:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders......Hope y'all are having a nice day + flexing on the harmattan season that's already gotten it's aroma allover the place?

So, recently,I was added to my primary school WhatsApp group......It's been over 20 years since we left primary school and it was indeed a good time to have a flashback of the memories of how and who we used to be back then as kids,under the same roof of the same classroom as classmates....

The reason for the reunion came about as a result of the fact that one of our classmates was about getting married....It was indeed a fun-filled moment as we were already vibing and reminiscing on our past

Suddenly,I began to notice how some guys were showcasing and boasting about how they have made it in life.....Some were even posting pictures of their expensive cars and beautiful houses....I was really happy for them,at least for seeing those whom I grew up with making it to the top...It actually gave me joy as I hoped to make it like them someday too


But then again,what really killed my joy was when one of them started to call out the names of those who used to take from the first to third positions in class ...The annoying part was that he sent it via voice note and was like mocking us about not being successful yet like those of them who were considered as the dullards back then in school.....I felt really pissed off😡. The fun was brutally murdered instantly and I began to notice how many people started to exit the group one after the other 😔. I wasn't left out cuz I also made sure I dusted my shoes and left too before they would post the pictures of me riding my keke ...what was supposed to bring us together only ended up disintegrating us further and made us felt like we were losers . As a matter of fact, I've vowed never to be a member of any WhatsApp group from henceforth . Cuz it seems these guys are only out to add more pains to people's depression

Have anyone experienced this kind of scenario before?

In life, all fingers are not equal and they'll never be.
Some will be brilliant, some will not
Some will be eloquent, some will not
Some will be rich, some will not
Some will have children, some will not
Some will be successful, some will not, and it goes on and on.
Some, infact many, will not be sensitive to this lest they be careful and show restraint while talking. They're the people I call Èèyàn Òfò.

I was added to my school WhatsApp group too but I'm a passive member. I don't respond or react to anything. Even the ones that tried to chat me up personally, I don't respond. I was last active when they were trying to bring people together, I gave names of people I could remember. When I noticed they were more of party and events, I reclined. We have different goals in life, my goals do not align with theirs, so....

I'm only still there because mi o f'ẹjọ wẹwẹ, mi o r'aye aroye. I don't want them to kill me with calls.

I wish these ones would give me a valid reason to leave just like yours.

Congratulations to this young lady. Her story is amazing.


Now, I think all Nigerians living in SA should watch their back; The Weyrey that killed the Reggae Legend, Lucky Dube, said he thought he was Nigerian. That's how atrocious they can get!

I saw my parents physically last in August. I traveled to my hometown 7,8 hours by road to see them. We, however, speak every other day on the phone. I am Daddy's girl; hardly a day passes without him calling. Then, he'd pass the phone to my mum and we'd talk too. Great people!

lordm:
If he had said Ondo state. Would you have said prove it.

Somebody wey no well, you dey mind am? Mtcheew!

Richtaiwo:
How is obi of Onitsha the 9th?

The Attah of Igalla, the Ohinoyi of Okene, the Emir of Zuru, king jaja of Opobo and that one in Benue are all ahead of Obi of Onitsha.

Many kings are missing, maybe they're not first class I don't know. The Alake of Ẹgba is missing, The one at Ijebu too, Ọsilẹ, The Ataoja of Osogbo, The Deji of Akure, The Oniwo of Iwo, The Osemawe too plus my town king, Elegbe of Egbe

Nonexisting:
I can imagine the mugu that sits in his car for 10minutes before going into his house all because of a bad wife, dancing on his wedding day, shinning his brown teeth and asking his unmarried friends the most foolish question on this current earth today "what are you waiting for?". One fool who asked him that question when I attended his wedding, I had to return home with the envelope I came with and never gave him shishi.

Because you didn't give him shishi, he has died abi, or his marriage has scattered? Some of you attach too much importance to yourselves, that's the issue. Self-aggrandizement, much ado about nothing!

There's nothing perfect in life; there'll always be grey areas. As women are not perfect, so also are men.
I love my husband. I love him because he knows I'm not perfect, but he's willing to teach, correct, and nurture. I do the same to him. His weakness is my strength and vice versa. Marriage is only for mature people who won't run to third parties like family, friends, or social media at the drop of a pin. Leave your friend and his wife alone. That is their truth; let them live it!

Zonefree:
Trump won cos he's God's chosen.

The same Chosen that we know? Wow!

guobe:
If you can still remember the names of ten of your primary school classmates then you are a genius and for those that can remember twenty of their primary school classmates then you must be an alien and not from this world.
We need to ask you how you went about it.
The life is a phase and each phase phases away with time.
Cherish every phase as it passes by.

When we were trying to form a WhatsApp group for our year then, I gave them more than 20 names with their surnames too. Just like you, my friends were surprised and asked me if our teacher kept the register with me. For me, such things are not a big deal.

Frigga13:
All this gibberish simply because KEMI snub Tinubu’s and his Yoruba government..

Said they will unleash articles up. Articles and write ups ..

Imagine Fani too… Kemi should brace up for his people ..
good thing is that she keeps snubbing them.. playing them their Yoruba game ..



E pain Yoruba no be small




This week alone … how many of this don reach front page

Haba !

Yoruba people should free this woman

The world already knows .. Tinubu’s Yoruba government has failed already.. no image laundering would change anything


Make Yoruba go deal with mc olumo and his new appointment


Haba!!!

The people being denigrated are not Yorubas, it's Nigeria. Until your Biafran hamlet is declared a state, you're still a Nigerian, show some patriotism.

Quit being a bigot! I'm certain if you were in Kemi's shoes, you'd do worse.

And must you link everything to Tinubu? Don't be an egghead. Kemi's claims can't be true judging by her background. She was never poor. Don't support liars with Judas' Syndrome.

Nigeria will be great again!

HitSong:
Ọdẹ mugu
You want to sound intelligent, but the stupidity and hypocrisy that's inherent in your Christianity religion can not not affect your sense of reasoning.

E pain am!

Take your burqa-wearing and ninja witches to your Sharia enclaves. You don't fit in a sane society. Ẹranko!

Ehn! A ma ni r'eṣu o!

To think my beloved sister was on one of their aircrafts en route Enugu just yesterday. O ga o!

God keep watch over me and mine for the rest of this year and beyond.🙏

HitSong:

I don't fancy the burqa even as a Muslim. One can dress decently and modestly without covering the WHOLE FACE.

But
Cultural or religious dressing is basic human right and NO ONE CAN BAN IT.

I know frustrated pigs will quote me to say rubbish but I don't care.

All those OSU children of hate and perdition.
They know themselves.
IDF TERRORISTS SUPPORTERS.

You wanted to sound woke at first but the islam in you won't allow you be truly woke.

Imagine this scenario, I built my house with my sweat and labour. You come with a desire to live with me. I have extra rooms to harbour more people but I have rules one of which is I close my gate at 8 pm everyday. You will stay if you'll be back in everyday by 7:59 pm or you go live elsewhere where it's not anything to stay out till 11:45.

You won't tell the house owner how to do in his own house, that's the height of disrespect. They should go practise their culture and religion in their country where they won't be "discriminated against"

Botragelad:
Awesome. The message is clear.
If you're so obsessed with Sharia or your religious beliefs, go live in a country that share your views.

I love this!

ecomalchemistt:
E bang loading

Weyrey people

banom:
What I learned is that Nigerians are unhealthy people.

A man was seeing having unprotected sex with over 400 different women, and no one is talking about the health implication of such careless act..

Everybody is busy talking about the Bleep ...and not the amount of people the man's actions put into health risk.

We just have no value and consciousness for health.

Valid lessons. You see all the weyreys above you, they haven't learned anything.

emee701:
So you can masturbate to it with your vibrator. Just don't cheat on your hubby because you are feeling Hot already

That's me keeping abreast of every news.

Basiljoe:
“Gentlemen, as I’m fond of saying, women will f*ck. They may not f*ck you, they may not f*ck me, but they will f*ck someone." - Rational Male

“Women who want to f*ck will find a way to f*ck.” - RM

"From an evolutionary psychology perspective Alpha is just as unprincipled, just as efficiently ruthless and uncaring as it’s female counterpart – feminine Hypergamy." - Book 1, RM

"A woman who wants to f*ck you will find a way to f*ck you. She will fly across the country, crawl under barbwire, climb in through your second story bedroom window, f*ck the shit out of you and wait patiently inside your closet if your wife comes home early from work." - RM

“Women want to be with Men who other women want to f*ck, and other men want to be.” - Rational Male

Women would rather share a high value man, than be saddled with a faithful loser.

Men are the Prize.

Saw the videos on twitter, Omo the man na real OG, just dey sample all those women toto including his pregnant uncles wife.

Beta males are laughed at.

Please send the link to the videos.

MadPolitician:
Have you noticed that we are witnessing a lot of news like this recently?

Folks are biting their frustrations away at the slightest provocation these days

Sure! Exactly my thoughts otherwise, what is a bucket that it resulted into so much hullabaloo, what?
I feel so bad for the Mistura girl being an orphan, who will care for her like this? I hope this incidence doesn't set her back more than she's already been. I wish help, all the help that she'd need, would come her way.

As for Aunty Agbaaya Fatima, she will get her comeuppance!

O dabi pe ori eleyi ti gbalẹ! Atọọle wan write letter? Why e no kuku write a book so that they can answer him on time. E be like E dey do Risky or he wan start.