₦airaland Forum

Calitoscassius:
I thought you claim going to the east is a suicide mission and many who went didn't come back.

i came back!



lick my forking ass!

Weyrey Aláṣọ. Kí là fẹ ma ba Weyrey sọ. Mo gbà tiẹ to ba gba temi. Abugijẹ!

Calitoscassius:
Stop spreading lies. I just got back from the East after spending very good time at my father's village in Ekwulobia and my mother's village in Unubi.

Typical Dunderhead! And you're insensitive too.
The fact that you went and came back unhurt doesn't mean things are not happening to people in that place.
Anyway, even a statue knows that place is not a safe haven for now. You're just delusional. Keep living in denial. Iku pa ẹ!

PresidObi:
Where would you have wanted them to holiday before? Or you want to highlight that they should have gone to their home states?

Where is Tinubu holidaying at the moment?

He came to Lagos like everyone else.

Enjoy your lives good Nigerian girls. Welcome home.

Please, don't bother to quote me, I have headache on my fingers and cannot reply you.

Going to the Eastern part of the country at this time is a suicide mission. Do you know how many went for this yuletide season that just passed and were sent to the great beyond? That place is a no-go area for now, Biko! Where would you rather want these beautiful girls to spend their holidays? Lagos is the place to be joor!

engrchykae:
it's not his fault.
He must be a Yoruba

I hate bigots with a passion.

Factcheck0001:
Every sane Nigerian know that even the bitter haters but they are irredeemably stupid so they will keep wailing

Observe that I didn't mention anyone's name but just watch those who will attack me

Obviously they're the members of The Wailing Society of Nigeria

Treasure17:
I think it's time for Arteta to leave. You've tried your best. This is another opportunity for him to have a bite at the trophy, but it seems he lacks creative ideas to execute games.

Not when he has key players out injured or sick. Cut him some slacks.

WowSweetGuy:
Yes I'm the one rendering the coaching service. I'm just stating the salary range when you start a translation job with the Chinese

It's not such a bad idea to learn another language that's not English, but you have to be forthright about every info your aspiring patrons need to know. How long does 5k last for instance? What's the duration of a session? Will manuscripts be provided in training? Will examination or tests be done? Is there a professional body this is affiliated with? These are the things that'll help us determine whether to enroll or not

Please, you will think 5k is meagre, but things are tight these days, and every damn kobo spent must give value.

jetguy:
Asonga-yeyeyee

Asonga- yeyeyeee wey go soon turn to Brother Bernard!

We dey here.

Factcheck0001:
ok

But trust nobody

I know what am saying, we have people into many shady things who still flaunts with their shops

Of course.

Factcheck0001:
Evans was also a store owner

Many of u think life is that easy, many of u get fooled by what people show u n not what they do underground

You could be right but don't make it seem like it's not achievable, too, through hard work and dedication.

This particular tailor is family, for starters. His whole family spent two days at my place this New Year holiday that passed; so I know him.

Number 2, he's good in every sense of the word. Give him any style to sew, he's game! Shirts, Suit, Native...His precision with copied styles is crazy! He sews for Glo, GTB, Virgin Atlantic, and many prominent families I won't mention.

Number 3, his work ethic is fantastic. I always tell him he should consider giving lectures on work ethic. That alone is a money spinner.

The only reason I'm able to afford him is because we're family.

Now without some shady, hideous practices, tell me how somebody like this won't make his money. He has an enviable clientele and it's still growing.

People can be successful at whatever, provided they have the right attitude to their enterprise. That's my point!

In Lucky Dube's voice...Let sleeping dogs lie ....

NobleStag007:
Most people don't know that these handiwork people are millionaires

Yeah! They don't seem to know.

My tailor has a car that he sometimes uses for Uber. The car was stolen at the Mechanic's. Without batting an eyelid, he bought another one. You'd think he's a mere tailor but he can conveniently pay the salaries of graduates.

Brenbentondiaz:
You are underestimating how absolutely dense an average Nigerian is.

I even thought they went there with stones. Imagine this!

You will be back on your feet. All hope is not lost. On 26th December 1999, the same thing happened to me and my family. My parents had traveled to the village for Christmas, and we - my siblings and I - were by ourselves. The fire burnt everything, as in Everything! My sister's certificates and all, me still dey school. We only had the clothes we were wearing. It was that bad. But God never fails. He will use people to bless you and restore your losses. Take heart sister.

sisisioge:
Something is fundamentally wrong with majority of naija men....someone destroyed his ex' properties and almost killed her but majority here were concerned about speculating on the woman's business. Na wa o

That's how degenerated people's brains have gotten. Some people will reason you will wonder if they're Ewu or humans. Awọn Eeyan ofo, Onilara, Alainirori. Mtcheew!

UncleAdeniran:
Italy based businesswoman indeed. We all know what Edo women do in Italy.

It has no bearing on the wickedness, entitlement mentality, and evil perpetrated in the story. She didn't commit any crimes to deserve this. Except you are hideous and cruel is when you won't see anything wrong with what Osaro and Odaro have done. Those two should be jailed forever!

nedekid:
It depends. In every profession you see people lowly paid. Abi have you not seen lawyers earning 50k salary?
As at 10 years ago, the lowest paid teacher in my friends school here in Lagos earned over 150k monthly. Teachers are flown to UK once or twice yearly to brush up on courses eg montessori etc. Just imagine how much they earn now.

Don't mind them. As an English instructor, I earn 6 figures at my place of work. Then I earn 3 times my salary from my private practice. I do online teaching too. Then there are one-off jobs that come in between. I'm still in my school because I need the platform to get side jobs

Astonmartin:
On behalf of Blues worldwide ,we reject and send back this curse to Assnal.Shalom

No response for you cause really that's not our name.

Nonexisting1:
If he was a wicked and stingy man, he will still be alive today. When you become successful, stop making yourself unnecessarily available to poor people but some people will never listen. I can never sit down to drink with a man of lower status in the same table. It's not pride, it's me being careful. Hardly a successful man will have time to poison you while drinking. It's rare.

Pure but hard truth. They will see you, see your designer shoes, your Range, your beautiful wife and kids, and the spirit of envy will envelope them. They will remember you both used to climb the mango tree in the village square back then, they will remember how you used to be fed by their mother back then....Then they will conclude you are not deserving of the life you are living now. Why you, why not them livin' la vida loca. There and then, your fate is sealed!

May God deliver us from unfriendly friends.

EmperorCaesar:


Wickedness is a fulltime resident in SE Nigeria

RIP strong man. You shouldnt have returned to your village

I know tens of your people who have sworn not to travel to the East till Jesus comes

Wickedness is everywhere but you see that side of the country, I can't vouch for them. That was how they killed my friend Florence. We were at the university together. At the time we met in school, she'd not been home for 10 years. She said she was specifically warned not to return. Most members of her family are dead and it was just her and her big sister. But then, she said her favourite cousin was getting married so she had to go. She shouldn't have gone.

What happened afterward was a live Nollywood movie! She'd resumed school normally and everything was fine. Until about a week when she just felt a small pain in her leg. She first thought it was a bite or a sprain, but nothing specific. She was rubbing a balm. Later it got
swollen a bit and she was limping, Later, she couldn't walk again and we would hold her sides to get to the lecture room. Afterward, we called her sister in Lagos to come tend to her when we couldn't cope with her condition anymore. The sister came and took her away.

During the semester break, we sent one of us to check up on her. We learned she's being moved from one hospital to the other. They couldn't detect what was wrong with the leg. By that time, the leg had grown 3 times bigger. To cut the story short, they amputated the leg to save her. She never recovered from that. She died!

No be juju be that! A leg that we couldn't exactly tell what went wrong with it. Ah! Fear village people O!

Shey you dey whine me eeeee?
Ẹ gba mi kẹ, o dabi pe awon Aye ti n ba mi ṣe VDM yii ni.
He thinks he has a monopoly of craze; if it's another person now, he would have raised the roof, rampaging up and down like a wounded bull. Go and bring the remaining money out, rádaràda! How you take recover 78m, dey play! I know you go still use the same format recover the remaining. Ole Alọkolounkigbe!

kingthreat:
There was this online forum then for Nigerian adults that I used to go to from time to time. Once a man from Uganda posted that he will be in Nigeria with his wife in the next few months and his wife wants to have sex with a Nigerian man. We thought it was a joke until the man confirmed it actually happened but the wife was not fully satisfied. Then the Nigerian guy that did it painted the full experience of how it happened in Eko Hotel and the man was hoarse to him, and they didn't know he was a virgin so it was his wife that actually disvirgined him.
Na then I know say things dey happen oo. Some married women have fantasies that they wish to fulfil. From my experience, most of the fantasies are
1. Lesbian sex
2. FFM 3some
3. MMF 3some
4. Swinging like Baltazar and Wife.

All these weird fantasies, I'm not a psychiatrist but is that not some form of schizophrenia? Really absurd. Maybe I'm too 'churchy'.

Fenrir:
The woman I'm about to marry has a fantasy

She wants a free pass to get gang banged by 7 men

She won't cheat and won't do it without my blessing and permission

Her body count is only 2 and I see no issues in this as long as its once and done in a safe and secure location

Ah! Iru ewo tun leleyi báyìí?

bukkani:
Is that how wicked you can be .God go see me tru

Amen.

Go talk to God then

ChizzyBuna:
So my parents are in village for christmas.
Coming from lagos to visit for xmas
I decided to visit our house in town where our family lives. Before going to meet them in village

What i found in my fathers room shocked me


Condom packets that were not prpperly thrown away.

Ky gel found open on the table
For those that don't know Ky gel is lubricant for sex.

This is enough proof this man is cheating.
Should i repirt him to my mum??

Many men don't retire from that kinda game.

The day I caught my dad, or was it nearly caught, with another woman.... Me I be kogberegbe o, I beat the woman and walked her out of the house.

The young lady he cheated with or about to cheat with is a known single mother in our former neighborhood. We've just gotten a new and bigger house not very far from the old house. In between us moving to the new place was when it happened. She left and went to see my dad in the new place. Unfortunately for her, I needed to pick a dress that we have moved to the new place already. They both didn't know anybody will be coming there. I went with my kid sister.
On getting there, I didn't see my dad, I don't know where he stepped out to. I saw only the woman and immediately, I knew she could be there only at my dad's instance. He is the Father Christmas and the Father Theresa of the community. Me, I didn't even waste time, I gave her one, two! Oya move! She was trying to say gibberish like she only needed money for her baby....blablabla...You can beg for money anywhere; you don't have to come here, weyrey. I followed her to our old neighborhood and disgraced her there too. The thing be say her attitude no good before so I no pity her at all.

Of course I told my mum. I don't know how they (My dad and mum) both sort themselves out. My Dad never said a word about it to me till tomorrow. Yeyenatu!

bukkani:
GPlease someone should dash me 20k to repair my faulty car to hustle life has been unbearable to me over 3 months ..I'm thinking suicide
Please kindly help if you can

We can help with a rope and a tiny, little bottle of sniper.... Choose your Avatar.

humberjade:
Yes, all isn't well. Good win, but I am still trying to picture how the team is going to sail through January unscathed without Saka.

Valid concerns. I've been pondering over that too. It's beginning to look like We will miss Saka more than we missed Odegaard.

DeepSight:
Well fair comment. The Chat was not impressive at the end of the day.

You see. As if I knew. It would've been a total waste of time if I'd watched.

otipoju:
Confidence and humor with a touch of choco.

Confidence will attract, humor and small choco will retain.


Also when you are desired by many, you automatically become desirable by any.


And be good at something...and be known for it.

Fighting, playing instruments, making women orgasm, singing, academics, smooth talking..anything etc.

Women do not like ordinary men. Most men are ordinary and bland. Nothing exciting about them in any way.

You're right, you know.
I love confidence in men. Even if you are saying balderdash, say it with all confidence and candor.
My husband, when he was trying to woo me, was confident. He was a humorous person and still is. He was a smooth talker, very expressive, and the extra thing... He was exceptional with musical instruments. As we dated, I found other positives about him.

Ladies love men who are bold and daring surely!

DeepSight:
Lol. You are obviously not serious if your argument is that the President should only have media interaction with obviously subservient agencies. You are a joker. You are the type of human being who makes arguments in favor of slavery. You dont deserve freedom.

You're the one with insufficient IQ here. There's no way a sitting president will ignore the state TV house for a TV station in the private sector. What message will the president be propagating? The most they can do is have a mix of anchors like they have done in this case. They want to convince us it's not preempt or premeditated; surely we know better of course! Just know there's no amount of conviction they'll wanna give, that will make them opt for Arise TV or Channels TV when NTA is functioning. The Press Chat in itself is a propaganda, a calculated attempt to bamboozle everyone into lending credence to the present government.


I didn't watch. To stay on insta streets will give me more succour. Ish!

EmperorCaesar:


Saner clime

Dem go tell us say Nigeria get plenty mad people pass these countries

See the kin people wey dey vote for saner clime

Spits

RIP to the dead

This America dey dangerous now o!

I was having a conversation with a friend who lives there about people who 'ment' generally and he said our own better for Naija cause we go quick recognize person wey craze but for that place, their kolo no dey show; him sneakers fit fine pass your own self.

Olachase:
Make them just cut him own head too

😏😏

Simple! ASAP