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Family / Re: My House Maid Has Become My Madam In My Own Home by plana1: 10:51am On Nov 08, 2021
OyekuMeji:
What are the lessons to be learnt here. When you decide to hire a nanny, do not hire an adult nanny with black bush, big bakassi & big, succulent boobs.

You see, the Preek & Toto are designed ELECTROMAGNETICALLY to transmit surface waves that communicate even without the consent & awareness of the owners.

Now, let us use a mathematical example to explain the variables.

If the ratio of two variables (x and y) is equal to a constant ( Temptation = Preek / Toto), then the variable in the numerator of the ratio (y) can be product of the other variable and the constant ( Preek = Temptation + Toto ).

In this case Toto is said to be directly proportional to Preek with proportionality constant K (which is Temptation).

Now, if you do not understand the equation about and need a demonstration, I need 3 female volunteers from the major tribes: Hausa, Yoruba & Igbo - with bakassi & black bushes.

Sir, your equation ii (Preek = Temptation + Toto) is NOT correct.

It should have been; Preek = Temptation x Toto.

I guess it's a Typo error.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Does One Answer This Strange Interview Question by plana1: 2:53pm On Oct 15, 2021
Our purpose in life is to make life easier for others and for ourselves. To create an environment where others can reach their full potentials even as we reach ours and gain satisfaction and fulfilment

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Business / Re: Reno Omokri: Dangote Was 25th Richest Person On Earth, Why He Dropped To 117th by plana1: 12:59pm On Aug 11, 2021
DaddyYankee:
When was Dangote the 25th Richest man on Earth? This man makes toomuch noise. Then if you are saying Goodluck made him richer! Did Goodluck give him Government money?


It is obvious you don't know anything about how government policies affect the economy of a country.
Politics / Re: 2021 ‘Osinbajo Day’ Set To Hold On August 8 by plana1: 3:11pm On Aug 07, 2021
Putting Osibanjo and Buhari in the same sentence concerning 2023 has already reduced his chances of success. The name Buhari is a synonym for Failure.
Family / Re: Doctor Divorces His Beauty Queen Wife After Discovering She's A Secret Call Girl by plana1: 11:32am On Jul 28, 2021
Hmmmm! Women!!

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Nigeria-Cameroon 1.5km Border Bridge by plana1: 11:18am On Jul 28, 2021
One of the many challenges facing Nigeria today is the lack of due deligence by most people who have made misinformation and distortion of facts their main occupation. Most social media platforms don't even do the slightest check on facts before rushing to publish their news articles, which some people will now see as facts and use them to argue at beer parlours.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Six Things You Need To Present For Your NPOWER Physical Screening. by plana1: 9:35am On May 15, 2021
The whole process is taking too long to complete. How much longer can these people be made to wait before they can start to benefit? The handlers are moving at snail's speed and it's not good enough.
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu To Smart Adeyemi: 'Are You A Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing?’ by plana1: 12:20pm On Apr 28, 2021
Why is Mrs Tinubu always having issues with Senators from Kogi? She once had an altercation with Sinator Dino, now she is doing same with Senator Smart Adeyemi. Methinks she is hiding Something.
Politics / Re: Pigeons Released By Buhari Refused To Fly At Armed Forces Remembrance (Video) by plana1: 6:13pm On Jan 15, 2021
How can the pigeons fly when there is no peace. They are symbols of peace.

All of you asking them to fly, do u want them to go n jam terrorist's or kidnapper's bullets?
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: 'For Your Marriage To Work, Keep Your Mother Out Of It' by plana1: 3:43pm On Dec 13, 2020
She is absolutely right. There is a case in my compound currently about my neighbour's wife whose mother helped her to insult her husband and even helped her moved her belongings out of the guy's house a forthnight ago. Since last week they have been coming around to beg the guy to accept his wife back.

The guy has refused to even open the gate for them to enter his house. Now they are appealing to neighbours to help beg the guy to accept his wife back.
Education / Re: FG Offers ₦65 Billion To End ASUU Strike, Exempts ASUU From IPPIS by plana1: 10:22pm On Nov 20, 2020
HigherEd:

Lol I hope you guys would realize the truth before it becomes late.

The current system where universities fully depend on payouts from the government is unsustainable and would never make the universities competitive or valuable enough to industry. Especially in a country with a surging population yet depleting economy.

As part of comprehensive reform of the Nigerian state. The emphasis on higher education needs to be lowered. Not everyone should need to go to university to amount to anything meaningful in life. People who must go there by virtue of stellar academic records should be offered scholarships.

Why would the ministry of education train with subsidy 2000 zoology students across the nation and only 1% of them end up as zoologist or researchers in Zoology. While the rest end up in banks, telcos, and everyother place where a zoology degree is never ended. How many subsidized degrees yield return on Investment for the Nigerian state. E.. g Inter rel, Physiology, Anatomy, Biochemistry etc? Tbh only strategically important degrees ought to be free in Nigerian schools. E.g Medicine, Nursing, Civil engineering.

Lets focus on our economy and generate enough value for each Nigerian to be self sufficient enough to fund their own education and stop funding unsustainable projects like ASUU.



So funding ASUU is unsustainable to you, but funding politicians and religious pilgrimage is sustainable and reasonable to you abi? You are part of the problems we are facing in this country.

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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Celebrates Reminisce: 'You Gave Me A Shot When No One Knew Me' by plana1: 11:08am On Nov 05, 2020
Imagine if everyone does that to at least two persons in their field and the two people do it to another two, do you think we would be where we are today in this country? All I am saying in essence is that, let us help one another to rise, that way we become better humans and our society becomes safer for all of us because we are all engaged.

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Politics / Re: UN Urges Investigation Into Shooting Of Peaceful Protesters At Lekki by plana1: 9:16am On Nov 04, 2020
This Govt is yet to learn the lessons of the last protests. When the youths rise up again in defense of their rights the govt should not blame it on the opposition parties.
Politics / Re: Obong Of Calabar Tells Ayade To "Step Aside And Learn About Governance" by plana1: 4:07pm On Nov 01, 2020
Ayade has performed badly in all sectors to the extent that even his extended family members are against him. After eight years of administration, he would have nothing tangible to show as his achievement.

The Obong of Calabar just expressed the general view of most Cross Riverians.

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Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Constituency Bridge by plana1: 1:50pm On Oct 31, 2020
This is a serious joke. Corps members have single handedly done better projects than this.

Shame on our politicians!
Politics / Re: Endsars: Thousands Of Protesters Begin 30km Walk From Awka To Awkuzu, Anambra by plana1: 5:49pm On Oct 16, 2020
The rendered us jobless and still called us lazy youths, today they have seen that we are not lazy. We are taking back our country from the failed generations.

#ENDSARSNOW!
#ENDBADGOVERNANCE!!
#ENDCORRUPTION!!!
Politics / Re: Anxiety Over Fresh Strategy To End Insurgency by plana1: 11:36am On Oct 04, 2020
The best thing in this circumstance is to declare the country as a failed state. That way, every ethnic group can go their separate ways and manage their people and resources.

The Federal government has failed in its primary responsibility of protecting lives and property. They have rather concentrated their energies on borrowing to fund their pockets.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by plana1: 8:45pm On Aug 14, 2020
Where are the goats comparators? Only true goats will show themselves in this kind of situation.
Business / Re: Obiora Okonkwo, Ekwueme Named Ndigbo Times New Generation Leader by plana1: 8:31am On Aug 04, 2020
The list is incomplete without Senator Abariba's name on it.
Politics / Re: Ozekhome Meets Salami Panel, Testifies Against Magu, Submits Videos by plana1: 3:21pm On Jul 29, 2020
I always feel embarrassed whenever I see comments online defending all these thieves whose only preoccupation is how to steal some more.

Our country is bleeding because of how much these politicians and their collaborators in the civil service have syphoned out of this Nation. Instead of us all to join hands and condemn this evil acts, we are here rooting for them because it's favouring us today.

Corruption is the bane of unemployment, insecurity, poverty, bad roads, lack of power supply, failed and failing institutions, high suicide rates and so many more ills that are bedevilling our country today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Chelsea - (3 - 0) -On 11th July 2020 by plana1: 6:27pm On Jul 11, 2020
Since Manchester United defeated Chelsea, chelsea are now scared of any team that has United attached to name.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Denies Receiving ₦4 Billion From Ibrahim Magu by plana1: 12:40pm On Jul 09, 2020
Some Nigerian youths still have a long way to go. How can we be defending politicians who have failed us all, instead of us to call for a thorough investigation of the matter. Until that is done, I sit on the fence!
Politics / Re: Oshiomole: Giadom Wants To Kill APC As They Did In Rivers by plana1: 8:43am On Jun 21, 2020
... a governor from the north central and a minister who are in control of the court of appeal are the ones causing this crisis and exhibiting this rascality...So they have shared the courts among themselves? No hope for the common man.
Crime / Re: Armed Bandits Surround Kasai In Katsina, Residents Trapped by plana1: 10:07am On Jun 20, 2020
When they were rejoicing over the defeat of former President Ebele, they never thought that their son could become this incompetent and totally useless to them. Both the president and his security chiefs have failed woefully.

The NASS should do the needful by impeaching this incompetent and clueless president. Oh! I forgot the NASS is an annex of the presidency.
Politics / Re: Shooting In Aso Rock: PDP Raises Alarm, Demands President Buhari's Response by plana1: 3:56pm On Jun 13, 2020
Just wait, Buhari will soon come and express shock over the incident.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Nominates Okonjo-iweala For World Trade Organization DG Post by plana1: 9:39am On Jun 05, 2020
JAMO84:
Wailers hypocrisy is so hot that, it is contributing to global warming. They are always accusing Buhari of nepotism but were happy when Jonathan neglected the south west after we gave him 7 million votes in 2011.


Here is the distribution of appointments the Clowns are crying about:

It's not only about quoting statics, but the quality of the appointments. Can you compare appointment of the MD of NNPC to that of MD of FERMA?
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu To FG: "I Will Start Charging You For Free Education On Facebook" by plana1: 4:58pm On May 19, 2020
Sometimes I wonder the kind of people we have in this country. Somebody says something, instead of considering the merit of the message, you leave the message entirely and attack the messenger.

When will some people ever make use of common sense?
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: In Few Months From Now, Newspaper Headlines May Read Like This by plana1: 10:34am On Apr 03, 2020
COVID-19 RELIEF FUNDS EMBEZZLEMENT, WITNESSES TO TESTIFY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

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Education / Re: Are People With 3rd Class & Pass Certificates Useless? by plana1: 9:38am On Mar 06, 2020
DModeCntStopMe:
shocked

Irrelevant question!

Your president has proved all that don't matter since he could stir the affairs of the nation without one.

I beg to disagree with you on this. What he has only proved is the fact that it does matter, judging by his performance in office he has failed in all areas of life.

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Religion / Re: Today Is Ash Wednesday; Beginning Of Lent by plana1: 11:19am On Feb 26, 2020
Chidimercy:
Amen

FTC in this first day of lent. Omniscient God, this season you will give me my dream job.
AMEN! I join my faith to yours to declare that before the end of this lent, The Lord God Almighty will grant us our dream jobs.

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Politics / Re: Degi-Eremienyo: The Conflicting Names That Disqualified APC Deputy Governor by plana1: 7:10pm On Feb 14, 2020
This APC and forgery are like 5&6. They should always do due diligent during their screening exercises before the forward names to INEC.

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