₦airaland Forum

OyekuMeji:
What are the lessons to be learnt here. When you decide to hire a nanny, do not hire an adult nanny with black bush, big bakassi & big, succulent boobs.

You see, the Preek & Toto are designed ELECTROMAGNETICALLY to transmit surface waves that communicate even without the consent & awareness of the owners.

Now, let us use a mathematical example to explain the variables.

If the ratio of two variables (x and y) is equal to a constant ( Temptation = Preek / Toto), then the variable in the numerator of the ratio (y) can be product of the other variable and the constant ( Preek = Temptation + Toto ).

In this case Toto is said to be directly proportional to Preek with proportionality constant K (which is Temptation).

Now, if you do not understand the equation about and need a demonstration, I need 3 female volunteers from the major tribes: Hausa, Yoruba & Igbo - with bakassi & black bushes.

Sir, your equation ii (Preek = Temptation + Toto) is NOT correct.

It should have been; Preek = Temptation x Toto.

I guess it's a Typo error.

Our purpose in life is to make life easier for others and for ourselves. To create an environment where others can reach their full potentials even as we reach ours and gain satisfaction and fulfilment

DaddyYankee:
When was Dangote the 25th Richest man on Earth? This man makes toomuch noise. Then if you are saying Goodluck made him richer! Did Goodluck give him Government money?

It is obvious you don't know anything about how government policies affect the economy of a country.

Putting Osibanjo and Buhari in the same sentence concerning 2023 has already reduced his chances of success. The name Buhari is a synonym for Failure.

Hmmmm! Women!!

One of the many challenges facing Nigeria today is the lack of due deligence by most people who have made misinformation and distortion of facts their main occupation. Most social media platforms don't even do the slightest check on facts before rushing to publish their news articles, which some people will now see as facts and use them to argue at beer parlours.

The whole process is taking too long to complete. How much longer can these people be made to wait before they can start to benefit? The handlers are moving at snail's speed and it's not good enough.

Why is Mrs Tinubu always having issues with Senators from Kogi? She once had an altercation with Sinator Dino, now she is doing same with Senator Smart Adeyemi. Methinks she is hiding Something.

How can the pigeons fly when there is no peace. They are symbols of peace.

All of you asking them to fly, do u want them to go n jam terrorist's or kidnapper's bullets?

She is absolutely right. There is a case in my compound currently about my neighbour's wife whose mother helped her to insult her husband and even helped her moved her belongings out of the guy's house a forthnight ago. Since last week they have been coming around to beg the guy to accept his wife back.

The guy has refused to even open the gate for them to enter his house. Now they are appealing to neighbours to help beg the guy to accept his wife back.

HigherEd:
Lol I hope you guys would realize the truth before it becomes late.

The current system where universities fully depend on payouts from the government is unsustainable and would never make the universities competitive or valuable enough to industry. Especially in a country with a surging population yet depleting economy.

As part of comprehensive reform of the Nigerian state. The emphasis on higher education needs to be lowered. Not everyone should need to go to university to amount to anything meaningful in life. People who must go there by virtue of stellar academic records should be offered scholarships.

Why would the ministry of education train with subsidy 2000 zoology students across the nation and only 1% of them end up as zoologist or researchers in Zoology. While the rest end up in banks, telcos, and everyother place where a zoology degree is never ended. How many subsidized degrees yield return on Investment for the Nigerian state. E.. g Inter rel, Physiology, Anatomy, Biochemistry etc? Tbh only strategically important degrees ought to be free in Nigerian schools. E.g Medicine, Nursing, Civil engineering.

Lets focus on our economy and generate enough value for each Nigerian to be self sufficient enough to fund their own education and stop funding unsustainable projects like ASUU.

So funding ASUU is unsustainable to you, but funding politicians and religious pilgrimage is sustainable and reasonable to you abi? You are part of the problems we are facing in this country.

Imagine if everyone does that to at least two persons in their field and the two people do it to another two, do you think we would be where we are today in this country? All I am saying in essence is that, let us help one another to rise, that way we become better humans and our society becomes safer for all of us because we are all engaged.

This Govt is yet to learn the lessons of the last protests. When the youths rise up again in defense of their rights the govt should not blame it on the opposition parties.

Ayade has performed badly in all sectors to the extent that even his extended family members are against him. After eight years of administration, he would have nothing tangible to show as his achievement.

The Obong of Calabar just expressed the general view of most Cross Riverians.

This is a serious joke. Corps members have single handedly done better projects than this.

Shame on our politicians!

The rendered us jobless and still called us lazy youths, today they have seen that we are not lazy. We are taking back our country from the failed generations.

#ENDSARSNOW!
#ENDBADGOVERNANCE!!
#ENDCORRUPTION!!!

The best thing in this circumstance is to declare the country as a failed state. That way, every ethnic group can go their separate ways and manage their people and resources.

The Federal government has failed in its primary responsibility of protecting lives and property. They have rather concentrated their energies on borrowing to fund their pockets.

Where are the goats comparators? Only true goats will show themselves in this kind of situation.

The list is incomplete without Senator Abariba's name on it.

I always feel embarrassed whenever I see comments online defending all these thieves whose only preoccupation is how to steal some more.

Our country is bleeding because of how much these politicians and their collaborators in the civil service have syphoned out of this Nation. Instead of us all to join hands and condemn this evil acts, we are here rooting for them because it's favouring us today.

Corruption is the bane of unemployment, insecurity, poverty, bad roads, lack of power supply, failed and failing institutions, high suicide rates and so many more ills that are bedevilling our country today.

Since Manchester United defeated Chelsea, chelsea are now scared of any team that has United attached to name.

Some Nigerian youths still have a long way to go. How can we be defending politicians who have failed us all, instead of us to call for a thorough investigation of the matter. Until that is done, I sit on the fence!

... a governor from the north central and a minister who are in control of the court of appeal are the ones causing this crisis and exhibiting this rascality...So they have shared the courts among themselves? No hope for the common man.

When they were rejoicing over the defeat of former President Ebele, they never thought that their son could become this incompetent and totally useless to them. Both the president and his security chiefs have failed woefully.

The NASS should do the needful by impeaching this incompetent and clueless president. Oh! I forgot the NASS is an annex of the presidency.

Just wait, Buhari will soon come and express shock over the incident.

JAMO84:
Wailers hypocrisy is so hot that, it is contributing to global warming. They are always accusing Buhari of nepotism but were happy when Jonathan neglected the south west after we gave him 7 million votes in 2011.


Here is the distribution of appointments the Clowns are crying about:

It's not only about quoting statics, but the quality of the appointments. Can you compare appointment of the MD of NNPC to that of MD of FERMA?

Sometimes I wonder the kind of people we have in this country. Somebody says something, instead of considering the merit of the message, you leave the message entirely and attack the messenger.

When will some people ever make use of common sense?

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DModeCntStopMe:


Irrelevant question!

Your president has proved all that don't matter since he could stir the affairs of the nation without one.

I beg to disagree with you on this. What he has only proved is the fact that it does matter, judging by his performance in office he has failed in all areas of life.

Chidimercy:
Amen

FTC in this first day of lent. Omniscient God, this season you will give me my dream job.

AMEN! I join my faith to yours to declare that before the end of this lent, The Lord God Almighty will grant us our dream jobs.

This APC and forgery are like 5&6. They should always do due diligent during their screening exercises before the forward names to INEC.