₦airaland Forum

sonnie10:
Lol. Chauffeured in an American made and customize Lincoln.

He thinks he is wise!

Which American made Lincoln, that's a limo built in Russia have nothing to do with America. You must be joking if you think Putin will drive around in an American made car.

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Billionairly:
The one thing I miss about being in nigeria is endless availability of High Value extremely cheap sex. Since i like to see what I am about to consume I dont go for girls online, neither do I go to LovePeddler houses where truck drivers go to and the girls are counting 30 plus men a day each. I dont use my drivers to go the club, I take taxi thats usually about 50 euros, entry fee to the club 25 euros, buy drink for myself 10 euros, drink for olosho 20 euros. They are usually big wasted south Americans, I negotiate their rate to down to 250 per night, or pay 400 to go with her and bestie. The cheapest hotel in my city at counter is about 170 euros, condoms drinks breakfast additional 70 euros, Taxi to go back home another 50, That is almost 700 euros for a simple night. The same scenario when Im in south Asia normally cost me about 170 euros.

The last babe I knacked when last I was in abuja, she asked for 60k , She wasnt even a prostitute sef, hotel was a very beautiful hotel for 27000. when the girl was leaving I gave her 30k additional as transport We couldnt finish the large size of bbq fish and potato saladand drinks i ordered for 12000. U guys in Nigeria are in cheap toto heaven.

My toto night out normally costs me over 1 million naira for the same thing I pay for 120k to get in Abuja.

Ny

When I tell people here that 90% of Nigerian men married or single living abroad and flying into Lagos and Abuja on those British, Klm, Lufthansa, United and Delta flights are coming primarily for sex, and every other thing is secondary.

Geovanni412:
Why would they do all that when they can get olosho staying at a hotel/brothel for between 500 naira - 5k and the babe will have the condom ready?

Your economics would probably be correct if you remove the olosho fee and assume that the guy is carrying normal babes

And even if the guy is carrying a normal girl, he can take her to his house, cook indomie and egg, and spend only 2,500 for the condom

Abeg where N500 ashawo still dey?

sotall:
Those changing pampers and doing cleaning abroad have a better life than over 90% of those living in Nigeria.
They enjoy constant electricity, good roads, job security, good heakth system, a working pension system and above all, their life is not as cheap as a piece of bread anymore like it was in Nigeria.

Those who do this cleaning job or change old papa pampers earn more by far than professors and medical doctors in Nigeria.

The government takes taxes and the citizens can see and enjoy the benefits of taxes they pay.
A working system isnt cheap. It is better to be changing pampers abroad and earn a living wage which will enable you to live life comfortably than be in an office in Nigeria and be earning peanuts.

Good roads and constant electricity that will tire you within max a year.

So where did Osibanjo stayed for 8 good years, and why is it not good for Shettima.

Useless obsolete plant, bunch of thieves trying to cash out again. No wonder this clown was prostrating during the ministerial swearing in.

Used and dumped, they don't need us anymore.

Just so the conservatives don't lose the next general election. If you read the comments of the British people about this mass migration into the UK, you will understand why the government will have to crack down because it's affecting everything.

micflo28:
To be wise, na to marry there girls get green card and get visa free move to South Korea my dream country. Imagination no go kill me

Your dream country, did you not read in the story all the challenges they are facing.

They are all encouraging their women from Russia to Germany to Canada to Japan to South Korea etc to have more children with all kinds of incentives, while telling Africans they are overpopulated and need to reduce their population growth.

SoNature:
One Indian production manager in one company I once worked for would always tell us that the day God shared d1cks and b00bs and nyashes, Africans were the first to arrive.

But the day God shared brains, African blacks were nowhere to be found. He would always call Nigérians brainless people.

The MD of the company who's a Nigerian later fired the Indian production manager and sent him back to his country.

PS: Looking at what's happening in this country now, I no blame the man. Nigerians behave like brainless people during elections.

You are not even ashamed that a curry smelling Indian called you and your father and mother brainless to your face, and you are here telling us with glee while shining your teeth.

samonak:
Hmmm, US Embassy de really cash out oh! B1/B2 visa category fee is $180 (#157k) that one no include money wey u go give agent wey go book date for you. Visa interview dates for 2024 is fully booked the only ones available are for 2025! Agents charge as much as 500k and above just to is secure interview dates and there's no guarantee that you'd be given the visa oh! Gaskiya, the Americans de really ball for naija oh!

So they made N23 billion in one year from gullible Nigerians.

Elibaba1:
You mean he can’t give out that amount??

Of course he can't, do you know what N20 million is?

I can bet my left ball the OP is sukkot under a different moniker.

No be only 20 million na 20 billion. Who dash monkey banana.

D4gmail1:
Their father will miss her too.

Probably fvcking her. We see what they do with our women here in Nigeria.

Why can't the Lebanese come to Africa to be nannys when their economy is in total shambles. The one's that come here we turn them to business owners and bosses because we see them as oyinbos, when in fact they should be doing nanny jobs here in Nigeria.

Whalis:
That I see on that cart is far beyond £10. That chicken is about £6. The bread is £3. They are deceiving those who haven't travelled before. A play of food in UK is about £20.

That cart is easily $30-40 in the US.

Which kind yeye food is cheap abroad maybe junk foods like this. Go eat a plate of jolof or pounded yam and come back and talk of cheap food.

Unhealthy junk food, why it's cheap. Cost of living in Nigeria is way lower than any Western Industrialized country.

Let them go to hell, they will soon realize the grass is not greener. Plenty of dumb foreign doctors driving uber in Canada. Enough with the emotional blackmail. We should pay them N10 million monthly because they are doctors pls let them fvck off.

samonak:
Who told you that? So the GI Bill is not a special privilege? something the military will sponsor your college tuition together with other professional skills you can use in your civilian life once you commit to a 4 ( or more years) service tenure with their various military branches.

I am talking about social privileges not government entitlements, nothing special about being a soldier in the US. You can be arrested by the police in your uniform and handcuffed, being a soldier in Nigeria comes with the privilege to do things and get away with it. You are talking about GI bill, you don't need to join the military in the US to get your college paid for, like the person I quoted said there is a reason why they are struggling attracting new recruits.

emmykk:
NDA cadet don't fight bandit directly,the graduate as LT and get many good things of life.

It is korofo that fight BH directly

And who do you think is leading the korofos at the front if not the Lt and Captains.

Obviously a silly skit just to trend.

BigDawsNet:
10m to join army office program? Chia, when US military recruiters have a hard time finding people to join the military? 😶

Because being an American soldier doesn't confer any special privileges unlike Nigeria, police officers are rated higher than soldiers there and are better paid and people have other opportunities unlike here. So why wouldn't they struggle to find people joining their military

Most join so they can oppress the bloody civilians not out of any patriotism.

This Osprey helicopter is a flying coffin and very prone to crashing. Surprised soldiers still agree to get on board.

Jecinth:
please guys, please don't just scroll pass, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

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G.TBank

My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

Who the hell is this annoying person and why has this person not being permanently blocked.

BigDawsNet:
Greencard is same thing as permanent residence.. that allows you to remain in the country for about 10years.. you can work full time, travel out the US and do business in the US... (after 3 years of getting a green card... you apply for citizenship)

Citizenship is status of being a citizen of the US.. it comes with US passport.. you can remain in the country forever and even vote for any political elections..

You can remain in the US forever with a green card, just need renewing every 10 years. 3 years if still married and 5 years if not married for citizenship.

Gerrard59:
Because they used visit visa to enter the US. In order to access the labour market without restrictions, they do contract aka arrange marriage. Alternatively, study in Mexico and become a Mexican citizen, then TN visa to the US labour market. Or be like my oga Tensa20 and head to Chile. Do five years, collect passport and do H1B1. For those in Canada, play the long game to citizenship and TN visa your way to the US labour market.

Focus should be on accessing the US labour market without restrictions. If your money is plenty, enter Australia, get the passport and do E-3 visa to the US labour market.

There is one final route which you can do from your house in Nigeria, but please do your research.

I don try.

All easier said than done. But at least you got some likes.

Same guy after being gifted a oil well by Abacha sold it for a cool $1 billion, and said afterwards he doesn't know what to do with the $500 million profit he made after paying taxes and other expenses. He now ask people to suggest philanthropy he could do with some of the money. This he said openly about not knowing what to do with the money not hearsay.