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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Bathes Female Church Members In Basin During Crossover Service In Ghana by PlanktonX: 9:40pm On Jan 02, 2022
If the end time pastors are crazy, what about the congregation.....

Haaaa....Ali is definitely tired at the gate, Ali wan move forward.

I am flabagasted...
CrimeRe: Islamic Cleric, Tunde Olayiwola Slumps, Dies In Police Custody by PlanktonX: 7:25pm On Dec 26, 2021
Now police will say Nigerians don't trust them.

But why would someone hack someone else to death just to make his own life better.

Wickedness everywhere.
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Looks Stunning In Christmas Photos by PlanktonX: 12:24am On Dec 26, 2021
LordJoffrey:
There's nothing wrong in showing HER THIGHS. Na u wey dey sexualize her be the problem
Hear yourself...lalalalaa
Like there is nothing wrong having sex in public, na you who dey look dem get dirty mind.

What is bad is bad...say it, you might be correcting someone who is at the bing of going astray.
FoodRe: Mob Nearly Lynched Lady Seen Sharing Meat To Children In Accra (Video) by PlanktonX: 11:58pm On Dec 25, 2021
1Sharon:
Your ancestors ate from those calabashes. Now they are evil?
Will that same woman collect food from calabash from you at a party?

To drink water from pet bottle self na wahala, talk less of calabash.
FoodRe: Mob Nearly Lynched Lady Seen Sharing Meat To Children In Accra (Video) by PlanktonX: 11:54pm On Dec 25, 2021
Tinububalls:
African mentality.
There is love in sharing but them think say she come collect destinies.
Noooo.....allow your children dey collect meat in calabash from total stranger......by the time your 40 year old son begin still dey collect T-fare from you, you will know say dem dey collect destiny.

Guide jealously what God had given to you, because many people dey the queue, you miss it, before it rotate reach you again...hahaha
FamilyRe: My Younger Brother Is A Bone In Our Throat. Pls Help! by PlanktonX: 12:35am On Dec 25, 2021
To start with, baba should go and do DNA test from the N250k. Then .....

If ma true son, call him to order and better start praying for him because he might soon lose him life....no be me talk am, ...just go and check your Bible....

Pikin wey wan live long and enjoy many more days should honour him papa and mama. Bacause these two na him first god on earth here.

This is what happens when parents spoon baby feed their children....from 2 years my children are force to always say thank you for every little thing from us.

Learn to drive the sense of appreciation into your children from young age.
BusinessRe: Modupe Alakija Suspended By Ikoyi Club For Slapping Member by PlanktonX: 12:13pm On Dec 22, 2021
Just imagine the number of slap Folorunsho go don collect for house, except on day the old gag need free cash...he will be loyal and gentle but once the pogri enter pocket...just forget..

Anyway we thank God say na slap no be" I go shoot and kill you and nothing go happen" event.
TravelRe: Uber Driver Attacks Woman; Uber Deletes Her Account After She Reported To Them by PlanktonX: 7:21pm On Dec 18, 2021
There is more to this story than what is painted here....Uber has been known to never take nonsense from drivers mishandling their clients.

Uber always believe that they owned the customers and as such always please them unless on issues found to be the misconduct of the client.

So this story has a part that is not painted here and we which to here from the driver too.

Note: Many are depressed in Nigeria right now, avoid anything that could lead to disagreement, if you wish to see more greener days.
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Pays December Salary Today, 17th by PlanktonX: 10:29pm On Dec 17, 2021
Remind them that January is 74 days....

And for those who are broke before January 10th, then the month might extend to 94 days....

Tell them
CultureRe: Emir Of Kano, Ado Bayero To Marry Ex-Girlfriend, Hajiyayye (Photo) by PlanktonX: 10:08pm On Dec 17, 2021
Puna Puna...wetin you cause, na him dey go for front so....

Puna o puna, why are thou taking away the sanity of men....Oh Punana
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Doles Out 30 Vehicles To Medical Directors Of State-Owned Hospitals by PlanktonX: 3:16pm On Dec 16, 2021
Can Nigeria ever ever taste real development?

No Medical director would say he/she doesn't own atleast two cars...are cars the blueprint to a functional medical institution.

Even the little educated politicians wouldn't stop amazing you. If people truly understand what is meant by public fund, they would fight against careless spendings.
RomanceRe: 4 Reasons Men Test And Sleep With Several Ladies Before Settling Down by PlanktonX: 3:01pm On Dec 16, 2021
I wish I was wiser 20 years ago.

All these testing before marrying a girl is like using your own hand to pack your glory and dump it inside river.

All these 4 reason are self inflicted excuses to destroy yourself unknownly, and also a geteway to divorce.

This world is deeper than you think, if you think it is like eating groundnut with bread, oya continue.

Thus, this is not a discussion for kids..by the time you go up, see finish and drop down, you will know that this our very own world na two.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Atiku, Tinubu: Who Would You Prefer As President Among The 3 In 2023? by PlanktonX: 11:47am On Dec 15, 2021
It is like you people are yet to learn from all these flogging of hunger and rejection you suffer from even the least country in the world.

The right President is not even a politician, he is not rich and not ason to any devilish godfather.

He is a son of the light, the most high God, until you people ask him from God you will keep recycling tuwo to make fufu.

I reject sufferness for myself and family, not matter what the world economy says, my comfort is of the Lord. Amen
Foreign AffairsRe: Killer tornadoes sweep through parts of the United States. Over 50 reported dead by PlanktonX: 7:42pm On Dec 11, 2021
oilyngbati:
The so called America be this? If it’s in Nigeria now, some clowns would have been shouting on top of their hungry lungs…..Buhari O! Buhari has finished this country.

God bless president Buhari
Tell Us you are Joking shocked
PhonesRe: Nigerians To Pay 7.5% VAT On Facebook Ads From 1st January 2022 by PlanktonX: 3:41pm On Dec 09, 2021
The thing baba no fit destroy never exist...

Las las Nigerians go get sense.

If you like vote ISWAP, bandit or vulganizer as president, na your belle go tell when the time to proof the worth of the leader comes.

Taxation is not the problem, but have you got to show to the people that taxation brought.
It's upon this tax that someone will go and park national jet somewhere for 100 days and be enjoying free medication, where the tax payers don't have access to common malaria treatment.

Nigerians go get sense las las.
CelebritiesRe: Esosa Ighodaro Threatens Chioma Ifemeludike Over Apostle Johnson Suleman (Pics) by PlanktonX: 3:31pm On Dec 08, 2021
We4all:
Any acclaimed Pastor who curses or threatens someone with death is as fake as APC promises. The way the name ‘Pastor’ or ‘Man of God’ repulses me now cannot be described.
When has Christianity become an occultic society where one self acclaimed pastor would believe he has power to curse....all these demon worshipping people around calling themselves pastors. They jump from one herbalist to the other in search of power to manipulate people for money.

Christianity is love, blessing others and preaching undiluted words of God only for the growth of God's kingdom not church pocket.
TravelRe: Trailer Crushes 10 School Children In Lagos (Photos) by PlanktonX: 4:27pm On Dec 07, 2021
seborrhic:
I knew that was what likely led to the accident.
Agberos have taken over lagos.
At every nook and cranny,every street,they stop trucks,keke's,Okada and commercial buses recklessly to collect their ₦100,₦200 or ₦50.
When will Lagos State promptly close down the menace of agberos as they promptly did Dowen school?
For the VIO's ambode banned them,but the bourdillion boy has unleashed them on every axis,causing menace everywhere!
Ambode is not rogering...you know what it means to Roger for the Oga patapata. So Ambode is not performing well in that angle so they delete him from the seat.

And the new tax collector has turn everything upside down, only the agberos and their croonies are enjoying Lagos.

I just don't understand this Nigeria Democracy sha.
For every stupid mistake of one stupid adult, a child or children have to pay. From Dowen to one yeye lexus car park on the street to corporate agberos trying to stop a trailer.
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Shoot Woman In The Stomach Over ₦100 Bribe, Beat Her Husband (Pics) by PlanktonX: 9:59pm On Dec 03, 2021
When the demon inside Nigeria police is asking for N100, just sacrifice it and move on.

Life is bigger than a mere currency.

Just take it that an armed robber just robbed you of N100 and move on.

Police that can kill his colleague for same N100.
CrimeRe: Lady Lured With Fake Italian Job Ends Up In Ritualists’ Den In Ondo, Impregnated by PlanktonX: 10:41am On Dec 01, 2021
BabbanBura:
So sad. Most of these ladies are just so lazy and want the best things money can buy!
What about the others that are not lazy but got kidnapped like the female student in Benin, what about those in the most of doing legitimate work got killed.

Do you think many youths are lazy?

Let's pray for this country, things have gotten so bad more than you and I can imagine.

Again, who is safe in this country?

While those in power are busy looting and living like gods on the masses sweat and ignorance.

No amount of election can change this country, until God walk through this country, and do justice.

Go out and see millions of Okada and trycycle riders that are graduate. Are they not working hard?

Ritualists and kidnappers everywhere, and yet when you question the sudden wealth of many Nigerians, the Youth that are victims will call you Jealousy.

The devil has really dealt with our thinking and mind, that many only believe that you have to be mean to be wealth.

God, please pass through this country with your sword of vengeance...Amen
CrimeRe: Sheikh Gumi: Declaration Of Bandits As Terrorists Won’t Change Anything by PlanktonX: 10:31am On Nov 27, 2021
Baawaa:
This man is senseless, for this useless soul is still alive and talking rubbish,Buhari is a failure
Is Gumi representing the murderous terrorist sect called bandit or perhaps one of them.
PoliticsRe: Niger-Delta Activist Tony Uranta Is Dead. by PlanktonX: 8:05pm On Nov 24, 2021
May his soul rest in peace.

Sometimes I wonder if the looters, politicians, power intoxicated individuals and false prophets etc do see and read things like this.

That power, life, wealth and tomorrow belong to God Almighty alone.
Why steal the fund meant for everyone else when you can not guarantee yourself tomorrow.

Goodnight, Uranta. You fought a good fight, may God mercy follows you afterwards.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Peter Tom Udofia Marries 18-Year-Old Choir Member (Photos) by PlanktonX: 1:45pm On Nov 24, 2021
triple996:
Christianity is a big joke grin.
Can you imagine, the same religion that criticize Islam for marring multiple wives is also doing so. Religion of jokers
Never make statement that would stand against you someday.

Where in Christianity is this self acclaimed pastor act accepted?

Christianity is never a joke, people are.

Rather than live in confusion, seek the translation of the holy spirit and start reading your Bible. The holy spirit will guide you to the truth.

Just my little token.
PoliticsRe: FG To Raise Power Tariff December, Begins Free Meters Purchase by PlanktonX: 8:05am On Nov 18, 2021
It is only in Nigeria that Govt will share 10 million items to 10 million people and 9.99 million of them will not see anything.

It is not about all these bogus promise, but selflessness to the people. The people just need a kind of govt they can trust.

Youths were massacre at the Lekki tollgate, yet they lies, and some people that the wrath of God will depart from their household also join them in the lie.

But truth prevails.
PoliticsRe: Soludo: Education Rescued Me From Generational Poverty (Throwback Photo) by PlanktonX: 7:32pm On Nov 15, 2021
Alphafeezay:
Oga, na Grace rescue you.... no be education cos no be you go school pass or no be you know book pass.
If Mr. Soludo knows how many Nigerians are catering 2 Masters degree with PhD about without a job that measure up to those qualifications.

When grace start working, let's learn to give all the glory to God.

He only, lifts up and cast down. God please remember me too, and let your grace pour on me too.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Uses Foul Language & Curses Me When She Is Angry by PlanktonX: 12:40am On Nov 14, 2021
Baamisere:
Help Me! I'm Fed Up

I've been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years now and she has been a good woman through and through. I've met her parents and we're discussing on the next step. She has been supportive, responsible and caring despite our tribal difference.

However, the problem I'm having with her is that when she's angry she tends to use foul languages and curses on me which I don't like. She end up apologizing after the ranting but I'm tired of going over this. Please how can I deal with this attitude of hers?

I need honest contributions to this thread.
Behind every successful man lies a women!!

Bro, don't be fooled, by just the noun woman there. It must be lies a prayerful woman

There is power in the word of the mouth, especially words from your wife to you. Now that she isn't yet your wife, the lesser the gravity.

Even the man wey him wife dey pray for day and night never know which way, talk less of one that baff you with curses day and night.

Becareful of what you are dragging yourself into. Guide the glory over your life jealously.
PoliticsRe: Sokoto Police Dismiss Reports Of Bandits Imposing Village Heads In Sabon Birni by PlanktonX: 12:50am On Nov 10, 2021
FarahAideed:
This denial means it's true
Take away God from any country, that country is doomed except on God's mercy.

It is the mercy we are still enjoying in this country. A country flourishing on lies, from the head to the follower.

Wait for me, I will be there in ten minutes, whereas the dude is still on his bed, to him it means nothing. But to God, it means everything.

Bandits have been collecting taxes in the North for God knows when, but since the seat of power is built on lies, same lies continues.
FoodRe: ₦100 Piece Of Meat Sold In UNIZIK (Pictures) by PlanktonX: 11:21pm On Nov 09, 2021
A tiny meat in a plate of palm oil...
CareerRe: Nigerian Lady Loses Job Offer Because She Has A Big Tummy (Photo) by PlanktonX: 2:00pm On Nov 08, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Women and their hatred for each other

Employ her first and tell her ways to reduce the big tummy....give her a deadline......like three weeks


Even if it has to do with modelling....employ her first and watch how that tummy will go down in a twinkle of an eye...before you finish saying jack robbison....that stomach will go down...
First she stop eating late night food...wear waist trimmer....sit up exercise....drink orange and hasten up her digestion that will cause hunger and and let her remain hungry for longer time...drink water every morning like mad....she treck and walk down to her place of walk....avoid alcohol..that is all
Employment has rules of engagement. It doesn't work your way.

It's like telling Nigeria Army to recruit someone with k leg first then see how he would perform.

The truth is we don't belong to everywhere, there is a specific place you are created to fit into and perform exceedingly. Locate the place or ask God to lead you there and see how happy you would be with your job.

Same reason people hate monday morning. There are people who can't wait for the weekend to end to resume work, it's because they have found a place where they got into well.

She should work now on her tummy if she could, not t miss future opportunities. But that doesn't mean she is not wonderfully made.
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EducationRe: Transgender: Students At Leeds University Demand staff include Gender Pronoun by PlanktonX: 6:53pm On Oct 30, 2021
AfroKnight:
You see these LGTV people ehn? Beware of them. They accuse others of marginalisation and bullying but they are the actual bullies! They bullied a professor who is an expert in gender and sex orientation just because she did not agree with their unreasonable views.

How can you decide you are a woman trapped in a man’s body when you are clearly a man? Sports have shown that transgenders are still essentially members of their birth gender regardless of how they feel.

Now they forced this woman to resign because she upholds biology over a dubious philosophy.
So funny, the devil is in control of the mind.
The way one man declared himself a woman, went into kid boxer and killed the other opponent with his fist.

Fear white people, they are worse than we black, how on earth will you accept man calling himself a woman, after just taking drug to grow breast. Is that not evil.
EducationRe: Transgender: Students At Leeds University Demand staff include Gender Pronoun by PlanktonX: 6:47pm On Oct 30, 2021
Professor Stock received death threats as a result of her 'transphobia' — an accusation she denies.


So these transgender people are not different from terrorist and people that force their intention on others.

The devil is really controlling people's mind.
EducationRe: Transgender: Students At Leeds University Demand staff include Gender Pronoun by PlanktonX: 6:39pm On Oct 30, 2021
Now they have started demanding...we are getting there gradually.

The wrath that will befall anyone that goes against God will be severe. No one opposes God and win.

Proverbs 14:12
There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by PlanktonX: 12:29pm On Oct 30, 2021
WibusJaga:
huh

This is morally & ethically wrong but I see it becoming a popular trend in the near future. Especially for rich & egocentric feminists who don't want to be under any man.
& for a payout of 1M, many financially desperate men will grab the offer.
The consequence awaits them in the future both the donor and the recipient.

And i hope they wouldn't be blaming God who is jejely sitting on his throne later.

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