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I have sent several applications for an entry level accountant but no one has called yet. Please nairalanders, HELP ME.
I acquired BSc Hons in Accounting and also a chartered accountant.

I only need any placement at all cos I can't imagine getting chartered and still owing debts for meals bought at mama Togo's place(ie a local canteen close to my residence).
Please assist a brother as am over 28 IE age is not on my side

NaijaRoyelty:
Nigerians are not fools

APC fooled us all with their fake and stupid promises in 2015, they won't fool us again because we are wiser now .

Buhari don't deserve a second term , he has to go because the hardship Nigerians go through everyday is just too much .

Enough is enough .

...and d next option now is ATIKU

spiritofthedead:
Okay now listen to your argument.. it sounds valid and we all know it is normal for a growing female teenager to develop some ego at a point.. but trust me she won’t have the audacity to just come at you about touching her p**sy if you haven’t made a fool of yourself in the first place..that’s why I’m not trusting this man argument... he no talk the full matter as the matter take be

Bro, no d full matter b day whether u like t or yes.
T is pointless arguing about.
I ave never made any advances or even chat with students before even on personal grounds.
But then, I would say dat u ave reasoned well. But ur reasoning is unarguably on d contrary

spiritofthedead:
Why would your student randomly accused you of such if you haven’t made advances towards her... in your words she has large breast
*oga is there something you aren’t saying?*

Oga, I can understand u. That is d question dat any sane person should ask n day is d question those who do not know me are asking.

The school have over 50 staffs who literally know dat my temperament is absolutely far from getting close to a student.

If only u know me. N if only dt u would believe that the exact circumstance is exactly what ave described.

Mentioning her '...breast..." is a way to understand d psychological tool which she could ave laid her hands on to commit d atrocities.

I just want to believe dat u understand?

I am actually not sure of the section to post this, but do bear with me.

I am a teacher in a private secondary school.

There was a programme yesterday, the 31st October, 2018. The programme is called open house.

Open House is a programme whereby parents go to there ward's classroom in order to understand their academic affairs. Students are equally to remain in their classrooms.

I take Financial Accounting. The implication of this is that when it is the period for the subject, students who do not offer the subject, leave for other classes. But, due to the programme on going, they remained in classroom while I teach. The noise and disturbance was too much from a particular girl(she has large breast n u know...?). As she was unrelenting with the noise and causing distractions, I threatened her with a slap. I eventually slapped her and she pushed tables and chairs out of her way, out of the classroom to report me to the authority.

All these happened at the witness of her class teacher and about fifteen of her classmates.

Here is it!!! the report she gave brought a different ball game as she practically reported that, "...the teacher was putting his hands in my vagina".

The principal, all HODs, the school administrator and the VPs gathered to make a quick investigation.
As at this time, the premises was almost in crisis as there is zero tolerance for child molestation in the premises.

The classmates witnesses chorusly testified against her before the panel and the class teacher does not spare herself of her contribution by calling her all sort of names even before the panel.

My Concerns

The last teacher who was convicted of such,was sent out of the premises the next day by the management. As the issue was almost the same circumstance.

Secondly, what if the whole thing had happened at a location in the premises where no one could possibly notice what actually transpired? And that means that I wouldn't have gotten any witness.

Part of the premises and some parents now got a third hand information about the matter as the girl is not being punished and practically move around with great fulfilment of inducing a punishment on a teacher (as claimed by her classmates, though).
Since, the girl has not been made to face any form of sanction or the other, the matter is gradually translating to the contrary. And this is slowly affecting my teaching as other students and parents are gradually seeing me as a, student "...vagina..." smoocher.

I am possibly looking at the area of litigation ie taking the matter up legally. But this may affect my job.

I need your advice, assistance and suggestions on the steps to take as I cannot describe degree of the psychological turbulence that I face at this moment.


Thanks

Buterflyle0:
Read the letter again.

U do not need 2 ask him 2 read again. He is only portraying d level at which personal interest has ravaged objectivity.
Moreover, there were some finance ministers in d past who would never consider resigning for embezzlement let alone an offence which has to do with nysc certificate

N dat is who we are: Stup*d set of people.
Why won't they perform when they are all home based?
Watch n see it's about the Super Eagles, u will hardly get to hear dat d players were picked from MFM,Lobby Star, Kwara United, El kanemi...Only to always scout for Tunde that plays in UK, Nwayanwu dat plays in USA n a whole lot of others dat play at d English Premiere League.
N they would end up playing like d Super Chicken dat they are

Please I need to know d most appropriate texts to use in d following;
AAA
ATAX
CASE STUDY
Pls assist me as I have failed AAA twice.

I can tell u dat dis man was actually gun down by d police not 4 d acclaimed reason: at 95%asaurance.
He could be one of those who would always want to fight for their right with d police.
He has been killed and nicknamed 'Agbara'. If only he is alive 2 know dat he has been given a name he never bore in his entire life.
As if they would ever expose d robbers dat they supply guns and receive entitlement from.

Oya, start d plan on defection moves.

BeeBeeOoh:




Had it been he succeeded he will start disturbing our peace online with pictures of his Benz.

He will tell us about how God blessed his hustle without any work. And,

That will make genuine hustlers look like they are playing on expressway. But, the God of genuine hustlers is alive.



Thank God the spirit of Khadijat exposed him. I know fully well that his Personal Adviser(demon) then that made him commit this crime has now deserted him and he's suffering alone.

We pray for his jail term to be long like Danyang-Kunshan Grand Bridge. Heavy iron bars fall on him.




Don't be like Adeyemi Alao, he's a lazy youth

Jail term ke! He dat liveth by d sword shall die...Name death by hanging

osscarr:
Nigeria is gone
I see some peoples comment here; youths who re suppose to stand against tirany nd correct the anomaly in the country re here talking nonsense.
This country has no hope
I repeat again; Nigeria is gone

Oga, u are only sorry for yourself because of how d current phenomenon is mitigating against ur personal selfish interest and not the interest of the youths.
' Nigeria is not gone', ts part of wat we have 2 pass through 2 get t right

The truth is,'what does d professor know about social media'. 'And how is d usage of data connected to cybercrime?'
Nigerians and Drama are like 1 n 2

[quote author=QuotaSystem post=68192750]Opinions on the validity of the question is much less important than the actual answer to the question.

Interestingly, you still failed to answer the crucial question despite opening a thread on it.

Vote out Buhari and vote in who?

Please state your alternative candidate. [/quote

Vote PDP.
Vote Saraki or Atiku or Orji Uzor or GEJ or

continentalceo:
God truely answers prayers, the APC is slowly disintegrating from within and soon they will fizzle away into thin air. God is truly faithful. Never again shall we experience such pain again.

So, vote PDP.
Vote Saraki for PRESIDENT

I look forward to meeting a responsible yoruba working class muslim lady who preferably is a graduate. she should be cute and intelligent,average or tall in height,fair in complexion ,slim or chubby, AA genotype(very important) and based in lagos bwn 23-30 yrs. feel free to hit me up if ur a match on 08132356057
M an Accountant (BSc Accounting) by profession
At final stage of ICAN professional qualification
Currently working as a teacher but comfortable
M 30, fairly dark, chubby, a Muslim, and with AS genotype

I am really confused as for d topic 2 give dis, but criticisms are allowed as am absolutely confused
To cut d story short, I have dated this lady for almost 2 years n recently, we have been working out d plans 4 our marriage, even though our parents were not aware yet. I enjoy her company n from experience n comparison with other ladies whom ave dated, she remains d best.
We decided 2 unveil our genotype: she is AC while am AS. We were strongly advised never to go ahead. As little n as funny as t may sound, this has put us away ie no wats app chat any more, reluctant calls, etc
To talk or call a lady presently looks strange to me. Please where do I start from.
Would appreciate advice from those who actually understand what t is DAT I could be going through and wish to give a helping hand.
Thanks

I have been seeing adverts of this nature but always having d feeling that am about to be scammed even 'hacked' if i dare to venture even though they claim to send the data before receiving payments. Abeg o, am not trying to spoil somebody's business o. Am only trying to get covered as well o , but through you opinions and advice on the platform.

Thanks

ascaloth:
How did he get caught up in this act

Abeg has anyone tried this data of thing before? Please, kindly advise

[quote author=pweshboi post=57652808]hmm she was owed 6000 Naira and asked to pay 50,000 Naira for bail while our politicians will steal for example 50 million Naira and asked to pay 5million Naira as bail condition. I throwey salute to our judiciary system ooo. this girl Wey dem suppose give community service and if she's to be fined she should have been fined not more than 20000 and enlightened about her actions cos I'm sure she was ignorant. [/quote.

How u wish dat wat am about saying is communicated to d madam n her oloriburuku boyfriend ice f judge

Omotayor123:
You should change your Topic to "Thirteen Awkward Things That Married Couple Do"

Don't stereotype by putting the Blame on Women Alone. Men needs to abide by those things too.
Your points are Very Okay but they should be both ways.

It's the duty & Responsibility of both partner to make the marriage work.

Yes u are right. But if d man is repulsive n d woman pays back with whatever negativity, d negative consequence is dat a party bears more of d pain in all ramifications than d other. N dat party is d WOMAN;'let a man n a woman wee while they walk, sure only one of them would have more water log on HER legs n feet"
I drop my pen

Please join me in d campaign dat d judge: Chizoba, be investigated on issues bothering on professional competence and due diligence.
...those for, press like n those against, press share

virus05:
Yes aff marketing is hot. I'm planning on dropping out to focus on aff cpa/Seo/marketing. Sometimes I make some people's monthly salaries in a day. One thing with Nigerians is that we are scared to invest.. I wasted lot of cash and time(100k+) doing testing(Bing ads/google AdWords to collect leads/seo). But now I've made lot of cash from aff marketing and planning to relocate to US to continue.

Please can u be my mentor? Help a brother today for God to help u. I really need a coach cos I do not know anything. I mean I know nothing.
platodeen@yahoo.com

[quote author=soldierdollar post=52777697]If you missed my last article that got me much enemies, see it here>>https://www.nairaland.com/3517058/why-think-mmm-not-helping

I will have to congratulate Mavrodi for keeping to his promise of resuming in record time. Most of all, I will congratulate him for his ever convincing way with which he radicalizes his ever vulnerable victims. Mavrodi surely needs an award in radicalism. If you wonder how he targets , entices and lures his victims, perhaps you should also wonder how Shekau lures his suicide bombers.

MMM is back. It is back, this time, to announce its death- like a dying man writing his will. MMM's latest update about it's resumption leaves a lot to be desired.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4734651_c2cvszfwiaexocw_jpeg35746151913f21e12a5c51fa1fe5786d

(How many days make 'a couple of days'?)

Unlike the robust MMM we used to know, MMM, like a drowning man, is gasping for breath and making desperate clutches on straws. From the bolded sentences above, Mavrodi knows he need not set this limit by himself. He knows with the shortage of PHers, it will take forever for all "matured" mavros to get help. But what did he do? He cleverly manufactures an explanation that "we will only pay a certain amount per day" and serves it hot to his ever loyal zombies(couldn't find a softer word). He did not stop at that, but he makes sure he clears all logical doubts from their heads by affirming that,"We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual " .

But a logical question any sane person would beg for an answer is, " By setting a limit to paybacks, does it imply he will be setting a limit to the help providers? Doesn't it sound contradictory that you set a limit to how much help is being gotten in a day but don't a set limit to how much help is being provided in a day? Who then receives the help being provided? The limited GHers?" The fact is... Mavrodi depends on nature to regulate the GH rate.

Did he stop at that? Hell no. This time, he didn't fail to disappoint his victims. He,as Omniscient one has clearly defined which participant is rich or poor by relying on the amount used to provide the help.Oh poor soul, Mavrodi called you a poor man because you provided a help of N20,000 despite working in a bank or owning a house in Ikoyi.( But then which poor man donates N20,000 to the orphanage). Luckily these "poor" people are going to be the first in the queue to receive payments.

But then Mavrodi is too wise to state which amount that classifies one as rich or poor as you will be lost in thought, pondering which category of social class you belong . He has left you in total doubts to ponder on whether the amount you provided classifies you as "rich" and thus justifies the reason why your payment is not forthcoming.

But Mavrodi has his reasons. It is easier for the "poor" to be paid as their PH amounts are relatively small as opposed to paying the few "rich" millions with what could have been used to settle the numerous "poor". This will of course mitigate the tensed atmosphere. He's a "wise" man.

But then, "The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it.

Mavrodi has smoothly shifted the blames to the "rich" . To ye who used their school fees to provide a "rich" help,to ye who borrowed large sum to belong to the unfortunate rich category, to ye who sold your papa land, to ye who sold your only car, Mavrodi is telling you not to feel tragic when the days you have to wait turn to years- after all, he warned you to use that money,the one that has "spare money" written on it to PH. Like a rat that blows and bites at the same time, Mavrodi has offered the rich an anesthetics while reminding them of their "mistakes".

Mavrodi has succeeded in buying himself time with excellent excuses that only the wise and the experienced can see.

What the future portends for the scheme

*Participants waiting to be paid will have to wait a little longer as they will experience situations where the help providers become apprehensive and refuse to pay.
*Fake POP will still linger on. I'm sorry to be the carrier of this bad news. Fake POP has come to stay.
*Low turnout of new participants. MMM is dying like a candle.
*Confusion and uncertainty will kill the system but The hit and run participants will bury the system.
*More lies being dished out as updates by Mavrodi while not forgetting his popular and powerful clause of," Together, we change the world"
*Participants whose monies are stuck will be urged asked to provide another help
*Mavrodi will not forget to blame the media and the banks(when it crashes) cause it surely gives the participants orgasm.

"P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people."
I'm sorry Mavrodi, this line has become stale even though you used it to brainwash millions. Tell it to the birds!

Soldierdollar is a writer, a blogger (http://jadijadi.com), a programmer, a freelancer and an entrepreneur.



Soldier ant abi ki lo perae. Must u go out of ur way just to b cruel by psychologically hurting ur fellow compatriot? O ti sure ju pe werey e bugije. OLOSHI OLORIBURUKU-SOMEBODY

[quote author=DropShot post=52300605]This PDP and FFK no go kill person oooooo.



PDP is Boko Haram - General Owoye Azazi. He was murdered by dem dem for that statement.

I headed a military that lacked equipment and motivation to fight - Alex Badeh. As if na me and Nairalanders go buy equipment and provide motivation for them.



It's too dangerous to send troops to Sambisa forest else you waste their lives - Ge



I can go on and on to prove that GEJ and his political Generals were too docile, wicked and corrupt to be able to achieve any meaningful result with Boko Haram.

And the most painful of all of this is the humongous amount they wasted (actually looted through ATM Dasuki). Their Defense budget increased year on year, yet what we got was more bombing of civilian centres, sacking of military bases, taking over of villages by Boko Haram, buying of obsolete weapons (obsolete fighter jets that could not fly or be serviced for more than tripple the price of brand new ones).

See their budget on security for the four years of 2011 to 2015:

2010 - 826.3 billion
2011 - 920.3 billion
2012 - 9244.8 billion
2013 - 923.5 billion
2014 - 920.9 billion
2015 -tactical

Don't u know dat dere were always many people to settle with d money just like we obviously saw Dasuki ATM. N d 'ATM' didn't just start dispensing as at d time it was caught; have been dispensing for a long time.

If our Honorable GEJ had made it, probably YOU could have made it to one of d IDP camp by now due to d power dat Boko Haram could have gathered

No body to settle, not even Ti nu bu :Dwith d arms budget . Hence d reduction in d amount, yet enough to get rid of d boko boys. If d amount is allocated year in year out for arms under d Otuoke Man, boko boys could ave captured Lagos.

The best of GEJ is dangerous to dis nation compared to d worse of d 'DULLARD'

BeClever:
Instead of you to look at the immediate challenges. ..rather you prefer to rub your prick on a dead old lady. What a shame!

Wat he z trying to tell u z dat if our Honourable GEJ had been on the 'throne', things cannot b any better n we would all be made to pay for their prodigality during election campaigns, in one way or d other. M only trying not to b biased

Activa:
See this one.

Come back when you're able to construct simple and correct sentences.

Gullible Mavrodian!

Oohh, somebody is trying to drag me down to d level of his f**lishness so as to beat me with his experience as a f***lush dude. . No, I stand not to b intimidated

@op, u forgot 2 state wat industry, profession, and d modules of appointment. Well congatulaions though

Wait till January 14 wen MMM comes back n d number will jymb back up.
I lie?

Eeehn!!! People getting paid to bring their fellow citizens down. Few months ago, I was down by a health condition. Paid my 'NEPA' bills but no light. No money 2 buy drugs. I MEAN NOTHING, NOTHING WAS WORKING.
But some 3 months ago after accepting MMM I could many of these bills financially.
My dear friend am pretty sure dat if this effort of urs is directed towards agencies, government in order to enforce sanity in this governance, d place would b conducive 4 all. Most especially if u come out in d millions of ur kind to castigate d insane activities of these agencies such as NEPA.
U and I are at d receiving end(u may not understand dat cos u still ave enough to put some little foods on ur table dat keeps u going) n we ave received a lot DAT we do not deserve.
Look 'upfront' to fight them(government) n don't allow urself to b used to fight us 'urself'.
IF U ARE BEING SENT IN A WAY OF A SLAVE, DELIVER IN A WAY OF A RESPONSIBLE CHILD.
MMM has not crashed n no debts were owed in South Africa. N wen next u are to give such a write up, endeavor to put d identity of d victim in question for onward verification of what actually transpired. Just like d case of,' ...d man dat slumped and died at d bank because MMM froze his bank account'

eph12:
http://www.nta.ng/news/economy1/20161218-nigerias-cbn-may-legalise-use-bitcoin-transactions/

It is as if this Ibrahim guy is clueless. Ever introducing bit coin is tantamount to introducing MMM cos it is only on dat platform dat d use of bit coin is stated n recognized officially in Africa. It is only on MMM platform (site) dat bit coin had been made officially possible throughout Africa I.e no other site/ platform offers such.
N if journalist need know about t, they have to read t up on d MMM site. I lie?
IF ALL I SAID IS A LIE OR VERBOSE, I BEG SHARE BUT IF IT IS D TRUTH, PLEASE I NEED 1000 LIKES