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Jennyclay:
Shaa... Stay away from a relationship.

With 10k weekly salary, you're not qualified to be in a relationship. Don't come and put someone's daughter in poverty.

May God Help you struggling men!

Users are advised to stay away from this user!

lazynairalander1:
Last week I had an interview for a data analyst teaching job, after series of interview process which includes.
Analyzing data with Excel and BI
Extracting and cleaning data with Python &SQL
Modeling, analyzing and visualization with R.
Though my Python prowess wasn't that good but I was told that what they needed is a data analyst who can handle R very well and I really impressed in that aspect.

I showed my data analysis projects on the above software excluding Python. Then we went to oral interview which led to the salary part. I was asked to name my price.
I told them to give me a breakdown on how many days I will be coming to work because I learnt it will be part time teaching job, the interviewer agreed to mail me my schedule.

I was hoping it will be weekend (like Friday evening, Saturday & Sunday) only for me to realized it will be Mon-Thur (that's not part time, I told the manager or so).
The worst part is that they are willing to pay me 10k/week for the job and I will be paid each week I come to work which means it's only the weeks the students avail themselves that I will teach and be paid.

Those tech pay such ridiculous amount or am just unlucky?
What am I expected to do with 10k weekly?
Transport?
Data?
Food?
Electricity?
What exactly?

I was furious though and I am still furious.

As a professional programmer I beg you on the name of God please don't do it! It's very ridiculous!

Irrespective of whoever wins this forthcoming presidential election,If anyone calls for help after this election,I will ask,who did you vote for? That will be my yardstick for whether that individual deserves it or not. It surprises me a lot that after we've been through much turbulences and turmoil the last few years,some among us still want to repeat the cycle.

Being proficient with both I can't tell you that it depends on the application and the technical requirements. Use nodejs for network heavy requirements though you can use PHP with phpswoop or pusher( but I don't fancy it because it's third party)for such but it is a straight forward thing in nodejs. So if you are to build apps that will have chat feature, immediate server response,collaborating,etc. Nodejs is pretty good with those but like I said you can also use PHP with something like phpswoop or use Laravel with some of it packages. Another very good choice is golang that you can use for things like video based application. So if I were you, I will go with both PHP and nodejs. In conclusion don't see any language as best evey language is a tool that is design to meet specific application needs. For me I learn as much as I can, or how else can you eat an elephant? Bit by bit, ounce by ounce, one at a time!

Braveboi1:
So what is there in sharing a kpekus that was given to you Free of charge by God, did you pay any money to God for the kpekus? if some people were God eh they can be stingy with air

I see! May the God of heaven bring the same experience if rape to your daughters,since there is nothing wrong with sharing ****** in your own words!

obedience4:
Why didn't Russia attack a NATO country, since you believe it wants war, is Ukraine the only county from the old Soviet Union. Your foolish Putin claimed to bomb any country that sent weapons to Ukraine, yet he has not follow is threats..
Be there deceiving yourself, world power buying drones from a third world country Iran, that can't deal with a tiny Israel..

Don't mind those guys saying trash! They spit out gibberish from their half baked knowledge! I don't have time to type much,I wish nairaland use the audio recording API on this forum, I would have recorded enough info about this war evidence to educate their ignorance!

Vaporim667:
War no de sweet
It happening you miss you regret

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Nairalanders beware! It's a scam?

JoeNL22:
God......touch their heart, they must vote obi, by fire by force.

For with GOD, President Omoluabi Ahmed Obi must be Possible. Datti's a Fact!

Nitoripe pelu OLORUN, Aare Omoluabi Ahmed Obi gbodo le se, Òótọ́ niyẹn!

N'ihi na n'ebe CHINEKE nọ, Onye isi ala Omoluabi Ahmed Obi ga-enwerịrị ike, Nke ahụ bụ Eziokwu!

Domin tare da ALLAH, dole ne shugaba Omoluabi Ahmed Obi ya zama mai yiwuwa, Wannan Gaskiya ne!

فبوجود الله يجب أن يكون الرئيس أمولابي أحمد أوبي ممكناً. هذه حقيقة!

Car avec DIEU, le Président Omoluabi Ahmed Obi doit être Possible, C'est un Fait!

This message is brought to you by;
The Cummissioner, Southwest citizens for President Omoluabi Obi.
IFEOLUWA OSHO..

Amen

Blessedmercy8:
The end thereof is always destruction.

Those of you sleeping around like dogs without control, your dooms day awaits you.

As for the coc.k and boo story used to draw sympathy, thats arrant nonsense. When Sarah wanted a child, she never went sleeping with any man for rituals to have a child. These biblical examples are are there to guide us on how to act in the face of adversaries but no, some will rather choose the immoral ways because it has always been in them so nothing in their brains except rubbish.

Once a who're, always a who.re.

Your analogy doesn't match well! What of when Abraham wanted a child didn't he sleep with the maid

You very stupid! Who told you it's a pastor that slept with her

Chiefecho:
Martha has committed suicide few days After being caught by her husband, information has been gathered that this pregnant lady called Martha has been barren for years after marriage here by consulting a witch doctor to deliver her from her barren condition it is said that the video we all saw was the last ritual for save delivery after getting pregnant by the witch doctor.

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7438398/man-caught-pregnant-wife-having

God will judge you all who said it was a pastor that slept with her

Fatale:
All Those Calling Him Weak. You All Think Gra Gra And Being Tough Is Strength? Think Again!

Oga, Talk To Her, If She Would Not Change Or Hear You, Abeg Walk Away For Your Peace Of Mind.

Nde I Be Strong Man Or Iron Lady, Pray Make Una No Jam Person Wey Go Make Climbing Mount Everest A Joke To Your Relationship.

Never Kill Your Self, Degrade Or Lose An Arm Over Someone Who Does Not And Will Not Appreciate Your Efforts.

You are on point

ChilamNk:
Please pals. I got this laptop hp probook 645 g2. The laptop is ok for my liking.

The issues now is that they keyboard special characters like( !,@-,+",',smiley is not as it is written on the keyboard.
Eg--> 2 holds the special character@ on normal english keyboard.

What should I do??
(Modify) (Quote) (Report

the keyboard � is not standard,take it to an engineer to get a standard keyboard and replace this one.

timesuploaded:
oya na tell your america to enter the war. You are a top rated mumu. Your stupidity is inbuilt. It is because of Putin's good heart, all Americans citizens would have been slaves to Russia by now. In a conventional war, Russia will destroy all of NATO in 15mins...my bad, 5mins

Instead of arguing your points with fact you resulted to insults and name calling! What has led to calling me "mumu"and saying all sorts? Well let me leave you.

dre11:
Hushpuppi will undergo “a mental health evaluation” and get “all necessary treatment” during his time at his new abode in the US.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/565613-this-will-be-hushpuppis-home-for-years.html

Where are those tapping into his (hushpuppi) grace then,hope they tap into this one too and get double sentence of his anointing.

timesuploaded:
Lol. Even if Russia attacks Berlin and Warsaw, NATO can't do shit. Those idiots love their capitalism and luxury than going to heaven (myth)

Most of you guys are mistake n accountability for weakness. It doesn't take USA and NATO much to deal with Russia but consider the fact that Russia not wanting to go down alone will use all her instruments of war recklessly which in turn will affect a larger population of the earth. American and NATO don't want to be responsible for such elimination of the human race. We have Putin killing civilians in Ukraine. His soldiers couldn't handle Ukraine and you think he can face NATO? Putin kind of war will devaste the world. Taking out Putin is the target not fighting Russia.

ekochris:
Good day my great people of Nairaland, I hope you’re reading this in good health.
Please I employ you in God’s to read this piece, as you could make all the difference. I'm posting this here because I cant think of a better section.

BLUF: I need your assistance to make this project a reality. The project is to create a platform (web) and interface where people can give and receive household or other items they do not use anymore.

Even as you're reading this right now, just think or look around your home, there are a couple of items that are just occupying space and gathering dust. They could be anything from clothes, shoes, furniture to electronics, textbooks and even foodstuff. Sometimes, people throw away those things they don’t use anymore (even though still in good condition); and when relocating, there are lots of things that you can’t take with you, so why destroy them? Now, there are lots of people that would be very happy to have these items and put them to good use around your environs, and they will forever be grateful for that. This is what my platform seeks to achieve.

These type of platforms are known as freecycles, and I intend to create one for Nigerians so that we can help ourselves. I first go to know about freecycles around March last year when I was opportune to visit the UK on an official assignment.

Prominent among such sites are:
www.freecycle. org
www.trashnothing. com
www.ilovefreegle. com

After having studied the model of how these sites operate, I realized that on the platform, you register as a member, then you can either GIVE AWAY stuff you don’t need anymore or REQUEST for something you need, and somebody within that cycle might just have it. I intend using a similar model with the above mention sites, however with little modifications to suit the current state of the Nigerian society, especially the security concerns.

So if Mr A has something to give away, he can post it on the platform, and people around that area (yeah, through Google map API), would see it, indicate their interest, then Mr A would choose whoever he decides to. They can arrange a meet-up, or the receiver goes to pick it up.
However, considering the current security situation, I intend to create a SAFETY BUFFER, where staff of the platform would act as middleman to collect the item(s) from the GIVER, bring it to the office (YES, I intend for the platform to have an office in all or most states), then the receiver picks it up from there. Everybody is safe.

Moreoso, we can also accept items from GIVERS directly, and keep them in store for anybody who will eventually need them.
That is basically it, use what you don’t need to make other people’s lives easier or better. Being our brothers keeper.

POINT TO NOTE: Using the platform would be absolutely FREE, and there would be no financial exchange whatsoever.

Armed with nothing but enthusiasm and zeal, I set felt that I could implement this when I get back home in Nigeria. I thought it was going to be an easy task. But I was in for a shock.
I started by buying and registering a domain from godaddy. That one went well, until the domain expired 1 year later. Now, I have to buy another domain and start redesigning again.

For the site/app building, I contacted some professional site/app builders, but their prices were way over the roof and over my head.
So I decided to start as small as I can, that my little budget can accommodate. I eventually bought and installed a Wordpress classified ads theme, thinking it was going to suffice for now, but that was nothing but a complete disaster. Absolute thrash.

I got advice to use professional developers who would create the app/site from the scratch with the platform’s intent in mind, but their prices were too much for me, as I am funding everything from my little salary.

Together with my friends, we tried getting donors and organizations to fund us, but none of them took us serious. THEY SAID WE HAD TO BE REGISTERED AS AN NGO FIRST. I made enquiries about registering an NGO but it was too damn expensive for me (I think about 250k) from the Corporate Affairs Commission.

So at the moment everything just seems not to be working. No headway. I even tried opening an bank account in the name of the NGO to get funding, but banks are telling me to bring certificate from CAC (who want me to register with 250k, lol). So here I am, a young boy of 24, unable to actualize my project of helping people, due to finance.

I am using this opportunity to appeal to the great people we have here. I know a lot of you will come through for me, as I’ve run out of ideas.

Any amount of donation is absolutely welcome: N100, N200, N500, N1000 etc. Any donation you make will contribute to eventually help somebody. Just imagine how much impact it would make if, say 1,000 or 5,000 people send just N500 or N1000 each, or 10,000.


To help fund this project, the account details are:
6079970969
9 Payment Service Bank
ANTHONY

Hopefully, if I’m able to register it as an NGO, I will create account in the name of the organization.

When this project comes alive, you will definitely have been part of something great.
And I make this promise to write down the name of everybody who will make any contribution in our List of Patrons, and keep it close to our heart.
We rise by lifting others.

I promise to continue to update the great people of this platform of any progress I make.

Dear Moderators, please help get this message to more people.

Hi ekochris I am willing to help create your project at reasonable price. Call me � on 08182235646.

Skty:
I was into gist like Linda ikeji...I remember sharing my blog posts to my Instagram,twitter,pin interest and other websites to get more visitors....for where ..e nor work. I applied once to adsense infact them warn me

First,you should have created a separate social accounts for your blog's making you appear as a company . Secondly, I assumed you were doing copy and paste without fine-tuning your content so Google saw it as plagiarism and that was why you were worned! Your content needs to be original even if you copy same news from nairaland or Linda ikeji. Now think about the fact since you left blogging other blogging platform in your niche have come and made money � �. Some of these guys started this year and they already taking in at least $500 per month. So stop saying there is no money in blogging or the market is saturated. An important factor I think that affected you was that you do not have a coach. As you may know professionals have coaches amateurs do not!

Skty:
2015-2018...of course I stopped since ..wasted money eh...and it was more than one blog..of cos I stopped renewing. How can they still be existing ?

What were your niches? What were the problems you encountered? I am asking you because blogging is still hot till now. Also I am a software engineer but even those who are just mere hobbyists are making it greatly!

Skty:
I blogged for years and didn't make a dime. .. blogging and coming out successful is based on luck...the market is saturated

Can't be true! It's either you were playing or not serious with it! By the way for how many years did you blog? What was your niche? If the site is still available I will like to buy it!

This is funny and madness ��� at the same time. Telling people they will become professional web developer in less than two months is a the SCAM of all SCAM in this age! Do you know what it takes to become a professional web developer? I can bet even the one selling the course is not a professional web developer! Let's see some fundamental knowledge of a web developer:
# Http,#CURL,#REST,#Database languages,#programming languages(you need to know more languages if you building with a microservice architecture),#design patterns,#Architectural patterns,# cloud computing and solutions,#scalability #Api development #software testing #html,CSS,sass,JavaScript, #frameworks- Lara el,nextjs, nestjs,etc.,#linux administration,#docker,etc.
You are telling people they will learn half of these for two months? You even claim you will connect them to investors, I laugh! Do you even know how to pitch an idea to potential investors? Or the nitty gritty details of building an internet company? Stop deceiving your fellow brothers who are trying to find their foot in the field of technology

Yorubanza:
The average yaruba man is a criminally minded fool

Bunch of idiots

Just because you are a chronic criminal doesn't make everyone part of it

handsomeyinka:
Try to get some help.

It's very important.

You are the one who truly needs help! Someone talked about Jesus and salvation, you are reacting negatively. That shows where you belong.

Kasssandra:
Coups do not work, and do not solve the problems they are meant to solve.

Several months ago, Burkina had a coup, and most of you Nairalanders were saying that we should have the same in Nigeria.

Well, in 1966, we had a coup. January that year. By July we had another coup. By January 1970, millions of people who welcomed the new year in 1966 were dead. DEAD. For nothing.

In 1983, they came again. Told us that Shagari was wrecking the economy...yet in one year, we were queueing up for food. When they came in, naira was less than N2 to one dollar, by 1999, it was N90 to one dollar...if not higher.

And yet on Nairaland, I see kids...yes kids...who were lucky to be born when we had democracy...calling for coup because they are mad that Buhari won in 2015.

How about people like me that are mad that since 1999, we have not gotten a great democratic government.? People like me that have never voted for PDP, or Buhari, or any major party since 2003, when I cast my first vote? Because we saw the same old people in those parties?

Yet, I don't want coup. Coup always leads to more problems.

Anyone calling for coup does not know how hellish it was. MNK that most of you like...if it was millitary ruling now, he would have long since shot him, and passed a decree and backdated it to cover his legal ass. And if any biafra supporter comes out, they would be gunned down in high numbers and detained in high numbers than what we have now. Same for oodua, same for even Boko Haram. There would be no freedom to protest, newspapers would be closed down, and they will pay you bad salaries, and you will dare not go on strike because...you would be jailed for protesting.

And coup always leads to more coups and more coups and more coups.

Better continue with democracy. It is hard work...but it is better than army rule. Army rule did not solve our problems, it did not make us a better country, it even wrecked the army...which it has not yet recovered from, and gave us wounds that we are still recovering from till today.

Sorry, but democracy is better.

True talk �. Do you work with Apache Cassandra?

How much do you want sell each

ATLIEN2027:
Your fraud on daily basis is much worse then anything this man could have done.
You are just mad because he enjoys exposing religious fanatical fraudsters like you.
Get lost.

You sound too foolish! Has he defrauded you before? Just because he interprets current happenings in the light of scriptures you are calling him a " religious fanatical fraudster".

Rozross:
Wike is politically killing himself but he’s doing the lord’s work for big daddy Tinubu �

I don't why some of you lack capacity for effective critical thinking and analysis.

Zonefree:
So, the difference in belief didn't stop the girl and her family from collecting the man's money and gifts

When you dey chop the man money you didn't remember he's not of the same belief with you?

This is what Nigerian men go through in the hands of these demons, but , they should always remember, not every man is as gentle and passionate like Nigerian men.

I pray God should forgive her and let her soul rest in peace.

Why are you making foolish assumptions?

Wisdomkosi:
https://igberetvnews.com/1428974/five-benefits-eating-kpomo/

Are you a nutrition expert?

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Una don start with una lies oo, simple logic,it's either he never died,maybe a prank/skit or this never happened,lol

The concept of God is a figment of mankind’s primative immagination. As such, heaven is just a hope for ignorant people who want to believe.
Tomorrow na Sunday so Christians/religion practicers make una get ready for my blasphemy,I will be casting and exposing the flaws in Christianity,the incompetence of gods(God),and the Bible lie book.

May you be delivered from your foolishness and ignorance. You may not experience the same mercy, repent now! It's never late!

TheWolfen:
What about the blood of millions of Japanese that died when USA your lord and Savior drop nuclear bombs on them and not to talk about other crime western society committed against humanity.
Who is clean? Tell me.
Even Africans kidnapped and sold their own brothers to slavery

But the Japanese started it first!