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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Applied And Gotten A Job You Had No Experience For ? by platymus: 6:25pm On May 05, 2022
Fadfavy:
. Boss, do I need to be at top level in mathematics to succeed as a development. I'm not really good with mathematics
No you no need maths skills! I read mathematics and computer science but I can categorically tell you that the skills I have gathered today came from being perseverance! You need to be willing to learn and love solve problems both business and technical! You see we in conceptual age not information age! Conceptualisation not just information is the winner in this age!
PoliticsRe: Onitsha Is Becoming A ‘Dead’ City - Soludo Laments by platymus: 6:16pm On May 05, 2022
QuotaSystem:
Soludo should keep quiet...who investors epp?

Anambrarians are willing to continue to sit at home whether the city is dead or dying. Nothing is too much to sacrifice for Mazi.

Patience pays afterall. Buhari and the North are already drafting their apology letter cool
You sit somewhere and type trash and the east is gradually being eaten up. You do not see that the destinies of people are being destroyed everyday by these IPOB/ESN!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Applied And Gotten A Job You Had No Experience For ? by platymus: 1:55pm On May 05, 2022
Sheezy008:
I'm not a Christian stop invite me to sh*t winner chapel or whatever
Hello the person who told you to join winners chapel online service is really interested in you getting a good job! As a software developer I have never regretted I took the same step years ago. Listen no man can take you to a level higher than himself only God can! You need grace! It is foolishness to be ashamed of what is gainful! Just one word from God will end your life time of struggles!
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Hailed At Ariaria Market, Aba(Pictures, Video) by platymus: 11:19am On May 05, 2022
Rugaria:
ESN was hailed. Not some unknown gunmen..
ESN protects The East from Fulani Herdsmen who have been left to wander and kill freely..
The people are with ESN while the government are with unknown gunmen.
It's that simple.
The East will not allow you guys to criminalize The ESN.
If we do so, we will be left bare for your vandals Toomey and rape and plunder..
It won't happen..
Stupidity characterized by madness! They want a want a nation but cannot rule themselves so therefore the will finish themselves. Only them :Fake products,fake businesses, drug trafficking,etc. An Igbo that can not rule himself cannot successfully rule a country of different ethnic diversity.
PoliticsRe: Hon. Dagogo Arrested On Wike's Order, Hospitalised Over Complications by platymus: 1:02pm On May 04, 2022
Governor Woke deserves to be Nigerian president truly! Disciplined,focused,a goal getter,a no nonsense man, talk and do personality. We need that will deal mercilessly with insecurity and corruption. Hon. Dagogo has committed an offence that is punishable by law. Don't mind a those making empty political noise.
ProgrammingRe: We Need Someone To Modify Our Website . by platymus: 7:40pm On May 02, 2022
shhai:
Happy New Month to all.

Help to modify our site https://shhaicapital.com/ and add the following :

(1) Please make the sign up / online registration to work perfectly that will enable new account holder to be able to views his or her dashboard and all savings and interest and loan and investment will be displaying on the account holder dashboard.payment for membership registration should be both online and direct bank deposit.

(2) when you click on the members registration offline the link is
not opening .make the link to be opening and let our bank account details be display on the page .make it in a way that new coming members are to fill the form after membership payment to our bank account . and once confirm the member account will be open and each member can view his or her account dashboard and see all transactions both on savings and loan and investments capital and interest if once we pay the member investment interest and capital let it also show on the member dashboard account .

(3) when you click on apply for personal loan and all others loans
this link that will appear https://account.shhaicapital.com/login
is not secured ,make it secured like the main site is secured.

(3) under products and service only loans and savings was added please
add investment and i will give you our investment package

when investment packages is clicked or loan packages is click please
use the calculator interest rates of any of this site and make it
adjustable that we can edit it and add our own rates at any time.

https://cowrywise.com/interest-tool


lastly we will give you a logo and you will use it to brand our website and rebrand the website color to the logo color.

If you can deliver within 3days then whatsapp me now on 09020020147

Please is 20k.
With this kind of approach,your app will never see the light of the day! By the way how will you now pay developers you want hire full time? How are you going to handle scalability? This must the craziest joke on nairaland
CrimeRe: MNJTF Troops Arrest 3 Boko Haram/ISWAP Gun Suppliers In The Lake Chad by platymus: 11:31am On May 02, 2022
complexBoss12:
Pls let them go and continue the good work they are doing. if they don't supply weapons how will the bandits do their job?? What we will do if we wake without news of massacre in the country?? what a boring country we will have!

Well, I suppose it does not matter, whether they are arrested or not, we have the president, they will be granted pardon in hours and nothing will happen.
May your foolishness never live you till it leads you to your destruction!
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine’s Zelenskyy Requests Address With Africa Union by platymus: 4:58pm On Apr 12, 2022
OkwuEziokwu:
Smh if AU falls for this, then I don't know what to say to the black man.

You want to run to the aid of Ukraine, but what did they do when Tigray massacres were happening? Nigeria? SA? Cameroon? Libya? Somalia?

They just want to us you.
Consider the number of Nigerians in Ukraine
PoliticsRe: David Ibiyeomie: Reno Omokri Reveals Daddy Freeze's Parents' Identity by platymus: 1:30am On Sep 08, 2020
Righteousness89:
Reno like many others made a Valid Summation..

Freeze For me has been an instrument of the Devil Knowingly / Unknowingly against the Church.

He has Confused People and led them Astray on Tithes
And He wants to do the same again in Their Homes..

Having said that, the Words of the Man of God which I Believe was spoken out of Anger was not a good one.

Pastor David spoke out in anger in defense of His Father! Anybody will defend his father! No matter how quiet you are,you will act furious over the repetitive insult of your biological father by anybody! Peter was in physical defense of Jesus!Daddy Freeze is even lucky because if his matter has been taken spiritually he will not remain the same again as he will only see the effect but not knowing where it came from! Jesus said whoever you forgive is forgiven but whoever you condemn is condemn!
An example i can recall happened years back when someone came to our pastor for forgiveness,according to him he only spoke some wrong words against the man of God after which his mouth started smelling like toilet,all these happened without the pastors notice. All effort to treat it both medically and otherwise prove abortive,so he started visiting various churches as a last resort to his predicament. Finally,he met a particular man of God who told that his trouble started the day he insulted so so man of God and that he cant pray for him only that man of he insulted can pray for him and he will be healed!Anyway,he came,he was prayed for and got healed
Another woman insulted a man of God and next thing.........her marital life too drastic change as she began suffering severe pain every time she had intercourse with her husband. She shared the horror experience herself! So many people are suffering from such situation today!We need to be careful the way we attack Gods anointed! Some fellows talked against Moses and they suffered the effect!
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Opposes Any F-35 Sale To UAE Despite Their Warming Ties by platymus: 2:58pm On Aug 20, 2020
dermmy:
Lol. Which one is wisdom is profitable to direct?
Both countries are just deceiving each other grin

UAE normalised relations with Israel because it wants F-35 and Israel needs arab countries on its side against Palestine. This latest move by Israel shows her lack of trust towards any Arab country i was just laughing last week when i read that the two countries were normalising ties. grin
it is true! everything happening now is already written in the Bible!the peace deals being signed by israel are just deception! Only christ will bring lasting peace!we will experience it during His return
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Fumes Over Plans By Government To Close Accounts Of Churches by platymus: 2:52pm On Aug 17, 2020
Dshocker:
All this pastors are just after their money.

The way they all fought against daddy freeze because he spoke about tithing sadden my heart,instead of them to channel that energy in convincing their members to vote rightly during election,so the situation of things can in Nigeria.
i pity you! you better close your mouth before it put under prophetic curse for life
SportsRe: Willian Joins Arsenal On A Free Transfer After Chelsea Exit by platymus: 1:40pm On Aug 14, 2020
Kriss216:
Assnal is now Chelsea's dump site cry cry
don't forget that Giroud left Arsenal for Chelsea!
ProgrammingRe: Public API For Nairaland by platymus: 5:32am On Aug 14, 2020
kennedyugo:
I want to know if nairaland has public API with which third parties could develop app for it. I feel it's long overdue. Reddit for example has such a thing!
No! but you can web scrap it!
CrimeRe: FUTA Student Who Hacked Premium Times Website Suspended By University by platymus: 2:16am On Aug 06, 2020
dewalexify:
No, nah you go stop it cos the guy hacked twitter with the help of an insider, premium time need to appreciate the guy to help them find their loopholes
There is nothing so special about a a DOS attack!
CrimeRe: FUTA Student Who Hacked Premium Times Website Suspended By University by platymus: 2:13am On Aug 06, 2020
Nbotee:
Instead of Premium times to employ him or pay him to help dem block the loophole in their server...
Modified:
Well it is a criminal offence so he shld face his punishment.. He shld have contacted dem on the loopholes he noticed
you made a misguided statement! carrying out a DOS attack does not make you a smart programmer or computer scientist!
ProgrammingRe: In Need Of Front End And Back End Developers by platymus: 11:59am On Jul 28, 2020
eakenbor:
I need some front end and back end developers. The requirements are as follow:

Front end: Html, CSS and Javascript. Framework - Reactjs or Vuejs.

Back end framework: Nodejs (Javascript), Django (Python), or Magento (PHP).

Mobile App: React-Native (Javascript).

If you have any of the above experience or you know someone who does, please feel free to contact me here or on my email efosaakenbor@yahoo.com.
Hi,saw your post recently. i use the following stack:html,css,javasript,php,sql vuejs.reach me on 08086359367
ProgrammingRe: HTML5 A Programming Language Or Not by platymus: 1:11pm On Jul 24, 2020
Ausrichie:
There no different between computer language and programming languages. This actually a debate that has gone on for sometime if html is a programming language. Html is not Turing complete therefore you cant use it to do anything like a mobile design.
one of the difference is the fact that programming languages constitute the logic of a computer program(html being a language the computer understand but cannot be used to write the logic of a program).
Foreign AffairsRe: China Orders Closure Of US Consulate In Chengdu by platymus: 1:04pm On Jul 24, 2020
Olominira:
You've been brainwashed. China is leading in key technology; Artificial intelligence, quantum computing, even in millitary. Huawei is chinese and they owns 5G which US can't have until 2025
Do a simple check on those building these technologies in China!They are AMERICANS!The leading A.I. companies in China are own largely by Americans!Made in China is not OWN by China!yo mentioned A.I and the likes,those are technologies the us have already toyed with decades ago.Unlike China the us always consider the well being of the citizen first relative any other thing.They make breaking inventions patent them but it does not go straight for mass consumption unless tested to be human friendly. China's approach is far different. China industrial growth is at the expense of the health and environment of the people of china because they want to catch up with the west by all means.
Now you mention military,china has never developed any alien technology to match the US Last month the US Navy step on china sea in direct confrontation but china could't do anything!
ProgrammingRe: HTML5 A Programming Language Or Not by platymus: 12:50pm On Jul 24, 2020
Ausrichie:
Html might not be Turing complete (which is a quality of most programming languages) but it orders the computer around which is what a programming language is. A language used to instruct the computer, it tells the computer through the browser how to render a html page.
HTML is no doubt a computer language but not a programming language,however a markup language. Whatever qualifies html as a programming language automatically makes CSS a programming language.
I have asked the OP to implement a facade or factory pattern in html or write a simple algorithm that prints 1 through 5 in html. He claims he built mobile software in html and CSS alone(that is like saying you can walk to Mars from earth).I begin to wonder the kind of software company he works for.
Foreign AffairsRe: China Orders Closure Of US Consulate In Chengdu by platymus: 12:38pm On Jul 24, 2020
chloedogie:
Na so. Do me in America, I do you in China. But truth is after this whole pandemic thing is over, the UN needs to sanction China for this nonsense. That now said, Trump is making the world more divided than united. The sad part of the whole thing is that he is turning the country into a typical naija political system where a new person comes into office and either abolish or destroy everything built or being built by the previous administration.

The sad part is, IF Joe Biden wins the coming election, based on the way Trump downplayed everything Obama did for 8 years, Joe will overturn everything Trump must have done as well. Now instead of them progressing, they will just be stagnant and redundant like what happens in Naija politics. Continuity really matters in governance and slight changes are welcome as well.

And what Trump doesn't know is that China is the dream of America. USA can't catch up with China in terms of production strengths hno matter how much they try to invest in the next 30 years.

With all Trump's gragra, during the height of this coronavirus, they had to rely on India for chloro-quine. Even South Korea came to their aid for the massive production of ordinary face mask. The guy should just calm down and entertain some bits of diplomacy. all this gra gra won't help the country.
your assumptions are not correct!china's industrial growth is largely due to European and american companies moving production into china.
goods might be produced in china but not china's intellectual properties.cheap labor and an initial friendly economic policies made many industries move production to china.China in turn in spying and copying these products.china does not really have much in terms of technology.
China is also no match for Western powers in any way,even though it relies on massive military,intelligence is one of chinas main weakness.
ProgrammingRe: HTML5 A Programming Language Or Not by platymus: 12:30am On Jul 24, 2020
Tim1212:
Alright, show me your work with the programming language you have learnt.
I will do that immediately you implement the factory design pattern using html,since you claim html is a programming language!
ProgrammingRe: HTML5 A Programming Language Or Not by platymus: 3:31pm On Jul 23, 2020
Tim1212:
All this statement are not necessary, any computer language use to give instructions to a computer is a programming language, whether markup, scripting , high level etc. Every language have its purpose. The fact Javascript , php have control structure does not mean it can be used to create machine software.

Meanwhile I work with US-based AI company diib ™️ as senior software engineer..
And I have proven my knowledge and experience to work with the company in Nigeria.
Funny you! The day html and css will be used to build a native mobile software has not come and will never come.
ProgrammingRe: HTML5 A Programming Language Or Not by platymus: 12:52pm On Jul 23, 2020
Tim1212:
One key feature of a programming language is sequence of instruction.. the fact is every language have there own design.

For your information, I have designed system and mobile software with HTML5/CSS3 for windows, iOS and android.
HTML is a programming language period
If you attend interview with this kind of mindset,it will end up in a disaster! It is a surprise to me that you can't differentiate between a markup language
and a programming language. If html is a programming language then CSS is no less!
I requested you should design a factory design pattern in html and you couldn't!That tells me you are no where near software development!
Okay,here is a simple one,use html looping structure(if at all there is any) to print 1 through 5.
You made a joke that you designed system and mobile software with html5/css for windows,iOS and android!You didn't even mention javascript, what you did was nothing more than a responsive web at best,not even a progressive web app(PWA). If you call your creation a mobile software,can it get user location?does i have access to the user's camera?
Note that the tech.field requires meekness for continuous learning!
ProgrammingRe: HTML5 A Programming Language Or Not by platymus: 2:21pm On Jul 22, 2020
Tim1212:
if that is your fact, PHP, JavaScript etc are not programming lang. html have what they don't have.
Programming lang is sequence of instruction given to a computer to perform a specific task, every lang have there own duty to play in computer.
I don't know where you got your own fact from!html is simply a markup language but you keep arguing with everyone that it is a programming language. Do two things for me: (1) what are the key features of a programming language? (2)implement the factory design pattern using html
ProgrammingRe: HTML5 A Programming Language Or Not by platymus: 1:02pm On Jul 19, 2020
Tim1212:
<input type="email" name="emailinput" id="emailinput">

》HTML checks for errors when you type invalid email address. Which is a logic that determines the correct value
》 type attribute is the date type for email value.

》name attribute stores the input value of email address

Which implies that it can store value.
》HTML have predefined functions... for outputting number, date and time.
》 HTML is a programming language with 100% facts..
HTML, as a markup language doesn't really “do” anything in the sense that a programming language does. HTML contains no programming logic. It doesn't have common conditional statements such as If/Else. ... This is because HTML is not a programming language.
ProgrammingRe: Why Are Nigerian Programmers So Dumb? by platymus: 4:10pm On Jul 18, 2020
aitoehigie:
With the avalanche of social networks in Nigeria, i would like to ask this question, can Nigerian hackers think? ("H.A.C.K.E.R": means extremely talented programmers). With the likes of facebook, friendster, myspace, do we really need "Nigerianized" versions of these sites? Please there are a million and one other stuff that can be done on the web instead of another clone of facebook.
This is a call to arms to Nigerian programmers, LETS DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT!!!

P.S: If you are still coding in PHP(jezz!@#@) and the likes, you really need to wake up
also this is an advice to seun, i noticed that some words are banned on this site, why is that? e.g. H>A>C>K>E>R>S. See the post for the real meaning.
@aitoehigie,this is the challenge i took years ago,to be original in my creation,solve problems(technology,business and otherwise) that are specific to our environment and economy in this part of the world(Africa).i have been on that journey for sometime now and it has been challenging, exciting and interesting,as someone said,"challenges are what make life interesting, solving them is what make life meaningful."
It is a life time learning and practice,as such I do not call myself a web developer or engineer(although I do all of those and I am well grounded in these things).It is even beyond web or mobile development many are touting.
Today I write plenty of problem-solution requirement and elicitation.
Many applications and business models around us today are copied without any modification because those behind it only care about the money not the mission.
THE SACRIFICE
ProgrammingRe: HTML5 A Programming Language Or Not by platymus: 1:40pm On Jul 07, 2020
Tim1212:
Before you start... define programming language and a computer..
Learn to argue with fact! html has no logic built into it neither does it provide any form of error handling,no looping structure is provided by html,you cant define a variable,no function declaration or expression,no form of object definition,it provides no defined data types,etc. Please check fact! HTML/HTML5 is never a programming language!
ProgrammingRe: Why Do Self Taught Programmers Over Exaggerate by platymus: 2:56pm On Jun 26, 2020
SegFault:
There is nothing wrong in being self taught, I am tutoring myself in multiple cs courses like OS development, Internet architecture, linear algebra, physics (for the sake of gameplay programming) and System Architecture (this is very good for programmers and CS students in order to spit out code that makes optimising compilers look like dumbos). I want to also continue on Calculus (edx tutors make this stuff seem like cake, shame on Nigerian lecturers and teachers) and some others. It just depends on how you see yourself, some see it as some stupid achievement that makes them smart like Tesla while I see it as a necessity. Even college students should do it.
man,i love your comment.You had part of what i wanted to say in mind! I have key things to say on this subject but no time to type. I am both side of the equation,self taught and Mathematics/CS. Our country and educational system is a major problem. I just went the way of self learning but the knowledge of CS theories is important if your looking beyond application development.Things like OS development,hardware,robotics,etc.
Like you,am also self studying on subjects like robotics,advance mathematics,etc. There are oppotunities i see beyond app. development in africa and the world at large,but i am a die hard software engineer. i program in JAVA,PHP,JS(stacks include: MERN,MEVN),PYTHON,SQL,NOSQL,neo4J,etc. I also do lots of software analysis and UX/UI design using Agile methodology.This field is wide don't limit your self!
PoliticsRe: Edo/ondo: INEC Petitions NBA Over Conflicting Orders By Courts by platymus: 2:22pm On Jun 26, 2020
Sammy07:
Guys always reason with your brain nah?

So you want INEC to be playing politics?

You want the court to be playing politics?

Did you read where those contesting for VCs in Calabar had to joined a political party?

You want our judicial to be ruined?

Na wa for some brains here o
I wonder some people read and reason before commenting
ProgrammingRe: Javascript Courses: Mosh Hamedani Or Brad Traversy by platymus: 12:39pm On Jun 24, 2020
RemiAbdulSamad:
Hey guys, I will be learning javascript soonest and I'm kinda stuck on what courses to choose from. For now, am thinking of getting either Brad or mosh Hamedani courses but I don't really know which one to choose between the two guys. Both guys are really good and I've watched their tutorials countless times. please help
Traversy is one great person to learn from! if you check Traversy and Mosh youtube playlists you should a feel of who to go for. most of the persons who commented before dont i actually know Traversy!
ProgrammingRe: What's The Cost For A Website Like Spacex.com by platymus: 12:04pm On Jun 24, 2020
Dreiwizzy:
What are the key tools to archive such class
contact me on 08086359367 if you really want it
ProgrammingRe: I Need A Site Like by platymus: 12:00pm On Jun 24, 2020
004gist:
Who can build me a site like abokifx.com

Built on WordPress
hit me on 08086359367

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