 Romance › Re: I Had A Serious Rethink by PlaYaJones: 10:28am On Jun 26, 2022 |
vickvan:
Something happened yesterday in my neighborhood. I was alone and my whole next action was to drown the sniper sitting in front of me to end this poverty just before I could go about it, the neighborhood was banging with lots of shouts, cries and wails from the next flat.
Immediately, I stopped whatever I was about doing and whole and behold, it was the ever smiling beautiful young neighbor that was being rushed out to the hospital fuming and jerking. I later learnt she tried killing herself. I asked myself, what will make this ever smiling lady want to kill herself, she's well to do, or is she in debt or was she sacked or maybe matters of the heart. That was how my mind wandered searching for answers till I fell to deep sleep.
I will just live to die another day. It's well. Brother dont woory..i will introduse u to BigYansh sir ( THANK ME LATER)  |
| Romance › Re: Will You Date A Lady Like This? Your Opinion by PlaYaJones: 10:23am On Jun 26, 2022 |
arthurwillia:
Tell me your opinion about this.
I have been talking to his lady for quite a while and we vibe well, I like her enough to be my gf. We met on the road one day and we talked, she said she’s hungry and needed to eat, so we branched a restaurant, she brought out her atm but they said they don’t accept atm so I paid for her..
Fast forward 1 week after, we were chatting and next thing she said was, buy lunch for me, I was like who be this one.. I had the money to buy lunch for her but red flag for me is all these girls that bill too much.. I just told her I can’t buy lunch for her.. this is a girl that’s using iPhone 11 and I’m managing my Xsmax oo..
After that I was thinking like, are all girls like that? Should I just buy the lunch and just let it be? If I keep saying no to all girls that ask me for lunch, will I see a girl to date? Ladies who ask for lunch? Why do you do that? Is it to eat the boys money or something? bro can u repet the questions?(no oofencse)  |
| Romance › Re: Will You Date A Lady Like This? Your Opinion by PlaYaJones: 10:22am On Jun 26, 2022 |
arthurwillia:
Tell me your opinion about this.
I have been talking to his lady for quite a while and we vibe well, I like her enough to be my gf. We met on the road one day and we talked, she said she’s hungry and needed to eat, so we branched a restaurant, she brought out her atm but they said they don’t accept atm so I paid for her..
Fast forward 1 week after, we were chatting and next thing she said was, buy lunch for me, I was like who be this one.. I had the money to buy lunch for her but red flag for me is all these girls that bill too much.. I just told her I can’t buy lunch for her.. this is a girl that’s using iPhone 11 and I’m managing my Xsmax oo..
After that I was thinking like, are all girls like that? Should I just buy the lunch and just let it be? If I keep saying no to all girls that ask me for lunch, will I see a girl to date? Ladies who ask for lunch? Why do you do that? Is it to eat the boys money or something? |
| Literature › Re: Dotted Lines by PlaYaJones: 4:46pm On Jun 14, 2022 |
Queenxstar:
10
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Imaobong stared at the principal in disbelief. “Are you certain it is Iniobong?”
“Yes Mrs. Okoh. For three days, she hasn’t spoken. Her best friend has done everything she can and teachers have tried all they can. I had to see for myself…” The Principal exhaled. “I sent her to the clinic but it was fruitless.”
She adjusted on this seat.
“Iniobong is one of our best students. We are all pained and worried about this new development. I suggest you seek professional help.”
Imaobong shook her head. She was going to make Ini sorry she ever thought of this prank to the extent of execution. “Where is she? Where is my daughter?” she picked her bag and rose.
The principal led the way.
Frustrated after minutes of threats and talks, Imaobong slapped her.
Iniobong only lowered her head.
When she slapped her a second time, the school nurse came between them.
“Mrs. Okoh, hitting her is not the best thing to do please. It could make her condition worse.”
“Madam, she is pretending!”
“Pretending about what?” Her eyes narrowed. “It is not easy to play dumb and you know it. Ini is a sweet child, I’ll advise you to bypass your emotions, calm down and find out what is wrong.”
Iniobong stared at them tears coursing her cheeks.
“Get your things.” Imaobong strode out.
Ini picked but the nurse took her in her arms. “Hush…it is okay. I know you will return fine. I want you to know that I won’t stop praying for you. Jesus loves you in spite of everything.”
She released her and dabbed her face with a ply of tissue. When she left, she heaved exasperated at the attitude of some mothers.
***
“Sunshine please…” with the head phones on his head and his fingers on the screen, Prince played the game.
“Please don’t sunshine me. I wasn’t your sunshine when you hit me twice.” A hiss pealed out from Eniola.
“Bae, I’ve said I am sorry. Didn’t you get the bouquet of flowers, perfumes, the human hair and clothes? They are from your favourite vendors.”
She spluttered into mirthless laughter. “You don’t understand the enormity of what you’ve done. You got it wrong on two count. To slap a lady and for me Eniola to be at the receiving end.”
He clenched his teeth. Anger was brewing but he was doing all to keep it in check. He never apologize but was now caught up in the love web.
“Sweetheart, I promise not to hit you again.”
“Hmmm…I’ve been told that once a man starts he never stops.”
He paused the game and scratched his head with his fingers. “Eni, I am sorry. I’ll like us to walk the red carpet for my show.”
“I accept on one condition.”
“Anything for you, babe.”
“Come to my house and prostrate.”
“Baby, you know…” The beep sound hit his ears and he muttered all the expletives that came to mind. He yanked the head phone and tossed it.
“What nonsense! Imagine the nerves…” Prince paced the room. She was the best girl he knew. She wasn’t interested in his fame or wealth. Her intelligence command attention and her stubbornness was unrivalled.
He muttered some more expletives. “Damn you, Eniola!”
He snatched the phone from the sofa at the ringtone and hissed in disappointment. The caller was one of his clients, twenty five years of age and the eighth wife to an emir.
“Superman, how far?”
“I’m good, babe.”
“My body aches for your magical touch.” Her voice was sultry.
He lowered himself on a sofa. They had an appointment later in the day.
“Bintu, I have to cancel. I have an urgent business.”
“Don’t tell me that, Prince. I don’t want to hear it.”
“I will send one of my boys over. He will…”
“No! Not after a deposit of half a million. I swear I will revoke the contract and you will taste my…”
“Send me your account details and I will send your refund tomorrow.” He ended the call.
He needed to see Eniola.
***
Cynthia tried effortlessly to wipe her tears when she heard footsteps. She buried her face in the handkerchief.
Chidubem rushed to her side. “Baby…what is it?”
She sniffed and shrugged off his arm.
“Your friend called me to inform me that you’ve been crying since yesterday. What is wrong?” His forehead creased. “Bestie, talk to me. Is everything all right at home?”
“Chidubem…” She wiped her tears and coughed to make her voice audible. “I want to be alone.”
This must be serious. She hardly called his name. He sat beside her on the rug. “I can’t leave you alone. Not now, not ever.”
She shook her legs and heaved.
“Baby, what is all this? I don’t believe you cannot trust me with whatever is bothering you. We’ve gone pass this.”
“I had this mind-set that most men were the same, never to be believed wholeheartedly. I thought you were different, Chidubem Ugorji,” She spluttered a mirthless laugh. “Only to be fooled again.”
His heart sank. “Cynthia, what are you talking about?”
She gave him a cold stare that sent shivers down his spine. She handed him her phone.
He gasped and tears welled in his eyes
The photos said it all. There was no escape and no denying.
***
Her lips trembled and her body shook in uncontrollable sobs. Having listened to the voice note a number of times. Every word was memorized.
He didn’t want her. Efosa didn’t want to have anything to do with her. It had been a week but it hurt than she first time she listened.
How on earth do I move pass this pain? When I thought I had joy, happiness and a companion. Darkness has overwhelm me and darkness is a new companion.
“How could you— after all these months. After everything we’ve been through!” She hurled and then, brawled.
Efosa was meant to be her last bus stop. Most of the guys she met had the AS genotype like she did. It had been painful to break free but she refused to give up.
She met Efosa and it was answered prayers. He was everything—everything she wanted. He feared God, was loving and understanding, hardworking, matured and had a fantastic sense of humour. He was outgoing unlike her and had an admirable fashion sense.
He treated like no one ever did.
They had taken a stroll after a heavy downpour. On a street, there was a pool of water big for her to jump across without having her feet soiled. While she hesitated, he lifted her to his shoulders and jumped.
Tears coursed down her neck.
How could he send her a voice note that everything he had told her about himself was a lie?
She coughed and coughed some more.
She lifted herself off the floor. Her vision blurred and she tried to fight queasiness.
Her feet buckled under her and she laid still. great. how much?  |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Now Has Enough Uranium For Nuclear Weapon, U.N. Watchdog Reportedly Says by PlaYaJones: 4:44pm On Jun 14, 2022 |
Nigeriaaa1960:
Let the Vawulence Begin helo for 5000 naira, can i chop kiss?  |
| Politics › Re: Court Sentences Abba Kyari’s 2 Co-defendants To 6 Years In Prison by PlaYaJones: 4:43pm On Jun 14, 2022 |
BigYash:
He is a northerner. He is above the law. Magu was on suspension, he was still receiving salary. In suspension he got promoted ,and finally retired. So,what are we not saying. This super cop will retire just like magu.They will even promote him before he retires.. So you sayin Northern hausa men like yor yansh pass IBO men?,,,I disagree sir. wot about white men? |
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| Romance › Re: Male Sex workers Spotted Waiting For Customers In Abuja (Photos, Video) by PlaYaJones: 1:40pm On Jun 14, 2022 |
majamajic:
They might be waiting for male customers too ...so wot?
who are u to tell grown mens what to do..u sound racist sir?
are u a racist? (no ofeinse) |
| Romance › Re: Male Sex workers Spotted Waiting For Customers In Abuja (Photos, Video) by PlaYaJones: 1:39pm On Jun 14, 2022 |
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| Politics › Re: We Don't Want Wike As Our Next Vice President - MURIC Tells Atiku by PlaYaJones: 1:27pm On Jun 14, 2022 |
BigYash:
Atleast the Christians still have value for human lives,unlike the terrorist Muslims. And If you weren't naive and moronic ,you will understand how that dwarf government has made Christians in Kaduna endangered species. Brother,so are u sayin u normaly shave yor yansh wit razor blade or electric shaver sir? |
| Crime › Re: Lagos Prostitute, Hannah Saliu, Burnt To Death For Keeping Quran In Room by PlaYaJones: 1:24pm On Jun 14, 2022 |
Candidlady:
More wicked than the males that murdered the girl? Helo I have moiney. U need moiney. Gimme yor nomba?� |
| Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Arrives Ekiti State To Campaign For APC Gubernatorial Candidate by PlaYaJones: 10:40am On Jun 14, 2022 |
BigYash:
Who is your brother? Godforbid me becoming a brother of a fool/wild animal. Meanwhile ,give the 10k to your dad,so he can use your mom's thong to dance round your village so u cant were ordnary thong & dance on table for 10,000 cash?...dont u need moiney to buy food sir? ...this is yor shance!  |
| Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Arrives Ekiti State To Campaign For APC Gubernatorial Candidate by PlaYaJones: 9:57am On Jun 14, 2022 |
BigYash:
Na spy wen them send follow this old man.. The one they did to Wike,in pdshit primary na small one.. United north will never trade their unity for any outsider.. The game is still on.. brother can u were thong & dance on the dinning table for my friend birthday surprise?....u get 10,000 naira cash.. U want? |
| Crime › Re: Arrested Yahoo Boys By EFCC: What Happens Afterwards? by PlaYaJones: 11:55am On Jun 13, 2022 |
SouthWestBlood:
If you had been to any EFCC's office, you would have understood his point. It's like the official language there is Hausa. 99% of the workers are from the North. The way Nigeria is going, it's like South vs. North, so there is prejudice. Not forgetting that they are just stealing from Southerners. Please note that I'm not supporting the yahoo boys either.
Tribalism is the sickening thing about Nigeria & that's why I hate that fokin country....wrong is wrong but instead of getting the criminals arrested, u worry about wot tribe they come from....dyammm I hate that gaddddem country & I wish I wasint Nigerian.!!!(no ooofencse)
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| Crime › Re: Arrested Yahoo Boys By EFCC: What Happens Afterwards? by PlaYaJones: 10:58am On Jun 13, 2022 |
DOTian:
The boys are taken to the EFCC offices, where they're forced to empty their accounts for the EFCC operatives. Some have their beautiful cars dispossessed by the same operatives and after collecting cash and properties from them, most are told to go away. Unfortunate ones are prosecuted for the media effects. The whole fight against these yahoo boys is riddled with all sorts of corruption and underhand dealings. The fact that the EFCC in particular and the government in general have refused to fight this scourge without fear or favor, has only encouraged culprits to find inventive way to outmanoeuvre the law enforcement agencies, instead of moving away from crime.
I personally believe that the EFCC is being used as an instrument by the Fulani cabal to shake down southern youths who have made money the wrong way. Someone is going toome here and tell you that he has no pity for the boys sice they scammed their victims. The problem with that analogy is that when a state institution likethe EFCC is being used "obtain" cash from scammers in order for the same cash to be relooted, corruption is still in progress. brother u talkin rubbish sir... those boys are criminals who deserve prison. Wit da fok has fulani gots to do wit yahoo boys. People like u will all ways be the problem of Nigeria..talkin rubbbbish(no ooofencse) |
| Crime › Re: Arrested Yahoo Boys By EFCC: What Happens Afterwards? by PlaYaJones: 10:56am On Jun 13, 2022 |
DOTian:
The boys are taken to the EFCC offices, where they're forced to empty their accounts for the EFCC operatives. Some have their beautiful cars dispossessed by the same operatives and after collecting cash and properties from them, most are told to go away. Unfortunate ones are prosecuted for the media effects. The whole fight against these yahoo boys is riddled with all sorts of corruption and underhand dealings. The fact that the EFCC in particular and the government in general have refused to fight this scourge without fear or favor, has only encouraged culprits to find inventive way to outmanoeuvre the law enforcement agencies, instead of moving away from crime.
I personally believe that the EFCC is being used as an instrument by the Fulani cabal to shake down southern youths who have made money the wrong way. Someone is going toome here and tell you that he has no pity for the boys sice they scammed their victims. The problem with that analogy is that when a state institution likethe EFCC is being used "obtain" cash from scammers in order for the same cash to be relooted, corruption is still in progress. |
| Culture › Re: Why Do Africans Place So Much Value On Male Children? by PlaYaJones: 10:43am On Jun 13, 2022 |
meobizy:
Fight. Sweetat i want to give u moiney coz I want u has my babe...I will give u 8,000 naira cash today. U WANT? |
| Romance › Re: See What My Girlfriend Of 16 Years Bought Me by PlaYaJones: 12:03am On Jun 13, 2022 |
RichProminent:
Although I'm a graduate and 39, I'm yet to settle.
I have a fiancee who is in her final year in LASU, but I also have a correct side cheek at the age of 16.
She(sidecheek) suprised me today with a caton of detergent, four peers of boxers, two mudu of garri and a mop.
Sidecheeks are always better. so u 39yer old dating 16yer old... correct...are u a Peter file sir? ( no ooofencse) |
| Romance › Re: See What My Girlfriend Of 16 Years Bought Me by PlaYaJones: 12:02am On Jun 13, 2022 |
RichProminent:
Although I'm a graduate and 39, I'm yet to settle.
I have a fiancee who is in her final year in LASU, but I also have a correct side cheek at the age of 16.
She(sidecheek) suprised me today with a caton of detergent, four peers of boxers, two mudu of garri and a mop.
Sidecheeks are always better. |
| Romance › Re: You Will Always Remain Broke And Unattractive As A Man, If You Don't Do These. by PlaYaJones: 10:41pm On Jun 12, 2022 |
Chychee:
Let me also put this out here
If you're a little bit digital savvy (i.e you know how to operate a smartphone) and would love me to give you great online side hustles idea, feel free to chat with me on WhatsApp.
http://.us/w/?c=a58df4 U sound like wifey material...pleace i beg can I mate wit u? |
| Health › Re: Justine Bieber, Covid 19 And Face Paralysis by PlaYaJones: 4:16pm On Jun 12, 2022 |
meobizy:
Zzz. Helo Vladigor want to no if u like doggy...pls show respect, act like lady & answer him pls? Questions why do u like doogy |
| Nairaland General › Re: Me, Myself And I by PlaYaJones: 3:59pm On Jun 12, 2022 |
meobizy:
I mean the pictures aren’t you until I’m proven otherwise. ok then send me yor naaaaked pictures...please I beg I please?? |
| Health › Re: Justine Bieber, Covid 19 And Face Paralysis by PlaYaJones: 3:58pm On Jun 12, 2022 |
Vladigor:
Do u do pedofiling?
Ggggggg Brother did u juss ask meobizy if she like doggggggy?...kaiiiii..great question sir. Wot did she say? |
| Romance › Re: Guys That Love Women, How Do You People Cope? by PlaYaJones: 7:55pm On Jun 11, 2022 |
meobizy:
Make ASUU reopen schools quick before this pikin enter market. Can I love u so u can love me so we can mate n have 5 babys so we can do disco party for u? |
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| Education › Re: What Song Comes To Your Mind - Photo by PlaYaJones: 1:02pm On Jun 10, 2022 |
Medianna:
Mehn
You are on point Yes my d is all ways pointing...anyways can we quickly talk about blue film I beg.do u were tongue sir? |
| Romance › Re: This Is Why I Decided To Be Wicked by PlaYaJones: 1:00pm On Jun 10, 2022 |
VeryWickedMan:
I looked around me and I all I saw was wickedness. Chickens eat ants without batting an eyelid, hawks eat chicks, snakes eat rats, lions eat deer, shark eats anything. Animals rape each other and move on. Some eat while they prey is alive. Others will drown you deliberately. Just wickedness and vawulence everywhere......
Every living thing on earth is wicked openly.
Only humans are pretending to be nice. Greeting, fake smiles, friendships, relationships, etc.
Only humans hoard wealth for an uncertain future.
Chickens don't keep feed, dogs don't save food, cats don't lizards don't. The few rodents that keep food do so for hibernation.
Nature herself is telling us to be wicked that's why I decided to emulate nature and be very wicked.
I am natural, you are fake.
Mods please move to FP Son..go n watch blue film I beg!!(no ooofencse) |
| Romance › Re: This Is Why I Decided To Be Wicked by PlaYaJones: 12:59pm On Jun 10, 2022 |
VeryWickedMan:
I looked around me and I all I saw was wickedness. Chickens eat ants without batting an eyelid, hawks eat chicks, snakes eat rats, lions eat deer, shark eats anything. Animals rape each other and move on. Some eat while they prey is alive. Others will drown you deliberately. Just wickedness and vawulence everywhere......
Every living thing on earth is wicked openly.
Only humans are pretending to be nice. Greeting, fake smiles, friendships, relationships, etc.
Only humans hoard wealth for an uncertain future.
Chickens don't keep feed, dogs don't save food, cats don't lizards don't. The few rodents that keep food do so for hibernation.
Nature herself is telling us to be wicked that's why I decided to emulate nature and be very wicked.
I am natural, you are fake.
Mods please move to FP |
| Politics › Re: Tinubu: The Criteria To Pick My Running Mate Is In My Pocket Book by PlaYaJones: 11:51am On Jun 10, 2022 |
BigYash:
Na u put the state for his pocket? Ozuor!
I doubt your claim of being Obhioba.
Obaseki being a fool ,doesn't mean criminals should continue ruining the nation.. I bring vahulens to your doorstep.. Brother so are ubsayin u can all so shave your hairy yansh with razor blade or hair clipper sir?....I can help u wit dat |
| Crime › Re: Man, 25, Uploads Lady’s Nude Pictures On Social Media After Sex In Hotel by PlaYaJones: 10:08am On Jun 10, 2022 |
meobizy:
News without pictures of any sort. I’m out. Dont pull it out yet..am enjoynnnit. please I beg u anyways helo. please can u quickly post a pictures of yor self on yor profile showing u standing up & facing away from the camera....I urgently need to sheck somtin please, urgent! |
| Romance › Re: Guys Can U Eat Biscuit In Front Of Babe? by PlaYaJones: 10:07am On Jun 10, 2022 |
Nmezor:
Troll seems ur high on something..quit roping me in these weird threads. U need to b banned for life helo. please can u quickly post a pictures of yor self on yor profile showing u standing up & facing away from the camera....I urgently need to sheck somtin please, urgent! |
| Family › Re: Demond George: Man With 33 Children Speaks (Video) by PlaYaJones: 10:06am On Jun 10, 2022 |
Nickymezor:
Hmmm, when u think u have seen it all another weird stuff pops up helo. please can u quickly post a pictures of yor self on yor profile showing u standing up & facing away from the camera....I urgently need to sheck somtin please, urgent! |
