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Nothing but Wickedness

You will find it almost all communities in Ondo state. I hate that tasteless thing die.

I opened this thread to learn but would be leaving more confused.

That's Bush baby.

Roast and garnish it with enough pepper, onions and spray it with salt and seasoning.


Transport it to mortuary (stomach) with your favourite beer bro.
Nothing do you.

solmusdesigns:



LAGOS has the lowest poverty rate, and least unemployment rate, they have highest GDP per capital, money they spend on transport daily would feed people from many states for 3 days, their 1 year rent can buy land in many state and construct foundation with some change left, yet na dem everybody dey donate to


.

It's not Lagos fault you know.
Ori igba lo ba igba wase nla. Akeregbe egbon e, emu na fi nda loko

buJu234:
There's no doomsday here, these are some of the side effects of staying in big cities like Abuja, Lagos etc during recession ..

If u re in suburban area, then u can have a small corp farm plus poultry farming for your survival..

Then local vigilantes for security..

Who needs nepa, when there's fresh natural breeze..

A pocket radio plus a phone are enough for entertainment.

Gbam!

but wait ooo

Jona be like >>>>>>>> Sambo, oya taste am before we go embezzle the real Kudi

Sambo >>>>>>>>>>>> Oshey, Oga wey sabi game

One of the overbloated projects carried out by that corrupt administration.

However, i have been eating cassava bread since then. But not that common.

lukuboi:
Health is not found in a syringe! What could she possibly mean?

Simply means she does not subscribe to Vaccines

Poloyanabo1:
From where? China i guess, i don't think world bank has that much.

From private investors, China and the UK.

Let me just type RIP


Oluwacovid + diabetes = death

Terryindeed:
Let me tell you what I did. One night while playing playstation, ( spider man) p4. My cousin came in my room to watch me. He was enjoying the action and then I gave him the pad to continue. I went to the kitchen to take water from the fridge then is phone rang, I check the caller to see who it was , behold it was my other cousin. I was like why is she awake, so I decided to take the call..( before you judge me why I took the call) most times she sometimes call him through my phone, so it was easy to pick up and talk to her, plus I had no motive. So the first word that came out of my cousin's mouth was " I wanna fuvk you right now" thinking she was on the phone with my other cousin. I was shocked for about 10 second I had to pause and ask her again, like are you serious.. she said yes, I miss you fuvking me . Immediately I revealed myself and she hung up, trust me I went through my cousin phone and screenshot every conversation, sent it to my mail. I went into my room and ask my cousin to provide 1million naira in within 4 days else I am going to tell the family. He thought I was joking until I told him if he doesn't provide the money, fuvckin my other cousin will be the least of his worries. I swear the 4th day, I got 3 hundred thousand naira, the both of them came to my office to confess and to beg me with 3 hundred k. They promised to stop, which I am quite sure that they might still be fuvckin because you can not control adults. My point is . Take great advantage of this situation, let them know that you know about the affair. ..
You wanna know if I reported them to the family.. yeah I did and I was told to keep the money, plus my uncle gave me 50k extra. I repeat take advantage of the situation and put an end to it . Yeye people.

OP don't take this advise serious. It will get you killed.

Indabos-koko Omo ope

GreatResearcher1:
Even when you get married still be stingy with money.

Onuhgabriel:
What'll make her go to her deepest thought and fall for you is just to go like this;

babe u knw hw i'll be honor to be call ur boyfriend? But actually i never knew there was a godess of beauty untill i met you. if i say you're beautiful then am lieing because beautiful cannot describe ur gorgeous magnificient body and cannot stand to loosing ur magnificient body to any1. babe i love u and will give u ur best desire in ectacy just as u bring joy to my righteous soul.

pls u guys shouldn't quote me plssss am beging o

Nice one!
Keep on simping bro

The only advice i have for the OP is to go and do DNA of his child.
don't fall victim of raising another man's child.

*Modified

Also take her phone and chat with the same guy in a sexual pattern to know how long Niggar has been kpanshing or still trying to kpansh your hoe wife.

CAPSLOCKED:
COMMON SENSE IS FAR FROM ALL OF YOU.

SHE'S ANGRY YOU BOUGHT HER CLOTHES ENTIRELY, AND USING THE UNDIES AS COVER-UP. AS LONG AS YOU ALL WENT AND SHE SELECTED HER NEEDS BY HERSELF, YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG.

WHAT IF YOU BUY HER SANITARY PADS? BETTER BE READY TO DO THAT BECAUSE YOUR WIFE WOULD PREFER SHE MAKES USE OF NYLONS.

YOUR WIFE HAS INSULTED YOU BY CALLING YOU A PREDATOR AND PEDOPHILE AND YOU'RE STILL ALL SPINELESS ASKING US SILLY QUESTIONS. ONE DAY SHE'LL ACCUSE YOU OF SLEEPING WITH YOUR OWN BABY.

Finally someone that understands the game.
Some women are plain evil and it will take a strong man to tame them.

The OP is a nice man no doubt but his wife needs to be disciplined. He should never allow that accusation to die down without making his wife realize how wrong she is.

Goshiii:
Abeg where your farm dey?

Ondo, It's family farm though.

DateMynd44:
how did u kill it?
These rodents have destroyed all our crops and wrecked havoc on our farms and they're too fast and smart to be caught.

You don't chase after them. There is this local method someone introduced to us 7 years ago. It trapped 13 bush rodents in three days.
Now, they don't even dare touch our farm.
Nah traces of big animals we now see and that too, another local chief said he will teach us how to chase them next week.

Just imagine.

This is the type of case that requires jungle justice. The police should get the herbalist and feed him to those hungry lions in UI zoo.

kennysbst:
let the truth be told.
it is contrary to what we believed, because that was the best avenue for ritualist to buy and demand,for fresh new born babies to be used

And also to breed set of well programmed individual to achieve evil agenda.

In short, it is the southern almajiri system

ModestGal:
Out of everything, it is sports I don't want to be back, especially the one that men do watch by going to ball centers and argue on stupid matches.

As in, come again please.
You want to kill us Abi?

ignis:
Do we have end of this in sight ?

Just forget 2020. Hope for an epidemic free 2021.
This year is something else.

Sheriman:
Abeg tell us what happened??

Nothing bro That shit was a joke

SEEDORF441:
help them do it, let's us see the beautifulness of God in you

I'm better off as spectator

Nice one Mikel Oluwashina Obi.

More blessing.

SEEDORF441:
we are currently fasting

Fasting shouldn't stop the beautifulness of God creation. We need them to protest Naked.

Corporate2020:
How long will Netanyahu rule Israel? Till Jesus comes?

He is not going anywhere soon just like that man in China.

...... and if they ask you what happen, tell them Winter came for the North!

Web2020:
Even in Nigeria here, there are still some places gospel has not reached. I learnt that there are still some villages in Nigeria were people still wear leaves as clothes and they have never seen a car in there life time. There is also a vil0lage in Cross River were Male and female born of the same parent speaks different languages. The Male speak differently from the female in the same village.

Are you for real?
Can you give the name of the village/town?