You did not have to rub salt into injury.

Thanks. I'm naive - did'nt see it.

No crime in copy and post

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Lolajoy I did'nt see the "nice joke" part, but I saw the "I love you" part clearly.

Lolajoy Which one be your own sef?

Owo ? Swagger?? Strange bottles

Swagger

Not stale. The cartoon joke is interesting, but ALL the responses to it are very dry.

flexystar:

Ben your jokes don dey dry gradualy

Not true. It take a highly intelligent person to appreciate that very funny joke.

Story on "Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven"

Very funny.

Kunbee Pls, don't talk dirty. U don't have to join them.

tayo-ast Never read my posts, as they are not for your attention. You can't even shorten your quotes

Mama-gee You're back. Welcome.

Don't nag.
Don't monitor.
Don't boss.
Don't get angry.

big head:

aawwww i am feeling so sleepy

The cockroach head probably found its way into your stomach.

Interesting

Stale

Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 Males per day !



Doctor, cut off my dog's tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Cos my mother-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.



Joan, the town gossip, recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic,
because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar.
George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck
in front of her house and left it there overnight.

A women's prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

Bad belle mummy!

Should have been, "You've got E-Male"

Such is life.

nice jokes

An elderly man who had serious hearing problems, visited his doctor, who fitted him with hearing aids, which worked 100%.

A month later, the old man visited his doctor again, who told him that his relatives would have been very happy that he could hear again.

The old man replied that he had not yet told them, as he spends time secretly listening to their conversations, and that he had changed his will three times!

Will you allow?

Seriously consider that it could be daily use of pit toilett. The fumes could be dangerous if not damaging!