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Autos / Benz Ml350 Tokunbo Jeep by Pogistega(m): 9:29am On Jul 19, 2013
FOR SALE IN BENIN. V6, NAVY BLUE, MANUAL TRANSMISSION,1.2m NET.
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Properties / Re: 5 Bedroom Duplex Ugently Needed For Rent (benin City) by Pogistega(m): 1:27am On Feb 05, 2013
It should be located around Ekenwan Road or its environs. Please call or flash or text 08023411600
Phones / Re: Please Help Unlock Mtn Modem by Pogistega(m): 10:34pm On Aug 08, 2011
Thanks.
Phones / Please Help Unlock Mtn Modem by Pogistega(m): 6:37pm On Aug 08, 2011
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Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Pogistega(m): 1:14pm On Jul 11, 2011
I need help please, to unlock my GLO Modem
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Thanks
Jokes Etc / Re: Real Funny. by Pogistega(m): 8:38am On Feb 26, 2011
It is funny.
Jokes Etc / Re: How Talibans Make Love to Their Women by Pogistega(m): 7:00pm On Feb 25, 2011
Really funny
Jokes Etc / Re: Amazing Story by Pogistega(m): 6:58pm On Feb 25, 2011
Good
Jokes Etc / Re: A Businessman And A Beautiful Girl by Pogistega(m): 6:56pm On Feb 25, 2011
What do you mean by waffi girl? She must be an Ijebu girl.
Jokes Etc / Re: Belligerent Drunk Man ( Very Funny ) by Pogistega(m): 6:48pm On Feb 25, 2011
This drunk man should be the same person in the joke 'The Taste Test'. Excellent joke.
Jokes Etc / Re: Speechless by Pogistega(m): 6:35pm On Feb 25, 2011
I beg shift make I see the joke
Jokes Etc / Re: Lmao by Pogistega(m): 6:34pm On Feb 25, 2011
Actually it is monkey business to have such an animal under your arm abroad.
Jokes Etc / Re: Wise Boi by Pogistega(m): 6:25pm On Feb 25, 2011
Stuff for little kids
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Pastors by Pogistega(m): 6:22pm On Feb 25, 2011
Very funny.
Jokes Etc / Re: Haircut Joke by Pogistega(m): 6:16pm On Feb 25, 2011
A good lesson
Jokes Etc / Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Pogistega(m): 6:25am On Feb 18, 2011
Not bad
Jokes Etc / Re: Naughty Joke! by Pogistega(m): 6:22am On Feb 18, 2011
crazy people. tom was smarter because he had no vag.ina in the first place.
Jokes Etc / Re: Gosh!racist Again! by Pogistega(m): 4:49pm On Feb 17, 2011
Great jokes, black coffee inclusive
Jokes Etc / Re: Gosh!racist Again! by Pogistega(m): 4:47pm On Feb 17, 2011
Great jokes, black coffee inclusive.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies Stop Cheating by Pogistega(m): 4:44pm On Feb 17, 2011
This is very serious, but they should have shaved of all the long hair on their heads, to prevent hiding of exhibits there.
Jokes Etc / Re: Extra Office Work by Pogistega(m): 4:37pm On Feb 17, 2011
fine Refer to 9 words women use
Jokes Etc / Re: Unwanted Guests by Pogistega(m): 4:30pm On Feb 17, 2011
Crafty man.
Jokes Etc / See Pix Of Comptia by Pogistega(m): 12:10pm On Feb 17, 2011
Recent photograph:

Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Ugliest Dude In Nairaland by Pogistega(m): 12:08pm On Feb 17, 2011
See picture of Comptia

Jokes Etc / Kids by Pogistega(m): 11:59am On Feb 17, 2011
You spend the first 2 years teacing them to walk.
You spen the next 16 years telling them to sit in one place.
Jokes Etc / Seventeenth Chapter by Pogistega(m): 3:42pm On Feb 15, 2011
The sunday school teacher, at closing, told the children that she would be teaching about liars next week.
So she asked them to read Luke 17 in preparation for the class.
The following week, she asked those who read the passage to come forward.
About half of the class came forward. She asked the rest of the class to leave, as the day's teaching was for the liars who claimed to have read a non existent 17 chapter.
Jokes Etc / Re: Urhobo Dog by Pogistega(m): 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2011
Refreshing joke
Jokes Etc / Re: Just Too Hilarious! by Pogistega(m): 7:45pm On Feb 12, 2011
I give you 49%
Jokes Etc / Re: The Cruel Boss by Pogistega(m): 7:40pm On Feb 12, 2011
Very dry modified and irritating joke?
Jokes Etc / Re: Funeral Procession by Pogistega(m): 7:36pm On Feb 12, 2011
Efemena_xy:

hmm - Interesting (I think. . .)
Yes, it was his wife of 35 years that was being carried in the funeral procession. cry
Jokes Etc / Some Copied Jokes by Pogistega(m): 10:53am On Feb 09, 2011
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool."
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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."
Jokes Etc / Re: Val Joke by Pogistega(m): 10:45am On Feb 09, 2011
That was a smart girl cool

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