parislomo:

hmmmmmm. . . Cele goes ALLELUIA; while C&S goes: AYO NI O.
Maybe you should modify joke.

Thanks for the correction.

A Yoruba couple who attended a night party, later retired to a spare room and had to make do with an iron spring bed which their host could provide.

The randy husband, who is usually Hot after a few bottles, started to make love to his wife who was not comfortable as her head was scrapping the edge of the iron bed.

So she started crying, "Ori mi nkorin, Ori mi nkorin, Ori mi nkorin, etc". Her husband misinterpreted it to mean that she was excited, so he intensified his action.

When he was through, he saw blood on the back of his wife's head, wounded by the iron bed, and asked her why she did not raise alarm, and she replied that she had been crying, "Ori mi nkorin".

All the husband could say was that, that phrase was not acceptable during sexx.

A driver collided with another car from behind at Ojota bus-stop. He got down to see the damage he caused and saw a "cele" sticker behind the car.

So he greeted, "AYO NI O".  The other guy replied, "Ayo ka yo ni o. O ma tun motor mi se!" ;

Serves them right

The daft ones wont catch the joke.

New and interesting

Not bad

Ha ha ha. Funny?

Yes. You have been screwed.

On behalf of NL, very funny.

Little devil

Joke is manageable

Time wasting

No comment

Does not make sense

A desperate housewife will kill you ooo

I know a single man of 55 years (honest), and he has no child yet. Is he suitable for you? Though I cannot say if he fits 100% of your requirements.

big head:

so faky and boring

Yes. Its boring but you don't have to prove that you really are a big head

You don't have to be nasty to posts that don't amuse you. Nobody send you go cafe to browse.

Your private part stinkkkkkkkkkkkkks

Abbey_city:

""Female searching for Female friend"" I smell "RAT" here

You consistently prove that you have a grossly dirty mind.

Not bad

Dryest joke so far.

She sounds more like a body guard or even a charperone