mama-gee If you are opportuned to take a closer look at any particular couple in question, you will discover that their sex life is explosive, which points to the fact that, it's not only a woman's beauty that's considered in marriage, but much more.

Sugar PP I sincerely hope you're not datf. I repeat, I don't subscribe to the issuies on ground. The focus should be on the reaction of the women. period.

I will tell another story to support the fact that a women's reaction, in extreme issues is vitally important. You can't fight fire with fire. A husband told his wife that he was bringing home another wife by the end of the month. The woman ran to her pastor and reported the matter, and subsequently asked for advice. The pastor told her to raise money and prepare a feast, to welcome the new wife. She responded that it was not a joking matter. The pastor instructed her to buy wine, prepare fried chicken, salad, fried rice, etc, and cautioned her to be civil to the new woman. With a heavy heart, she did as she was told. On that fateful day, after the new wife's arrival, she spread out the feast, and the three of them sat down to eat. She was the perfect hostess. She offered more wine and food to the guest, silently cursing that the wine and food should choke her. With the lunch over, the hostess started clearing the dishes and was assisted by the guest. As the new wife entered the kitchen, she fell on her knees and cried that she never expected such kindness from her. She begged for forgiveness, saying that she was sorry for trying to break her home, and vowed never to return to that house. She came out of the kitchen to the sitting room, picked up her bags and made for the door. The man was startled and demanded to know what was going on, and she replied that he was a wicked man, and that she was sure that when she attains the age of his wife, he would also bring in another wife. She left immediately. The man ran to the kitchen and accused his wife for involvement in the departure of his guest, of which she responded that all she did was to welcome her.
I really hope that you women will learn something from this story.

Odunnu, your comment tops it all!

I do not subscribe to the beastly man's attitude, but only wanted to guide the women on the proper way to react in extreem situations. The point is, fire cannot fight fire.

Before I commence, I must "tell" a short story.
A young Christian wife organized a crusade, and as she was about to leave the house for church, her husband gave a directive that she was not to leave the house. She pleaded with her husband that she was the main organizer, and that her absence would portray her n a very bad light, and more so that the crusade was just between 6 - 8pm, but her husband was adamant. She left for church all the same. When she returned around 8.15pm, her husband had locked up the houses. All her knocks and calls were fruitless. She finally resigned herself to the floor by the back door, troughout the cold mosquito-filled night. In the morning, her husband, nonchalantly opened the door (as if to say that, same fate awaits you today). As the woman came in she said, "morning dear, what do you want me to prepare for you before you go to work". The man stopped in his tracks. He was expecting fire from his wife, not this. The woman reached him and put her arm around his shoulder lovingly, leaning slightly on him, and repeated, "what would you like to eat this morning". When the man turned to face his wife, tears sprang into his eyes, and the reality of what he had done hit him like a stone. He cried, "I locked you out? I don't know what came me! Please forgive me!". The woman replied that she should be the one apologising as she refused to follow his instruction, but the man replied that he knew when she returned, but intentionally refused to yield to her calls, and pleaded for forgiveness.
The lessons to be learnt:
1. For several weeks to come, after that incident, the man appreciated his wife anew, and, on many occasions, when returning from work, bought gifts for her.
2. The following sunday after that incident, for the first time since their marriage, accompanied his wife to church.
If you were the woman that was locked out, what would have been your reaction? I'm sure you would have released a good hiss, first.

Three plane crash survivors were captured by head-hunters, who agreed not to kill them, if only they could do all that they were asked, else, they would be killed. Each were asked to collect ten fruits of a kind, of their choice. The first man arrived with ten oranges. He was now requested to insert all ten oranges into his anus, without batting an eyelid. He started crying as he was inserting the second orange, and he was instantly put to death. The second man arrived with ten limes. As he was about to insert the tenth lime, he suddenly started laughing, and he was also put to death. Later when both men met in heaven, the first man asked why he laughed, just when he was about to be free. The second man replied that he just could not help himself, as he saw the third man coming in with pineapples!

The door bell rang as a lady came out of the bathroom. She quickly wrapped a towel around her body and ran to the door, and saw John, their next door neighbour. He asked to drop her towel for a few seconds for N10,000. She though for a few moments and dropped the towel. After sighting her body, he gave her the N10,000 and left. As she came into the room, her husband asked her who rang the bell, and she replied that it was John. He then ask her if John said anything about the N10,000 he was owing him.

A Priest, on his way to the monastry, gave to a lift to a Nun. After a while, the Nun crossed her legs, thereby exposing a hot thigh. As the Priest saw her thigh, he nearly lost control of the car. After he had got hold of himself, he reached out and placed a hand on the thigh. After a few seconds, the Nun said, "Remember Psalm so-and-so" (I've forgotten), and the Priest withdrew his hand, only to place it there again, as the Nun failed to cover her thigh. The Nun, again repeated her reference to the Psalms. The Priest withdrew his hand and apologised, saying, "I'm sorry, but the flesh is weak". In a short while, they got to the monastry, and the Nun got down with a heavy sigh, while the Priest rushed to his quarters to chech out the bible verse which said, "Seek further till you find glory".

There is a general misconception that men are not straightforward. When a man meets a woman for the very first time, the initial desires of the man is purely sexual, but as both relate in time, that initial desire for only sexual satisfaction, could grow into respect for the woman in question, and a new desire for settling down with the woman. On the other hand, if a woman presents herself as a fun seeking” type, always interested in self, the man has no choice than to play along, as much as he can accommodate her selfish desires, and finally, tactfully disengage from the relationship. From starters, a woman has to "market" herself, to be seen as a "marriage material". I will give examples on how a woman can "market" herself. First impressions matter a lot, so on your very first date with the man, who probably has an intention to bed you quickly; you must surprise him by thwarting his efforts to impress you. E.g, at a fast food joint, reject the chicken, and insist that its too expensive, but opt for something like a saucesage or doughnut with a bottle of soft drink. Tell me, can a man who spent only about N200 have the effrontery to suggest a guesthouse? As you are about to depart from that first date, and he says, “let me give you some transport”, don’t stand there stupidly as he dips his hand into his pocket. You are to respond immediately, “Oh please don’t bother, I have enough transport with me”. By these actions, you would have gained some respect, as you have “marketed” yourself. He on the other hand, will come to a new realization different from his first assessment.

Not bad.

I know that most women would not agree to my theory, but I did omit the fact that men would have to do the chasing. Its not as if the woman presents herself on a golden platter.

Women are the originators of every romantic relationship they enter into with the opposite sex.
There is a posture and manner, in which an unmarried lady would carry herself in public, that, men would rarely approach her.
On the other hand, there is also a posture and manner, in which a married lady would carry herself in public, yet, men would confidently approach her.
There is something called body language, that sends out signals of sexual desires in the heart, to the opposite sex.
For example, sometimes, one discovers that he/she instantly dislikes a person being met for the very first time, while, in other instances, the opposite could be the case (of instantly liking someone being met for the very first time).
In each of those two instances, body language takes place, in which a receptive man/woman correctly understands the silent message being passed. If a lady meets a man whom she secretly admires, her body unconsciously sends an instant message to the man in question.
In essence, it is the woman, and not the man, who institutes a relationship.

It's not real

An old man said to a Faith Healer, "Can you give me an erection?"
Faith Healer replied, "I can make the blind to see. I can make the lame to walk. I can cure cancer, but I'm sorry, I cannot raise the dead".

* Men are like commercials, you can't believe a word they say.
* Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Men are like pop corn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

Three boys were introduced to a girl.
The first said, "Hi, I'm Peter, but not a saint".
The second said, "Hi, I'm Paul, but not a Pope".
The thrid said, "Hi, I'm John, but not a Baptist".
The girl said, "Hi, I'm Mary, but not a virgin".

Boy 1: Why did you run away from the naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mum said if I look at a naked lady my body will turn to stone, and a part of my body was already turning hard.

What do an xmas tree and a Priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration!

I totally agree with you.

A young girl living with her grandmother was rounded-up by Policemen, in an area where she was hooking with other prostitutes. The girls were lined up on the street for questioning. Along came her grandmother, who demanded to know what she was doing there. She told her grandmother they were asked to queue for free oranges. The old lady immediately joined the end of the queue as she was wanted some oranges. A the Police officer reached her place, he was confused and said, "You are so old. How do you do it"? She replied, "Very simple. I remove my dentures and suck them dry".

What's the height of stupidity?
Two bald men fighting for a comb!