A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said, "We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home.

She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays.

Critics pls keep off

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."

The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

Kunbee, pls don't tell me its stale

A man and a friend are playing golf. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the golf course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married for 35 years."

What is the height of stupidity?
Two bald men fighting for a comb!

When do you stop at green and go at see?



When eating a water melon

kiss

Caress

A macho man is confident anytime, especially among women.

It is sheer foolishness that makes a man to seek virginity. some men go to the extent of getting one from the village.
When Mrs Virgin gets wise, hmmm, she be worse than those in a brothel.
I recently counselled a 26 year old female virgin on the disadvantages of declaring her status to men.

I am sorry, i meant scared, afraid, tongue tied

The truth is that he fancies you, but is sacred to start a conversation, and instead plays macho.

ok

KUNBEE we need to talk pls

Yes. Are you as hungry as I am for Kunbee?

Sound doctor

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Very interesting.

Kunbee, that's impersonation!!!

I shall prepare a warrant.

Kunbee, your new pix did you justice.

There is an application which comes with Adobe Reader. Its called Adobe Distiller.

All you have to do when you open Distiller, is to specify the source file (to be converted), and the destination file. Then run it.

Very Stale and modified

As a chronic critic, you ought to be able to do far better than that.

Good for you, HASS HOLE

Readers who are daft and dense, should not bother reading my posts.

Instead of studio, sting, etc, exposing themselves as myopic, it would have been better they remained silent.

They only end up drawing contempt for themselves.

Kunbee:

So sad

Interesting. Very interesting.

So I made you sad.

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

gidson 12 I guess, the cause of your frustration is that you are under-sexed.

Go find yourself a woman.

Only the highly intelligent would get the gist of the joke, that is anchored in the last line.

"Looks like someone saw you coming" is an idomatic expression which simply means that "You were cheated" (for paying $100 for a camera).

But the phrase was mistaken by the Pope to mean that he was seen ("coming": ejaculating in his toilet.

You blew it.

More funny pictures. Posters of "stale", keep off, please.

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