₦airaland Forum

Is he contesting for president? Why can't Mumunmadu Buhari tell us how?

So the master finally picks a slave, as expected!

Time to change my signature!

At 72, a man that should be reminiscing life with pleasurable nostalgia is rather fantasying hallucinating on how to become again president, urged on by fellow aged men, and dubious fellows.

To wish you happy birthday is to betray same follies as those who surround. I will say to you:


Dear General Buhari, you are not the change we need, you are a sad reminder of our failed past. You never offered anything then, nor will you offer now in your frail state! As you did to others in the past, so may you reap!

PointB.

PriceOfGarri:
The magician general said he would stabilize the oil market once elected!

Hahahahahah
How clueless can one become? He even said it on national TV.

And he's going to fix the economy with Navy, Airforce, Army! Isn't that the acme of clueless?

WhiteTechnology:
Tinubu is a saint


Fashola an angel


Buhari the incorruptible




The plan of Nigeria internal colonialists (Hausa Fulani Yoruba )


See their plan below

Hausa-Fulani = 2015-2023

Yoruba = 2023-2031




GEJ till 2019

As if you know them. Yoruba are not ready to vote any ticket with a Yoruba man on it. Sly bigots, pathetic ethnicists masquerading as progressives. That what most of them on Nairaland are! That's what they support Tinubu Buhari, in the hope they get a VP ticket!

Even though it's photoshopped, He's done injustice to a revered attire!

Epic fail!

A gentle reminder.

What does it profit Ameachi to spend his state money on Tinubu, only to suffer rejection.

Ameachi, ntoooor!

Firefire:
[size=18pt]Congrats Osinbajo, you are now joining the list of Former VP Aspirant in Nigeria.

Goodluck to you.[/size]

Wicked!

ebdib:
Bros.
Okupe messed up.
No point sugar coating it.
That was a rather tasteless analogy.

Actually he didn't.

In every family, there is always that fellow whose is responsible for the welfare of others. This individual is expected to be the breadwinner, provide emotional and physical support, and get blamed when anything goes wrong. Such person who carries the burden of all and sundry in that set-up can be liken as Jesus in that setting. In saying that GEJ carries the burden of every citizen of Nigeria just as Jesus Christ carried that of the Jewish people, and the world at large, Okupe is on point!

But of course there are folks who sees this comparison in a different way, but it's doesn't detract from Okupe's analogy! Every one has someone who is like Jesus to them on several basis.

emiraty:
You shouldn't care,dear. But mark my words,I don't know you but your life is cursed.in future you will know

Lol,
The one blessed by the Almighty can never be cursed, if in doubt ask Balaam. I didn't know you are a follower of mohammed, but the truth remain. Both Mohammed, Buhari, and perharps you won't mind using terror tactics to achieve your aims. Buhari is the accursed one bros, and you if you care to join him in braying for blood like Mohammed.

If you are so pained by my post, go and take a dive in crude oil, bigot.

Again if GEJ is likened to Jesus, I liken Buhari to Mohammed, as they both advocate shedding of blood. Eat your heart out with your meaningless curse! Cos you are the first beneficiary of your own curse! hehehehehehe

emiraty:
You are a stupid useless cursed soul.may you never see progress inm your life

How dare you?how dare get on piblic forum to incite evil?.

We are all rubbing minds and interpreting doyin's devilish comparism and you chose to attack muslims?

Be careful how u go about displaying your ignorance don't think good christians will stand by you . You are not even a christian. You are an idol worshipper

For the avoidance of doubt,

If GEJ is compared to Jesus, Buhari can be compared to Mohammed. Braying for blood is a common denominator for those two. Now you can rant again. Like I care what you think!

The dogs even have ranks - privates and lance corporals.
Na wa oo. Do they get special feeding and housing depending on their rank? Just curious.

Good one nonetheless.

Lol,

I thought Soyinka is always the hunter (pardon the pun), why is he now been hunted by Obasanjo.

'Guinea fowl hunter' indeed, Obj badt gan!

Interesting analogy.

If I may extrapolate, I would say Buhari is like Mohammed, always braying for blood!

obailala:
In your typical Nigerian depraved mind, your definition of a good thinker who planned his retirement is someone who owns houses in all cities of the world and has billions littered in his account right?... Have you ever thought of the possibility of a person preferring a modest life?

Who told you he does not own the house he presently lives in?... Who told you he doesn't have just enough money to feed himself and cater for his family?... Isn't it strange that we as Nigerians (and by extension all Africans) have the worst set of yardsticks we use to measure success and yet we wonder why Africa still remains the dark continent?

African is dark a continent because of people like you! Seriously, where have you been all this while buhari incorrigibility has been based on his "I have no house in Abuja" and "I have no money" stories.

Was it not the same Buhari who famously stated that "Abacha was not corrupt!" If people are measured by the utterance, deeds, and body language, then the one who toppled democratically elected government, cleared Abacha of corruption, has no business seeking democratic leadership, or masquerading as incorrigible.

He who comes to equity must come with clean hands!

Because Buhari is as clueless as they come, you can see several of his fan opening threads to make plans for him. A man who couldn't plan his retirement, has no meaningful source of income, has no house, and has no money at his age, in incapable of thinking.

Buhari has no plan, because he can't think through policies, he's hoping his VP will provide him with plans and leadership.

ghost1718:
yeah dude ur right

but somebody got to tell that boy the truth even the Abokis are even contributing more than yorubas self GO to alaba alagor and see for urself

Perhaps it's the truth, but this truth appears of no consequence. If there is crisis in Nigeria today, and we all had to go back to our 'village', will we all have a place to sleep and food to eat, for how long? That's the question our people doing business outside Alaigbo should be answering. Not how much money they are making. Forward thinking...

ghost1718:
dont lie tell the truth.......... The revenue international trade fair complex alone generate for lagos state can tell that ur lying .......... Not to talk OF ALABA Market and others. yoruba people are known to be educated to own an oil company while igbos are known to do biz, so tell me.......... So compare the revenue OF oil company and markets and tell me who is doing Good for ur land ??not to talk OF the ones we are paying to ur jobless Aboro..

So dude think befor u talk .......... We are interesting big in lagos states even oga fashola Can see the work at lakki

Consider investing a huge chunk of that revenue to improving Alaigbo, that's what we should be saying. Let's stop bragging of how much we make in Lagos, but rather how much of these money is invested back home.

mrvitalis:
igbos i think the faster we come back to develop our home land the faster all this insult will stop

Are you still thinking about it? Better starting doing it. You can start by getting your plot of land, and starting your building project; either for residential or commercial activity. My people say "you don't tell the man who ate pepper to drink water", it should come naturally.

pacesetter939:
You are living in delusion, OP as Buhari has a large pool of supporters against your wish and I'm one of such people who believe in[b] his vision and dreams for Nigeria.[/b]

Can you give us quotes from Buhari himself where he articulated such vision and dream, and road-map for reaching it?

Abeg what is Janjawiids? Or you mean supporter of APC?

A waste of resources.

Horses are not properly adapted to the tropics. Tse-tse flies will be the biggest threat against these poor animals.

As earlier mentioned by a poster, (power) bike is a much better option.

allcomage:
Why should they send tanks and uzzi? Any country sent to them? Are they not defeating their numerous enemies? Have tanks and guns finished in the arms market? Have you heard of boko haram and isis illegal organizations begging for ammunition? Why should Nigeria,a legitimate country be in quandary on how to produce weapons?is Cameroun not crushing bh when they strayed?didn't you see uhuru Kenyatta small boy talking tough and dismissing minister and fighting al shabab? What a shame! We simply lack leaders with balls.

Yes the US do send weapons and other aids to Israel, read! Terrorism and Islamic militancy is a a global problem as acknowledge by the Isreali Prime Ministers, and since no one is an Island, getting assistance from those who actually know how to combat these challenge is never a bad idea. Besides, there is nothing to suggest we wont pay if asked. All those countries you refer to will never refuse aids when offered. In any case, I doubt if you have any iota of idea what they do in the background to get weapons!

Dear Nethanyahu,

Thank you for your concern. Indeed we face same kind of cowardly enemies who seek to harm unarmed civilians.
Do note that we could do with Merkava tanks, assault rifles, and other weapons of carnal warfare.

Please do strive to send these as a gesture of your support.


Sincerely,

Concerned Nigerians

I was taught by my parent to always use the gate and front-door, scaling fences to gain entrance to a property is usually associated with vagabonds, area-boys, and thieves. So did my good parent teach me.

What is Prof talking about? Is he aware there are impressionable youth listening to him? How could he glorify rascally bahaviour? Indeed his deep association with APC is clouding his judgement. The mighty has indeed fallen!

seanet02:
He is now senile? Ibo people and ungrateful attitude.

Bigot. Say whatever you like, senility is usually sign of old age. I reckon folks like you think Soyinka is a god, ageless, immortal, and infallible. That's classic bigotry.

Soyinka is flesh and blood, and susceptible to the limitation, and frailty of flesh. You can take that to the bank!!

Oduduwaboy:
Someday you will also grow old and senile and begin to wag your tongue too in one forsaken & forgotten republic ( because Nigeria would have ceased existing by then due to the antics of GEJ ).

When I do, I hope I am not taken too seriously, and I hope to be called to order. Senility and old age are usually mutually inclusive.

I hope he (Rochas) win the APC primaries. At least that will get him out of Imo State House. His APC politics has never favoured Imolites. Maybe he'll do better at national level.

seanet02:
When he spent 2 years in jail for biafra he was not talking nonsense

He's not infallible; he can't be right all the time. I think he's now senile.

You know old men like to wag their tongues, just like obasanjo is doing lately!

They are gradually getting back to their senses. I wonder who the slowpoke was who even muted impeachment of the president, when election is just about two months away. Only the lowliest of morons will conjure up such inanities, only in Nigeria.


Is it only impeach, how about impair and impale? Nonsense!!