₦airaland Forum

oluwaisaac:
Grand creativity...at its peak, I must confess. This has restored my faith in the literal prowess of the Nigerian youth! Meanwhile, God bless President Buhari, Amen.

Beremx:
I disagree sha. More names are still coming so no cause for alarm. the only humiliation for him is that his candidate might not be chosen.

faithfulme:
I AM EDUCATED ILLITERATE

17 Amec the swift, son Chyi is another vile banner man of Alliance of Protected Crooks. He it was who took from his kinsmen treasury and gave several bags of cowries to the cause of King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer wherefore Bubu became king.

knightsTempler:
Along came PointB and he delivers a masterpiece again as we've always known him to do.

Bravo nwanee!

warrior01:
Let me quote my bro PointB
"18 And in those days, She-cow, who led the purveyors of terror and tormentor of the people who ravaged the land and slaughter the people, addressed the people saying, “I am She-cow the terror; the one who was, the one who is, and the one who is to come. News of my death is a lie told to deceive you King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer and his Warload. By Hallah, you shall serve my god or become my slave, or I shall annihilate you.”

19 Now the commander of King Bubu men of war is a fearsome Warlord. He is called Bura the snake charmer, son of Tyia. When Bura, the snake charmer, son of Tyia, heard the word of She-cow, he flipped his cloths, push his chest up and down to show his muscles and mass of flesh. “She-cow and his band of brigands are noise-makers and cowards,” he declared, “I shall crush him, and all who stand with him.”

20 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men ran around the city seven times, so that the people may know that they are strong and many in number.

21 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men fell upon the tents and encampments of She-cow, and slew many who follow him.

22 She-cow fled with some of his men and hid among the people who are allied to his cause. Thereupon, She-cow and his band of brigands continue to ravage the land, plunder, maim and kill and disappear among the people who are allied to his cause".

16 Now there are other vile men in Alliance of Protected Crooks including Fanshi the son Olar who among others used several bags of cowries, much more than usual, to dig well for water in his official abode, and several more bag of cowries, again much more than usual, to tell the world what he did!

23 And the wandering shepherds and tribesmen of King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer, who had forge unholy alliance with She-cow and his band of brigands, invaded the fields of a retired Chief Scribe – Fala, the son of Aye in the land of Yoruga, who had allied with King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer. Thereupon, these wandering shepherds laid waste to his fields, and destroy his crops. They took Fala, the son of Aye captive for several days and would not let home go until several bags of cowries in ransom had been paid. And they warn him sternly not to speak about them least they will come again for him!

PedroJP:
i tire oo. Who no like better thing ?


God bless u bro, more power to u.

PedroJP:
Dis got me laffin real hard

ionsman:
I am an idiot? I always make useless statement

18 And in those days, She-cow, who led the purveyors of terror and tormentor of the people who ravaged the land and slaughter the people, addressed the people saying, “I am She-cow the terror; the one who was, the one who is, and the one who is to come. News of my death is a lie told to deceive you by King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer and his Warlords. By Hallah, you shall serve my god or become my slave, or I shall annihilate you.”

19 Now the commander of King Bubu men of war is a fearsome Warlord. He is called Bura the snake charmer, son of Tyia. When Bura, the snake charmer, son of Tyia, heard the word of She-cow, he flipped his cloths, push his chest up and down to show his muscles and mass of flesh. “She-cow and his band of brigands are noise-makers and cowards,” he declared, “I shall crush him, and all who stand with him.”

20 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men ran around the city seven times, so that the people may know that they are strong and many in number.

21 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men fell upon the tents and encampments of She-cow, and slew many who follow him.

22 She-cow fled with some of his men and hid among the people who are allied to his cause. Thereupon, She-cow and his band of brigands continue to ravage the land, plunder, maim and kill and disappear among the people who are allied to his cause.

18 And in those days, She-cow, who led the purveyors of terror and tormentor of the people who ravaged the land and slaughter the people, addressed the people saying, “I am She-cow the terror; the one who was, the one who is, and the one who is to come. News of my death is a lie told to deceive you by King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer and his Warlords. By Hallah, you shall serve my god or become my slave, or I shall annihilate you.”

19 Now the commander of King Bubu men of war is a fearsome Warlord. He is called Bura the snake charmer, son of Tyia. When Bura, the snake charmer, son of Tyia, heard the word of She-cow, he flipped his cloths, push his chest up and down to show his muscles and mass of flesh. “She-cow and his band of brigands are noise-makers and cowards,” he declared, “I shall crush him, and all who stand with him.”

20 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men ran around the city seven times, so that the people may know that they are strong and many in number.

21 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men fell upon the tents and encampments of She-cow, and slew many who follow him.

22 She-cow fled with some of his men and hid among the people who are allied to his cause. Thereupon, She-cow and his band of brigands continue to ravage the land, plunder, maim and kill and disappear among the people who are allied to his cause.

Whynotthetruth:
More blessings bro

warrior01:
Please @ PointB, are we allowed to share with acknowledgements?

EMANY01:
NO make me us vex ooooh.
Why you dey waste valuable creative time answering f00lish posts?
Abeg go back to the library and don't come back unless its to post an update jorr.

DaBullIT:
just looking for a way to defend yourself, your post is irrational

EMANY01:
And the tales continue. lols
It is a good thing i was done with work when i read this , i laughed until tears flowed, my colleagues came to read and the office was thrown into a violent bouts of howling laughter.
Point B e no go betta for your enemies...

osesology:
If you had published this, you would've made some money. But I think these your assertions are premature. Buhari could still be the best president that we've ever had. Let's give him time

EdCure:
The burden of your partisanship became very conspicuous from the 13th verse. That's where i stopped laughing because it was becoming stale, mundane and boring. It cound'av turned out fantastice if you were able to liberate yourself from it's shackes...but then, not everyone is good at it.
It was detrimental but not totally unimpressing though

DaBullIT:
The acts of King bubu / Acts of Apostles


When you know you won't be proud of something, don't do it , stop denying

DaBullIT:
Telling you marafaka that when you twist the words of the Bible for your own pleasure (something you'll never try with muslims)

Bible provided a special curse for you and the words of God liveth

Beremx:
PointB,is it Rochas you humiliated like that?

Chai! You are wicked sir!




Lalasticlala,I think this thread deserves Fp just for the laughs.

Obiagelli:
The book of lamentations by apostle point the son of B




footnote: Many scholars agreed with the removal and discard of the writings of apostle pointB from the scriptures after the discovery of several gold coins from the disgraced corrupt King Jonah the son of Locki under apostle pointB's death bed. It was concluded that apostle pointB was on the payroll of king jona the son of locki.

Mogidi:
You wanna laugh try and read number 15

15 Roch the sly son of Cha also fly the standard of house of Alliance of Protected Crooks also known APC. He broke ranks with his kinsmen from the land of the Hebro. And when he had returned from the journey to the United World to visit Emperor Omanman, he caused several giant tapestries depicting his handshake with Emperor Omaman, with King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer to be commissioned. Roch the sly son of Cha hung the tapestries in the city square with a message saying, “Behold what I have achieved, the new face of prosperity!”

Mogidi:
Leave partisanship alone joor, I yaff laff my head off.