₦airaland Forum

oluwaisaac:
Point B, I'd recommend you to the producers of the King James Version and the Directors of Spartacus, if I could! Brother, you are good! I'm proud of you....really proud of you. This is a very good satirical, but historical tool! Keep it up.

Hehehe, that's a bold one bros. Thanks all the same.

Buhari said: “We must thank the United States of America for sending training teams and equipment to us. The positive results of our collaboration are evident.

Does the positive result include the twin attacks in Abuja, and the several attacks in Maiduguri, Chibok (agian), and recently Kogi? Or is the positive result the piling dead bodies, sorrows, tears and blood, left by the these blood thirsty insurgents?

Anyone who want to talk about positive results should start by showing us the head of Shekau on a platter, and smiling pictures of our dear Chibok girls!

The duara dullard should try another lie. This one is Dead On Arrival (DOA).

Buhari however, appealed for greater cooperation from the US in securing the Gulf of Guinea through which stolen Nigerian crude oil was shipped abroad.

The president said Nigeria had suffered severe revenue losses from crude oil theft and reinstated his administration’s determination to end the criminal practice.

I see Nigeria don't need international help to combat insurgents any longer, every help is needed now in securing 'crude oil.' Surely, securing the crude oil is now more important than securing the lives of the citizens.

“Structured attacks by the insurgents have reduced and by the end of the year, we should see the final routing of Boko Haram as an organised fighting force.”

I bet we can tell the relatives of those who lost their loved ones in recent attacks that they were not killed by Boko Haram's "structured attacks". I'm very sure it will make sense to them.

In my book, the man who spent over N300M on just two borehole is not only 'Corrupt', but he's a common thief. Fashola is a glorified pen-robber. Only those who can't think for themselves, hype him.

hehehehe
The guy is masturbating...

There is too many simmering hatred all over the place.
Let's just divide this country already so that this 'hosts' and 'guests' tags will assume their proper meaning.

philips70:
I am a compound FOOL.

jelal007:
Daura President? He's smarter than my father and mother combined. Dummy like me.

nduchucks:
What happened to me, nwanne m. I seem angrier than a plantation black American filled with hatred.

Fixed!

Commandoabdul:
you that is intelligent where are you? What this dullard have achieved, i dont think someone in your family has. Becax if there is, you wont call someone that.

So you think this discombobulated trash you posted makes sense? You better get someone to help you make better post!

xwolverine:
Then why are you attacking PMB when he hasn't named all his ministers' portfolio, are you a fortune teller or a prophet to know that none of the nominees would eventually be named the Petroleum minister?

Were you sleeping when the dullard named himself Petroleum Minister? Besides, if I don't attack the President is it your teacher or employer that I should attack for the current state of affairs in Nigeria?

mohdimplez:
because he is already the the COMMANDER-IN- CHIEF OF ARMED FORCES! Kappish!

And whoever is named Petroleum Minister will not report to him 24/7?

inimes:
President Buhari should probe those who typed and presented the document to him for assent. Which Computer device did they use that failed to correct that error?

Is the dullard not supposed to read and check before signing?

If he can't spot this simple mistake, how can he spot obfuscating words deliberately inserted into critical policy document.

Moral of the story: Never put a dullard into sensitive position! The scam is real!

midolian:
So?

Even in the U.S constitution, there are errors, let alone Nigerian ministerial list that was[b] hastily typed and submitted[/b]. [s]The word "Pennsylvania" is spelled with a single "n", "Pensylvania" in the U.S constitution.

Another mistake, though less obvious, is a common one even today: the word "it's" is used in Article 1, Section 10, but the word "its" should have been used.

The most common mistake, at least to modern eyes, is the word "choose", spelled "chuse" several times. This is less a mistake than it is an alternate spelling used at the time. The word is found in the Constitution as both "chuse" and "chusing"....etc
http://www.usconstitution.net/constmiss.html
I guess these errors are the reasons for the economic "backwardness" of the U.S. Today. *laughs*

You guys better look for errors that are powerful enough to increase fuel price, take away food from your table, reduce power supply and increase insurgency... [/s]

Stories for the dullard's cows!

If one page document that took four months to produces is termed 'hastily typed', then I wonder what the dullard was doing all this while, and how long it would take to produce a fifty page policy direction! Looks like this extent of this APC scam is yet to fully manifest. Doom is truly coming...

dustmalik:
My point is, your comment is useless, plain and simple.

To pseudo-intellectuals? Yes!

jaytee01:
And you believe that you sound intelligent?

Do you even know what "Intelligence" means? Or you think you can bandy words around that makes no sense, even to you?

dustmalik:
What has your useless comment got to do with the topic at hand?

If you can't read (the article), why should I help you?

modath:
Try & attack this nominee... I dare you...

You know you can't & therefore resorted to needless abuse & talking off point...

SMH..

Why should I attack someone who hasn't done anything? Is that what you APC e-rats do?

And the duara dullard gleefully appended his signature to this bold (inter)national embarrassment!

Go to school he refused! Now look at the consequence.

Only God know what other mistake this dullard makes in every single decision he takes for the country.

Why didn't he also name himself Defence Minister? Or is the worsening security situation no longer the priority as he pledged during the campaign?

The former Exxon-Mobil manager is expected to become junior oil minister as Buhari wants to keep the oil minister portfolio for himself.

Does the duara dullard need to make himself a Minister before he can oversee the Petroleum Ministry? What's with this anachronistic way of doing things?

BlackTechnology:
To be sincere it is difficult to save , spend and invest if your income is not reasonably OK.


That's why Microfinance banks are encouraged worldwide.

Same way it is difficult for government to increase worker's salary. Government function in similar way to individual. The less they have the less they spend. That's why people try to insulate themselves from government and take their destiny in their own hands. In any case, no matter how much/little you earn, saving 10% will not make much dent in your pocket. It's a matter of discipline.

Act of King Bubu son of Hari: Chapter 2 Verse 10 -12

10 Now the house - Alliance of Protected Crooks also known by their initial - APC, was the most deceitful house in the land and several vile men swell their rank. Their banner has an insignia of broken broom held by a filthy hand.

11 Liar son of Momed speaks for them and he bore false witness against many, and he uttered many lies - great and small to the people of the land. Some believe him, and several others curse him for the lies he told. Lair the son Momed is said to have been born with a lying tongue.

12 He it was who spoke to the people saying, “Lo good people, our great King Bubu the son of Hari body language has improved our power; his body language has done more in six weeks than Jonah the son of Locki did in six years. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad O good people for surely, King Bubu son of Hari’s body language will bring food to our table, oil for our lamps, fix our roads, and defeat all our enemies.”



https://www.nairaland.com/2647257/acts-king-bubu-son-hari


Liar son of Momed is liar of legendary nature. It's not common to meet someone born with a lying tongue.

Act of King Bubu son of Hari: Chapter 2 Verse 10 -12

10 Now the house - Alliance of Protected Crooks also known by their initial - APC, was the most deceitful house in the land and several vile men swell their rank. Their banner has an insignia of broken broom held by a filthy hand.

11 Liar son of Momed speaks for them and he bore false witness against many, and he uttered many lies - great and small to the people of the land. Some believe him, and several others curse him for the lies he told. Lair the son Momed is said to have been born with a lying tongue.

12 He it was who spoke to the people saying “Lo good people, our great King Bubu the son of Hari body language has improved our power; his body language has done more in six weeks than Jonah the son of Locki did in six years. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad O good people for surely, King Bubu son of Hari’s body language will bring food to our table, oil for our lamps, fix our roads, and defeat all our enemies.”



https://www.nairaland.com/2647257/acts-king-bubu-son-hari


Liar son of Momed is liar of legendary nature. It's not common to meet someone born with a lying tongue.

BlackTechnology:
Greetings to all true Igbos

Today I write for posterity sake. That the future may have an idea of how to get better itself

One of our great desire as a people is to build a society similar to that obtainable in developed nations.

Today, I wish to make known an idea capable of transforming Igboland into a First World Society in the midst of retrogressive and conservative societies.

This idea I term " INCOME STIMULATED PROSPERITY "

This idea is all about the positive manipulation of income earnings to stimulate economic prosperity.


It is a known fact that economic prosperity is directly proportional to spending , saving and investing. In other words , the more people spend save and invest , the more prosperity fills the land.


It is a well known fact that increase in income earnings is directly proportional to spending saving and investing. In other words , the more people earn the more they spend save and invest which directly affects positively economic prosperity.



I want to state with fact that , if SE governments can increase salaries without the knowledge of the press, it will help stimulate the economy of the SE.


Yes demand will increase which will lead to temporary inflation in price of goods and services, yet this will be temporary because of the entrepreneur nature of Igbos to tap into profitable ventures which will see supply catching up with demand , thereby driving down prices due to proliferation of new businesses.



If there is a perfect time to further bridge the gap between Igboland and the developed nations, now is the perfect time.

Warning : It must be done secretly without the knowledge of the press to avoid businesses inflating prices outside the forces of genuine demand and supply curve.



God bless SE and SS


Barcanista Carnegiefan

For starters I doubt if any government will increase salaries or do anything of tactical impact without the informing the press. How will they campaign for re-election without without using such gestures as achievement.

Personally, I am student of George Clason (Richest Man in Babylon) philosophy of "PAY YOURSELF FIRST." Everyone who earn income, no matter how small it is, can use the accumulated "One tenth" of his income to build a fortune for himself.

If you get salary increase that's fine, but ultimately what needs to be change is orientation about money. You need to read George Clason's Richest Man in Babylon and recommend it to anyone you wish to help.

23 And the wandering shepherds and tribesmen of King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer, who had forge unholy alliance with She-cow and his band of brigands, invaded the fields of a retired Chief Scribe – Fala, the son of Aye in the land of Yoruga, who had allied with King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer. Thereupon, these wandering shepherds laid waste to his fields, and destroy his crops. They took Fala, the son of Aye captive for several days and would not let home go until several bags of cowries in ransom had been paid. And they warned him sternly not to speak about them least they will come again for him!


Acts of King Bubu
https://www.nairaland.com/2647257/acts-king-bubu-son-hari

I hope they don't come back to trouble the old man again.

Sounds like another hot air from FG as usual.
So much motion, no movement.

Acts of King Bubu Son of Hari, Chapter 2 Verse 26-27


26 When King Bubu the son of Hari saw and heard all these, he was distressed. But he would not name himself Master of War even as She-cow and his brigands continue to kill, maim, pillage and take captives and spoils even close to his palace. Now King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer would not make himself Master of grains, tubers and cattle even as he possess great skill at cattle rearing.

27 But when King Bubu son of Hari saw the abundant milk and honey flowing in lands beyond the big rivers, King Bubu was exceedingly glad. "Lo, I shall appoint myself Master of Milk and Honey. I alone shall decide how the cows are milked and how the honey is shared for I alone is worthy”, he proclaimed.



https://www.nairaland.com/2647257/acts-king-bubu-son-hari

18 And in those days, She-cow, who led the purveyors of terror and tormentor of the people who ravaged the land and slaughter the people, addressed the people saying, “I am She-cow the terror; the one who was, the one who is, and the one who is to come. News of my death is a lie told to deceive you by King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer and his Warlords. By Hallah, you shall serve my god or become my slave, or I shall annihilate you.”

19 Now the commander of King Bubu men of war is a fearsome Warlord. He is called Bura the snake charmer, son of Tyia. When Bura, the snake charmer, son of Tyia, heard the word of She-cow, he flipped his cloths, push his chest up and down to show his muscles and mass of flesh. “She-cow and his band of brigands are noise-makers and cowards,” he declared, “I shall crush him, and all who stand with him.”

20 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men ran around the city seven times, so that the people may know that they are strong and many in number.

21 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men fell upon the tents and encampments of She-cow, and slew many who follow him.

22 She-cow fled with some of his men and hid among the people who are allied to his cause. Thereupon, She-cow and his band of brigands continue to ravage the land, plunder, maim and kill and disappear among the people who are allied to his cause.

Culled from
https://www.nairaland.com/2647257/acts-king-bubu-son-hari


Our army is fast becoming a joke!

I seriously doubt the refrigerator theory. Refrigerator leaks are usually in small quantity over time. Unless the shop in question is Refrigerator repair shop, with leakages from stored refrigerants, the story doesn't add up. Their certainly is devil in the details.

obailala:
...The sworn enemies of change, the same set of people who fought hard to ensure that change was not born, the same people who criticised and ridiculed change from the day he was brought forth into this world up till date, isn't it ironical that it is now these same set of jesters that are hurriedly mourning the death of CHANGE?

But unfortunately for these jesters and henchmen of king Herod, CHANGE is born and CHANGE is here to stay; and there is nothing these lovers of thieves can do about it.

Change bros, is stillborn; change is dead!

28 And when the time had come, King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer unveil #thelist of men whom he had found worthy to serve as Masters over the people.

29 Now these are some of men King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer chose as Master over the people: Amec the sly son of Chyi who looted his kinsmen treasury. Fanshi the son Olar who among others used several bags of cowries, much more than usual, to dig well for water in his official abode, and several more bag of cowries, again much more than usual, to tell the world what he did! Another is, Liar son of Momed who bore false witness against many, and he uttered many lies - great and small to the people of the land.

30 Many were men who wine and dine with King Jonah the Able son of Locki, and some were the vile men from other houses who had sought safety under the banner and fold of Alliance of Protected Crooks known by the initial APC.

31 And when the people saw #thelist, there was loud outcry and gnashing of teeth in the land, and several people rented their clothes and put ashes on their foreheads to mourn the death of change! And they asked one another in loud groan, "What manner of change is this?"