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Hmmmmm in MY CASE. THERE IS THIS GIRL THAT HAS BEEN MY FRIEND FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS, SHE WILL ONLY ALLOW ME TO handle HER BOOBS AND JUST TOUCH HER TILL SHE COMES. SO ONE DAY SHE RUSH INTO MY ROOM AND WAS HEY THANK GOD YOU ARE HOME BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND I THINK I'M IN THE MOOD FOR SOME REAL LOVE MAKING. I SAID OK OOOO BEFORE RUSH TO THE BARTHROOM COME OUT SHE TYING JUST WRAPPER AND VERY LOOSLY TOO SO I GOT DOWN FOR THE BISSNESS. AND AS A BREAST MAN I RUSHED TO GRAB A HANDFULL BEFORE STUFFING THE RIGHT ONE INTO MY MOUTH BUT SHUO SOMETIME DOES NOT FEEL RIGHT SO I PAUSED MY LIPS IN FRONT OF THE VERY SWOOLEN MEETING. THE THING FEEL SOFTER THAN IT USED. TO BE. I JUST GOT UP AND LOCK UP MY FACE. TO CUT IT SHOT AT IT HAPPENED THAT SHE WANT TO PIN A FORIEGN PRREGNANCY ON ME......

Can your drones carry bombs

So as the president no get belle, why im head no correct.?

Una sure say this world never expire.?

I can Scratch. Oooo

LawrenceHUB:
I is to think that this girl is south African.


See has their forehead.







See my signature 1st.

hmmmmm your smart I know the south Africans by their forehead

Ranchhoddas:
How people can believe this is real is beyond me.

no bi yeye people full here.?

Biglittlelois:
Apt, they are just obsessed especially on here, body shaming Nigerian ladies is already a norm, they can't breath without typing one or two negative words, it''s really sad if these are the type of upcoming, soon-to-be-men we have, really sad.

Yes dear. You see there are too many misinformed kids with malfunctioned mind in nairaland but its a case of todays reality were small boys see ladies only but as sex objects. Too baad

lefulefu:
when it comes to obesity its foreign ladies who take the cake.if u see the oyibo mamas wey some our guys dey carry come home during festivity period omo if u c some of dem u will know dis one na real fatness.

The haters of nigeria girls wont see that

I truely do not understand these people because the last time I checked, the world ugliest woman is not a nigerian, the fattest is not, the one with with widest vg is not from Nigeria the one with the wateryiest vg the ones with the highest risk of getting std when slept with, without condom are not nigerian, the foreign ladies especialy the whites hold most of these records but some people with heads over saturated with mumulity are are still misyarnig. For me its nigerian females, old, young, fatt, slim classy, classless, I just dont care for as long as you are good in bedmatics and very intelligent.

Sam0:
Na wa oo see pot calling kettle black

hmmmmm you got it wrong on this case. THIS one is chacoal calling fairly used pot black

This thing is getting serious

Bitdon:
Once money is involve, girls doesn't care if you have 30 wives. What a shame. I don't believe Chioma will ever be happy marrying Davido.

hmmmmm yee she wont
Learning to cook ofe nmanu is easier than than leaving ofe onugbu, ofe ora. Could you believe that even doncan mighty. Na once he ate ofe nsala with davido, you know the rest if you are current with nigeria music.

grayht:
Old story

teach me to make that Money on your signature.
Check my signature and call me

Your nafdac number nko?

50

I will choose the one that is close to her ancestors. Such ladies will never turn olosho or oloshi

A very confident man. I love this

ugandalady:
actually that is not yam. that is some starchy crop which does not exist in nigeria.

anyway, you need to buy a baking machine first,

ok oooo maybe when next you are in Nigeria we compare the tubers of uganda and nigeria including the tubers that live inside the trousers. And as for buying baking marching for a nameless but satanic Ugandan tuber, noooooo

ugandalady:
they are baked, taste times better than those boiled ones in your country.

hmmmmm again, baked yam better than well cooked yam abi? I said it that the yam must be satanic. God forbid bad thing

ugandalady:
my pathetic, or i should say frugal lunch.

the yam. but not the african style. if you know where this type of yam is from, you will guess my nationality.

it is said, to eat more yam , your vagina will be elastic. so i need to keep this regimen.

hmmmmm even the yams look satanic

Forced marriage, I guess

RIP nice woman but my question is. Why lagos and not in delter state where Kimono come from

Hmmmmm

ontarioissauga:
Litter means dog children.

thank you, but that mistake was typographical and not intentional, but by 'dog children' do you mean puppies?

I dont like prophets who pray with coconut and other fatish objects and items. Meanwhile pray for me to get a good wife. Pls iam not joking. God bless you as you do that

Nice one but that man and his boy should be dealt with seriously. On a litter note that ogbanje of a surname mean something wey get as e be for my place

emmychina:
And what is so special about them?

no husbands