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Na lie, arsnal match with enyimba was postponed

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must it be banana island.
You can call it plantain island this time

Vaginal tear.
Hmmmmmm it sounds like Pu**y fisting was also involved.
And they are busy looking innocent. You see all these girl wey nodey apply make up , ? Fear dem

Vaginal tear.
Hmmmmmm it sounds like Pu**y fisting was also involved.
And they are busy looking innocent.

Okoroawusa:
This one don dey foam for mouth

but you are bleeding from the anus, that's more like it.

Felimax:
No tribe una nor go call me for this Nairaland. The least Edo man is royalty wired and cannot be compared to your lots.

I am useless because I am pressing your balls so hard.

you are pressing balls abi, if you had one will you be busy with another man balls ?
Just a question

God never made penetrative sex to last more than 10 minuits, now see wetin greed dey cause

Joezinho:
You can’t fight for your freedom from behind your keyboard. Freedom is not won from the shadows - come out and lead your people from the front. That’s how you sustain a legitimate struggle!

Simon Ekpa the Chinko shekau and the others should come out.

Bloody cowards trying so desperately to destroy alaigbo.

lamentations of a confused hypocrite

Hmmmmm
Just wondering what Nigerians would do if birds start falling from the sky. I think it will turn to combined celebration of emergency Christmas and salah with bird peppersoup. Even vulture nogo escape

What a country

Hmmmmm na free HIV distribution dem dey plan.

Yes ooo I seriously need a second wife from any part of the country. You must be a Christian between the ages of 30 and 45. Independent
Im from from Anambra and also based there

I just need a second wife who should be between the ages of 30 and 45.
You should be independent, a Christian,

I'm from Anambra and also based there. I don't care where you come from.

Fear north.
Only in Nigeria

You have not been choosen and you are already campaigning, ok naa, we shall see about that

I just hate blood shade

Nairaland ladies nobi am ooo

Car with working AC abi ?

Hmm i love this car

Becarefull, this might cause an explosion in your stomach.

Poswahala:
Guys I genuinely need some advice
Because of the state of my mental health I have decided never to get married or have kids, I suffer from intense depression and anxiety and other mental health problems. I'm unsure of my own future talk more of a child.
I do love being in relationships but I do that only for companionship and sex.
I don't know if I will regret my decision. The guys I have dated have been cool with my no marriage proposal but I don't think any Nigerian man will not want kids.
I'm thinking of moving to another country, buy a house, take care of my community and neighbors then when I'm old, I will move to a retirement home.
If I change my mind I can adopt a child, am not against adoption as I am with marriage, it depends on if my mental health improves

The problem I have is that will I be lonely without a child, like I said I'm not into marriage despite being a woman trained in traditional home, it's not that I hate it or anything, it's not just for me. I will be unhappy being married.
But the child thing is bothering me, I always wanted a child, but i don't want my mental health to prevent me from loving and caring for the child.
Please advise

hmmmmm i think its not a right decision because your mental health will balance well one day and you may become lonely. I think you should get married to a married man. I mean polygamous marriage. There is no dullness or loneliness there.
Meanwhile if you need a handsome polygamous husband who will not bother you to have children, just let me know.

But abeg na who be dababy?

Mokason288:

Dababy hold your phone well might sound funny and unreal to some of you

Until I saw a solider at Maraba Abuja holdup looking for his phone

DPO inside police station shouting who steal my phone for here just now?

Some of this phone thieves act like Magicians

na wwaaaooo

[quote author=TermuxDarkWeb post=112885883][/quote]when you smoke oshogbo weed, don't near your phone, but dem nogo hear, now see wetin you just typed, see how you dey embarrasse you family.

I've got 99 ptoblems but bi*ch ain't one

I'm beginning to like this Wike.

It means i may be abnormal because I ejaculate more than twice a day.

If you dey produce ogogoro, why must you drink it to excess ?

The kind of mumurity some people are exhibiting in this country na waaoo.
Truely we don't belong together here.

So them never cure this woman.

Reflect7:
You lack basic common sense.

Does Peter Obi want to acquire power or not?

If he does, then he MUST do what other politicians do to endear themselves to the constituencies.

If you and him are too arrogant to do that, then go to hell and quit disturbing us for the Presidency.

but Peter obi is not interested in you