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Kini big deal? Afterall they give worse punishments in the academy.

Dem for pay them the money in bulk na. Person wey don pass 80years fit die anytime o, tlkless of one wey don reach 100.

Kanwulia: Electra complex ko. . .Oedipus complex ni!
What beef? No girl wants to have her first intimate moments with A FATHER.
As a female, THERE ARE SOME THINGS I'D RATHER NOT SHARE WITH A FATHER. . .BUT A FEMALE LIKE MYSELF!
Every woman knows that. . .UNLESS YOU WERE SHAMEFULLY MOLESTED BY YOUR OWN FATHER OR MOTHER!

I don't want A MAN WITHOUT BREAAAZZZTS OR POOOHSIE TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I HAVE STARTED HAVING PUBIC HAIR. . .OR WHY ONE BREAZZZST IS BIGGER THAN ONE. . . WHEN I START 'BUDDING' OR 'SPROUTING'!!!!

When I have my first H-ORGA-ZM. . .mast-U-bating on my bed in the middle of many nights. . . I don't want to share such feelings with A FATHER!

IF I NEED TO ABORT ONE VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY FUGLY NIGERIAN BASSSSSSSSARD FETUS. . . . LIKEY YA. . . . as the most effective birth control. . .I don't wanno discuss such things with a FATHER!

I did not have that kind of father. . . thank you! I ALWAYS HAD TRUSTED FEMALES AROUND MY HOME. . .UNLIKE YOU. . .locked in the boys'-quarters of your village barns to be used as 'seXXtual guinea-pigs' BY ONE PSYCHO DAD PLUS YOUR UNCLES!
He would have been exposed to the world BY ME. . . you trust me ke!
Sorry to disappoint you darling. . . . I grew up in quite decent times. . . UNLIKE YOU DID!



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[size=20pt]The ages of 6-12 are very crucial in the lives of ALL FEMALES.. . .only a WOMAN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SUPERVISE FEMALE CHILDREN. . . BOYS DO NOT GROW BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAZTS OR HAVE PERIODS! THEY ONLY GROW PIMPLES! We usually have a lot of questions to ask that need only THE RIGHT ANSWERS!!! Putting a little girl with ANY SINGLE NIGERIAN MAN ALONE at this stage is like DANGLING A CARROT IN THE NOSTRILS OF A HUNGRY WWWWABBIT!!!! Before you know it. . . the girls turn out to be like MANY WE HAVE ON NL. . .FASTING AND PRAYING IN THE 'HAVE YOU PHOCKED GOD TODAY' SECTION OF NL!!!! ROBBED OF THEIR INNOCENCE. . . AND MISERABLE IN LIFE AND DEATH!!!![/size]

You sound like a sick woman suffering from homophobia. Get some help. I spent most of my adolescent dayz with my dad and nothing happened. Stop poisoning our minds like poison ivy.

Yeyewood. They shouldn't forget to act OMBATSE part 1 to 5.

I used to view islam objectively, but recent actions have made me think otherwise. It is hard these days to seperate islam from terrorism and barbaric slaughter of innocent people.

[quote author=Okija_juju]If you and your fellow officers had focused on doing your jobs instead of collecting 20 naira at checkpoints, maybe:

1. You would have caught all the materials that Boko haram are using in making bombs in transit, because we know that they transported them by land not air.

2. You would have caught all the AK-47s, RPGs, GPMGs, Hand grenades, bulletproof vests, Army uniforms that they are using now to kill civilians.

3. You would have nipped Boko in the bud before it got to this stage..


Now una never kill the mosquito wey dey bite Nigerians since, na leprosy wey dey worry Kenya una wan go cure?

Officer.. Take ya time o!! [/quote]@Okija it's easy for you to sit down in ur airconditioned office nd type away on our ipd. The fight aginst terrorism isnt like your everyday pursuing of criminals on the street. Even the us makes use of the FBI and CIA in order to gather intelligence before striking. I agree with some of your points but terrorists are getting more sophisticstiated by the day and hence the need for the security agencies to always be one step ahead.

Make una shatap there! What is wrong with Mr President offering help to a brother in need? Ehh??

These protestant PDP Scallywags aka Rebel Governors are just a bunch of circus clowns. From accord party i'm sure the will foolishly find themselves out of power and out of money. Bunch of ret@rds.

Oduduwa Owambe region. LOL.

But from the little i have read on aeronautical engineering, the MD 80 series of planes which DANA uses, have their engines mounted on the fuselage at the back. A loss of one of the engines would probably cause the aircraft to spiral out of control, unlike what you would have on a wing mounted engine in a boeing or airbus for instance. This news is suspicious especially as there is no link.

citizenisb: Dana Air flight 356 from Abuja to Lagos which landed miraculously at 7:30pm at MM2 airport Lagos after its right engine was lost mid air 30 minutes to Lagos. Luckily for the passengers the solo engine was able to manage a safe landing unlike the IJU Dana Plane which lost both engines and crashed.

It's a pity these Indians continue to play with the lives of innocent Nigerians but nemesis will catch up with them one day!!!

What is the source of this news?

I dont blame the cops who run fom them because madness can be infectious.
But as for me i go just handcuff his dick carry am go station.

Why are the freaking mods hiding posts with reckless abandon. Allow people to express themselves. Islam has to cleanse their already badly battered image. Terrorism is now synanymous to islam.

alnaijiri: Terrorism must be condemned by all Muslims. Muslims are already under severe pressure and persecution in many African countries, how will this lessen their plight? I pray that Kenyans will not take out their anger on the Muslims living in their midst. May God protect the Muslims living in Kenya.

Protect muslims yet the muslims take up arms and slaughter innocent people like xmas chickens. Islam really needs overhauling.

ISLAMISTS AT IT AGAIN. ALLAH PLEASE DELIVER US O!

Okokobioko!!!!!! What if her water breaks?

Juell: Hav u been in a relationship b4?

Forgive her she is a virgin. Anyways as for me, i will tell my spouse that i'm sorry and after then settle d matter by preparing correct isiewu and peppersoup for him

Eko O Ti Ba Je ohhh!!

Though i got no love for the opposition APC, Tinubu is somebody i still hold in high esteem. Get well soon sir.

searay: Who carry my popcorn here?

How old are you kid?

Noisemakers.

berem: LOL! You later bought a Tecno phone after saying China phones are substandard? If you deny it, I'll show you where you said it.

Tecno for life!!

Na person buy am for me as gift o.

Wow. So i can now ping my fwends with my new Q1?

Youngtekkey: Pls i néed u guys to remind the name of lola's mother i forgot,

Soledad.

bobankky: Lets See Who Is Watching The Latest DStv/GOtv Channel TELEMUNDO

Fellow Nairalander's its with.great pleasure sharing news of the lastest DSTV/GOTV Channnel 118/13 Telemundo.Trust have stayed glued to my screen since d lauch of the channel and every of there soapies are so on point.Am so addicted.....Tell me friends,which is your favourite amongs all.. Precious Rose, My heart beats for Lola, Behind closed doors and Aurora..

My favourites are Rosa Diamante aka Precious Rose and then My heart beats for Lola, with the endless love circle btwen Lola Vulcan and Andre LOL. I also enjoy Behind Closed doors sha. I never too dig the Aurora for now.

Yes ooo!!!!!! UP MAN U, UP RED DEVILZ!!!!

I always knew that APC merger was a fluke Buhari has nothing to offer neither has Tifnubu.

Liar Mohammed can do the job better than Fashakin. The latter seems too dull for my liking.

No wonder my hubby's 2006 CRV is always making noises on the font wheels as i drive it and also when i climb a gallop. Must tell him to replace the ball joints and upper arms. Thanks OP for the tips.

Madness comes in different stages.

And MERCY JOHNSON hates her character in BLACKBERRY BABES.

I can't imagine doing this to my own father. Those biatches are heartless. Btw, this sounds like a nollywood script.