₦airaland Forum

HardMirror:
Hello nairalanders.
Recently, there has been an increase in the incidence of manhood disappearing. This is an old street format that criminals use to rob and extort people. Those being accused are actually the victims and those claiming their manhood disappeared are criminals. I have seen this first hand and this is how it works.

These criminals work in groups.
They would position themselves around and look out for someone they know they can easily intimidate, like if you look fresh and gentle.
one of them will walk up to you and hit you, before you can react, he would scream on top of his voice that his joystick has disappeared.
Now, this is where it gets really deadly.
Before you can defend yourself, his gang members would quickly come out from where they are waiting and begin to beat you. Some of his co criminals would pretend they checked the penis and they would confirm that they joystick had truly disappeared. It is all planned and they are all together.
In the process of beating you, your phones, wallet and other valuables, even your shoes will go missing. But you are fighting for your life, so you are not focussed on the things they are already stealing off you.
But because Nigerians are superstitious, they would believe the criminals and join hands in beating the unfortunate young man they accuse.

Guys, be careful out there and let us ensure we hand these criminals to the police.

This format works because Nigerians are too superstitious. Those people you see being accused are the victims.
I have personally witnessed it and it is similar to a format criminals use in computer village where the victim gets accused and beaten by the criminals stealing your phones. We have had to recover a phone of a victim that fell for something similar to this. The criminals even almost stabbed the boy just to steal his phone.

Be careful on the street guys. Stop smiling and looking weak when you walk on the street.

Philipmighty:
That video is scripted, if not the school would have sanctioned the man, a senate committee would be conducted on his behalf

Goodman2023:
Skit...no waste your data.. though I haven't watched it

onlinetrader:
Staged bullshit!

How come the lecturer didn't know the Deen of student affairs at first?

Fake rabbish!

ejemnaira:
Stop misinforming people. There is first class in the US. The only difference is that they use the latin honours system where instead of saying first class, you say it in Latin as follows:

1st Class Honours = summa cum laude
Upper 2nd Class Honours = magna cum laude
Lower 2nd Class Honours = cum laude

Ever8090:
Hmmmm ....no be Nigeria again!!?....a country with no hope of getting better any time soon...

Taylor92:
Failed country


If you check deeper you might be shocked this lecturer was a first class graduate from Chicago university

Na their products dey always behave like this

He made her pay 20k for hotel, went there and slept with her, collected 25K from her, and still failed her!

And if you read between the lines you'd understand his twisted reason for failing her: so she'd retake the course so he'd have more sex with her, because if he passed her she'd be out of his grasp! What a wicked world!

And see his impunity! Saying he'd easily have her expelled. Threatening to expose her. Expose her! Not at all worried about being exposed himself, a married man with kids!
And it's because the so called "universities" enable it and condone it!!

6 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRSD2mmdCc?si=-DLZGYfSTmXF3vDI

*Modified:
I have to add this to make clear this is no skit as some people have started implying..
** Their whole aim was to have him transfer her money back to her, which he did. The girl was not interested in pursuing the case and further exposing herself.
** They were quite far away when he asked "who are these people?". It is the camera angle that makes it look like they were close. If you watch the full video you'd see it's quite a distance from the gate to his house.
This is no Skit. It is 100% REAL!!

Full video: 17 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Gi3aiKmmQ?si=sv-lWHEqMhb3l0jh

Cutehector:
3,000 naira? Poverty sha

Cutehector:
swears the boy na low baller

AllBlack:
3,000 naira. See his hungry looking dreads.

SmartPolician:
You give a fraudster only one year imprisonment and think he won't return to fraud when you release him?

limeta:
Nigeria Africa do not need weak ass licker as leader right now
Tinubu did not raise dust with this speech but instead
towed the same line most Africa leaders have dare to utter over the years .
It now evidently clear that Tinubu is a place holder for the neon colonial masters namely US ,UK and France

The old saying you can't teach an old dog a new trick
The new Africa is too fast for oldies like Tinubu.

ValarDoharis:
I hope it wasn't overdose that killed him because it will be disappointing considering the support he has gotten after death

plaindealer:
This okonkwo is a prime example...

Now, you can see the reason why Nigerians rejected pandora ipob loser.

Just imagine these ignorant, unintelligent, shallow, and pedestrian clowns ruling Nigeria.

Mba..

yemex04:
So why the shout about "our stolen mandate"? Have you not been hearing that?What does this ttell you about it the state of minds of Peter Obi, LP & OBidients?

ozo13:
make e go sit-down then.if he can not prove how his party won the election yet he want me to believe another party didn't win.common he is just bn emotional.A winner has emerged and until supreme court says otherwise, Tinubu remain the winner for now.

Guyman01:
Its fake news because the accuser will not agree to naked himself in public for people to verify if it has turned to Kpekus or flat.
Some stupid ignorant people will just embark on mob action and lynch innocent people over this nonsense and after that the accuser will claim that it has been restored.
Police must arrest and prosecute all those accusers to serve as a deferent

Satanistx:
No proof , no evidence, cameras everywhere but but they can't video it to show us how him preek take loss. This jungle justice is the same jungle justice naira Marley is facing now.
Naija can never go Forward. .
This is why I advice people to avoid poor people. It's not because u hate them but because their mentality is poor .
How can you start beating a mentally derailed man and claiming he collect your blokos. The proof is right in front of you open it and video it .
Poor people are cancer.
I now see why them adenuga run go water side and leave una dry land for una .
Pukes at peasants reading this now 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Christistruth00:
That Peter Obi definitely lost despite his manipulation of the SE results

Christistruth00:
You can loose every single State in Nigeria and still be president of Nigeria if you have the highest number of overall votes in the Election and score at least 25 % in 24 States of the Federation

ozo13:
Baba don gain em voice back.fine to you guys Tinubu didn't win abi, then please explain to us how obi won the election

veraponpo:
Show us your own control room collated result. Did you win by your own calculations?

Peter Obi is using a reverse psychology.

This is a very simple assignment. Please prove to us that you won; stop proving that somebody lost.

kingamaa:
Wake up and move on

This one don go

Prepare for the next one

No use crying over spilled milk