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salabscholar01:
trying to figure out what is wrong with Nigeria, this year

Randy91:
graduate of FUTO,right

chimah3:
Everyone has stories when they finally make it!

Even Davido sang 'back when I was broke yo'

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Lol..


Davido own no enter atall. Billionaire son fa!
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ollah1:
Nigerians are hypocrites. Yes and particularly the Christians. Sorry if this message hits you but its the fact. Its not only the said lady that would have been castigated but also her religion and yes her tribe(if she was a Hausa lady). But here we are, nobody is saying a word about her religion or tribe.

When we were young, we couldn't differentiate ourselves regardless of your Ethnic group, Religion, Tribe or whatever. But now, the country keeps regressing along different lines.

Its really a pity if our kids grow up in this new hateful dimension

panafrican:
Nonsense!
How many cops went to jail for killing a Black Man in Ameri KKK a?

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Yes, my opinion will be nonsense to anyone who uses racial binocular to view things. I mean, a crass fellow.

So, its apt to kill all corp bcs some unscrupulous element choose to act outside the tenet of law, due to racial hate. Isn't that peak of stereotype and prejudice? Infact, going by your egregrious logic. All corps(both black corps) in the US deserve to be killed bcs of extra judicial killing perpetrated by some sapiopathetics.

what is even the difference btwn you and the cold blooded murderers? What moral justification do you even have to protest the killing of our fellow black, when you don't have problem with taking a corp life(whether white or black) who might have siblings,parents, wife/husband or kids patiently waiting for his/her return.

I see none. >(
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nikkypearl:
On behalf of the guy.Thanks for the empathy..some will rather insult than pointing it out! ..e-huggies for u

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Thanks, dear

The embolded; who does that? I'm mean, who engrish epp?

What about Russia and china that 98% of its populace don't know shi about English, but they're light years ahead of even inventors of English.

Well, what does one expect when our forefathers failed woefully in protecting our socio-cultural heritage from western hegemony thas has pillaged and insidiously encumbered the brain of most Africans from reaching the situs of their sixth sense.

What an execrable situate
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ForeverYoung197:
When I see the photos, all I did was smile.

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please, I'm not precocious in English(you know say na we go mid-night school that yr), but I think there's a major flop in your write up.

I no know how I wun take explain am for you sha, but make I try.
when the beginning of a sentence starts with past tense, the major word that complement should be past tense too(NOTE; not valid in all context).

Example:-

*Who do it(wrong)

*Who did it(right)

*have you do(wrong

Have you done(right)

"When I see the photo," is not wrong, but is wrong in the context you used it.

It should be "When I saw the photos, all I did was smile."


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Chigold101:
IBB should not die now oh. He needs to be alive to see how his friend presides over Niheria.


But this funny oh!
Buhari sick... Rushed to England.
IBB sick... Taken to GERMENY.


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Appleyard:
[b]Oh! Copy that, Sir! Thank you Sir! (a deep breath: thank God ooo - tears of Joy ) All Unit, This is a DOD huff-duff Directive to All Strike Units: Stand Down. I Repeat: Stand Down! Disengage and Abandone Bliezkrig. Return to Circumvellation and Reconnaisiance Tactics. Report back to Regional Command and wait for COMINT. Do you read me, Over!

(Fax message recieved)

Appleyard: all Unit! This is an IMINT intel, the Mazeltov F-35 Sabbotage Mission is under threat. The enemy's Special Strike Team and the FBI are Closing in. Backup is requested. All Sleeper Cell Units Within Chicago, unearth and switch to Fabian Strategy. Do not engage in Flanking Maneuvers, but form a Contravallation and make use of Escalades. Induct Fighting Withdrawal ONLY when Frontier Attack is inevitable!

(sirens blazing- cranks on fence parameters. ugh! )

Appleyard: (in panick mood) Do do do you read me, Over!

ATikester: Yes Sir, we read you, Sir!

Appleyard: Oh, good. Whats the situation?

Reply: Sir, Enemy's Parameter successfully scaled, sir. But we have a Man down fatally wounded from the escalade Sir. Should we result to Coup De Grace?

Appleyard: Negative, Soulja. Dustoff is airborne. Now make use of Scorched Earth to destroy all traces. Then switch to Siege engine and scale through rest of enemy barrier. Then move to the Extraction Point at Fort Norx. And i trust the Primary Subject, (Missy89,) is intact? OVER!

(radio clicks- blue ice peak, Alaska.)

Scully95: DMZ Bear 602, Copying. Over!

Appleyard: this is DOD Delta 3, whats your current status? Over!

Scully95: Jericho 2 NM in Range. We suspect enemies subvertive activities, 3km away. Over!

Appleyard: Hold your position and resort to Camouflet technique. Switched back to Echelon Formation and try not to engage while on Pickets. Then retreat in orderly fashion to the evacuation point when coast is clear. Over!


(staccato signals clicks amidst adrenaline. Gaddamit! Pick this thing Soulja )

Nairaminted: this is Skydancer, Over!

Appleyard: This is a DOD emergency. Reconfigure KremlinSAT EKO 1, and move Sputnik to Orbital Position, Frequency: 30589, Polarization: Horizontal, Symbol Rate: +234. You will Locate MSF Airborne undercover. When in Range of Midwest, put a COMINT through to 5by5 Grand Commander, Krashukha and Voronezh DA Division, Ijebu Province. He must be ready for intercept upon thy order. We have a Reconfiguration Problem on our Hands. Over and Out!

(3minutes time-feedback)

Scully95: Jericho 2 DMZ NM Reporting Sir, evacuation successful. We are now enclosed in Buleva 236 under aquatic, heading To Sevastopol. Over!

Appleyard: Copy that Soulja! Good work! Over!

Sabbotage Mission:
This is MSF Sir, Reporting. We are now airborne, with six Sukoi 35 Flankers as escort. We have left enemy's territory, unscathed, the wounded alive and okay. Primary Subject in incubative Mood.. sir. Over! :-)

Appleyard: (pulse normal now-wry smile)
Copy that, soulja. Lock on to EKO 1, When within Range of Sputnik, Midwest Region. Then prepare to Parachut with the Primary Subject, upon further instruction from Crontro Room, Skydancer. Over and Out!

(2days later-from the debriefing secret centre at Sambisa Forest, to the Zoharariel Spiritual Cleansing Centre, Ijebu)

Zoharariel: Welcome Appleyard of Jah! General Poiseidon phoned ahead that you needed help with your shinani, and has requested that, being Comrades forged from the same military collage under the Artic of Siberia, i am to oblige your needs. Is that so?

Appleyard (amidst tears)T Thou have well spoken. You know how i feel about her. Her uncle Lucasbalo who gave her to me in marriage will be mad at me, if he knew i enlisted her in the army, let alone in the secret service. Now, see what espionage has done to her. She is not even her self again. She is all i have. Pls helep me..

Zoh: Don't worry comrade from the result of the debriefing and text we carried out, it shows that she was infected with the 7th stage of ARAGUNTA LAKPALAKPA, , OF THE CONGO SPECIE for that Matter, all as a result of the OBAMA CARE Program, which was originally meant for Tazania Gorillas .

JESU!

It is only Obatala Prayers that can help now. You can do the rest in your inner chambers, you know.

(he begins to pray)

Dear Missy89! In d name of Vladimir Putin, i destroy every Anti Russia Spirit, ObamaCare spirit, and you will only care for Appleyard, your one and only, in Jeesus Name, AMEN!

Every spirit of Hilary Clinton. Anti Trump Spirit, Langley spirit, i bind and cast, i cast and bind,. In the War-dislike name of Lucasbalo, Amen... (Manifestation rages and calm) :-(

Missy89: (recovers) and shouted praise Vladimir Putin. ...and kisses me., ;- till End! [/b]

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JoeCutie:
Oh, don't be too literal about my post, bro, I was actually being sarcastic. Just for humour.

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JoeCutie:
We are on the same page. In fact, I hate with passion, what girls think sometimes, that they are doing us a favour by having sex with them, when in actuality, we are the ones doing them favours because we are the ones that 'suffer' the most during sex.

But you see, brother, what I wrote up there could be vice versa. I'm sorry to have omitted putting it there.

JoeCutie:
I agree with you, Op, but there's one very important condition that'd make lots of sense if included in that list.

* If the man met the woman a virgin, and eventually deflower her, for the divorce to be successfully effected, he must undo what he did. He must seal her back to being a virgin. How will you deflower me and divorce me on top? Is it how you use to do? You must seal me back oh.

scully95:
good news at last..

Appleyard:
[b]Copy, Soulja! Debriefing from encoded intel recieved from Special Agent, 5by5, Nairaminted, reveals Major operations ungoing below Sputnik's orbital position, KremlinSAT EKO 1, Frequency: 125089, Symbol Rate: 89,000, Polarization: V, Deir Al Zor, Aleppo. SU-34s in Striking Range, Kilo Klass Sub in the Caspian Sea, with 89 ValerianSteel Kalibr Cruise Missiles in Heat Stage, waiting to Lunch.

One Minute Sir... We have recieved an S.O.S from the Mazeltov F-35 undercover Sabbotage Mission, OAS Chicago, Requesting immediate Termination and Rescue. Further Query reveals that the Program has been Compromised. The Enemy is Moving in Like a Flood, One of ours has Snitched on us! Info coming in from District Ops Grand Commander, 5by5 Zoharariel, of the MidWestern Region, entails that Khrasukha EW and the Voronedz DA Early Warning Systems in Ijebu, has intercepted and decoded a voice Transcript, with Imagery Barometer revealing that WE HAVE A MOLE, Missy89, undercover Agent to MI6 have now Defected to Langley. JESU! :-O

Sir, (you know how i feel about her: oh my luv, whyyyy ) I know National Security is of utmost Paramount. Should we still proceed with Strike Action and take no Prisonal of War? ( eeeeeh Missy oo ) Two Minutes to Engagement sir! Should we Proceed, Sirrrr.. MISSYeeeee [/b]

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Roger that. Abort mission and return to base(we can not risk a compromise).
abandon blitzkrieg assault and return to reconnaissance and circumvallation tactics, until order from central command says otherwise.

ensure the safety of your men while at it, and make sure you sort out the hmmm btwn you and the mole, cos there will be no second chance next time.

endeavour to inform all grand commanders on the latest order from central command; Over
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Appleyard:
Yeah. This is what Amerika and France refers to as dictatorship. Even with this type of dictatorship, no NATO member citizen life is as rich and better off than that of an average Libyan. And now that they have brought the nation to its knees by spreading their ''democrazy'' to it, they must be feeling very accomplished now. But they have forgotten that what goes around always come around. Those who perpetuated this evil will one day pay for it, one way or the other.

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democrazy you say? Lol.

Have you forgotten that gaddafi was a potent threat to their fiat system(same as Saddam hussein)? the only reason they invaded Libya.
Apple of jah, don't tell me you believe the democrazy hogwash
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Appleyard:
Copying that from the Warri Sea base of the Delta region of Sevastopol, with full Intel currently be decoded by Cyprus000, Zonal Coordinator of the kaspersky Sambisa Forest Ballistic Nuclear Fortress, 87th regiment of Pantsir Division B of the Kremlin West African Shield of Doom... Sputnik in MidEast Orbital Position: OVER Souljah!

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Read you 5by5, lima Charlie, Chief co-ordinator ba'ath battalions Poseidon000 reporting mid-air after a major assault on enemy oil facilities east of hama province, on behalf of Cyprus000 who is on sabbatical leave till 12 of July.

Cyprus000 just relayed a decode from central command, ordering a major assault(of truth and reality) on tabqa(nairaland) and subsequently all of raqqa(internet).
Air unit up latakia airbase, under scully95's command, will provide aircover.
Use the captured western minions as decoy if requisite
Take no prisoner of war.

I REPEAT; take no prisoner of war. Do you copy, soulja?

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IamQuins:
My bad!

Thought ur sum chic...

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What!!! and I thought I was chatting with the opposite sex.

You self, how the sobriquet "poseidon," take look lyk female moniker(you smoke oshogbo weed Abi? Lol )

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IamQuins:
Wow!

U jst killed it.

Come be my boo

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Boo? I'm a rastaman, dear.

I'm a wild fellow who needs to be tamed to be boobefied

Is it worth the stress? Nah! I don't think so. Maybe one of these gentlemen we have on here, will make a perfect boo


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lonelyafricanboy:
Hello girls, my name is Oluwafemi, a Yoruba man. I'm tall, dark and a Christian. I'm a university drop-out to launch a career in Aviation/Aerospace Industry. Right now, I just finished from a Pilot Academy where I got my PRIVATE PILOT LICENSE and hope to start other program soon.

I am now searching for that woman between the ages of 20 - 28yo. I need a very proud African lady, who can be proud to be my wife, ready to relocate Abroad (if I choose to work there), and please God fearing lady.

Please kindly PM me if you're interested. I'm waiting! Thank you and God bless!

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You're a learner in the game, a glorified neophyte at it.

Why on earth will some1 who is looking for relationship that can lead to marriage, I mean, something that involves "loyalty", state his life achievement to all and sundry.

Do you expect to meet the person with right intent?
Now, take this your thread as a touchstone. You introduced yourself and listed your qualities, but all they're interested in, is you being a pilot and how dating/marrying a pilot is their wet dream. No attempt to ascertain your character,ideologies or persona. They've already given you pass mark.
What does that tell you, dude?

On the flipside; it may be that you purportedly listed all the inutile piece to feed on their gullibility and selfishness, cos your article unequivocal suggest that, going by the fact you didn't fail to crown the achievement part with capital letters, nor hesitate to include the abroad part(their greatest weak point. lol)

Oya hungry lion's, make una come chop me with hate. I dun spoil market
See as them flood this thread like bee. If na average hustling guy create this thread. You no go see even one soul here.


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