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PassingShot:
How old are you?

You need to get off social media as it's very obvious you still have a long way to go in understanding how things work. Even to understand simple grammar is difficult for you.

Think twice before you reply so you don't get yourself banned. Four persons already serving term courtesy of me.

cr7lomo:
A member of woman wrapper association of nairaland (WWAN)

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Lol..hehehehe

even tho I don't agree with you. I find your tag extremely funny

No be small member...haha
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firstEVA:
I see you are taking your lessons seriously, you have abandoned the issue of 300k since you know you can never raise such an amount in your whole life, even if you are sold to ritualists, they will demand for your entire family before they can pay half that sum.

You have also learnt to stop the use of meaningless big words bundled together foolishly, now you use them individually . You will soon abandon them completely, trust me

My dear, it's a shock to humans that you are addressed as one, do you have a mirror? The only difference between you and a chimpazee is the clothes you are wearing, take off those clothes and see if officials of Yankari games reserve will not bundle you up and send you straight to the zoo, that's how much of a non human you look, Jungle beast.

When you are ready to unleash mayhem, kindly let me know, let see how good you are, Ugly beast for now you are as boring as watching clothes in the sun.

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Lol. You boorish leeches never disappoint
Always display how hungry they're. They activate 100% interest when money is mentioned.

You see pig. I can not embroil myself in your shallowness by proving anything to a nonentity.
If you want to ascertain if I'll do as I say.

Provide a proof of PM sent by the following moniker to any female:-

Cyprus000/Poseidon000/marvelous000. it is as simple as ABC, dumb fvck.

Now, it's a guillotine deserving insolence to nurse the thought that a temple of ingrained stultifying imbecility , has the potency to stand before my lethiferous lexical fury.

If only you weren't a female swine, I would've decimate,cremate and sacrifice your worthless existance on the altar of my infinitesimal tolerance, then spray your ashe to appease my temper for desecrating the sanctuary of my civility with consummate stupidity, but fortunately for you. I don't engaged civilians or females, not to talk of an embodiment of wack,lame,stale and insipidity.

Yes, I'm carnivore, but that doesn't mean I should eat vulture, especially a dirty one lyk u.

Ok, you can fvck off, you lascivious misdemeanant and a wearisome chronically flatulent mediocrity-afflicted neophyte with glacially infinitesimal cognitive faculties.

What a pedestrian prostitute, a
hopeless irredeemably boring delinquent who has delusions of adequacy.

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Babzilla:
...and a good job you are doing too

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firstEVA:
Dear Barbarian, you haven't told us where you intend getting 300k from, are you a thief?

Now, what is wrong with her assertion? She hasn't said there are no beautiful girls with flat nose, she is just saying the chances that a girl with poited nose is beautiful is higher than that of a flat nosed girl, it's the plain truth Mr Zombie, if you weren't from the bush, you would know. There is nothing demeaning there dear lunatic, it's your foolishness and lack of exposure that is being exposed.

I see your forced use of big words ( protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic cesspool scum) keep it coming, na you go tire, by the time you run out of words and exhausted, I know you will shamefully retire or join me in simple english.

Cursed son of a fool, pained ass busy body seeking attention of a fine girl, you boarded a wrong bus, this one is leading you to shame and disgrace. Unkempt animal.

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WTF Is this worthless piece of _shit still courting my mention?
Now, take a look at your inutile defense, does it make iota sense to you? You just proved that you're a contemptible conspicious idiot, a wearisome, dull-witted mutilation of sanity

Sincerely speaking. I'll never get over the embarrasment that you share same physical attribute with sapiens. What happened to being a full time pig or ram? I barf at the very thought of you.

I see you're inebriated with the delusion of competence.
Sorry to burst your burble again. You're too insipid for my precocity. I'm only handling you blithely, cos if I decide to unleash mayhem on you. You'll never get over the imbroglio of propelling our pathetic self to the toposphere of my lexical echolon. I mean, the situs which you tenant will be magnamiously conflugrated for a repose.

Now, run along, you mental-sickening acrid smog of caustic oral effluvium.

Useless thing.
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firstEVA:
You aren't a rasta beast, you are a jungle beast, you look like a wild unkempt primate.

What naked truth are you spilling Mr. Ugly beast? That because your are both Igbos she can't share pics and ask for comments? And who says only Caucasians have pointed noses? What's there that demeans one's race? Old man? You are an Imbècile, a consumate rEtârd if you actually believe all the rubbish you typed there.

Bush animal, what you are doing is another form of ass licking, the indirect one, you bash in open to get attention, attention deprived dolt.

Where do you intend to get 300k from when you can't even afford to shave your malnourished/unhealthy looking beards?
Lunatic!

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Lol..you see why you're nothing but a myopic-caterwauling oblivious dunce of obtusive otiosity.

You just senselessly embarked on a futile quest to justify hogwash.

Ok, the highlighted was what Op asserted.

an average lady with a pointed nose is more beautiful and exotic than those with wide nose

Now, is the afore statement demeaning to those with wide nose(refering to a particular race) or not? Oh! Pardon my ignorance. I forgot that you're a witless boorish pig.

That apart; I noticed that you keep mentioning attention! attention!! cos that's what the brain of a bimbo lyk yourself has been wired to crave.

Listen, you protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic cesspool scum. You're nothing but a nonentity inebriated with it own narcissism. Can't you see that you're a walking VOMIT? A worthless piece of _shit at that

BTW; my 300k offer is still open to anybody who has proof.

Ok now, evaporate from my mention you fvckwit.

*spit on your existance*
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ireneony:
e pain am What's your problem. .. Everyone here got nothing bad abt this thread except you.
Pls take your hate out of here. This is not yabaleft

firstEVA:
Osama bin ladin what's your problem? When has it become an offense for a girl to showcase her beauty? What's your stress old man? What's all the grammar for? Are u desperately in need of her attention? Oh I see, one of the rejected ones, she didn't respond to your pm now you hunt her, guy shave your beards first before you quote anyone here, you look like a beast from the jungle.

ireneony:
I don't have your time

WHITEWIZARD:
OH ok bro, she is coming 4 u.

WHITEWIZARD:
ARE u referring to FARANO?

NairaMinted:
Like seriously! The way he waxes lyrically it's more than enough boost and inspiration to charge these Generals -App.leyard, Sc.ully95, Un.derground, Capip1.20, Po.seidon000, Fin.eguy11, Shymm.3x, 1.Tkester, Bon.echamberlain, Seunn.y4lif, Lumier.e91, hung.ryboy, Ro.mme2u, Jnhmaxx.well, Stalw.ert, Pa.nafrican,Bar.ram Naija.TalkTown & Januz.aj to war!

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I tell you my guy. The jiga dey ginger my precocity

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Zoharariel:
This is the last time I would ever respond to you on this B2-Spirit iish because I've noticed you're such an incorrigible brainwashed Amerikan dolt.

You asked for a link or a video, I provided the two but you still aren't satisfied obviously because Colonel Zoltan Dani wasn't interviewed by either Christiane Amanpour or Anderson Cooper in that video.

Here am I posting the youtube link again and if it's not acceptable to you, then it's your fvcking problem but that won't ever change the fact that a B2-spirit was blown into shreds over the Yugoslavian sky in 1999.

During that NATO bombing campaign, the Amerikans were so cocky and felt that their fancy techs were so much advanced than the soviet's that they needn't worry about anything the Serbs could ever come up with, in terms of military gears.

Unknown to them, Colonel Zoltan Dani had modified his P-18 radar so it would operate beyond the usual wavelength - setting frequency to the lowest while hoping to get radar returns from personal metal objects in the F-117's cockpit - and It worked. Meanwhile, the radar was constantly being relocated and was kept, as a default - off. When the pilot opened the bomb bay doors, it changed the F-117's radar signature enough to fire short-range S-125SAM with proximity fuses at them, and so 2 missiles were fired, - travelling at mach 3 - and Boom! 1 hit the F-117 and the other hit a B2-spirit which was pulling up in the rear of the F-117. The pilot of the F-117 (Colonel Dale Zelko) ejected and the plane fell near the village of Budjanovci in Serbia while the B2-Spirit crashed in Bosnia - 15km from the Serbian border - killing all the crew. And they covertly transferred the wreckage to the German NATO base in the middle of the night - using airforce transport planes.

Thereafter, the Serbian trope - “Sorry, we didn't know it was invisible, so we just shot it down” became so popular that even the locals were printing it on T-shirts.

Watch this video and ask yourself, after the war in 2002, Y was NATO's military delegation in Serbia, sharing questionnaires and asking s.tupid questions, not only about the F-117, but also about the B2-Spirit? Y?

During the war, the Serbs would re-wire (rig) microwave ovens so they would work open, then set them up at the end of a very long extension cords. Then the Amerikan a.ssholes (USAF) would think it was a radar and then shoot a multi-million dollar missile to destroy a $50 microwave oven

And when NATO discovered they couldn't outwit the Serbian/Yugoslav Army, they resorted to cowardly acts (Amerika's Forte ) by targeting & bombing civilian infrastructures, maternity hospitals, kindergartens, schools, grocery markets, chinese embassy and even a tobacco processing factory which Phillip Morris later bought for next to nothing after the war.

The Amerikans failed to understand that stealth technology doesn't make planes invisible (i.e to radar, infrared or any other part of the spectrum), it only reduces the reflections to those frequencies. And this is Y - The Russians, our Nairaland comrades & I are very confident & optimistic that the day Amerika & NATO engage Russia in war -relying on their overrated F-22 & F-35 flying coffins brethren, there's no measure to how fast and how hard Mother Russia will take this fight to Amerika's doorstep - Goodnight!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qi1z4vh79A

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Flying what!!!

bwahahahahaha!
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Baba, why you want wound me with laugh na!
You gat everybody in the tannis hall thinking that I've gone nut

Mehn! Dis is too much for me to handle..hehehehe!

Sincerely speaking. I think its requisite to hold a funeral service for all their pilot, whenever they want embark on the misadventurous journey of testing russian whim.
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Seventeen:
slow down and read dat comment again. Na wa oo, d 'commenter' is on the childs side naa. He/she said that child rights 'ppl' will be on those who are giving the kid alcohol... He/she further went on to say that its child abuse and they may even take the kid away from his parents. Habaaa na so ppl the take fail exam oo. U nor read comment well, u don answer sharp sharp with bold font sef.

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Lol..my bad


I only came here to unleash mayhem on all these western minions dat will justify the hogwash, but it turned out dat I misfired.


I'll be careful next time
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gbens2000:
U can't try this in civilized countries child rights ko humane rights would be on u and they would sue every penny from u and even collect ur child gan ,this is extreem abuse they are toying with the boys life and the foolish ppl are lafing over it useless generation

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What kinda fvcking right are you talking about. Why are you lots so vapid that every bullshitt from the west is considered apt and shoved down our throats as norm

Don't you have brain to decipher what is right or wrong?.

So, a child should be given alcohol at his whim, just bcs of some suppose fvcking right he has.
Do you even know the health implications to such stupidity?
Ok, going by your warp logic. Cocaine,codeine,weed etc should be readily available for all and sundry,cos we all have right.


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capip120:
I can't but imagine how this defence system will be hunting for missiles aimed at mother Russia. The minute man will most likely change its cause at the sight of this missle to where the hell it came from

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Lol.
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NobleAky:
As in? Waitoo Okonkwo...

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wastedsperm:
If Joseph did not sleep with Mary to impregnate her, then mary must have slept with another man in Joseph's absence when he went for his carpentary work. Never trust women. Mary was probably a promiscuos woman sleeping around town. After getting pregnant she lied the holy spirit impregnated her which is scientifically impossible. Joseph foolishly believed the lie which Led to birth of Jesus the bastard son of mystery. Till today no one knows the true father of Jesus but mary and she's dead. This is the same Jesus the colonial masters sold to we Africans and made us believe he his God after his controversial story. This is why i will never go to Church nor celebrate Xmas or Easter till i die. I will only celebrate new year until someone proves to me that Jesus is not a bastard

AIG07:
An hero indeed!

What a befitting burial!

Very soon a monument will be built in its name.

I hope one day our country will learn to celebrate and appreciate both human and animal heroics.

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E be lyk say you smoke ukwuale igbo. Lol.

Funny guy. Na naija you dey expect to celebrate animal, when we nova even celebrate quarter of people wey deserve celebration. Abi na the kind of celebration fulani dey display you want?

Mehn, I jealous dis kind of your 'Hope'.
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Appleyard:
Thank very much soulja. jus reporting back to duty after some days out. The truth is our calling, soulja. We can do nothing against the truth, but for the truth.