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RomanceRe: Would You Rather Have..... by Poseidon000: 10:56pm On Feb 08, 2016
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Why should I answer what I know is not possiblehuh
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Foreign AffairsRe: Must An American President Have A Prior Military Background by Poseidon000: 9:51pm On Feb 08, 2016
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Why should I give a hoot who america choose to install as their president, while I gat my own country to worry abouthuh.

To address your question in general perspective. Yes, it is an added advantage to have one with military experience as president, considering the tough call and military know-how the presidency requires, but it shouldn't be the sole requisite to elect a president.
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Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Ally Says Chechen Spies Infiltrate Islamic State In Syria | Reuters. by Poseidon000: 9:22pm On Feb 08, 2016
castrogee:
That's a strategy. Don't you know that it will make Isis to kill all the Chechen terrorists in its fold, and that will somehow free Russia of terrorists.
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Unless the claim is hoax or the suppose spies are on suicide mission. It is crass to make such claim while your men are still in enemy camp.


There's no rational behind it.
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FamilyRe: How Do I Tell Her That She Makes Annoying Sounds When Eating Without Hurting? by Poseidon000: 8:34pm On Feb 08, 2016
Goldenboy007:
Look for an article on Internet on table manners or eating manners, sit with the person and pretend that you are trying to teach yourself from that article...jokingly tell the person that many people don't eat right including youself.
I have a beautiful lady friend that has slight mouth odour, I always walk around with this mint gum, I take one myself and give her one then tell her my mouth smells if I close it for too long. After a while she started buying the mint and offering me one then she takes one. Problem solved
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Gbam! Gbammer!! Gbammest!!!


E be lyk say you be carpenter, cos the way you hit the hammer for the nail head, no be heregrin


So much precision,diplomacy and wit.
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RomanceRe: Ladies Sha! After I Rejected Her Advances... Now She Mad. by Poseidon000:
texmi2u:
Its not to discourage but why do they get mad.
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They get mad, bcs lot of them are not good with emotional stolidness and are emotionally feeble.

They get mad, bcs they sacrificed their "ego and esteem" on the altar of "possible disgrace,embarrassment and humiliation, in other to break the conventional Jinx of only men doing the asking

They get mad, when you don't apply diplomacy when turning down their proposal or dismmissing their feeling. The apt thing any coded will do, is send her straight to the friendzone, without losing your relationship with her.

They get mad, when you're insensitive with the way you turn them down.

You F'ed up bro, so dance to the beat and stop making drama outta it.
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RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by Poseidon000: 2:21pm On Feb 07, 2016
frleopardo:
note this sentence okay maybe I should just explain how it is a surmise and not a submitted project-work. From your definition that a surmise is a supposition that something may be true, even though there is no evidence to confirm it: you said 'you don't think its lying' which may be true I.e not lying. Now onto the other part of the definition: you have no evidence to confirm it (not lying) because you do not live with her and I don't think you are telepathic to read her mind across the internet. And those are the only two ways you could have evidence to back your supposition. Do you get it now? Do come back to show appreciation.
[size=13pt]was the below postulation my submission
Nope..I don't think it's "lying."
Or the below statement of fact,with the thread as an evidence
Such assertion
is made when one allows narcissism to inebriate
juvenility
it unequivocally gives birth to egotistical
imagination that can all times command
consistent series of self illussive megalomania,
which gets serviced by constant inculcation of
flattering and pet words from glorified woman
wrapper's
A quick glance on this thread will butress my
submission.
Even though I reiterated the quoted lattar to help your comprehension deficiency, you still choose to be pathetically ignorant and ineffably obnoxious.


It is evident that you enjoy ignorance and mediocrity, so I'll ignore you from henceforth.
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RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by Poseidon000:
frleopardo:
.Guy why don't you accept your mistake and move on. From the quote below you 'think' which is just an idea or opinion (surmise)which is yet to be accepted or verified as the best idea . Then you went ahead to refer him to something as a proof to butress i.e boost your opinion(surmise) as the all-accepted or the best idea. You talk about submitting as if someone gave you an assignment to submit. .
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Sincerely speaking. With each post you make, you unequivocally validate your infinitesimal comprehension capacity.

The last thing I want on a sunday afternoon is going back and forth on irrelevant and settled matter.

I said, "I don't 'think' it's 'lying'." how does this statement amount to my submission?..mr man?

This is the submission I made, using the thread as an evidence
Such assertion
is made when one allows narcissism to inebriate
juvenility
it unequivocally gives birth to egotistical
imagination that can all times command
consistent series of self illussive megalomania,
which gets serviced by constant inculcation of
flattering and pet words from glorified woman
wrapper's
A quick glance on this thread will butress my
submission.
How is the quoted a surmission?. I can't believe you're confident in your comprehension deficiency.

Seem you don't know the meaning of "surmission", so I'll explain it to you as it is done to a juvenile

SURMIS:verb
suppose that something is true without having evidence to confirm it.

Noun
a supposition that something may be true, even though there is no evidence to confirm it.


The above defination is directly from a dictionary.
Click on this link to help yourself>>http://www.google.nl/search?q=surmis+meaning&client=ms-rim&hl=en&oe=UTF-8&channel=browser&gws_rd=cr&oq=surmis+meaning&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-serp.12...241095.245031.0.246270.14.12.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-heirloom-serp..14.0.0.MjTx0QPBTSA

Now, tell me how surmise is the apt thing to use in that context? Did I provide evidence or not?
The the thread will confirm that I did, so what's your problem bro?

Stop this show of shame and accept your misadventurous ITK(I too know).
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RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by Poseidon000:
frleopardo:
you meant to say surmission not submission. Next time know your diction.
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Before you correct Cyprus, make sure you are discern on the suppose flaw you're trying to point out.

I do not speak what I don't know, neither do I care what you or anyone thinks, but for the sake of others who you may be misleading, I decided to dignify you with a response to help liberate you from the paradise of lexical mediocrity which you wallow.

Now to your fallacious construe:-

Let me break it down to your cerebral capacity,since it is overt that you have infinitesimal comprehension capacity.

Surmission: this an idea or opinion based on insufficiently conclusive evidence.

Submission: presenting a proposal, consideration or judgement. Literally; giving something for a decision to be made.

I made an assertion in form of a proposal and even referred her to this thread with evidence to butress my submission.
Now, how does this amount to
surmission?..frleopado abi na wetin be your namehuh

did you even cross-check the hogwash you spew?..huh!

Trying to point out flaws where there's none, will not make you look intelligent.

The only flaw I'm guilty of, is "typo" cos I type fast, aside from that, you have no case.
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RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by Poseidon000: 2:29am On Feb 07, 2016
olac21:
What the Bleep did you just write up there??you dey rap ni??nxt time learn to use simple english to express ursef!not the crap up there#!peace#
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Lol..quite funny tho grin


Abeg tell my which big word I use there apart from normal average vocab wey I use yarnhuh

Nothing special or verbose for my write up, so! I no get ur pointsad
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RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by Poseidon000:
Ayauche:
Na where he for woo u b4? For ur papa house? So if someone u dnt knw admires and likes u, he will start asking for directions to ur house just to come woo u? Girls being lying since 1706.
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Nope..I don't think it's "lying." Such assertion is made when one allows narcissism to inebriate juvenility

it unequivocally gives birth to egotistical imagination that can all times command consistent series of self illussive megalomania, which gets serviced by constant inculcation of flattering and pet words from glorified woman wrapper's


A quick glance on this thread will butress my submission.
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ready For Fun? by Poseidon000: 11:41pm On Feb 06, 2016
ucnwafor:
Op u are a scam, gerrrrrrrrrrrraaaahhre mehn! yoloba gurl
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You still they fall ur hand after them bust you and your hypocrisy.


You really no get shame.
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FamilyRe: Men And Their Cheating Ways. by Poseidon000: 11:05pm On Feb 06, 2016
quivah:
Billionshuh cheesy cheesy

Anyone that believes that,is a joker.. Hundreds, is more realistic.

Billions?? Loool!
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Yes, all men are good. I don't know why u peeps are branding us bad grin

We're the most loyal being on earth. you just need to locate and press the"mumu bottom" grin

You tame men lyk lion(main reason men are loyal to their mom), not heaping frivolous want's and unrealistic expectation on them(main thing that put men off).

Do that and see him worship you lyk a queen cool
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RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by Poseidon000: 10:39pm On Feb 06, 2016
PrimeMinisterr:
you're sure an actress, enjoying your show.




pulling on by the road side doesn't mean he wants to take you home, such naivety !
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I tell ya!

Her's is ineffable.
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PoliticsRe: Osinbajo, Wife And Ortom Attend Wedding Event In Benue by Poseidon000:
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Her tummy thohuh
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CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Handsome Among These Actors? by Poseidon000: 8:59pm On Feb 06, 2016
pdpchangeapc:
Ha! u be baaad boy!!
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Lol..chairman!


Boiyz are humbly loyal, sir! cheesy
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CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Most Handsome Among These Actors? by Poseidon000: 8:45pm On Feb 06, 2016
shamecurls:
Steven Keshi is the most Handsome amongs all......
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Baba, you fit help me with that your brand of weedgrin


The thing strong no be smallgrin
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Science/TechnologyRe: SA Man Scares Crocodiles Away By Flashing His Unclad Butts At Them (photos) by Poseidon000: 4:22pm On Feb 06, 2016
modestdude:
Please stop it....stop it and stop it please. Animals know the difference between their male and female specie. The males know where to dig and the female don't spread their legs for fellow females to suck. Please stop it, the animals are angry at your post. You can qualify gayism with BEASTialism

Tender an unreserved apology to them. Am speaking on their behalf.
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Lol..grin

After considering a rational construe from a fellow sapien.

I hereby tender an unreserved apology to the animal kingdom, for the abominable lascivious comparison.

They deserve better sadgrin
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RomanceRe: HILARIOUS PHOTO: When U Tell Your Friends U Back With Your Ex by Poseidon000: 3:51pm On Feb 06, 2016
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Lol..those friends na confirm gggz cool

They have the interest of the niggah at heart grin
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RomanceRe: Ten Ways To Get A Yes From The One You Love(A Must Read For Every Single Man) by Poseidon000: 3:37pm On Feb 06, 2016
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Didn't read the fvck. I'm Cyprus and Cyprus is in me. No deed and misdeed was made without Cyprus, and no one cometh to me without going through Cyprus, together we're onegrin.
if she is not comfortable or like our way. The front door is 24/7 open to fvcking off.

Why on earth should I practice some hogwash, in other to get a "yes" for marriage. am I begging for marriage? Respecting a woman should be a paramount thing for a man, as regards relationship, but kissing the floor to achieve that, is totally unacceptable.
Conventionalism is not my thing, so I'll leave the stage for zombies under western hegemon to continue.grin
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Science/TechnologyRe: SA Man Scares Crocodiles Away By Flashing His Unclad Butts At Them (photos) by Poseidon000: 2:55pm On Feb 06, 2016
udeagbalaC:
stop the discriminations
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Which discrimination? Gayism is animalism. If e pain you, go die for bush.
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RomanceRe: I Do Not Work in A Cybercafe, naijainfogalery Lied Against Me by Poseidon000:
doveda:
Who is this goat?undecided

We know got are referring to your sisters' ego and self esteem..... You don't have to generalize to hide your shamecheesy

Loser!
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Can somebody tell me where this brain-damaged butt-holed mental simulated boorish pig came from? angry

Does it look lyk Cyprus give a hoot on what an egregiously promiscuous sloven and a putrid, maliciously malodorous aberration of nature, thinks about females in my family.


You uncouth incalculably repulsive idiot, a grievously petty polisson and a dastardly doltwitted abomination to all sense and decency.

Do me a favour and evaporate from my mention,cos I ain't gifted with tolerance for miserably obtuse dolt with acute case of putrid acidly acrimonious shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency.

*spit on your existance*

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Jokes EtcRe: Photo: When You Marry An 'Indomie Girl'!!! by Poseidon000:
johnjimiflex:
[b]"If I am the one in charge of..." well it happens that you are not the one in charge of, piece of advice, Despair and Die a miserable death! the death of a hopeless depraved desert rat.for a fool that has been useless since his conception, an oaf [b]whose birth certificate is an apology letter to his parents from the condom factory, seeing as he is tge product of a burst condom, one sexually molested as a child, and whose debasement has gotten so low that he has MouthAction with goats, you are hopelessly loud mouthed, never mind that you have a literally speaking, smelly mouth. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you, whatever happened to being an alien, or a camel, I bet you're the worst of whatever you are, I bet you're a hermaphrodite. worthless bag of filth, you are a walking vomit, a putrescent mass, May you choke on the queasy convulsing nausea of your [b]trite foolishness encouched in grandiosity. you are a disease, a puerile one-handed slackjawed drooling troll with the personality of a wall paper.A big suck on a sour lemon. and while wishing you were in charge of... why not you get a life. and try some brains match (I'm doubtful if any brain would be good enough for your outdated personality)
[b]whose birth certificate is an apology letter to his parents from the condom factory>http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/35645/its-not-my-fault-your-birth-certificate-was-an-apo, seeing as he is tge product of a burst condom, one sexually molested as a child, and whose debasement has gotten so low that he has MouthAction with goats, you are hopelessly loud mouthed, never mind that you have a literally speaking, smelly mouth. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you>>https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/154765768/0/0/1, whatever happened to being an alien, or a camel, I bet you're the worst of whatever you are, I bet you're a hermaphrodite. worthless bag of filth, you are a walking vomit, a putrescent mass, May you choke on the queasy convulsing nausea of your trite foolishness encouched in grandiosity. you are a disease, a puerile one-handed slackjawed drooling troll with the personality of a wall paper.>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Warkind A big suck on a sour lemon. and while wishing you were in charge of... why not you get a life. and try some brains match (I'm doubtful if any brain would be good enough for your outdated personality)
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The above inutile heap of _shit just doused all doubt on you being an opaque,absolute and a putridus precocious m0r0n.


if only your mother had taken enough vitamins
when you were feeding via her placenta, you
wouldn't have a fried brain, which is why a first filial progeny of a neo-australopithecus africanus specie, couldn't come up with a simple comeback line, instead, resort to copying and pasting lines from google, all in bide to engage your lexical god to feel among and to service your inferiority complex.

If Cyprus decides to give you iota audience. I'll not only sacrifice you on the altar of my lexical echelon, after i had decimated and cremated your pathetic self. I'll make certain I conflagrate your fatuitous existance for desacreding the
sanctity of my lexical sanctuary with your inherent stupidity, and declare a "world mourning day" on the day your dad's spermatozoon flagellated to fertilise your mom's ovum, which brought forth a mental pillaging vicious-cotton-headed-ninny-id1ot

I'm not saying that I hate a despicable obnoxious and boorish m0r0n lyk you, who came from infinitesimal end of the gene pool. All I'm saying is that, I'll read your obituary with great pleasure..You fuckwit.


I don't have time for brain dead lummox, neither do I want to be caught engaging a nonetity, especially a comtemptible kid lyk yourself.

This is your last priviledge of courting my audience, so fvck off, you ineffable brainscooped imbecilic swine.


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RomanceRe: Why Does Everybody Say Lalasticlala by Poseidon000: 11:36pm On Feb 04, 2016
joey150:
Na dis kind piple dey ask anykind question for class..dem no dey like figure out things at all.
If every new member open threads and ask every question..i wonder what nl would look like.

Ma point being..watch and observe!!
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RomanceRe: I Do Not Work in A Cybercafe, naijainfogalery Lied Against Me by Poseidon000: 11:22pm On Feb 04, 2016
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I see ladies masturbating on this thread. They want to make the best of the E-butchering of searching4love grin

The guy really damage una ego and self esteemgrin
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Nairaland GeneralRe: How Men Drink Away Their Future by Poseidon000: 12:32pm On Feb 04, 2016
Taiye4Christ:
Do you drink?








No?












So, where is your 9.8 million naira duplexhuh
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It's still in his dreamgrin it haven't materialized yetgrin

Funny Op
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RomanceRe: Who Is A Real Man? by Poseidon000:
SexyCeline:
A real man is that man that can spend heavily on a lady yet without finking bout having sex with her.

A real man is that man that won't complain when he is friendzoned.

A real man is that man that would make his lady cúm first b4 he does during sex.

A real man is that man that will not feel inferior when his lady makes more cash than him.

Honestly, i can go on and on buh lemme take a chill pill. In conclusion, we have too many boys around and very few men.
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Only an imbecilic oaf does the embolded(sex apart). Infact, any babylon that subscribe to the bolded bullshitt, is a precocious dunce who needs mental asylumsad.

Quite funny and sickening how you lots, define men in the figment of your infinitesimal imagination to suit your money guinea worm-kinda leeching perception/opine.


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HealthRe: Rockefeller Foundation Holds A 1947 Patent For Zika Virus by Poseidon000:
BishopMagic:
If you or any of your relatives or family members have one of those toxic mosquito nets donated by Bill and Melinda Gates foundation that causes serious burning sensation and rash when used, I urge you to get rid of it!
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Please, can you give an in depth exposition on your warning?
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