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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Philadelphia: 6:42pm On Jun 07, 2021
mammanbawa:



I'm quoting you AGAIN WITH FACTS
What can you do?
Absolutely nothing
You have been unable to prove that your rust bucket is a 550
No C219 came with 402hp stock
Your car is a dying old dilapidated abused rusty sludge filled casket with an M113 engine and failing suspension
Your “removed seats and light wheels” lies have been excused
The rims on your car are cheap aftermarket that cannot even survive a massive pothole hit
Your rear seats are intact
You didn't “hangout” with Eddee
You're banking on his silence to propagate your sham of a story

You didn't even beat any highlander, you assumed we're ignorant folks like yourself and we'll buy your story
Your exhaust is stock with blocked CCs and you've got a 13 year old CEL illuminated and you're incapable of doing anything about it
Note: I'm a mental patient just like yourself and in this fight, na me be the pig, getting dirty is my forte.
Debauched lying ass, irredeemable mentally incapacitated rogue. Broke ass. The cls you got for less than 1.5m with money you made from a single “deal”
You're mad and you have me to tell you

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 6:45pm On Jun 07, 2021
mammanbawa:



I'm quoting you AGAIN WITH FACTS
What can you do?
Absolutely nothing
You have been unable to prove that your rust bucket is a 550
No C219 came with 402hp stock
Your car is a dying old dilapidated abused rusty sludge filled casket with an M113 engine and failing suspension
Your “removed seats and light wheels” lies have been excused
The rims on your car are cheap aftermarket that cannot even survive a massive pothole hit
Your rear seats are intact
You didn't “hangout” with Eddee
You're banking on his silence to propagate your sham of a story
You didn't even beat any highlander, you assumed we're ignorant folks like yourself and we'll buy your story
Your exhaust is stock with blocked CCs and you've got a 13 year old CEL illuminated and you're incapable of doing anything about it
Note: I'm a mental patient just like yourself and in this fight, na me be the pig, getting dirty is my forte.
Debauched lying ass, irredeemable mentally incapacitated rogue. Broke ass. The cls you got for less than 1.5m with money you made from a single “deal”
You're mad and you have me to tell you
Who's this obviously unintelligent cre.tin?


I choose my battles with folks who are worth it...
Not some......


Wait for it...




Keep scrolling...

Asslicking, obviously deranged albino hermaphrodite overloading my mentions with falsehood.. grin

I bought my 550 for 1.5 million?

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

This dolt is the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yen yen yen yen yen..
You are the human version of period cramps...


Don't expect another reply from me you albino galah..
I'm obviously not in the mood to make this dolt popular grin tongue

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 6:47pm On Jun 07, 2021
mammanbawa:



I'm quoting you AGAIN WITH FACTS
What can you do?
Absolutely nothing
You have been unable to prove that your rust bucket is a 550
No C219 came with 402hp stock
Your car is a dying old dilapidated abused rusty sludge filled casket with an M113 engine and failing suspension
Your “removed seats and light wheels” lies have been excused
The rims on your car are cheap aftermarket that cannot even survive a massive pothole hit
Your rear seats are intact
You didn't “hangout” with Eddee
You're banking on his silence to propagate your sham of a story
You didn't even beat any highlander, you assumed we're ignorant folks like yourself and we'll buy your story
Your exhaust is stock with blocked CCs and you've got a 13 year old CEL illuminated and you're incapable of doing anything about it
Note: I'm a mental patient just like yourself and in this fight, na me be the pig, getting dirty is my forte.
Debauched lying ass, irredeemable mentally incapacitated rogue. Broke ass. The cls you got for less than 1.5m with money you made from a single “deal”
You're mad and you have me to tell you
i didn't hangout with Eddee. Eddee hung out with me. I don't hangout with people you uncurcumsised monkey tongue

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by pacino26(m): 6:51pm On Jun 07, 2021
See better banter o! Am just here for the violence nothing more.

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by pacino26(m): 6:55pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:

Who's this obviously unintelligent cre.tin?


I choose my battles with folks who are worth it...
Not some......


Wait for it...




Keep scrolling...

Asslicking, obviously deranged albino hermaphrodite overloading my mentions with falsehood.. grin

I bought my 550 for 1.5 million?

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

This dolt is the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yen yen yen yen yen..
You are the human version of period cramps...


Don't expect another reply from me you albino galah..
I'm obviously not in the mood to make this dolt popular grin tongue

Blood of Zachariah shocked

Guy your mouth bad walahi, this is a KO. I had to bite my lips tight in the hospital so as not to create a scene. You just brought all the cartalk band together again. You're doing well

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Infinitywar: 7:05pm On Jun 07, 2021
pacino26:


Blood of Zachariah shocked

Guy your mouth bad walahi, this is a KO. I had to bite my lips tight in the hospital so as not to create a scene. You just brought all the cartalk band together again. You're doing well
i don laugh Taya...
Human version of period cramps? grin grin

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 7:20pm On Jun 07, 2021
pacino26:


Blood of Zachariah shocked

Guy your mouth bad walahi, this is a KO. I had to bite my lips tight in the hospital so as not to create a scene. You just brought all the cartalk band together again. You're doing well
this is actually an easy-peasy jab battle for me... I'm not even stressing it...

I can do this 24/7/365 days...

the DJ in my name stands for DISS JOCKEY,and I'm not even trying...
When it comes to online bullying, I'm second to none, I reiterate...

It's a pity those retard.s trying to kill themselves over a diss king grin grin

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 7:22pm On Jun 07, 2021
HeavenlyBang:




You're a person of rare intelligence..
It's rare when you show any, you albino red neck grin grin

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Infinitywar: 7:30pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:

Who's this obviously unintelligent cre.tin?


I choose my battles with folks who are worth it...
Not some......


Wait for it...




Keep scrolling...

Asslicking, obviously deranged albino hermaphrodite overloading my mentions with falsehood.. grin

I bought my 550 for 1.5 million?

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

This dolt is the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yen yen yen yen yen..
You are the human version of period cramps...


Don't expect another reply from me you albino galah..
I'm obviously not in the mood to make this dolt popular grin tongue
this must be psychologically damaging o...

Guy stop abeg....



Blue print of an idiot? Haqhahaq

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 7:32pm On Jun 07, 2021
Kingreign the Abuja HIV infested gigolo, how are you today grin

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by mammanbawa: 7:37pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:

Who's this obviously unintelligent cre.tin?


I choose my battles with folks who are worth it...
Not some......


Wait for it...




Keep scrolling...

Asslicking, obviously deranged albino hermaphrodite overloading my mentions with falsehood.. grin

I bought my 550 for 1.5 million?

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

This dolt is the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yen yen yen yen yen..
You are the human version of period cramps...


Don't expect another reply from me you albino galah..
I'm obviously not in the mood to make this dolt popular grin tongue


You're obviously a man without integrity
You're going back on your words minutes after
You told me not to expect another response from you and yet grin
You'll respond to this too
I'm not a risidifistical dunce like you to seek cheap fame on a faceless forum
I can bet my balls you don't even know what a dyno is
Your CLShit doesn't even have a functional OBD port and you're saying it was dyno'd directly
You spent all that on your confused coupe and you didn't even get upto 20hp?
Your short circuit mental headquarters couldn't tell you that simple mods like cat delete give you 10+ hp let not headers?
You've never seen a proper diagnostic kit in your life and you're claiming to have dyno'd your archaic coudan that doesn't even know what it is.
You cannot even fuel that failing Barrow and you're claiming to be saving weight with it grin grin grin grin
Your CLS is dilapidating and in its final stages and cannot even put upto 200hp to the wheels. A proper Camry driver will put you in your place (the gutters)
Nonsense buffoon

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by kingreign(m): 7:39pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:
Kingreign the Abuja HIV infested gigolo, how are you today grin
At least you know I'm in Abuja, I live a purposeful and peaceful life. I don't engage in nasty secual practices, I'm also not into all these shenanigans you're into. I'm very healthy and fit. We belong to different demographics.

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 7:45pm On Jun 07, 2021
kingreign:

At least you know I'm in Abuja, I live a purposeful and peaceful life. I don't engage in nasty secual practices, I'm also not into all these shenanigans you're into. I'm very healthy and fit. We belong to different demographics.

you're living in a hideout in the outskirts of Abuja, so technically; you're not In Abuja... But somewhere around Abuja! grin

Aboki no dey hear please o...
Them go chook you dagger before them let you explain why you spoilt their car beyond repairs..
Quack Google search engineer living on handouts...

grin

I want to buy that your 1999 jalopy to carry manure for my poultry farm... I'd make you an update offer you can't refuse... tongue
You're fit?
Leemao...
You this short bald headed, pot bellied excuse of a she-male who wears bra because you have sagging breasts?....

You were so ugly when you were birthed that the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator....
grin

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by kingreign(m): 7:46pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:
you're living in a hideout in the outskirts of Abuja, so technically; you're not In Abuja... But somewhere around Abuja! grin

Aboki no dey hear please o...
Them go chook you dagger before them let you explain...
Quack Google search engineer living on handouts...

grin

I want to buy that your 1999 jalopy to carry manure for my poultry farm... I'd make you an update offer you can't refuse...
You're fit?
Leemao...
You this short bald headed, pot bellied excuse, who wears bra because you have sagging breasts?....

You were so ugly when you were birthed that the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator....
grin


Suit yourself.

When you're done you'd wear out.

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 7:52pm On Jun 07, 2021
kingreign:

Suit yourself.

When you're done you'd wear out.

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by mammanbawa: 7:57pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:
i didn't hangout with Eddee. Eddee hung out with me. I don't hangout with people you uncurcumsised monkey tongue

Carry on with the faux glorification. It's what alzheimers' patients do and you're obviously one. Don't get well soon. Your brain will fail you in that 160hp Cls just like your failing ABS and you'll end up dead like the stray dog you are. If you were to be a clone, you'll be a low budget virus made to feed zombies.

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 8:05pm On Jun 07, 2021
Dry boring predictable lines as always... grin

You’ll never be half the man your mother was grin

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by greatbrian(m): 8:08pm On Jun 07, 2021
Vickyvice:
Mercedes is the best product on earth. Forget toyota, honda, rolls Royce, buggatti, Bentley e t c. You can't rely on them like even old Benz version when the chips are really down. use Benz for very very long distances, you will fully understand. Toyotas are only good for short or distances within town, which isn't what Benz is made for

Try Audi. When it comes to speed, luxury raw power and balance. Audi comes before Benz or any other German product.

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Gravatar: 8:08pm On Jun 07, 2021
valarinz:


Boss, like clockwork, all your comments rack up minimum of 7 to 8 'likes', how do you do it

Your badmouth sha, you're the MVP �

Lol

I had some time after work, one of the last posts he made on this thread had 5 likes at the time I made this post

Guess which monikers appeared on the thread, one after the other as the likes appeared?

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Gravatar: 8:09pm On Jun 07, 2021
valarinz:


Boss, like clockwork, all your comments rack up minimum of 7 to 8 'likes', how do you do it

Your badmouth sha, you're the MVP �

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Gravatar: 8:10pm On Jun 07, 2021
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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 8:11pm On Jun 07, 2021
Gravatar:


Lol

I had some time after work, one of the last posts he made on this thread had 5 likes.

Guess which monikers appeared on the thread, one after the other as the likes appeared?
you work? grin

Who gives a rat-ass where my likes are coming from?

Must be from folks who hate the foolishness exhibited here....
I don't give two bleeps about this place, or should I? grin

Did you wear a skirt today!?

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Gravatar: 8:12pm On Jun 07, 2021
This loser opened close to a dozen alternate accounts over the past couple of days, just to like and share his posts

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 8:12pm On Jun 07, 2021
Yen yen yen... grin
From me being a juvenile, fraudster, calabar dwarf, buying my cls for 1.5

Abs failure, etc etc...
CLOWNS grin

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Gravatar: 8:15pm On Jun 07, 2021
I can't say I'm surprised though, I already knew exactly who I was wasting time exchanging words with, back on the first page of this thread

The damage to his ego after this thread, lol I guarantee e no go quick open thread to yarn stories anytime soon

Poser

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by greatbrian(m): 8:15pm On Jun 07, 2021
Gravatar:
Boy racer, this is what's in store for you.

Keep racing Highlanders upandan

Overindulged children

Allow the op enjoy and do whatever he wants. What's your p with him street racing? And that ain't no street racing sef. every driver as at one time or another done that shit. And driver who tells you other wise is either a sadist or old retard.

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 8:16pm On Jun 07, 2021
Gravatar:
This loser opened close to a dozen alternate accounts over the past couple of days, just to like and share his posts

have you run out of lines grin

I don't give two-forks about who likes my post and who does not..

Ya'll have too many enemies here, and the last thing I'd do is to satisfy your inadequate and feather-brained jejunes, the honor of liking my own posts..
Yen yen yen..
Where's heavenlybang that gay ass faggo.t whose ass is so big, he'd be likened for an olosho...
A new accusation is here from the naira land's gay secretary, gravatar... Come and feast

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by mammanbawa: 8:17pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:
Yen yen yen... grin
From me being a juvenile, fraudster, calabar dwarf, buying my cls for 1.5

Abs failure, etc etc...
CLOWNS grin


Record a startup video of your CLShit
If it's error free
I'll give you 10k

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:17pm On Jun 07, 2021
Gravatar:
This loser opened close to a dozen alternate accounts over the past couple of days, just to like and share his posts


Obviously.

I no know why una dey take am seriously. Jobless, uneducated, broke fraudster.

This kain people dey dey very timid when dem see men for real life. Inferiority complex shines through every post. See how hard he's trying to sound knowledgeable and impressive. It's just laughable, really.

After this post, he'll quote me with Ill-thought excuses for witty insults, and switch to his legion of alternate accounts to like those posts and come across like he's winning the fight (or whatever he thinks this is).

When you think of it, it's quite sad. What a sad, sad boy.

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 8:21pm On Jun 07, 2021
Gravatar:
I can't say I'm surprised though, I already knew exactly who I was wasting time exchanging words with, back on the first page of this thread

The damage to his ego after this thread, lol I guarantee e no go quick open thread to yarn stories anytime soon

Poser
damage to my ego?

Okay my last quote to you grin


I'm the CHIEF bully in naira land's car talk, and I'm not even trying that hard to damage your mental health..
I'd save it for buhari...

Now listen here you clown, you work for your employer.
I don't.
You earn in naira.
I earn in $£
Your brain weighs lighter than a feather and it's evident in your posts...
Even a half-brained imbecil.e would know I've taken( in order of your foolishness) ya'll to the cleaners
Heavenlybang - Gay pastor.
Kingreign - Aboki dey find am..
Gravatar - residential drilling hole for heavenlybang tiny weeny... grin

Philadelphia - the gay pedophile who'll soon be tied to the stakes and burnt...

And others too numerous to mention....

1 man against 8 so far, and I've taken ya'll to the cleaners...
Bite the dust ekuke grin tongue

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Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by greatbrian(m): 8:22pm On Jun 07, 2021
speedfreak:

Howdy, nice car you got there, 418hp is no joke but damn that's a very weighty car,in a straight line you'd be unbeatable but if you're in lagos I'd like to put up my 2012 Honda accord v6 6sp MT with a ktuner flash, custom exhaust and KN ram, I'm about 70hp short so it should be fair battle, please mail me so we could set something up, I have been looking for a challenge
Ps. How did you arrive at 418hp, since your car isn't stock, how did you arrive at your figure without a dyno?


Officialdj. Oya ooo. See open challenge.
Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by OfficialDJ: 8:23pm On Jun 07, 2021
greatbrian:



Officialdj. Oya ooo. See open challenge.
scroll through my posts. I explained mate wink

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