2times2:
T'was sometime last year, when My uncle visited us unannounced. We were in the sitting room watching one animation like dat, when this niggar walked straight to the wall socket and switched off everything.
He started preaching to us how cartoons are demons and how watching ungodly films can affect our lives. If no be say na Pastor ehn, I for damage im face.
Nonsense

I go wipe am stick for head

Juliusmomoh:


Na after she go i con de reason am o..

I u Know no girls ehh..... you go think say them dey stupid......they know what they are doing....

PoTTV:
Delsu?

Dspz

okoroemeka:
this reminds me of a funny incident that happened during 1st October,I can't forget because a pretty girl I was currently dating came to my house to collect money for indepence celebration,so we decided that morning to have a quicke,in the process came a knock,who is that?it was my female friend elder sister,I have been dicking her codedly and she has same idea as her junior sister,so to prevent nuclear crisis the junior sister has to hide in the toilet while the senior was seriously and comprehensively fvcked with the other sister listening to the sound track,later it was her turn,quite an interesting indepence day if I may say.

And the older sister didn't wash up after the séx? I'm not saying you are lying o but I'm just assuming the older sister must be a very dirty girl to just go home immediately after having séx. She didn't even bother to clean herself up.

The older sister did not notice anything weird when she came in after you hid her sister in the bathroom. She must be pretty dumb or naive though.

NACE13:


And the older sister didn't wash up after the séx? I'm not saying you are lying o but I'm just assuming the older sister must be a very dirty girl to just go home immediately after having séx. She didn't even bother to clean herself up.

The older sister did not notice anything weird when she came in after you hid her sister in the bathroom. She must be pretty dumb or naive though.

Lol I nor sure say the guy de lie too


The older sister nor piss.... you know say after fûck.... them dey like piss.

Maybe she carry her piss go house

Coming in the first place.

PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.

this is what I call non-verbal means of communication

Mine happened weeks ago. Guy man decided to spend 2 days at my place because in preparation for exams. "Well, it is good" said I. The first thing I got fed up with the very first day was the way he wasted a bag of pure-water I contrived to buy in the morning. If he was drinking each sachet he too, I would not be pained. But he took a sachet each time he needed to use the toilet (urinate).
I cooked beans, he said he doesn't eat beans for health reasons. I bought Spaghetti and cooked for him and the guy shocked me by balancing my some portion of my band with his Spaghetti. At this time, I was getting mad.

I became hopelessly annoyed in the midnight. I couldn't sleep because he nose would not stop playing some annoying music into my eardrums. Since then, once I heared make I come your side from him, it is "I dey comot house" I replied with.

babtoundey:
Mine happened weeks ago. Guy man decided to spend 2 days at my place because in preparation for exams. "Well, it is good" said I. The first thing I got fed up with the very first day was the way he wasted a bag of pure-water I contrived to buy in the morning. If he was drinking each sachet he too, I would not be pained. But he took a sachet each time he needed to use the toilet (urinate).
I cooked beans, he said he doesn't eat beans for health reasons. I bought Spaghetti and cooked for him and the guy shocked me by balancing my some portion of my band with his Spaghetti. At this time, I was getting mad.

I became hopelessly annoyed in the midnight. I couldn't sleep because he nose would not stop playing some annoying music into my eardrums. Since then, once I heared make I come your side from him, it is "I dey comot house" I replied with.

Hehe, you for tell me say make I nor collect beans na.

PlayMaker14:
Back then at Asaba, I have this friend of mine called Franklin, dude came to my house one Sunday morning requesting that I drop my keys for him to use my place on Monday morning to entertain one of his numerous Female friends because his girlfriend is still at his apartment.
I said no problem, and showed him where to get a condom should incase.

He came with the lady, and after their time together, she left. When I returned from work, I noticed the bedsheets was scattered, so I quickly changed it, then I went to the kitchen, I was shocked and angry at what I saw there.


My last tuber of Yam is what they prepared to entertain themselves and couldn't dispose the yam peel properly.

I went straight to his house, I saw him drinking Chi Exotic juice on top my yam when he consume. I just enter he kitchen, carry 5 packs of Noddles from the carton and 4 eggs. He just dey laugh as I dey go.

Mad oooh

Adrian98:
Got too comfortable
Started wearing my clothes
I bathed in my mums room. This foolish also followed.
Used my mother’s towel used my towel.
Invited people without my knowledge

You no cut am Federal warning?!

Searching through my wardrobe a and my bags

A friend came to my house with a runs girl while his fiancee was at his place.He begged me to allow him use one of the rooms.After everything,Dude left with the chic without telling me,I entered the room saw the used condoms in the toilet didn't flush,the condom wraps were all over the place and the bed was scattered.every where was smelling and looking messed up.
I immediately called him to warn him about the nonsense.He started apologizing,that we are guys guyz.
Another time,same nigga called me that he was bringing a girl to my place and I told him no.That he can't be using my place anymore,that it is not a chalet.Nigga begged and begged I insisted no but the nigga ignored me and still came with the chic to my house but I forgot them at the gate.I didn't Open for him.
He called and text tire before leaving with the babe.
He totally stopped visiting me after then,nigga just stopped coming around.
We only meet at Joints now.

SmellySperm:

Try to be psychological,if he was really mad he wouldn't have taken the noodles and egg in retaliation. He would have probably confronted him,rant insult on him and warn him never to bring a hoe to his house.

Him taking those noodles and egg was sarcasm, probably he was hungry so he took it as pals wey them be.
I repeat, Guy na Guy. They both still remained OGs after

I see. He was probably hungry and he took 5 packs of noodles and 4 eggs? It would have been sacarsm if he took 2 packs of indomie or something like that, but given what he took, I'd say he was aiming to get something worth his yam. He didn't confront him with words probably cause he didn't want to be the first to raise his voice, but he sure did confront him with his actions. His friend got the message and was smart enough to make light of it and thereby de-escalating the situation. My take.

SmellySperm:

Try to be psychological,if he was really mad he wouldn't have taken the noodles and egg in retaliation. He would have probably confronted him,rant insult on him and warn him never to bring a hoe to his house.

Him taking those noodles and egg was sarcasm, probably he was hungry so he took it as pals wey them be.
I repeat, Guy na Guy. They both still remained OGs after

More feathers to your cap. That's simply subtle retaliation.

naturalflow:
Back then,landlord came to the house to collect rent.After I gave him money and some food,he took a nap on the sofa,only to wake up latter with urine on my sofa.na abeg abeg end am.

Eweeeeey!

We went clubbing and my soldier friend who was staying temporarily with me brought Olosho home. Before we returned home, I had called my sister to prepare Semo with vegetable garnished with fish. My friend and olosho demolished the meal before doing the do.

As if that was not enough, I decided to sleep inside my car, only for my friend to call me around 5:am to come and Bleep olosho. In his voice "come and do", I said wetin? Wet pussy wey u dey knack since last night, I no do.

So, I volunteered to take her back, my friend refused to pay the #1,500 service fee

SonofGod231:
A friend came to my house with a runs girl while his fiancee was at his place.He begged me to allow him use one of the rooms.After everything,Dude left with the chic without telling me,I entered the room saw the used condoms in the toilet didn't flush,the condom wraps were all over the place and the bed was scattered.every where was smelling and looking messed up.
I immediately called him to warn him about the nonsense.He started apologizing,that we are guys guyz.
Another time,same nigga called me that he was bringing a girl to my place and I told him no.That he can't be using my place anymore,that it is not a chalet.Nigga begged and begged I insisted no but the nigga ignored me and still came with the chic to my house but I forgot them at the gate.I didn't Open for him.
He called and text tire before leaving with the babe.
He totally stopped visiting me after then,nigga just stopped coming around.
We only meet at Joints now.

stubborn guy!

My parents left the house to the village and left me to the care of my female cousin aged 19. I was 9 then. My cousin's scream woke me up at night. I sat down on my bed watching a male neighbour using his waste to hit her front side. On a closer look, I saw that they were both naked on the bed. I was wondering why uncle James could be so callous as to be beating my cousin at that time of the night. I got up and used my fingernails on his back shouting, "Uncle James, stop beating Sister Ruth!"
They both stopped what they were doing an shouted at me, "Junior go back to bed". First, I was shocked my cousin didn't support my action even though I was defending her.
The following morning, Sister bribed me with puff-puff and begged me not to tell my patents what I saw.

Facts111:
The day one of my dad co-worker visited us and allow me fingered her ba, i start hateing her after then

Even your write up shows you're too immature. Now how does this lies of yours corelate with the question asked?

Around 2015 I visited mom, so I scooped mumcy n parked my car in the garage, its tinted, u can't see from outside but you can see from inside.

One faithful day I entered garage and sat inside d car doors locked pressing phone, suddenly my sister son 12yrs and my neighbor daughter 10-11yrs just entered garage, lock am from inside, the way the girl raised her skirt pull pants, I knew no be today this guy don de on top the matter, I wanted to stop them but no b today stuff so I watched life child porn, me wea be grown up, 30mins de hard me, this dudes de change styles like pro, at a point , the babe asked are u tired, e come enter sucking come continue... Wen they were don, they rested like 5 min and then as they prepared to leave, I put on full light cos the garage was pretty dark, come see begging , uncle pls, uncle we are sorry, uncle forgive us, bla bla bla... I knew as a gee the damage reporting this kids will do to their psychological ego even among friends, the devastation and embarrassment it will cost both parents in the neighborhood.

So I gave them stern warning and did not report. The guy now 17 in 100level had the guts to thank me for not reporting them then, the babe now 16 or so all grown now gives me a kind of respect I can't fantom, life sha...

pepetua:
Mine is the person always
puting his hand inside his nicker holdingg his penis mostly when he's asleep as if someone will steal his manhood and I dislike the sight of it because I have two female teenagers.

Na where in treasure dey

Eastcoastboy:


You no cut am Federal warning?!

I been Dey give am small small

They need to collect your phone again..cos wtf is anty?

Bolarineliza202:

But you enjoyed it so what brings about the hatred

But nawa for you sef, why did you allow him to finger you?

Terryindeed:



Beans and Macaroni? You be ritualist? Jesus Christ what a combination.

u living under the rock I guess. That's a food combo students cook wella in school

trippleKAY:
u living under the rock I guess. That's a food combo students cook wella in school

Bro no vex for me.

I attended a boarding school, but secondary and university, I have never had beans and Macaroni, I know of Spaghetti and sardine, Macaroni and sardine, cold water eba and garsher ( I'm not sure it still in the market) . I no be ajebutter far from it.

trippleKAY:
u living under the rock I guess. That's a food combo students cook wella in school

Bro, nawah o. I only know of Spaghetti and sardine which I ate while in school, boarding school to be precise in my secondary school days.

McOluOmo:
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Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

Lol. My guy I attended boarding school, I no chop macaroni and beans .. NEVER!! Cold water noodles, spaghetti and sardine, cold water eba and garsher, but not beans and Macaroni laye.

Ogynz:
Well, we had a few cousin visits and they were supposed to stay about 2weeks and I was so happy to see my cousin. Because it been a long ago. The 4 of us were living together in one Room( me my bro and this boy and his sister) my mom and dad live in the other room. So long as they stayed we all had fun, but to cut the story. This boy Frank which is my cousin bro, I'm kinda suspect his sorting behavior. Okay, But we're all cool. Until the day, there were about to live. It's oblivious cuz I was not around when dey was living. Could be live they made away with all my sim card( I had about 10sims and all MTN) guys how much be sim for your area now.

Okay, that one no do am em come also vanish my thousand Naira note! That's my experience.

Bad story, bad grammar and vocabulary

Around 2015 I visited mom, so I scooped mumcy n parked my car in the garage, its tinted, u can't see from outside but you can see from inside.

One faithful day I entered garage and sat inside d car doors locked pressing phone, suddenly my sister son 12yrs and my neighbor daughter 10-11yrs just entered garage, lock am from inside, the way the girl raised her skirt pull pants, I knew no be today this guy don de on top the matter, I wanted to stop them but no b today stuff so I watched life child porn, me wea be grown up, 30mins de hard me, this dudes de change styles like pro, at a point , the babe asked are u tired, e come enter sucking come continue... Wen they were don, they rested like 5 min and then as they prepared to leave, I put on full light cos the garage was pretty dark, come see begging , uncle pls, uncle we are sorry, uncle forgive us, bla bla bla... I knew as a gee the damage reporting this kids will do to their psychological ego even among friends, the devastation and embarrassment it will cost both parents in the neighborhood.

So I gave them stern warning and did not report. The guy now 17 in 100level had the guts to thank me for not reporting them then, the babe now 16 or so all grown now gives me a kind of respect I can't fantom, life sha...
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