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No be every nyansh you see you go put your prick inside...














These bit**es are thirsty af

They are actually nobody but terrible bullies who has a brother in UK who doesn't care about them. But just the fact that they have a brother abroad is enough to make people worship them, this is a family without any educated person in Nigeria except for their brother abroad. And we were also told that their mother is even worse as she is a street fighter and some other info, after getting all these info we stepped into our next plan of action.

That same evening I mobilised 8 of my guys to take revenge on her and her brothers, we got to her place and we heard them laughing loud in the room, after listening to them, we found out that they were mocking my friend for being a coward, one was even saying that there was no way anyone would make him kneel to apologise to anyone, talk less of a girl.
I knocked on the door and she opened, the moment she saw me she so scared as she started stuttering asking me what I was doing at her place.
I calmly asked for her brothers and she told me that they had left already after denying that none of them came to her place. I smiled and told her to reset her mind and remember how crazy I am. She quickly closed her door but I was already prepared and put my foot between her door. A guy came out and asked me what the problem was and why I was disturbing his sister, that was all the validation I needed as I dragged him out and pulled him to an empty space, he started shouting for his brothers.

Finally, some action

I smiled at how stupid he was coming to my turf to cause trouble because they have numbers.
His brothers rushed out with sticks coming at me, but stupid them they were already surrounded all round and the moment they came out their road to retreat was immediately blocked by my other friends and as I like to say it "See Beating".

We beat them and dragged them to my place where my friend who was beaten was staying, and made all of them apologise to him including the wretched girl who started all these drama. We let them go after making sure my friends laugh at them and pour the food that their sister wasted on them in other to bring down their self esteem so as to prevent them from challenging us again and also to put fear in them.

NLHoodlum:
Nigga it's been a while

I dey kamkpe...

Finish what you started before that yeye moderator lock this thread

HenryDion:
I dey kamkpe...

Finish what you started before that yeye moderator lock this thread

you must think so highly of yourself here that you can order a mod and he'd obey your command without flinching

Konor:
you must think so highly of yourself here that you would order a mod and he'd obey your command without flinching

And you must think so lowly of yourself

Fuvvvk shirttt

This’s a war.

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga give us gist, don't keep us waiting

take a chillpill sister.

HenryDion:
And you must think so lowly of yourself

I don't feel big/dominant on a faceless forum.
you are a nobody in reality so you come on here to fantasize the life you dream of.
The delusion

Konor:
I don't feel big/dominant on a faceless forum.
you are a nobody in reality so you come on here to fantasize the life you dream of.
The delusion

You're too dumb to detect sarcasm, and please don't blame me for that.

Iyaebe:
small boy like you

With a big...

HenryDion:
You're too dumb to detect sarcasm, and please don't blame me for that.

You are too slow to be a man of power, so stop dreaming about the impossible and wake up to your sad and unfortunate reality

NLHoodlum:
We beat them and dragged them to my place where my friend who was beaten was staying, and made all of them apologise to him including the wretched girl who started all these drama. We let them go after making sure my friends laugh at them and pour the food that their sister wasted on them in other to bring down their self esteem so as to prevent them from challenging us again and also to put fear in them.

after the whole beating una for still use government find them...make Dem sleep for cell atleast one month.

Konor:
You are too slow to be a man of power, so stop dreaming about the impossible and wake up to your sad and unfortunate reality

Blame Buhari for your frustration please

HenryDion:
With a big...

Big head with a lot of empty spaces, your brain is that small

Konor:
Big head filled with a lot of spaces, your brain is that small

Do you know me from somewhere?

You're exhibiting all the signs of being threatened.

Does my alluring personality threaten you?

I'm used to that

HenryDion:
With a big...

big what?

Iyaebe:
big what?

Make una leave me nah.

I kill person?

HenryDion:
Do you know me from somewhere?

You're exhibiting all the signs of being threatened.

Does my alluring personality threaten you?

I'm used to that

Ignore him,most of them don't know what sarcasm is,even the person you quoted understands but this one have carry it on his head.

HenryDion:
Do you know me from somewhere?

You're exhibiting all the signs of being threatened.

Does my simpleton-esque personality threaten you?

I'm used to that

fixed.
And the answer is; No. I could never feel threatened by a slow poke

Konor:
fixed.
And the answer is; No. I could never feel threatened by a slow poke

Ok

Iyaebe:
Ignore him,most of them don't know what sarcasm is,even the person you quoted understands but this one have carry it on his head.

zzor/rozcol the dumb bitch who has no life outside nairaland. You must be so lonely and wretched, you lack the brains and intellect to attract meaningful people to your life that's why you are on here 24/7

Iyaebe:
Ignore him,most of them don't know what sarcasm is,even the person you quoted understands but this one have carry it on his head.

Don't blame him sha. Let's blame Buhari

HenryDion:
Make una leave me nah.
I kill person?

You must answer that question

Fast forward to Thursday which was the next day, in the afternoon, after asking my boss to let me close early to take care of a friend who had an accident I saw their mini boss who happened to be their mom at my home ranting while her lizards were standing behind her nodding while glaring at my friends who I had already told to ignore them and only strike back if anyone should touch them.
When her kids saw me coming they quickly ran behind their mother refusing to look me in the eyes. I saw one of them muttering something to his mother, as she raised her head and stared at me, all of a sudden she tried rushing at me aggressively but was held back by her children. It was nice seeing how they quickly learnt the lesson I taught them.

She started shouting at me, asking if I know who is. I was like you the Bleep are you. She threatened me with her son in UK telling me how he would make my life miserable when he comes back to Nigeria. I laughed at her telling her all I know about her son and how she can't do nothing to me. She got angry and left my place only to come back with 2 policemen.
It is not who starts the case that win it

When I saw the policemen, who happened to be my paddies, I smiled as I greeted them warmly. They replied warmly as well asking "if na me get case". I explained everything to them telling them how the whole case turned out while making the story sound like we were the victims.
The police arrested the girl and told me to come along to write a statement at the police station with my friend. When we got to the station, we were told that the woman came to report that we are cultists and we were trying to Rob her children and we also raped her daughter. I laughed as I put my hand on one of my police friend's shoulder to make the woman know she already lost the case. I told them the story again and wrote what I told them word for word without missing out any story.

NLHoodlum:
Fast forward to Thursday which was the next day, in the afternoon, after asking my boss to let me close early to take care of a friend who had an accident I saw their mini boss who happened to be their mom at my home ranting while her lizards were standing behind her nodding while glaring at my friends who I had already told to ignore them and only strike back if anyone should touch them.
When her kids saw me coming they quickly ran behind their mother refusing to look me in the eyes. I saw one of them muttering something to his mother, as she raised her head and stared at me, all of a sudden she tried rushing at me aggressively but was held back by her children. It was nice seeing how they quickly learnt the lesson I taught them.

Boyfriend material, well done