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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Abdulreheem(m): 7:25pm On Oct 15, 2021
Zuzi this ur give way na something else ohh
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 10:54pm On Oct 15, 2021
Hi guys, sorry I am dropping this late, better late than never right?


Well by 10pm I never type reach anywhere, I had to decide to upload am like that or typing to a reasonable level first. Well if I had taken the first decision, I'll have been forced to drop update tomorrow.



But I made it long enough... I'm sure you guys would enjoy it.



Please approach the question at the end of the chapter with caution....

Still I Rock.....

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 10:54pm On Oct 15, 2021
~~~FORTY~TWO~~~

The next weekend my ex boss called me to enquire about my leg. When I told him all was well and going fine, he informed me that his son's one year birthday was that Sunday, he shared same birthday with his son, so it was a double celebration. I promised to be there.

That Sunday, Collins younger brother arrived from school, the dude was really sick and had been calling Collins to send money to no avail, so he managed to come back to receive treatment from their family nurse. I didn't take his illness serious because he was still up and doing, I still had some hours to kill so I called Blessing who immediately came to keep me company.


After first round, she brought out her phone and asked me to video her as she twerks, I did just that. Before you say jack boy, my prick don long again.


I grabbed her from behind and started rocking her while videoing the both of us, but I made sure my face didn't show though.


"Babe, let's make a sextape." Blessing whispered to me.

I didn't have time to think about it cause she started kissing me and sliding downwards. I alternated between moaning and trying to keep my hand steady as I videoed her sucking me off.


She set back for me, naso I just dey form Lexington Steele untop toto. The babe go good for porn production cause her moans were so good that I didn't know if she was pretending or just plainly enjoying herself.

I finally nut on her ass and saved the twenty something minutes video. I asked her what she wanted to do with the video, she laughed and said she wanted to keep it. So I showed her how to hide it inside her vault, she used a password that I didn't care to know.


We took our baths and dressed up. I wasn't planning on inviting her to my boss occasion but the cloth she wear come my house legit die, she could easily fit into the occasion. And I thought of the aspect of having an eye candy around me, it would boost my profile.


On the way, she asked me for 2k, I didn't have that amount at home but I had something in my account, I told her to be patient that when we return, I'll give her the money. I wasn't planning to, because I felt that before we would come back, night go don do, and she might have forgotten about what she asked me for.

That my ex boss knows I have lots of girls but then he hardly met any because I set aside my work and social life apart, them no dey mix, I no dey allow babe know my working place sef not to talk of visit.

So everyone had their jaw hanging when I walked into the compound with Blessing holding my hand. My boss and his elder brother were smiling sheepishly.

I had over done myself, most folks that were there were married, and their wives and kids were there, the guys that were single there either brought a male companion or came alone, na only una star boy carry hot mama come, Bolanle pepper them gang...


I don't know who was more jealous, all the guys there that wish that they were not married or the wives that felt bitter that somebody would come steal attention, all the women just dey eye Blessing and their husbands, anyman wey look anyhow go see anyhow.


I was the youngest youth there, so I didn't fit in anywhere, I couldn't go to where the women and children were neither could I join my boss and his squad because that would mean leaving Blessing alone cause it won't be right if I take Blessing to seat with us all. And she sef no fit go meet the women cause their stare dey like venom, them fit join hand beat her to death.


So I formed my own table, me and my girl. My ex boss younger sister served us two steamy plates of rice with soft drinks for a start, she smiled as she noticed Blessing. I remembered when I was much younger, that girl dey trip for me die but I no send her cause I been dey respect my boss, now the babe don big pass me sef, all this small children sef, mtceeeew.




My boss waved me over to his side, I went to greet him.

"Peter, where you see this girl from?" He whispered to me but loud enough for the others to hear.

"Na we suppose dey chop that food o, how you come manage get am?" Another man commented. I just dey smile dey shake head.


"See drinks dey plenty, most of the people wey I invite no come, and food still dey enough, so if you know guys wey you wan call, abeg call them."



Say No More Sir.... Say No More.....


Before twenty minutes, six man squad don turn up. Jago, Collins, Victor, Francis, Sabo and Philip....

Them serve them food first, me I dey my second plate of food, Blessing dey second plate of pepper soup with bottle of Hero beer by her side.

When she asked for Hero beer instead of the canned malt other women there were drinking, them nearly use eyes kill her, na there I like my Ble Ble.... She no send their matter one bit... She down one bottle ASAP, come ask for another....



I been ask Blessing one day if I inform her that I want to take her to meet my parents, whether she go dress nicely and remove all her piercings and rings. The way she looked at me was priceless.



"When you come toast me, did I remove my rings first? Or when you dey fuvk me, as you dey grab my waist beads, e no dey sweet you. See boo, if I'm going to see your parents today, I don't care. I will dress how I always dress, if your parents like me, they'll manage me like that. I just dey smile.








As our drinking too much, them begin bring crate come drop for us, cause we dey suffer the babe wey dey serve drinks.

Everybody dey go house, we siddon dey cancel bottles upon bottles. Before you know, rain start, we leave canopy run go inside, go continue chilling.

Before you know, na me first stand up begin dance, see as them shout. I can't remember when last I danced, neither was I sure that any body present there had ever seen me dancing before, naso cameras just dey record, I dey give them local Igbo moves cause na highlife song, even my boss follow dey video me.

Rain finish we no wan go house, we turn person birthday party to night club, my boss gats call me outside, say him dey give me ten minutes to carry my squad vamoose. I just dey look am dey smile like werey.

Naso I inform my squad make we bounce. As we dey stroll, I been dey gist with Francis while the rest of the guys were dragging for Blessing's attention, them no send if na my chick o, shayo just make everybody dey drop punchlines.

I informed Francis of the sextape I did earlier, he was so disappointed that I used Blessing's phone instead of mine, he swore to get her phone and dig it out, the problem be say, how she wan gree give her phone, blessing wey no dey even give me her phone reach ten seconds.


We dey pass one hotel, we notice say music dey play and people dey trip in steady, we reason am say the night is still too young to let by, so we matched into the hotel.


A birthday celebration was going on there. We didn't need any refreshments. All of us were holding atleast two plastic bottles filled with beer. When my boss bounced us, we still had two crates unopened, so we asked for containers and filled each one as much as you can carry. Blessing had four beer filled bottles in her bag, me I hold two for hand.



The rain was still dripping slightly but we danced away until the dancefloor was cleared and the celebrant was asked to come do a solo dance. The celebrant was dancing her thing jeje o, Blessing cruise just burst, she joined the girl on the dance floor, begin give the girl moves o, naso birthday spark, birthday girl wasn't finding it funny as person steal her show, I just go drag Blessing make we dey go house.


Due to the rain, no bike dey road, so we did mass trekking, everybody just dey branch different angles, Collins went back to school, finally just Francis, Blessing and I were walking to my house.

We had since passed Francis junction but he claimed that he couldn't go back home cause it was too late, so he would want to crash with me. I didn't have any problem with that.


We were walking in a straight file, me in front, matching haphazardly like a drunken policeman, Francis was behind me, thinking of catching up with me or sticking with Blessing who was slugging behind


"Guy I wan ask you something, no vex o." Francis whispered to me.


"Wetin?"


"Baba, this your babe tight die, I just dey fantasize about how she dey for the sextape, Kai God, when I go dey see babe like my homie here na. Bros shebi na Ruth be your main babe na?"


"Ehen, this one na my back up." I replied without thinking.



"So you no go mind if I straff her abi?" He asked again.


I laughed drunkenly, "how you wan take straff her sef?" I asked.


"Guy you see how she dey stagger? Me and you fit fuvk her this night and she no go know." He was excited.


"Bros, sex is the last thing on my mind right now, na sleep get me." I replied.


"Me konji dey catch me o, I go try my luck." He said and fell back.


I didn't think too much of what he said, I took it as a drunken statement and kept trudging home, my problem was to strip off my slightly wet clothes and pass out.






Francis held Blessing close as they walked slowly behind me, he was trying to convince her to unlock her phone so that he could see her pictures, she unlocked it with her fingerprint and held the phone as he flip through photos, she no give am chance to check any other folder for her phone.





When we got home, I met Collins younger brother on drip. I shock. The boy had collapsed in his girl's house when he went visiting, he was brought back home and administered drip, the nurse was looking after him. When we walked in, she was relived and passed on instructions to me, the drip was to finish by 2am, so I had to be checking the boy so that I could disconnect his drip when it finishes.




I was exhausted but pretended to listen to the nurse instructions, the sick dude was sleeping soundly as I locked everywhere and walked into the room. Francis and Blessing had left me in the parlour, they were speaking when I walked in.


Immediately Blessing saw me, she stood up and staggered to my side.

"Babe where's my 2k?"


"Ah, ah, 2k by this time, morning no go do again?" I asked.



"You said you were going to give me when we get back, give me now, I want to go home." She replied angrily.



"Babe do you know what the time is? It's already past midnight." I said showing her my phone.



"I don't care, my house is not too far, I can go home anytime, my brothers would open door for me if I call them. Just give me the money please." She shouted back.



I was laughing sheepishly at first but when I saw her wounded look, I swallowed my laugh.

"Babe, seriously eh, I no get cash for house, I was planning to go to ATM in the morning...." I explained.


"Why didn't you tell me since? Give me my money biko, I don't like rubbish talk." Blessing said and grabbed my shirt by the collar, she was sluring heavily, and trying to keep her balance.


The matter serious oh, babe no gree leave my shirt so I hit her hand off, she follow am with hot slap. Kai, I shock that moment, I just open mouth dey look her, my eyes drift go Francis side, the dude was palming face, Blessing followed my gaze and noticed that a third party was in the room with us.

Shame catch her, instead of apologizing, she bursted into tears and buried her face on my shoulders, she was whispering to me that I was the cause of the slap, I should have informed her that I had no cash on me, we would have gone to ATM earlier.


She was still speaking when she stop mid sentence, I raise her head and noticed that she had passed out. I carried her like a baby and placed on my bed.

My mattress na king size, so it could easily accommodate the three of us, I placed Blessing in the middle of the bed, Francis slept at the other end facing the wall, I took the outpost because I needed to be checking on the dude on drip.



Francis didn't say a word to me, he just pulled off his trouser and went to bed. I laid down after changing my cloth and soon passed out.











I didn't set any alarm or anything but I jerk awake. Something had definitely woke me up and that thing didn't allow me move as I opened my eyes and stared in the darkness, I just laid still for about two minutes, then I heard it again, somebody moaned my name slightly.

My head jerk to the left, what I saw made my eyes enlarge in the darkness. Francis was untop of Blessing, they were struggling for some reasons.

I still didn't move a muscle, I just watch them for minutes, my eyes were clear in the darkness, Francis was trying to kiss Blessing but Everytime he tried, a hot slap landed on where ever part she could get.

Francis would retract, then summon courage and try again, he would grab breast small, then try mounting her again, another slap would follow, I noticed that her trouser was missing, I could remember that I placed her on that bed with trousers on.


So the werey don comot her trouser, luckily she wore tight silk bum shorts, that was her saving grace cause I was sure if she wore pant, the guy for don shift am enter.



I kept watching as the boy got up and went to get Vaseline, he tried removing the bum shorts, Blessing moaned out my name and slapped his hand away. He gave up for a while and tried looking for space from underneath but area tight, bros stand up go get vaseline again, I wonder wetin my poor Vaseline do am.


Niqqa receive like half a dozen more slaps before he gave up. I was smiling broadly. Slowly I got up and went to where my dope stash was, I got two blunts, left the room and went to check on the sleeping dude.

His drip was just finishing, perfect timing, I disconnected the tube and went outside, as I blow my blunt, everything just dey come back.

Like did Francis actually try to have sex with Blessing.... In my presence, the nerves on that niqqa.



I came back inside alone in the parlour, I just dey replay everything over and over again.



Now you might be asking yourself, why didn't I intervene, did I enjoy watching them? Definitely No. I was really enraged but then I knew something about Blessing that he didn't know.


The girl get automatic slapping feature. I've once been a victim. If Blessing dey sleep, you can't have sex with her, she'll keep slapping you without breaking a snore, it just comes on impulse.

So I knew that she was save, if she was with just panties, I'll have intervened. But then watching Francis receive slaps after slaps was enough satisfaction.


After an hour, I went back to bed. Immediately I got into bed, Blessing immediately grabbed me, it seemed like she was running away from something and I was her rescuer.

She was still snoring lightly but she grabbed me with an iron fist while shivering intermittently. I just kept petting her head and calm her down.....




The werey was pretending to be asleep.......


Put yourself in my shoes, if na you, wetin you go do??

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 10:55pm On Oct 15, 2021
That's it for tonight folks....
Have a great weekend ahead....




Still I Rock

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Shegzdave: 11:21pm On Oct 15, 2021
grin grin grin
This night episode totori my body aswear...
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Oluwatimi2000(m): 12:01am On Oct 16, 2021
This episode choke die
But i feel peter is safe sha since he made sure his face didnt show in the sex video
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Nobody: 12:21am On Oct 16, 2021
Uduak my man bring it on.
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Carterj007(m): 3:22am On Oct 16, 2021
Thanks for the update. If na me franics even tell say him wan share blessing with me,our friendship don get k-leg. I no dy put eye for girl when my guy dy straff,even if the girl na working girl. Everything wen I get to do with am go drop to 5%. Him f**kup. I dy wait for another episode tomorrow.

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Nobody: 5:44am On Oct 16, 2021
My friendship for the guy go reduce like seriously. I respect people boundaries.

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Nobody: 5:59am On Oct 16, 2021
It's rough play like Francis did you now come and read on Nland how man was stab to death by best friend. Fear no even catch him. Him suppose respect your bro code.

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Abdulreheem(m): 6:41am On Oct 16, 2021
It is good how u kept cool and watch him ,no u already know the king of friend he is .
thanks for the update

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by PraisesPblaze(m): 9:43am On Oct 16, 2021
As you quiet nai good bro. You've known your niggar well now. Next na to withdraw from am small small from the squad..
Konji na bastard sha.. But this he own na open eye cuz he ask for 3.some from your babe.

No comfront am, just dy careful with his moves.

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Tissyjay(f): 4:32pm On Oct 16, 2021
Blessing the party rocker� . Keep it coming

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Tissyjay(f): 5:29pm On Oct 16, 2021
Blessing the party rocker� .
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Whyzaid(f): 8:43pm On Oct 16, 2021
Hope you still dey go that your children chapel?
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 2:21pm On Oct 17, 2021
Whyzaid:
Hope you still dey go that your children chapel?


Yes and No, when I reach that part, you go understand
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Whyzaid(f): 2:29pm On Oct 17, 2021
Therock5555:



Yes and No, when I reach that part, you go understand
kk, waiting
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 8:14pm On Oct 18, 2021
Hey guys, it's been a great weekend....

Lemme drop conclusion of Francis and Blessing saga next and then I'll resume fully tomorrow..... Thanks for the comments...


I've been laughing as I read through....


Thanks once again

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 8:16pm On Oct 18, 2021
~~~FORTY~THREE~~~
I kept rolling around the bed, I couldn't sleep. Then I thought of the sextape, I grabbed her phone and switched the lights on, I slowly grabbed her left middle finger, naso I place am for the finger print scanner, sharp sharp the phone unlocked, I grabbed mine and went back to the parlour.

I noticed that the videos were gone from her vault, nawao. When me na phone geek, luckily her delete bin was enabled, she deleted the pictures but they were stuck in the delete bin for a couple of days, I restored it back.

I transferred everything to my phone and sent it to my vault then deleted hers properly. Atleast she get sense say she no suppose keep those kind of things carelessly.

I guess she did that when Francis kept bugging her about her phone. Wise girl.


When I was finally drifting off to sleep, she woke me and asked me to walk her to the bathroom.

She passed to the parlour afterwards and sat down, her head in her palms.

"You no dey sleep again?" I asked her.


She raised her head and looked at me, then stood up and pushed me to the opposite chair and jumped untop my leg, she cuddled on my chest.


"Babe, I'm feeling somehow?" She wisphered to me.


"How?" I asked, my heartbeat increased.


"Like somebody tried to have sex with me when I was sleeping. I kept refusing but it kept happening over and over again, did you touch me when I was sleeping?"



"No..... No." I shouted and then controlled my voice.

"I didn't touch you cause I told you, you keep slapping me when ever I touch you when you're sleeping." I added. She laughed lightly.



"But seriously, like somebody was touching me Sha. Wait, did Francis sleep on the same bed with us?"




"Eh, yes. But he was at the other end. See you were drunk, did you know that you slapped me before you slept?" I asked.


"Slap you? Me? Are you sure?" She replied, looking at me with suprise.


"Okay ask Francis when he wakes, you dash me better slap. See I don tell you, na shayo go kill you one day. Naso you dey imagine say them dey touch you, abi na konji dey worry you sef?" I teased her.


"You're mad. Which kin konji, let's go to bed biko." She stood up and dragged me up.

I held her waist as we walked to my room. When we got to the room, she stared at Francis sleeping with just boxers on and then at me, I was wearing trouser and sweater, then she stared at the bed again.



"Peter, where did I sleep?" Blessing asked me in a panic.


"In the middle..."



"What? Why would you put me in the middle, when your friend can easily touch me? you should have slept in the middle and put me at the edge." She freaked out.



"Babe calm down, Collin's brother wasn't feeling fine and was on drip, I had to wake up to check him, if I put you on the edge, I'll keep crossing you to get in or out of bed." I explained.


She looked at me for a moment, "don't do that mistake again. No dey trust your friends too much, what if I grabbed Francis in the night and we had sex, would you have been happy?"




"No I won't be happy. Well I'm sorry. Next time I'll take correction, can we sleep now?"



This time she slept on the edge, I at the middle cuddling her, I felt the bed shift behind me, Francis was turning to face the wall. Nothing to look at again, right?








In the morning, Francis volunteered to transfer for Blessing the 2k, he was excited for some reasons. When she left, he finally opened up.



"Guy I almost got lucky in the night o, chai, na small thing remain, I for straff Blessing."


"Hmm, is that so? So wetin come happen?" I asked feigning interest.


"Omor I make sure say I wait for like thirty minutes, naso I begin touch her small small, she been dey respond, even dey open leg for me.
Na she help me remove trouser sef cause she raise her waist up as I dey remove am, na there wahala come happen. Na bum short she wear no be pant."





"Hahahahahahahahaha. Why you no use your iron prick tear the bum short?" I asked.



"Hahahaha, bros, I try o, I even manage finger her small but anytime wey I try remove the short, she go tear me slap. I try tire, I finally give up Sha, atleast I kiss her, press breast tire and finger her small. Abeg we need to dey go this kind of chilling every Sunday, you go dey carry her with us, I fit dey lucky next time."




"And my Vaseline?" I asked coldly. He stopped speaking and was trying to reason what brought Vaseline into his hot gist.



"Wetin do Vaseline?" He finally asked after trying and failing to find the missing link.



"What did my vaseline do to you, you get up go fetch am pass three times. Na Blessing ask you to go fetch am?"

"Bro, eh, hahahaha, eh, no reason am, I reason say if I use Vaseline, I go fit slid in through under of her bumshort, the short just dey clean the Vaseline, I no fit enter." He finally blurted out while looking down.



"Dude wetin my girls do you? Have I ever chased any of your girls before? Shebi I dey find babes for you, why you no dey ever gree comot eyes from my own?" I asked.



"Bros, no reason am, you know say I no fit get the kind babes wey you dey get, you na fine girls magnet, and na my kind of specs you dey date, the kind girls wey I dey date no dey make sense for me. Abeg no reason am."




"Make I no reason am? You've targeted almost all the chicks you have seen me with, Grace, Ruth, now Blessing and others that I don't wanna mention. Naso we go dey dey?"



"Bro, abeg no take am personal, yesterday na shayo and too much konji cause am."


"That's okay. Just put it at the back of your mind that you've crossed a line you shouldn't have, and I'll never forget it, count this my unforgiveness as a big favor cause Blessing actually figured out that somebody touched her when she was sleeping. I'll have told her you were the one, I'm very sure you know the kind of person Blessing is, she would have stabbed you in your sleep.
But I cherish our friendship, you're a lil bro to me, I love you like my younger brother, I wouldn't allow any woman come between us, except na you drift away, and just know that you've bleeped up."


"Bros I'm really sorry, I thought you gave me consent last night when I asked."



"Even if I gave you consent, na me you wan Bleep? Did you ask her? Do you know this can be used against you in court? Guy dey use your head na."

"By the way," I said grabbing my phone. "See the pussy wey you be wan nack, look am well well o, cause this would be how close you'll ever get near that pussy again. Now get the hell out of my house before I really snap. You know say we never get problem before, no allow me show you my other side."



I know say Francis go wan die as him sight that sex tape, him blokus go just dey rise and fall like Indi Amin of Uganda. His face said it all.

He muttered an apology and walked out.

"Hey, one more thing, you owe me a new jar of Vaseline."



He turned slowly and then walked back to me, removed #500 and placed it on the table before walking out again......





When I told my guys this story, they were foaming in the mouth, some almost beat me for not beating that dude into a pulp, some even begged me to give them go ahead to Bleep up the niqqa but I told everyone to be calming down, e never reach level of violence.


Life is too short to be forming enemity, I have never fought because of a lady before and I have promised myself not to except she's my wife, daughter, sibling or mother and they definitely must be the innocent party cause if na them find trouble, OYO is their name. Hahahaha.


I told my guys, life is not decided by the present. Life is like a chess game, you have to stategize every move from the beginning or else you'll find your king lost in a limbo.


Despite their flaws, I still had more faith in Francis than Blessing, the former na boy wey I nuture, I don hand am pussy before, but he slacked, he's never forgiven himself. But then na person wey I fit run up to for help if need be, My gentle reaction already told him that he owes me big time. Blessing is not just any girl, see na area mama with both elder and younger brothers that were the thugs of their area. She'll have sliced and diced Francis if I ever spilled, and Guess what? She'll Bleep me up to cause she'll claim it's a planned job.

Well nobody was hurt right? I just added that secret to my huge rottening piles of secrets in my innermost chambers, as e be like that, make e be like that...


We Rise........

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by hotswagg12: 8:37pm On Oct 18, 2021
Thanks for the update man. You are far too kind.

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by gstelly: 9:21pm On Oct 18, 2021
Uduak grin na man u be

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Carterj007(m): 12:42am On Oct 19, 2021
Thanks for update. Na man you be.
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 12:45pm On Oct 19, 2021
~~~FORTY~FOUR~~~
Zuzi kept being a pest in many ways than one. She wanted me to play the role of boyfriend to the fullest, I soon got used to random numbers calling me to hear the voice of the dude Zuzi won't stop gushing about everywhere she go. I talk till my mouth bend.


One morning, she sent me a biology assignment, it was a borrowed course and since na my field, she instantly felt I should do it for her, I told her that google still works, but she trusted me over Google, like say no be the same google I go get answer from.




I told her to come collect the assignment by 3pm because I had to go to church by 6pm. I browsed the assignment and saved the pages then began copying it on a long sheet two leaves paper.

Victor hit me up that he was nearby, since that day, he stopped coming to my area. I went to the next area and saw him, dude was loaded so we went for cruise reloaded.



Before I'll return, it was 3pm already, I was high as a kite and I hadn't written half of the assignment down.
I reason am say I fit send the web pages I saved to her WhatsApp and she could copy out the rest, so I set my phone alarm for 5:30pm and passed out, hoping that if she arrives, she would call or wake me.


Instead, my alarm woke me up, no Missed calls. I Waka go bath, when I came back, I had two missed calls from Zuzi.


"Na your 3pm be this?" I said as she received my call.

"Babe sorry, I slept off. I'm coming now." She replied.


"Don't bother, I wan enter church, I'll bring it for you tomorrow." I replied.



"No... I'm submitting it tomorrow, please wait for me. I'm bringing food for you."


Okay, it was the food for me, I begin pull my cloth and grabbed my phone to my neighbors room, Mazi downloaded some new movies that I really wanted.


I was wearing only shorts as I sat in his room, his curtain was raised so that I could my own back door incase any body comes.

Zuzi soon walked in, she entered the room and kissed me, greeted Mazi also. I told her that I hadn't finished copying her assignment so she should go in and wait for me, when I collect the movies I'll join her.





I was still sending movies, but this time I was backing the door cause I turned to talk to Mazi, his colleague wasn't around.

Mazi was answering what I asked him then stopped in mid sentence, opened his eyes in suprise and bursted into wild laughter, I was wondering what went wrong and then he pointed behind me, I turned slowly and the only thing on my face was worse than laughter.


I was FUCKING FREAKED OUT!!!

Blessing was standing just outside the door, smiling at me. My heart sank. I dropped my phone and walked to her, she hugged me, I was stiff like a statue.

"Babe, why did you not tell me you were coming?" I asked.


"Ah, ah, so I can't come and check you without calling? By the way, I lost my phone in school today, I'm so depressed, please don't add useless questions to my headache. Is it a crime to come visit somebody that would calm me down this evening?"


She said and turned sharply and walked into my house, my heart broke in 72 places.


I ran back into Mazi's room. "Guy how far, wahala dey oooo."


"Hahahaha, I don tell you, you too dey fuvk, now see as you don cast."


"Guy, forget that one, we need a plan. See as e be so, we gats comot the gentler one from the room, I can handle Blessing, and since you are dating Zuzi's friend, you can pose as her guy, and then carry her to your room, I'll try and dismiss Blessing then Zuzi would come back, I know as I go explain things." I explained, even I was impressed with my own plan, it sounded fool proof but then I got hit by the last obstacle I could ever imagine.




"Why do you think I would help you?" Mazi brutually asked.



"Haba nah, you na my guy na. Help a bro na." I teased him thinking he was a joking.


"Guy, shebi you and Ruth still dey together?"


"Ehen?"



"So why you come dey cheat on her, with not even one babe sef, multiple chicks, naso you go dey disturb us with noise every day, na only you get prick, oya go Bleep the two of them together nah, me I wan watch as them go break your head today."




I was looking at Mazi with my mouth open, e shock me say this nigga dey spit this kind of words from his mouth, what did I do to offend him this way? I broke into a nervous laughter, it still sounded like a comedy show to my ears.


"Guy, you na my Akwa ibom brother oh, I've never asked you for anything before, just help me nah. Abeg." I could kneel down if he asked but the bro turned away and asked me to go face my problem myself.



I turned slowly and walked out, I did sign of the cross before walking into the parlour. Since there was light, I felt that Zuzi would have been waiting for me in the Parlour, as for Blessing, my room is her forte, I believed she would have gone direct to my room, either way I thought I still stood a chance.




I walked into the Parlour to find it empty, the television was on but nobody was watching it. My world began spinning as reality hit me.


THE TWO GIRLS ARE IN MY ROOM!!!



My heart was beating like makossa music was played inside. My legs were shaking as I raised my curtain.......



Shebi if I had gone to church, all this things no for happen? My brother and sisters, no substitute church for woman oooo. He who get ear, make him hear oo......

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 12:48pm On Oct 19, 2021
Happy Tuesday folks. I say make I drop one for una. No qualms.


Let the guessing game begin, if person fit predict wetin happen next correctly, I go post next chapter before 7pm...


If una no guess well, we'll find out by 10pm grin


Hey I didn't die o, remember na me still dey write the story. Hahahahaha

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Olatoman(m): 1:01pm On Oct 19, 2021
Therock5555:
Happy Tuesday folks. I say make I drop one for una. No qualms.


Let the guessing game begin, if person fit predict wetin happen next correctly, I go post next chapter before 7pm...


If una no guess well, we'll find out by 10pm grin


Hey I didn't die o, remember na me still dey write the story. Hahahahaha


Blessing was in the kitchen, Zuzi was in the room pretending not to be your gf?
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by aprilwise(m): 1:03pm On Oct 19, 2021
Actor no dey die for film
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by PraisesPblaze(m): 1:17pm On Oct 19, 2021
They knew each other.

They acted matured and waited for you for answers.

If am wrong in the two above...?! Then, Zuzi became the pretender, she used her head asap.
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Tissyjay(f): 2:01pm On Oct 19, 2021
You chop double slap . Abeg us update as he Dey hot.
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 2:35pm On Oct 19, 2021
Olatoman:



Blessing was in the kitchen, Zuzi was in the room pretending not to be your gf?

Both of them dey my room joor, hahahaha

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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 2:35pm On Oct 19, 2021
aprilwise:
Actor no dey die for film


Oil dey your head... Hahahaha
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 2:36pm On Oct 19, 2021
PraisesPblaze:
They knew each other.

They acted matured and waited for you for answers.

If am wrong in the two above...?! Then, Zuzi became the pretender, she used her head asap.



Hahahahaha you dey far from the answer Sha, but you dey the lane somehow, hahahaha.


That was the first time they were meeting though...
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 2:37pm On Oct 19, 2021
Tissyjay:
You chop double slap . Abeg us update as he Dey hot.




Hahahaha, this girl wan get me, but God pass you grin grin

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