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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Ebullient76(m): 11:38pm On Dec 12, 2021
My eyes don see shege for women lies. In fact, I just dey sempe dey watch Dem these days
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by samology2000: 11:39pm On Dec 12, 2021
Guys please lets not carry women matter in our hearts so that we will live long to enjoy the fruits of our labor. Some of us are lucky having God fearing women while some of us are not.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Edyice: 11:41pm On Dec 12, 2021
berryPee:
This babe look so innocent. whenever I pay her a visit, she's either in Bro. Femi's room laughing to his jokes or they are having a chat in their compound, She kept telling me ghat he is just a nice neighbour and there's nothing going on between them until I mistakenly enter her chats with him. What I saw made me to vow NEVER to be serious with too sanctimonious girls. My people I tried to force tear out of my eyes to wash away my pain but the man in me refused to shed tears.



Most Bea who are always saying they prefer having dudes as friends then female are not to be trusted..


My babe did same keeping some dudes as friends



She's dating one now , and I want to believe she must have knack others she called friends

Anyways she told me she wasn't interested in our relationship before dating the dude .

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Ingocof(m): 11:42pm On Dec 12, 2021
Epeegee:
Firstly shina cris of Achiever football club of ibadan,if you reading this E no go better for you


I and my babe lives in Lagos,nah so she she told me she want attend family meeting at ogun state,I still give her T.fare,and I also have a football match far away at ibadan,To God be the Glory naso my opponent bring babe enter dressing room,lo and behold it was my girlfriend I saw,that was the day I knew nothing is impossible in this life


After God i fear daughters of eve




Pls tell me the reaction of the lady when she saw you

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Edyice: 11:46pm On Dec 12, 2021
Ebullient76:
My eyes don see shege for women lies. In fact, I just dey sempe dey watch Dem these days



grin grin

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Tboymessiah(m): 11:48pm On Dec 12, 2021
ugodson:
[b]She told me they were having a party to end the seminar that they booked hotel for them,well I just wanted her to enjoy herself cos of work stress. I believed her (my wife o) later called that night she didn't pick and she called me back and said they were done she is missing me as a mumu I was naa. Got to know later like 3weeks later there was actually a party but there was nothing like hotel accommodation for anyone.
She believed I won't find out she spent the night with another man.hmmmmm I SWEAR IT STILL HURTS I SWEAR.

U don try, egbon go court serve her the paper

I was just a fool to even see her off in getting a taxi to the island.
FEAR PERSON WEY NO FEAR WOMAN.
Can you imagine she took my kids away from me,I have asked sent her messages let's go for a divorce dis girl hasn't said a word.

Secondly she came back late around 11pm she smelt of alcohol asked where she has been,she told me she was with a client and she drank red wine and d so called client told her it's good for d heart,married woman

Please this a true story. Please guys Fear woman never give her 100 percent trust. NEVER[/b]
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Edyice: 11:48pm On Dec 12, 2021
samology2000:
Guys please lets not carry women matter in our hearts so that we will live long to enjoy the fruits of our labor. Some of us are lucky having God fearing women while some of us are not.



Carrying woman matter for head could send someone to his early grave

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by halfbloodprince(m): 11:49pm On Dec 12, 2021
ugodson:
[b]She told me they were having a party to end the seminar that they booked hotel for them,well I just wanted her to enjoy herself cos of work stress. I believed her (my wife o) later called that night she didn't pick and she called me back and said they were done she is missing me as a mumu I was naa. Got to know later like 3weeks later there was actually a party but there was nothing like hotel accommodation for anyone.
She believed I won't find out she spent the night with another man.hmmmmm I SWEAR IT STILL HURTS I SWEAR.

I was just a fool to even see her off in getting a taxi to the island.
FEAR PERSON WEY NO FEAR WOMAN.
Can you imagine she took my kids away from me,I have asked sent her messages let's go for a divorce dis girl hasn't said a word.

Secondly she came back late around 11pm she smelt of alcohol asked where she has been,she told me she was with a client and she drank red wine and d so called client told her it's good for d heart,married woman

Please this a true story. Please guys Fear woman never give her 100 percent trust. NEVER[/b]

What in the actual fu*k?!! How do I marry with this mindset and fear I’ve accumulated from all these stories? I would be so hurt I could pull out a pistol, and that’s my biggest fear

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Ramirezkhay(m): 11:51pm On Dec 12, 2021
cheesy cheesy cheesy

I don't know if they all attended the same school cos they usually give similar excuse concerning how they got deflowered!

The lie goes thus;

They usually go to this fake birthday party with their friends and the said guy!

They will now proceed to make you believe the guy get them drunk then do his thang with them before regaining their consciousness!

Who be Foooool


grin grin grin

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by halfbloodprince(m): 11:52pm On Dec 12, 2021
Chimeluv:
He said he doesnt smoke but i saw him smoke weed angry


Hahaha. I’ve told that lie and been caught several times. Clean now tho smiley

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Stevyne: 11:54pm On Dec 12, 2021
Orgasmgiver123:
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot



Damn.. Nasty.. I'm out of here
You go soon enter market, Ashiere!

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by JovialJune(f): 11:55pm On Dec 12, 2021
jaxxy:


Bt he didn’t cheat on her. It was a friendly visit tho he lied about it. Since nothing happened he should be forgiven.


He cheated on her, apparently they've been chatting and planning to meet up some months back, my friend knew he would lodge in an hotel for the 3 days, you want to bet she didn't stay with him and didnt have sex all through?

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Epeegee(m): 11:57pm On Dec 12, 2021
Ingocof:





Pls tell me the reaction of the lady when she saw you


Bro the guy football kit fell from her hand,she was just there looking at me but me just do like nothing happened so I won't let people know what's up or kill my fellow footballers moral,But The guy no fit forget that day,I dey play am like gattuso nhi

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by halfbloodprince(m): 12:01am On Dec 13, 2021
cayorday89:
Direct from the horse's mouth as typed by her....



10/11/2020, 9:48 am - +234 903 197: I neva had any doubt
And God knows I neva had anyone
But the person present was a connection from my boss sister that stays abroad
So it's not my formulation
10/11/2020, 9:49 am - Kuljoe: But you should av let me know instead of pretending and deceiving me, even if it's not your formulation, it's still your decision to take and you were not forced I guess
10/11/2020, 9:50 am - +234 903 197: I neva knew until the first Saturday of last month wen they matched down to my house to ask my hand in marriage
10/11/2020, 9:50 am - +234 903 197: God knows
10/11/2020, 9:51 am - +234 903 197: U just concluded
10/11/2020, 9:51 am - +234 903 197: I and my family have not even concluded they are still waiting for my reply
10/11/2020, 9:54 am - +234 903 197: That man stays abroad
My boss sister met him and told him about me
He came to Nigeria and meet me
I told him I had someone but he keeps disturbing
10/11/2020, 9:54 am - +234 903 197: Have u seen me post him
10/11/2020, 9:54 am - +234 903 197: I can't marry someone I don't know
10/11/2020, 9:55 am - +234 903 197: I never for once loved u less
10/11/2020, 9:56 am - +234 903 197: Despite everything i went through I had faith that someday all the dreams we had will come out real
10/11/2020, 9:56 am - +234 903 197: But u saw something and concluded
10/11/2020, 9:56 am - +234 903 197: I can't marry a man I don't know
10/11/2020, 9:58 am - +234 903 197: See eh
My sister told me to play along with him, based on the fact that he is wealthy and has connections so even if I tell him am not interested he won't cut everything off
10/11/2020, 9:59 am - +234 903 197: See
If u can just know how depressed I was
10/11/2020, 9:59 am - Kuljoe: And you want me to believe this
10/11/2020, 10:00 am - +234 903 197: Am not begging you to believe me
10/11/2020, 10:00 am - +234 903 197: But God knows everyone's heart





Funny enough, the guy is based in Naija and not Abroad, she just had to lie.

Wow. Hmm.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Pumpumking: 12:04am On Dec 13, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:



well another nairaland babe say i have the bigggest dik on nairaland....sadly she waz tellin the truth? undecided
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by 18wheeler: 12:04am On Dec 13, 2021
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Epeegee:



Bro the guy football kit fell from her hand,she was just there looking at me but me just do like nothing happened so I won't let people know what's up or kill my fellow footballers moral,But The guy no fit forget that day,I dey play am like gattuso nhi
That Gattuso you brought in killed me ���

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by JovialJune(f): 12:19am On Dec 13, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
i dont argue, but ask people who has the knowledge than you do.


Make Google your friend, men are more than women in the world.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by ashjay001(m): 12:20am On Dec 13, 2021
ugodson:
[b]She told me they were having a party to end the seminar that they booked hotel for them,well I just wanted her to enjoy herself cos of work stress. I believed her (my wife o) later called that night she didn't pick and she called me back and said they were done she is missing me as a mumu I was naa. Got to know later like 3weeks later there was actually a party but there was nothing like hotel accommodation for anyone.
She believed I won't find out she spent the night with another man.hmmmmm I SWEAR IT STILL HURTS I SWEAR.

I was just a fool to even see her off in getting a taxi to the island.
FEAR PERSON WEY NO FEAR WOMAN.
Can you imagine she took my kids away from me,I have asked sent her messages let's go for a divorce dis girl hasn't said a word.

Secondly she came back late around 11pm she smelt of alcohol asked where she has been,she told me she was with a client and she drank red wine and d so called client told her it's good for d heart,married woman

Please this a true story. Please guys Fear woman never give her 100 percent trust. NEVER[/b]

Like say, you still want her? Just get a lawyer and sue for divorce shikena, which one is waiting for her again?

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by cobso608787: 12:22am On Dec 13, 2021
younglleo:
thief!! grin grin grin grin!

Refurbished nairaland

I think the site is also owned by seun. In anyways, I like the concept....Ghanaians need a platform of free speech as well

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Nobody: 12:22am On Dec 13, 2021
JovialJune:



Make Google your friend, men are more than women in the world.
u are right

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Nobody: 12:26am On Dec 13, 2021
Ingocof:





Pls tell me the reaction of the lady when she saw you
how u wan make she react? Nah shame go dey catcham nah.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by doe: 12:27am On Dec 13, 2021
I use to know someone like this. Fine girl o! But all her friends na dudes. Until she decide to confess with her own mouth say all but one Don knak am. By the time we count finish, body count Don pass 20. I sofrey bury any idea of marriage and waka. Can't come be having high BP!


berryPee:
This babe look so innocent. whenever I pay her a visit, she's either in Bro. Femi's room laughing to his jokes or they are having a chat in their compound, She kept telling me ghat he is just a nice neighbour and there's nothing going on between them until I mistakenly enter her chats with him. What I saw made me to vow NEVER to be serious with too sanctimonious girls. My people I tried to force tear out of my eyes to wash away my pain but the man in me refused to shed tears.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by ebuka333: 12:29am On Dec 13, 2021
My ex then went for NYSC in 2013, came back and I noticed my honey pot which was supposed to be closed since we have not seen for months was widely gaping... Asked her warris dis....
And she said, it was plantain, she apparently used plantain on herself....
SMH, but when a man loves a woman, he is a simp, and sees no wrong in her.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by DZTech: 12:30am On Dec 13, 2021
Blame China, lol
JovialJune:



Make Google your friend, men are more than women in the world.
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by dostr4(m): 12:34am On Dec 13, 2021
Women can lie , its used to be "i was raped" story na siddon de nack at will person de

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by batstan(m): 12:34am On Dec 13, 2021
ugodson:
[b]She told me they were having a party to end the seminar that they booked hotel for them,well I just wanted her to enjoy herself cos of work stress. I believed her (my wife o) later called that night she didn't pick and she called me back and said they were done she is missing me as a mumu I was naa. Got to know later like 3weeks later there was actually a party but there was nothing like hotel accommodation for anyone.
She believed I won't find out she spent the night with another man.hmmmmm I SWEAR IT STILL HURTS I SWEAR.

I was just a fool to even see her off in getting a taxi to the island.
FEAR PERSON WEY NO FEAR WOMAN.
Can you imagine she took my kids away from me,I have asked sent her messages let's go for a divorce dis girl hasn't said a word.

Secondly she came back late around 11pm she smelt of alcohol asked where she has been,she told me she was with a client and she drank red wine and d so called client told her it's good for d heart,married woman

Please this a true story. Please guys Fear woman never give her 100 percent trust. NEVER[/b]
I can relate
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by bluefilm: 12:35am On Dec 13, 2021
Lordedifice1:
She told me that she hadn't seen her cousin for 10years she wants to her who was a he in Anambra State
Later found out that she was at her original boyfriend house
That lie broke my heart and that day was 1 January 2019 i welcomed the year with heart break
Juliet na so you go dy meet heart breakers everyday.
pregnantMan:
She lied that her dad was sick and she wanted visiting him in the village, not knowing that she was going to spend some days in another guy's house.. I later found out tho..
Sandra, dog will bite your ass angry

The two of una no well at all aswear. grin grin grin

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by DZTech: 12:37am On Dec 13, 2021
I've been calling you for a whole week! I was so scared that something had happened to you! Why didn't you answer?!
...

...

Wait for it...












I went to see our family friend who just gave birth and left my phone at home.

Babe wey dey hold phone like her soul.

And the next time it happened-
My dad seized my phone... shocked

So now, I just straff with double protection. Plus-
No more billing.
cool

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Nobody: 12:56am On Dec 13, 2021
JovialJune:
This happened to someone I know

The mugu lied that his mum in U.S told him and his siblings to travel to her state so they can get familiar with her people, whereas he went to see a lady he met on this forum, for the 3 days he was there, anytime my friend wants to talk to his sister through his phone, he will lie that she's not around or other silly excuses, las las the lady he went to see was engaged and planning her wedding for early next year, when my friend found out, the way she mocked and laughed at him ehn cheesy the mumu was stammering and speechless, she broke up with him straight.
He slept in the ladys house for 3 days?

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