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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Parizz: 2:52pm On Apr 28, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
Girls with waist beads are natural born oloshos
Whenever I see a babe with beads it immediately know say she be olosho
Na to approach her, reason with her
8 out if 10 of them dey always agree to knack.

Tho I can't marry a babe that wears such
I can knack them and move on
me dey bite the beat as i fùck
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by AssCraver: 2:53pm On Apr 28, 2023
jayAjoku:
If girls wey Dey wear waist beads give you doggy here 🤣😂. To cut the beads go hungry you

Mad man. 😂 😂 😂 I can relate shaa

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Jakumo(m): 2:54pm On Apr 28, 2023
Parizz:
me dey bite the beat as i fùck

Wonderment. Na him be say dis man sabi chop toto well-well. Diariz God o.

Anyway, man pikin must use hin teeth bite betta ting for dis life, so no wahala.

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by EPIJOE: 2:57pm On Apr 28, 2023
Hmmm for those who have been trapped by this so called beads have alot of stories to tell.

In as much as it's mostly for fashion, some ladies take advantage of it to jazz men.

It takes Grace to get out of it once charmed. Guys be careful and be warned.

Almost everything nowadays is spiritual. He who have spiritual talents would understand better.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Jakumo(m): 2:59pm On Apr 28, 2023
EPIJOE:
Hmmm for those who have been trapped by this so called beads have alot of stories to tell.

In as much as it's mostly for fashion, some ladies take advantage of it to jazz men.

It takes Grace to get out of it once charmed. Guys be careful and be warned.

Almost everything nowadays is spiritual. He who have spiritual talents would understand better.

Please don't disturb me Oga. My ambition is to die on top fine too and you are trying to discourage me. Face ya work there abeg.

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by nduchucks: 3:00pm On Apr 28, 2023
mrrandomguy:
1. Those waist beads are from the marine kingdom.

2. Most Nigerian men have become dominated by women wearing these things.

3. The kinds of SIMPing stories I read on nairaland this days are really disgusting. And I know that ìlèkè ìdí is the culprit.

4. That "I SURRENDER TO YOUR ÌLÈKÈ ÌDÍ" song by Simi is the activating command of the seductive power of these beads.

5. Once a man sings that song and he sees beads on a woman's waist, his destiny becomes a target. His deek becomes hard.

6. If he goes on to touch the beads or have sex with the woman, that is the end. No redpiller can save him, only Jesus.

7. Even Adekunle Gold has become a SIMP.

People still believe in marine kingdom in this day and age. Wonders shall never end.

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by fadilaMaikiriki: 3:03pm On Apr 28, 2023
Jakumo:


I look, look, look sotaaaaaay I no see am. Wait make I igo bring anoda computer come.
See it here.

Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Jakumo(m): 3:10pm On Apr 28, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
See it here.

Mmmmm very tasty. To type my response now sef, na wahala.

Fine women get one kind power to make man pikin forget himself and jam moto sef.

Thank you Jeeseus for my 20-20 vision on this glorious day. Lordy lordy.

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by ItisWell22(f): 3:14pm On Apr 28, 2023
linearity:
ebi like say this topic go sweet, I don see say one guy man don dey ask for the address to the marine kingdom oh!

wetin u need an for self?


He wants direct access to the source of the beaded waist women (according to Op) 🤭
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by victorazy(m): 3:15pm On Apr 28, 2023
Yet, those wearing it never build house grin
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by jayAjoku(m): 3:18pm On Apr 28, 2023
AssCraver:


Mad man. 😂 😂 😂 I can relate shaa
🤣😂
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by fadilaMaikiriki: 3:21pm On Apr 28, 2023
PulaPower:

I think it’s best a woman stay neutral regarding beads usage. So, that you’re going to use or not would depend on if the guy you’re with likes it..

So what you did is cool..
Yes, I think that is better. That was why I removed it. Because putting it on, you won't know if the person likes it or not and you already have it on. You'll be thinking the man sees you as an angel, you don't know he's seeing you as a devil or someone from marine kingdom that can harm him. Even if you tell them it's for weight check and not what they think, they'll still not believe you. So, I just decided to remove it and have nothing on instead.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by fadilaMaikiriki: 3:24pm On Apr 28, 2023
Jakumo:


Kindly wear those beads and post your picture here for the nairaland Panel of Experts to deliberate sternly for some hours before publishing our White Paper findings.
I'll make a thread on that this weekend. The opinions of the majority will determine if I'll put it back or not. I'll be going with whatever the majority says.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by layzie: 3:27pm On Apr 28, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Majority of what you wrote are myths and opinions.

We heard this in early 2000s when women trousers and crop tops were introduced.

We will get used to it.

For now keep wallowing in spiritual bulabaism

Love the last sentence. Especially the way it's coined, good use of that last word grin

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Jakumo(m): 3:28pm On Apr 28, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
I'll make a thread on that this weekend. The opinions of the majority will determine if I'll put it back or not. I'll be going with whatever the majority says.

My vote in favor is already on record o. All other votes can be ignored unless they are in favor of extreme sexiness in a woman who wears beads on her waist to blow minds left and right. Prudes and superstitious people don't matter.

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by fadilaMaikiriki: 3:30pm On Apr 28, 2023
Jakumo:


My vote in favor is already on record o. All other votes can be ignored unless they are in favor of extreme sexiness in a woman who wears beads on her waist to blow minds left and right. Prudes and superstitious people don't matter.
Hmmmm! Till then sha.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by foleskay(m): 3:31pm On Apr 28, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Look at them. I've removed them already.
Yours too much nw. I prefer thos single tread








Me with it;
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by isabi2lof: 3:33pm On Apr 28, 2023
Any man that shows love to a woman is now considered a simp , you guys should just date and marry yourselves undecided

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Jakumo(m): 3:37pm On Apr 28, 2023
isabi2lof:
Any man that shows love to a woman is now considered a simp , you guys should just date and marry yourselves undecided

The same-sex man-love crew members are not pleased to see red-blooded males expressing their desire to see sexy attire on women, so they start throwing meaningless labels around like babies throwing their toys about in the playpen.

It is well o haha.

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by phemmyfour: 3:39pm On Apr 28, 2023
Aforxzy:
Waist beads are fashion and cultural elements some women wear to beautify their bodies. It can also be used to check weight gain or loss.

Total turn off
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by cococandy(f): 3:40pm On Apr 28, 2023
Jakumo:
Waist beads drive me absolutely demented with wanton desire and unbridled animal lust. This lady merely mentioned that she wears beads around her trim waist and the next thing I found myself on my bended knees BEGGING like a hungry junkyard dog that she should PLEASE pose for my camera wearing those beads. On the condition that I look but don't touch, AND that her face is not shown online, my desperate prayer was graciously granted and the picture below is the result.

Lord have mercy. I nogo forget that day lai-lai

That’s a gorgeous woman

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by isabi2lof: 3:42pm On Apr 28, 2023
Jakumo:


The same-sex man-love crew members are not pleased to see red-blooded males expressing their desire to see sexy attire on women, so they start throwing meaningless labels around like babies throwing their toys about in the playpen.

It is well o haha.

I just tire , there's nothing they won't complain about .

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by cococandy(f): 3:43pm On Apr 28, 2023
EPIJOE:
Hmmm for those who have been trapped by this so called beads have alot of stories to tell.

In as much as it's mostly for fashion, some ladies take advantage of it to jazz men.

It takes Grace to get out of it once charmed. Guys be careful and be warned.

Almost everything nowadays is spiritual. He who have spiritual talents would understand better.

The way some of you have been brainwashed into demonizing African culture is astonishing. But the funny thing is that the things you now consider African are borrowed from other western religions and cultures

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by isabi2lof: 3:44pm On Apr 28, 2023
Jakumo:
Waist beads drive me absolutely demented with wanton desire and unbridled animal lust. This lady merely mentioned that she wears beads around her trim waist and the next thing I found myself on my bended knees BEGGING like a hungry junkyard dog that she should PLEASE pose for my camera wearing those beads. On the condition that I look but don't touch, AND that her face is not shown online, my desperate prayer was graciously granted and the picture below is the result.

Lord have mercy. I nogo forget that day lai-lai

Somebody's wife grin grin
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Jakumo(m): 3:46pm On Apr 28, 2023
isabi2lof:


Somebody's wife grin grin

She is single actually but not available to me, regrettably.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Hassanmaye(m): 3:52pm On Apr 28, 2023
MrAgbako:
I agree with OP 100%. Don't ask how or why 😎

Men lives are danger and they don't know lol.
If u a man and u still think with your dicck instead of brain and spiritual awareness then you are a goner in this world


Mak una wait fess make I sip small. I dey come
Please tell us what's going on..

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by isabi2lof: 4:02pm On Apr 28, 2023
Jakumo:


She is single actually but not available to me, regrettably.
okay but I don't think the pics is necessary even though her face is not showing, many people would've saved the pics , and never can tell where she might later see the pics .

I don't think I can ever try such again.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Awise09(m): 4:08pm On Apr 28, 2023
Try mistakenly cut your girlfriend waits bead for you to get sense small.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Jakumo(m): 4:14pm On Apr 28, 2023
isabi2lof:
okay but I don't think the pics is necessary even though her face is not showing, many people would've saved the pics , and never can tell where she might later see the pics .

I don't think I can ever try such again.

She is actually proud of the body she sculpted with exercise and has no qualms about showing it off. Having frequented clothing-optional beaches in Cali, I learned to be respectful of women while in their presence at such places, and my laid-back attitude cultivated long ago put her at ease and made her feel safe shedding clothes alone with me outdoors in a remote area. She might even be reading this topic, but I won't tell haha.
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by Bahamas95(m): 4:14pm On Apr 28, 2023
One of the numerous reasons why I regret being an African, most especially a Nigerian......Most Nigerians reason with their anu.s instead of their brains.


Waist beads wey dey sexy nai person dey condemn, I don't believe those spiritual rubbish attached to waist beads.


Just imagine fvcking a banny with waist beads on her clapping bumbum in dogggy position.

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Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by nedekid: 4:20pm On Apr 28, 2023
Illegal1:
Omoh.......nah ur own cup of tea be dat ooh,as for me...i can't date/marry a grl without waist bead.
Nna, I feel you, that beads de upgrade waist. cool
Re: Waist Beads Have Turned Some Nigerian Men Into Mumu by nedekid: 4:21pm On Apr 28, 2023
Bahamas95:
One of the numerous reasons why I regret being an African, most especially a Nigerian......Most Nigerians reason with their anu.s instead of their brains.


Waist beads wey dey sexy nai person dey condemn, I don't believe those spiritual rubbish attached to waist beads.


Just imagine fvcking a banny with waist beads on her clapping bumbum in dogggy position.
I can just imagine. grin

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