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Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Abifavor: 12:20pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
I have been laughing before I finished reading the whole story. πππππππ |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by cejaypriesty(m): 12:24pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Karlifate:π€£π€£π€£ |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by sonofElElyon: 12:25pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
TheDemola: We know it's fiction but very funny |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Bluntemperor: 12:27pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
JeffreyD1: OP,save your Soul! Please,send an SOS to your American girlfriend and let her know the danger on her so called ' Penelope'- Wallgeko she de die for! Tell her,how poisonous that thing is,that you saved her from untimely death,as if Penelope touched her food,she would just died instantly,for it has destroyed a whole family in Nigeria! So,let Penelope died and she should recall you back to the State. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Alexiiydon: 12:28pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Righteousness2:oga itβs not funny anymore use your brain for once na 2 Likes |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Offpointng: 12:29pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
N3TRAL: If they're harmless why are you covering ur food from them?? the way some slowpokes put their dumb thoughts into typing sef 1 Like |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Pque(m): 12:39pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Offpointng: Really? πππ. How many stories of gecko have you heard where they were the cause of death to any human? |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Eviana(f): 12:41pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Righteousness2: Sir, No disrespect meant, but I am more than willing to bet that the lizard was just that: a lizard...her pet of choice. It wasn't sent on a mission to get info about the guy and then destroy him Many, many Caucasian people absolutely adore (and borderline worship) animals more than humans here. It is by no means unusual for one to own a lizard as a pet. Horses, dogs, cats, lizards, chickens, snakes, gerbils fish, rabbits, etc., It's just an extreme love for animals....98 percent of the time. Practically any creature that one can afford to buy and rear, I can guarantee has one. I'm not saying that it's wise in every case...you do have extreme, bizarre cases. As a Christian for some decades now, and what I have been exhausting my words on this site for about 7 yrs or so, is about this Nigerian brand of Christianity--- You guys mix superstition/culture in with the pure Word of God....there hence is the problem. They cannot mix. Culture is culture, but the Word is the Word. Umm, I respect your opinion regarding principalities here in the U.S., but I wholeheartedly disagree about more here than there. We definitely have some heavy spiritual wickedness in high places...no doubt. We look like child's play compared to Naija though. You've just proven my point when you say that a lizard was sent on a mission to destroy a guy....... Other examples: a child being a witch, a woman turning into a bat, a cat staring through a window is a demon, a cricket on the floor....and the piece de' resistance: a spirit having sexual relations with a human. I have never, ever seen these types of things in my life. I could go on and on... It's a challenge to "un-learn" wrong beliefs and then "re-learn" truth, but it can be done to a humble and willing person. You are definitely correct about your last comment though. Be blessed. 1 Like |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by N3TRAL: 12:42pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Offpointng: It is hygienic and healthy to cover one's food. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by lolu2019: 12:44pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Offpointng:how is that possible.i will cover my pot of soup.and they don't go near hot food.u will only see them near open and spoilt food.i think people just put the blame on wall geckos after commiting their atrocities.it is fixed.the endegeared specie u should be worried about is women not wall geckos. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by kernniejay(m): 12:52pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
N3TRAL:Let something like penelope fall inside your pot of soup or pee inside your tea alone, you will realize how harmless it is. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Ten06(m): 12:53pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Candidlady: He hasn't told us that Nigeria politicians are principality too |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by sprints1: 12:54pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Shapeaso:they are not dem no dey kill them or throw them away some bring tidings some her evil. Beware of the ones wey dey walk for floor. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Mryacks: 1:00pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
N3TRAL: Bauchi |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by N3TRAL: 1:04pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Mryacks: I'll pass. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by AlphaStyles(m): 1:11pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
She say na murderer lolz untop wall gecko. Most of thew value animal and insect lives to that of their fellow human being. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Offpointng: 1:13pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
N3TRAL: Sir do you know they walking over your plate and spoons is at all not healthy to?? |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by DaInferno(m): 1:15pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
frankyychiji:no no, with my experience with this white folks, those people can keep the weirdest things as pets. Probably why the op didn't think it would be a pet and threw it out. Frogs,snakes, chameleons... to mention but a few are all used as pets |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by N3TRAL: 1:19pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Offpointng: No problem as long as you wash your cutlery before eating. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by 1MILLIONLiGHTS(m): 1:25pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Hmm... the sun and lizards. Physics and the occult pretty much say the same thing. I even heard they have something to do with bad dreams...Buh seriously, there is this old James bond movie where the main villain had an Iguana as a pet. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Darevofpeace(m): 1:31pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Pandev: Zazzuuuuuu 1 Like |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by ojonugba2014(m): 1:31pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
If u like yourself.avoid all mf oyinbo ladies because of u fall into the wrong hands,life self go tire u, because your eyes go see shaege banzaaa |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Emyogalanya: 1:36pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Righteousness2:don't you sound stupid to your self? |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Desusi: 1:52pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Mryacks:The story reminded me of my weiery friend Carlo and his wife.The two are living in eastern Germany. I was invited to come and visit them,inside their house are large numbers of cats.They would kissed them one by one and carry them as a mother or father would carry their children. I was wondering cat? I later discovered they were occult.Mr Carlo would want me sleep with his wife,they don't eat meat except egg,they do not use spoon, they hardly bath,maybe once in a month. Its forbidden to use breakable plates etc. White are terribly demonic. I swear. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by SenatorInNigeria(m): 2:03pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
After reading this piece aswear one incidence comes to mind. My wife and I do notice one yeye wall gecko in our bed room wc I term innocent but recently, my wife and I have gone through every item in the house to rid of this said gecko (big) but couldnt find it. Now here is the funny thing I noticed lotta irregularities happening in the house eg. Wifey picking fights unnecessarily, finanances not regular, business not booming, child I'll health and this gecko comes to mind cos we see it some time but when you attempt killing the savage, it just varnishes. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by drlateef: 2:11pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
azeeza: Same with me. I am still laughing uncontrollably πππππ. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by drlateef: 2:15pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
DaInferno: I bet you, those cockroaches he threw away might also be her pets. White girls keep rats as pets. Even worms are kept as pets. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Dybala11(m): 3:08pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
N3TRAL:Some of the so called harmless animals are like collation centres for germs. We shouldn't kill animals indiscriminately sha. |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Mryacks: 3:10pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Desusi: Damn....weirdos |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Dybala11(m): 3:11pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
frankyychiji:It's possible o, what of people keeping snakes as pet?? |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by Chidolalar: 3:22pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
randymirrors:Same way men don't like weak women who feel comfortable spending a man's money |
Re: How A Wall Gecko Shattered My Relationship & Got Me Sacked by randymirrors(f): 3:37pm On Jun 29, 2023 |
Chidolalar: Ok you're pained cos you're a weak man. |
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