*Clears throat*

Leemak: Yes, as a Lecturer one of my female students wooed me probably because she learnt that I've not married....though she is beautiful but I refused to accept her proposal because I dont like dating my student but if from other departments the case might be different.I told her reason sha.

hia Mr lecturer kwa

Yea, a couple of times, but one really stands out. I had an experience with a bank staff that I can never forget. I usually went to a local branch of my bank for transactions, usually cash withdrawals. It so happened that one of the female cashiers started having the hots for me and apparently obtained my phone number through my particulars stored in their computer. Out of the blues I received a call from an unknown number one evening. The female voice on the other end told me her name and said she works at the bank and that I'd exchanged phone numbers with her that day. I played along, even though I never remembered exchanging numbers with any girl that day. That was the begining of a nightmare for me as the girl will call me numerous times a day and professing her undying love for me, how she finds me really attractive, cos of my tall frame, looks bla bla bla, and how she desires for us to be lovers. There was a day I came back and saw 87 missed calls from her! I sensed she had a really serious mental illness. All she talked about was sex, sex, sex... It was a really torrid experience with that girl. Guys should pray never to have an encounter with desperate ladies. They can make your life miserable.

me fine oh welwel girls no dey make me rest oh. just check this thread n see what is going on Who believes the lie that there are more people in the North than in the South? www.nairaland.com/1926237/believes-lie-there-more-people#26734969

When am tru editing the screenshots to hide the identity of the ladies, i will post the pictures as evidence. At the last count, i have five ladies and two of recent on Facebook

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chibwike: ok, lemme set the ball rolling. I was in church one day, and there was this girl dat was just staring at me, any time i look at her, our eyes wud meet. I was like ahn ahn, wetin happen, why dis girl dey look me lyk dis, though i was happy sha, coz the girl was very beautiful. I decided to concentrate on the preachings and forget about the girl. But to my greatest suprise at the end of the service, the girl sister came to me and said her sis wants to see me. I was like oww ok,and i followed her immediately.


When i got to where the girl was, i now had a full picture of her, mehn she was drop dead georgous, her eyes were somthing else. then she started by saying "i have been looking at you and you ve been looking at me". Ok, do u attend dis church, bla bla bla, i came here for dis and dat, am a student of dis and dat, you knw girls talk na, then she was nw said, i think i lyk u, me was just mute tru out., feeling fly. Well i played along, we dated for smetime, and then she went bck to sch, nd we kinda lost contact. Its was really a nice experience, i felt loved and i was really happy, while it lasted.

You truly are a handsome azz nigga,so she has to fall like a pack of card

01emek: She know that i love food alot and she wanted to use it and bribe me. When the food came,i humbly devour it, and she was like ''Baby i want to tell you some thing'', she started '' baby the first time i saw you, i know am gonna face a stiff competition and am.....

Before she could finish talking, i interrupt her '' pls wait, wait, baby it is forbiden for a girl to woo a guy in my village'' she shouted '' and when are you gonna ask me out'' before i could answer her, another girl walk into my room with a plate containing rice.

Boss! Get ur regard bro.

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GOT lots of dem ladies tru my god given brains,some came in kind,some in cash.but as a jew and shy man,i go 4d cash,(i actually can not look up a lady in d eye vil date for any type of intimate talk),but am gettin better now.there are lots of ladies i would love to stay wit in relationship but for my shy style of life,they,d all gone away.

tosyne2much: I can vividly remember when I was in church.. I was sitted in the second row, a lady tapped me on the shoulder and handed over a white piece of paper to me.. I thought It was an announcement written on the paper which I had to read and pass it the next person sitting next to me.. I unwrapped the piece of paper, lo and behold, I saw the shock of my life.. It goes thus, ''Please I would like to see you at the end of the service'', eeeeeehn !! ahn ahn !!! My head wan burst at that instance, if I hear say sermon enter my head.. Immediately we said the grace in chorus, she came and sat beside me.. She said she jst like me ever since she set her eyes on me.. That's was how we got into each other and the rest is history

Inside the holy church ¿.....Dat kinda gurlz dey get mind troway #BeCareful

naijaboiy:
LoL....ok which do I talk about

Alright let me share this one

there is this pretty girl in my faculty who is my senior in class,,she usually stares at me when I pass her way and sometimes she whispers to her friends...but I don't talk to my seniors.

One day I was at the ATM stand to withdraw money and she was standing in the queue in front of me.

She left her position and came to the back to meet me,,introduced herself and asked for my name which I replied.

She said she had been seeing me around in the faculty and likes the fact that i'm quiet and reserved and would like to get to know me.

I said no problem and the next thing she collected my phone and typed her digits telling me to please call when I can.

I did call after two days and we are still close till now

So,u go giv d gurl ring na¿

chibwike: Me ke?...i dae allergic to ugly girls oh

Wat of guyz/men,em no follow woo u¿

ah na ashy o but i no fall.

Tale of kiss n tell... FFK alias Cramjones kind of guys please make the thread lively.

goofyone: I remember a few stories. And most have approached me because I'm rather reserved, you could say.

One gave green lights. I can't exactly remember when the lights started going green, though I know for a fact I was never interested in her. We became close somehow and ended up being friends (with benefits, actually). Till date we still are friends, even though she wants more than that.

The second one pushed quite far introducing me to her sisters. She brought her sister to school just to see me! Well, I never really took to her that much. We became friends. But at some point she stopped being my friend and never replied my messages again.

The third one is still persisting. She believes she has it all, and truly she has got it to quite an extent. An excellent job, a pretty assured future, a confident outlook, etc. Though she never had a great body, looks like she's done a lot of work in that area to become even more attractive. She started with encouraging me to go to church, read the bible; she would send me christians songs by watsapp, even though she's well aware these aren't really my stuff. Well...she persists nevertheless. My feelings are, that's just her way of communicating her admiration. I see the green lights all over the place.

I have actually come to learn that most ladies aren't open about wooing a guy. Most would give green lights and that's about it. Soonest, if you don't give them a chance, they could cut off all communications. And these are often confident, self-assured ladies. Some of course go the extra mile of directly asking the guy. Truth be told, I admire such ladies. But not to be mistaken, some do it for outright se.xual benefits.

The lady wan use churchillz level wan nack u,loool

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Leemak: Yes, as a Lecturer one of my female students wooed me probably because she learnt that I've not married....though she is beautiful but I refused to accept her proposal because I dont like dating my student but if from other departments the case might be different.I told her reason sha.

Oga lecturer,na dis kinda english u dey take nack giv ur student inside brain¿

Wic 1 con b "i've not married"¿

Mitcheew! Thread for losers.

bosun11: YES .MY CURRENT & FINAL GF (TAKE HOME TO MAMA (WIFE MATERIAL 400 YARDS)






The only think i can say on this thread is "I liked her , she liked me also , few weeks after the friendship began , she was already in love and she indirectly dropped the words and i said YES...EOD.....


#Walksoutofthethread....................*bestgfever and future mother of my unborn kids*

What ar yu sayin pulease!!! Throw mor light or expantiate!

sauceny:

Oga lecturer,na dis kinda english u dey take nack giv ur student inside brain¿

Wic 1 con b "i've not married"¿

Beennkumar: Yes, here on Nairaland.

What was your response

Ferdybaba: hmmmm...I have had such experiences and it scares me sef...Lemme just share 3 cases
1. In my secondary school days....a girl came from a neighboring school to meet me...She was like ' I have heard about you, and have been watching closely, I think I like you and would love to be your girlfriend' .....I was dumbfounded for a bit, that was the first time I blushed, and all I could mutter was 'am not interested' ..Lol.

2. In the University...... A pretty blue eyed girl approached me and was like ' I like your height and I heard u are studying Engineering, would really like to know you more', she collects my fone and types her number......I ended up deleting it though

3.While Serving as a Corper......This one got me scared, I can handle advances from young single ladies, but from a young married woman, ah it became abnormal to me oooo....This woman met me at the Market and was like ' Corper I heard you are my cousin's mathematics teacher....I said Yes. She was like ok..I will see u in church.After service, she walked up to me and started saying she wants us to be close, she likes me, she wants to be my friend, and even asked for my watsapp number and Facebook ID..chai I say I don enter wahala. This woman disturbed me until I threatened to report her to the pastor.....
I know some guys are facing these challenges out there, it is really not easy...

Dey all hav 1 tin in common "Winchy-Winchy" aka witches on mission.

Ferdybaba: hmmmm...I have had such experiences and it scares me sef...Lemme just share 3 cases
1. In my secondary school days....a girl came from a neighboring school to meet me...She was like ' I have heard about you, and have been watching closely, I think I like you and would love to be your girlfriend' .....I was dumbfounded for a bit, that was the first time I blushed, and all I could mutter was 'am not interested' ..Lol.

2. In the University...... A pretty blue eyed girl approached me and was like ' I like your height and I heard u are studying Engineering, would really like to know you more', she collects my fone and types her number......I ended up deleting it though

3.While Serving as a Corper......This one got me scared, I can handle advances from young single ladies, but from a young married woman, ah it became abnormal to me oooo....This woman met me at the Market and was like ' Corper I heard you are my cousin's mathematics teacher....I said Yes. She was like ok..I will see u in church.After service, she walked up to me and started saying she wants us to be close, she likes me, she wants to be my friend, and even asked for my watsapp number and Facebook ID..chai I say I don enter wahala. This woman disturbed me until I threatened to report her to the pastor.....
I know some guys are facing these challenges out there, it is really not easy...

Dey all hav 1 tin in common "Winchy-Winchy" aka witches on mission

chibwike: yeah, its not easy for us the handsome guys

Oga na money we want ooOh!
Make u carry urself go ur village,con go dey yarn em say u na fine boi,nobody go look ya face ooOh¿

Neldrizzy: Many times!! One happened recently, she fully noz i have a gf but she wouldn't listen... To the extent she called ma elder bro asking him to talk 2me,she made friend with ma junior sister jus 2 get close 2me, Loll... She is still on the chase tho!! She no wan give up

all those who tried with me,did not fail my dick, You disappoint me; those type won't say no to sex.

Sorry for going off topic a lil bit..Una no dey sleep?

aaronson: First off,I don't like saying this cus it would be sounding like I'm blowing my own trumpet and cocky but the day I believed I'm goodlooking was the day a gay walked up to me and told me I'm handsome,goosshhh I was surprised o boy anytime I see the guy I dey dodge...well mine goes thus,in second school precisely jss2 a girl called me to an empty class and told me she likes me,she thought of me anytime she was at home and I'm as handsome like her brother,mind you this girl is always used as the queen of yellow house,fair beauty no single blemish,God your boy shame oooooo sotey if I see the babe I go dey hide,my friends noticed anytime she comes around I disappear when they got the hint,see yabbing and teasing but I regret sha,fast forward to SS1,we was in same commercial class and she was the assistant class rep,I was notorious in class she would write names of noise makers,write the names of all my friends even my seat partner but my name wouldn't be on the list everytime,I often go aggressive on her cus we was classmates then so I wasn't shy,she would be the first to break the ice,this girl loves me I know but acting dumb cus I knew many other girls were also showing green light,mariah left our school SS2 and I regretted not reciprocating her love,fast forward to university last semester UNIBEN,if you attended uniben you would know how students stand around the corridor of classes upstairs at faculty waiting for their lecture to commence while some would be in class joking,I was standing agaist the protector looking downstairs,looking at refined beauties downstairs and the potentials they got front and back suddenly a lady tapped me and I turned and looked,she was just smiling and said,pls lend me your phone I did,she punched in her number and gave me,me too I was smiling like mumu cus the whole thing was amusing to me,till date I pray make I call ooooooo,almost all girls in my dept gives me greenlight on daily basis but there is one am about accepting her green light,her dad is a politician in ekiti,make I follow chop govt money small.

u lying bro!
Urz is a fixed lie,like an asset.

sauceny:

Inside the holy church ¿.....Dat kinda gurlz dey get mind troway #BeCareful

egbon na so I see am ooooo... D tin sef shock me

Dcholeric: since when I was 9 in primary 6 at festival rd primary school abuja.

I had a friend whose elder sister was in jss2 at gss garki abuja, which was almost sharing fence with my school. one day the guy brought a letter to me, from his sister with some naira inside, asking me to be her boyfriend I didn't believe so I went home with him and i was wooed to the core that she even wanted to kiss me, damn I was embarrassed "a whole me was so completely powerless in front a girl".

from then on it continued "married women, single ladies, I go to church I can't walk freely to drop offering is like am gonna fall while walking the eyes on me.....)

but in all I realy enjoy the attension and wooing process.
my current girl wooed me.
in as much as am a very smooth talking,funny and swagger filled guy, the only disadvantage is that I have lost confidence t o woo a gal or maybe I developed pride I dont realy know, (I just want to woo girls like other guys)
how can a one man squad like me allow myself to be wooed By ladies, am putting a stop.

If we continue to dey lie giv ourselves, na who go con tell us d truth¿...Deris God ooOh!