creamylicious:
sarcastically!!!

mirexxx:
why d uglee face na

tosyne2much:
Sowi how old are you ?

**No offence**

Bamz:
tosyne2much,

You've just beat the Internet young lad.

Number 2 is quite prevalent.

creamylicious:
latest twenties

wtfCode:
there was this babe today in the bus that was leaning on me,even when there was chance on the seat,she'll never adjust,she'll be stuck on me like as if she be ma babe already...didn't even talked to her*maybe cuz she's too beauriful* and i was shy.
Buh i knw inside me, she was dying for my 'hello'.
U need to see her sad facial expression she made when i alighted at a bus stop.

Guy u fck up ooooo.. Why torment her emotions na

Ezibless:


OOOOKKKKkKKKKKKKKKKkKKKKK:
iyaf hear

tosyne2much:
It might just be some kind of emotional trauma or your perception towards us

creamylicious:
seriously I don't understand myself.... My mum sometimes thinks I don't want 2 be married

creamylicious:
now you gonna be my therapeutical coach huh?

I never said that oooo

creamylicious:
now you gonna be my therapeutical coach huh?

akinsadeez:



Since you have said you don't understand it too, then maybe your mum is right. Are you still living with your parents though, or you are now staying alone? from my experience women who are staying alone usually have this your kinda attitude and outlook. ladies who are still staying in their parents house well into advance ages often look for any opportunity to marry and leave d house.

akinsadeez:
This list is soooo true especially number one.


This list just made me remember my experience when I was still serving. The house I rented, there was this girl there. She was just out of SS3 and was seeking admission into the university. She came to live with one of the tenants while processing her admission. The first thing I noticed about the girl was her bountiful chest. Those things were huge and bouncy. She was really 'buxomly' blessed.
At first I thought she was just being friendly with me like all the other tenants as people usually like corpers. Anytime I came back from court the girl would run up to me, take my bag and hug me with those things. However I began having second thoughts when I noticed a pattern. Anytime I decided to wash my clothes at the well, that is when the girl will know that she wants to fetch water. She would then change into a wrapper to be fetching water while I was washing. To start with, when fetching the water the fetching motion would make the wrapper slip and she would now be using her hand to adjust them things while giving me a good view. Choi!
secondly while fetching d water, some would pour on the wrapper making the thing to stick to the ......... To make matters worse she would now call me to come and help her lift the pail of water on her head for her to carry it inside d house.
I almost made a move until I learnt that she was just 17yrs. I used to come across child defilement cases everyday and was even handling some myself so it was definitely a no-no for me. Besides there were many willing fellow corpers for me to contemplate messing with an underage in the same house. The day I did my POP the girl really surprised me though.

1stola:

I'm sure you know why.

akinsadeez:


hehehehehehehe. is tosyne too bad to undertake such a role?

akinsadeez:


The day I did my POP the girl really surprised me though.

I don't understand this sentence.. Could you please elucidate ?

wtfCode:
there was this babe today in the bus that was leaning on me,even when there was chance on the seat,she'll never adjust,she'll be stuck on me like as if she be ma babe already...didn't even talked to her*maybe cuz she's too beauriful* and i was shy.
Buh i knw inside me, she was dying for my 'hello'.
U need to see her sad facial expression she made when i alighted at a bus stop.

diddydiva:

thank God I have never quoted any guy on nl.

naijaboiy:
Chai!!! So True...

On Nairaland,,she starts quoting you up and down.

She must find a way to advertise her single status in some of her posts.

She deliberately puts up her contact details on her profile

On some profiles you'll see "i'm a God fearing and independent lady" as their personal message.
This one is to attract suitors for marriage

tosyne2much:
I don't understand this sentence.. Could you please elucidate ?

diddydiva:

thank God I have never quoted any guy on nl.

stanisbaratheon:


wow what a feat that is. Clap for yourself then.

yehmi01:



So the one you just quoted nok?

mizkeleke:
tosyne stop bashing us na



It have do