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brito:
Na who change dp for this one?

naijaboiy:
Chai!!! So True...

On Nairaland,,she starts quoting you up and down.

She must find a way to advertise her single status in some of her posts.

She deliberately puts up her contact details on her profile

On some profiles you'll see "i'm a God fearing and independent lady" as their personal message.
This one is to attract suitors for marriage

nebukadnezzari:
Number 3 is the truth, ive dated n shagged so many girls that do this especially in enugu. Sometimes if im in need of fresh blood i will just dress up n go to shoprite always leave with a new date 80% of the time.

diddydiva:
I just quoted him to tell him , That's all

diddydiva:
And if they don't do these things how would you know they are into you.




nice one op




#sipping coffee

diddydiva:
And if they don't do these things how would you know they are into you.




nice one op




#sipping coffee

IVORY2009:
i hope you dey check ur HIV status bros....

jaybee3:
You don't wink at your fellow man bro, that's so GAY

defemidefemi:
you sha want us to notice u dat U're searching, NO PROBLEM!!! $end ur number, I kno dat's wat u want. (I kno u will deny it o)

akinsadeez:
This list is soooo true especially number one.


This list just made me remember my experience when I was still serving. The house I rented, there was this girl there. She was just out of SS3 and was seeking admission into the university. She came to live with one of the tenants while processing her admission. The first thing I noticed about the girl was her bountiful chest. Those things were huge and bouncy. She was really 'buxomly' blessed.
At first I thought she was just being friendly with me like all the other tenants as people usually like corpers. Anytime I came back from court the girl would run up to me, take my bag and hug me with those things. However I began having second thoughts when I noticed a pattern. Anytime I decided to wash my clothes at the well, that is when the girl will know that she wants to fetch water. She would then change into a wrapper to be fetching water while I was washing. To start with, when fetching the water the fetching motion would make the wrapper slip and she would now be using her hand to adjust them things while giving me a good view. Choi!
secondly while fetching d water, some would pour on the wrapper making the thing to stick to the ......... To make matters worse she would now call me to come and help her lift the pail of water on her head for her to carry it inside d house. When she bends down for us to lift the pail together I will now be looking directly at those huge things very near my face with nothing but a flimsy wet wrapper covering them. Choi.
I almost made a move until I learnt that she was just 17yrs. I used to come across child defilement cases everyday and was even handling some myself so it was definitely a no-no for me. Besides there were many willing fellow corpers for me to contemplate messing with an underage in the same house.
The day I did my POP the girl really surprised me though.

pureguide:
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nebukadnezzari:
Theres this thingy called condoms, im not sure youve heard about it over there. Judging from d jamb question you just asked me

tosyne2much:
How are you boo ?

IVORY2009:
bros yeeee... I doubt if u dey do research @ all, open ur eyes "condom" nor fit protect u 100%, stay with one partner.

*Frm federal ministry of health na him bring u dis message so*

Jennimma:
I just had to comment...so TRUE!

Tosyne2much!!!!

diddydiva:
I think you have to work on your comprehension.




Woman wrapper oshi

defemidefemi:
Lol. no crying. I was just joking. less I 4get u look nic in ur DP.

Movesz:
This thread will just lead jjc guys to runs girl trap..

Crocz:
You had to quote all that just to say "OK"?

diddydiva:
And if they don't do these things how would you know they are into you.




nice one op




#sipping coffee

akinsadeez:
This list is soooo true especially number one.


This list just made me remember my experience when I was still serving. The house I rented, there was this girl there. She was just out of SS3 and was seeking admission into the university. She came to live with one of the tenants while processing her admission. The first thing I noticed about the girl was her bountiful chest. Those things were huge and bouncy. She was really 'buxomly' blessed.
At first I thought she was just being friendly with me like all the other tenants as people usually like corpers. Anytime I came back from court the girl would run up to me, take my bag and hug me with those things. However I began having second thoughts when I noticed a pattern. Anytime I decided to wash my clothes at the well, that is when the girl will know that she wants to fetch water. She would then change into a wrapper to be fetching water while I was washing. To start with, when fetching the water the fetching motion would make the wrapper slip and she would now be using her hand to adjust them things while giving me a good view. Choi!
secondly while fetching d water, some would pour on the wrapper making the thing to stick to the ......... To make matters worse she would now call me to come and help her lift the pail of water on her head for her to carry it inside d house. When she bends down for us to lift the pail together I will now be looking directly at those huge things very near my face with nothing but a flimsy wet wrapper covering them. Choi.
I almost made a move until I learnt that she was just 17yrs. I used to come across child defilement cases everyday and was even handling some myself so it was definitely a no-no for me. Besides there were many willing fellow corpers for me to contemplate messing with an underage in the same house.
The day I did my POP the girl really surprised me though.

toshmann:
I like peeps who say the truth

Abeg maje una dey do am like this, so things would move quickly, easier and more efficiently.

1. She Utilizes Opportunity
She spots a guy whom she likes standing in front of her compound, she tries to come out even if she has nothing doing outside and that's when she remembers the grass in front of their house has not been cleared since the time of Soddom and Gommara, she goes inside and picks a cutlass and while cutting, she starts gazing at him hoping he would come to say "oooooh pretty, lemme do this for you".. Hahaha !!! cheesy

Decryptor:
No wonder Nkem did this the day while i was relaxing in my room taking fresh air. Immediately she spotted me on that window...

NOTE: I PERSONALLY CLEARED THE GRASS ON THAT AREA THE DAY BEFORE...I WAS SURPRISED WHEN SHE RAN OUT WITH A KNIFE AND STARTED BENDING NYASH FOR ME ALL IN THE NAME OF CLEARING "SPIRITUAL" GRASS

Lala247:
Lol n ur taking d poor girls pic, she mite actually b cutting grass for real

Decryptor:
What did you expect me to do nah?

At first i was like...https://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232903709_samuel%20l%20jackson%20-%20bad%20ass%20mofo.gif

then i had to grab my Tab and put it on camera mode and was like...

https://25.media.tumblr.com/e423e5567b38018a0a9ccfa6662528bc/tumblr_mzxnfzr1X61t8nnp1o1_500.gif

diddydiva:
thank u