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Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 6:56pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..." With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven". Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too ![]() ![]() 47 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:57pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:59pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
That lady wicked ![]() 17 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by wenger2(m): 7:02pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Ahah! EPIC reply 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
diddydiva: ![]() |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by VickyRotex(f): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
![]() ![]() Bae got high sense of humor ![]() 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by dguizman(m): 7:04pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Wicked being. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 7:08pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
THE TOM TOM IN MY MOUTH ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 7:10pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:I RESERVE MY COMMENT ![]() |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by yhusiee(f): 7:12pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Excessive sense of humour 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by digitalembrace(m): 7:17pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci: Lol. cheesy lines require a lot of tact. You can't just deploy them out of the blue like that on some random girl and expect good results. Me I like to switch from thick igbotic accent swapping Rs and Ls to impeccable English with a whiff of British nobility. Always takes the conversation to pleasant places. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 7:22pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:THE GUY F UP BIG TIME. ![]() A BABE TOLD YOU THAT AND YOU KEPT QUIET AND WATCHED HER ROLL HER FAT BUMBUM AWAY. WHAT A SHAME. SEE GUY WEY BABE MANAGE TALK TO ![]() That was an invitation c'mon dude lesson (one) dont sound so cocky when dishing your lines no matter how ridiculus add humour like your are issuing a crazy stale joke. (with the smile and your fine face the babe must laugh) trust me. 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by lanicky(f): 7:27pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Lol. I love her reply. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:53pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vislabraye(m): 7:58pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci: This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?" 45 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 7:59pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
vislabraye:WICKEDT! 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by lanicky(f): 8:08pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Hormoniyi25: Aww! Sorry.....monday dreams are not always real. ![]() 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 8:12pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:twaci an angel called me now that ic i dont comment on this thread i fvck up |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 8:20pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge:That's a nice angel ![]() |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 8:21pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:This aint funny, infact this is some funniless shii.. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 8:23pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:so what Were you asked to do by the d angel that visited you 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 8:27pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge:He told me to ask u out, if not I'll get Iphone 60... 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 8:46pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:so Whats ur choice ![]() |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Slimzjoe(m): 8:53pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Walk up to a girl and tell her "You must be Cinderella cos your dress is coming off at midnight" ![]() 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 9:07pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge:U will break ma heart someday, buh Iphone 60 wont 12 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 9:16pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:i thought u will choose me,i Would have slap you...you made d right choice 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 9:19pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge: ![]() |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 9:20pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
vislabraye:wicked .... The kind slap he go chop eeehn him destiny go reset 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Iype(m): 9:23pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Babie, I love you Talk your own. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 9:26pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:so lets Share d money |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(f): 9:29pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge:Lagbaja nothing for u! 1 Like 1 Share |
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