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Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 6:56pm On Apr 06, 2015

So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too grin

. I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

grin

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:57pm On Apr 06, 2015*

that girl showed no mercy!!

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 6:59pm On Apr 06, 2015

That lady wicked grin

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by wenger2(m): 7:02pm On Apr 06, 2015

Ahah! EPIC reply

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015

diddydiva:
That lady wicked

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by VickyRotex(f): 7:03pm On Apr 06, 2015

Bae got high sense of humor cool

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by dguizman(m): 7:04pm On Apr 06, 2015

Wicked being.

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 7:08pm On Apr 06, 2015

THE TOM TOM IN MY MOUTH grin

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 7:10pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."
With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".
Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

I RESERVE MY COMMENT lipsrsealed

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by yhusiee(f): 7:12pm On Apr 06, 2015

Excessive sense of humour

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by digitalembrace(m): 7:17pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

Lol. cheesy lines require a lot of tact. You can't just deploy them out of the blue like that on some random girl and expect good results.

Me I like to switch from thick igbotic accent swapping Rs and Ls to impeccable English with a whiff of British nobility. Always takes the conversation to pleasant places.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 7:22pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."
With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".
Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

THE GUY F UP BIG TIME. angry

A BABE TOLD YOU THAT AND YOU KEPT QUIET AND WATCHED HER ROLL HER FAT BUMBUM AWAY. WHAT A SHAME.

SEE GUY WEY BABE MANAGE TALK TO embarassed

That was an invitation c'mon dude

lesson (one) dont sound so cocky when dishing your lines no matter how ridiculus add humour like your are issuing a crazy stale joke.
(with the smile and your fine face the babe must laugh) trust me.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by lanicky(f): 7:27pm On Apr 06, 2015

Lol.

I love her reply.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Hormoniyi25(m): 7:53pm On Apr 06, 2015

lanicky:
Lol.

I love her reply.

Bae I just had a dream that you are my wife grin

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vislabraye(m): 7:58pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 7:59pm On Apr 06, 2015

vislabraye:
This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

WICKEDT!

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by lanicky(f): 8:08pm On Apr 06, 2015

Hormoniyi25:
Bae I just had a dream that you are my wife

Aww! Sorry.....monday dreams are not always real. tongue

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 8:12pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

twaci an angel called me now that ic i dont comment on this thread i fvck up

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 8:20pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
twaci an angel called me now that ic i dont comment on this thread i fvck up

That's a nice angel grin

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 8:21pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

This aint funny, infact this is some funniless shii..

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 8:23pm On Apr 06, 2015*

Twaci:
That's a nice angel

so what Were you asked to do by the d angel that visited you

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 8:27pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
so wetin thé angel that visited you told you?

He told me to ask u out, if not I'll get Iphone 60...

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 8:46pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
He told me to ask u out, if not I'll get Iphone 60...

so Whats ur choice grin

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Slimzjoe(m): 8:53pm On Apr 06, 2015

Walk up to a girl and tell her "You must be Cinderella cos your dress is coming off at midnight" cool

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 9:07pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
so Whats ur choice ??

U will break ma heart someday, buh Iphone 60 wont

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 9:16pm On Apr 06, 2015*

Twaci:
U will break ma heart someday, buh Iphone 60 wont

i thought u will choose me,i Would have slap you...you made d right choice

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 9:19pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
i thought u will choose me,i Would have slap you...toi made d right choice

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 9:20pm On Apr 06, 2015

vislabraye:
This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

wicked .... The kind slap he go chop eeehn him destiny go reset

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Iype(m): 9:23pm On Apr 06, 2015

Babie, I love you

Talk your own.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 9:26pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:

so lets Share d money

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Twaci(op): 9:29pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
so lets Share d money

Lagbaja nothing for u!

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