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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 9:33pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:*drag her back* see i no dey joke with money ooo |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ojaydedon(m): 10:23pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
I WANT TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER AND PROMISE ME YOU WONT SAY NO |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by zinachidi(m): 10:32pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
'hey baby, are u an electrician? Cos u light up my world' 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by SELENAqueensy(f): 11:06pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Baby were you injured? And the girl is like why? Baby, I mean were you injured when you fell from heaven? The line to me is very lame tho and it's common 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by SELENAqueensy(f): 11:08pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Excuse me, you are under arrest The girl, what do u mean? I just got a call from heaven that an angel is missing, so am arresting you and taking you back 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 11:13pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Lemme drop this old line. "You are the silky gazelle of the esteemed paradise, blazing radiance on me in a blissful beam". *picks up dictionary to cross-check the jargon* 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by lilmax(m): 11:13pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
SELENAqueensy: 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by SELENAqueensy(f): 11:18pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ayusco85(m): 11:29pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci: this actually happened to me................. Me: Hi bae Girl: hello Me: *face lookin sad and worried* told her ''there is something wrong with my phone'' Girl: whats wrong with it? Me: ur phone number is not in it *with a cute smile on my face* Girl: she laughs and collected my phone and typed her number in it. dont go and try it o, it works 1 out of 4. 35 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Gabrielsylar(m): 11:31pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:ode |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by aniagoluaustin(m): 11:33pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
kk |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Aare2050(m): 11:35pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Olanike! Olanike!! Olanikeee!!! Eemelo nimo pe e? If I wan toast u, noreply me wit such o. I will just calld angel to reserve to space. And u will be like 'u n who'? N I will tell u: its Me n u lanicky: |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Suspect33(m): 11:35pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Funny, but it works on yoruba girls |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by COvo(m): 11:35pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Following. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by logica(m): 11:36pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Now is your time to do shakara; but remember you've got a time limit. It's like a football game. Once the ref blows the final whistle, you will start sleeping at churches praying for "God fearing man". Oh by the way, the guy's line was pretty cheesy. Her response was not exactly a coup de grace. The guy could've lightened it up with a "Shuo! E no reash like dat na! I nefa reach go Heaven while u dey down hia. U fit tag along na...". That's if he has a funny side and was not completely deflated. I know say the guy don score before with that line; e fit don use am 100 times that day alone. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dolemite(f): 11:37pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Guy must have been reading Charlesnneji1 's ridiculous book. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by mikelcool(m): 11:37pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
For school I witnesssed a girl humiliate one guy. The line the guy use self lame. He said that she looked familiar. who says that these days the girl said she does not know him. As the girl was leaving the guy followed her if u see the girl shouted why are you following me. Am sure the guy felt the floor should just open up and swallow him. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Geenickel(m): 11:38pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
The only scarce life giving cum in my...... |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Doortun(m): 11:38pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Write my address and number on a small piece of paper and hand it to her saying 8 O clock don't be late! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by falconey(m): 11:39pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
the guy is super dumb you don't need permission to ask a girl out. The line sucks! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Geenickel(m): 11:40pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
SELENAqueensy:baby as i see ur dp ehnn...... |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 11:42pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
FRONT PAGE? Corruption everywhere. This shii isn't FP worthy *Spits on topic and walks awt* 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 11:42pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
vislabraye: The kind slap you go hear for your face no get original |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 11:43pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by logica(m): 11:43pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:Good response from the guy: "bad signal...can't reach the Angel...can I use your phone?" Now if he is really desperate and she got carried away and actually gave him her phone, he'll just call his own phone; hand her her phone telling her "speak to the Angel"...and have a conversation with her. Then he has her number. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by candycrushsoda: 11:44pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
* You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent! * You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears. * Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by spanzed(m): 11:44pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
ipleddge:And this got me laffing... |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Holyfield1(m): 11:49pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Twaci:Maybe the guy mouth no sweet...Imagine a sugar- mouthed guy...Lol tellin' a lady such she'd just smile,I swear she don fall already nd u'll do the normal tinz sha...No be my mouth u go hear that one o! |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 11:50pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
I strongly perceive that our dear OP shared her personal experience *drinks chivita i confam say the guy no 2 try buh gurls will consider same word sexy iif he said iit frm a 2015 range *sips chivita 3 Likes
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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Dannidom:baby u re the strap in my bra |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by RaphaelOjefo: 11:53pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Nothing we no go hear for NL so this kine tin fit make FP...mehn....!! Iz nor even funny |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vislabraye(m): 11:54pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Justfollowit: As long as i no touch her breaast she no fit t raise her hand. 1 Like 1 Share |
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