Sequel to wack threads such as this https://www.nairaland.com/2564661/15-sure-ways-live-happily and many others, I have decided to take the pain of Schooling the weak minded, friendzoned, balless, gameless, Wussbags out there, some of the ropes u must adorn in d WEB world of women. because itz a web, So many have been blindfolded by its threads, so many entangled, so many suffocating begging for but a single sip of breath, so many deballed, deballed n death is inevitable ( of what use is man without some balls?)

Call me love Don, call me Don Pro, Don Jaun, or whatever nomentature u so suit, don't give no hoot. Can't keep shut no more while men rot in dis web.
Battered n bruised
snuffed of life!
Let it ring to d unborn child
Let it sink into d fresh adam-apple growing dude
To all d players, playing balls or hearts
Wudnt u rather Dine?

For easy navigation n assimilation here are the links to the DRILLS and all the SENSE PILLS

DRILL NUGGET 1: WHY DO GOOD GURLS LIKE BAD GUYS? https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#42440289 & https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#44815634

1b: Why are nice guys boring and Get friend zoned:
https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only#44816115

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#44884410

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#44914163

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/3#45168440

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/3#45185360

DRILL NUGGET 2: HOW TO APPROACH LADIES( THE VERY BEST, YOU GOT TO HAVE STANDARDS NOW),
GET THE NUMBER AND GET OUT( WITHIN 5MINS)

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607

2a: Where to meet ladies( forget dating, make friends first) she cant friend zone some1 that friendzoned her from the start

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45037572

2b:Tools needed b4 u go making lady friends https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45037055
witty/sassy/funny lines to use when meeting women

2c:Things to avoid when meeting new ladies: https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/2#45037970

2d: Examples of Situations of meeting ladies And on da spot lines:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/2#45038157

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/2#45106315

2e: witty/funny lines in meeting women :

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/4#45185484

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/4#45188107

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/4#45188926

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/4#45228903


2f: When to place that first most important call, for how long and what for:

2g: How to deal with Rejection( Should you be)

DRILL NUGGET 3: SETTING UP THE FIRST OUTING And Subsequent ones.

3a: Where to meet
3b: what not to discuss
3c: Dos and Donts
3D: Always set her hairs on edge( anticipation, spontaneity, suspense)

DRILL NUGGET 4: THE FIRST KISS( EITHER MAKES OR MAR YOU)
4a: Get her into it
4b: tease her: one step forward, two steps back

DRILL NUGGET 5: Never Tell Her U luv Her! https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/3#45149142

DRILL NUGGET 6: GURLS DONT CHOOSE WHO THEY FALL IN LUV WITH (CASE study : all d beauties n d beasts in the world over)

DRILL NUGGET 7: Who to Date and Who not to Date

7a: Bad Long Term Investment: No to close neighbors, don't
date anyone related to a close friend, and DON'T DIP YOUR PEN IN THE COMPANY's INK


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Here is a thread you should all read guys. hear it from a lady's mouth

https://www.nairaland.com/3061623/dangerous-mistakes-most-guys-make#44910074

this op ehh

This is not one of those 10 tips to mounting or 50 ways of wooing !
THIS IS A DRILL!

an illogical DATING DRILL.

Cos just like this thread https://www.nairaland.com/2564661/15-sure-ways-live-happily pointed out, women r illogical n for u to survive n get game in their web, u gas know the ropes of counter logic dealings!

Could u imagine the Op of that thread rightly saying women r illogical yet went ahead n gave logical ways of tackling illogical beings? N he hopes not to be friend zoned? Hahaha

Guys we all @ a point in time or the other have made this mistake, but no Matter How far u go on d wrong lane, u can never get to yur destination .
Also, doing same thing same way n expecting a different result , tantamount to madness. With these drill, u cant settle for less! wife that gurl of ur dream n dont blow it before u even begin

WARNING
1) Stereotypes,. Keep off, Cos we wud end up confusing u off even d little balls u got

2) You r solely reponsible for whatever u do with d drills u about to go tru

3) Analysers, u need not bother to think about some of the crazy reverse engineering drills, just practice them n watch ur game grow, gut flow n confidence blow!


REQUIRED AUDIENCE
1) this is for guys that r tired of not getting that dream gurl no matter their financial status , physical appearance or gift of d gab( ability to flow fluently, n communicate ur head succincently)

2) for all those that have been friendzoned, about to be friendzoned

3) for all those tired of their boring dating lives. Lower cadre Babes gifts ( those I want don't want me, those I want not, drool over me, what can I do but ship them in only @ night, do deeds with lights off , n ship them out 1st tin in d morn........ehmmm, Yes, we feel ur pains too....

4) for the shy guys: can't even look @ girls eye ball to eye ball , If they are lucky enuf, get wooed by d lady, they be using teeth to unhook bra n turn nipple3$ into feeding bottle hose!) dah heck? ok, alright, receive ur healing)

5) for those that Wano step up their games, up their antes

6) for Don Jauns wanting to put names to their inherent skills they know not whence they came

7) for those that Wano know the true MEANING OF HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN RIGHT n understand illogical body languages, speech pattern n WEB of the Wonder world of women

for customer care reps n all who generally Wano always sprinkle some spackle across d dark horizon of a dying world.

Glossary

1) Jrod: Man's main reproductive/fun weapon, his third leg. of different sizes and shapes usually one of the smallest organ in the body but like a rudder on a ship, control the full being stupidly most times

Every thing u wud read in here, is mostly from experience n d master him self D. D. A.( find out)

Any error therein, quote n correct it; English Queen. a man with an elephant load on his neck has no biz chasing English rats!

The only ladies allowed in here r those who truly want their men to be better, just simply point them to this thread n skoot!


So off we shoot!


© DON

Waiting for ladies to come and derail the thread.

Asking them to stay away is simply Calling em in

sundoj08:
Waiting for ladies to come and derail the thread.

Asking them to stay away is simply Calling em in

Reverse Engineering!

Take a sit son

For Derail , they Sure can't

HARDDON:


Reverse Engineering!

Take a sit son

For Derail , they Sure can't

*pulls a chair and waits patiently*

OK, got my aisle popped up, white paper strapped,
Brush on left hand(illogical), paint bucket on d right, let words flow Dear heavens I prays!
Oh mortals, How art thou but a forgetful baggage...muttered my mind

Oops.! screamed my totz.....This is a dating Drill! Not some time for fine word wine dum-dum ( Nah, not dah noun, dah object)


This wud be arranged in Drill Nuggets numbered down till the last guy-soul gets the jerk....

Yea just like Faculty, with ultra sound I see the babies in u n I'm about to take ur ignorant saddle and whoop y'all off ur oestrogen high horses, reformat memories , rewire minds.....

So help me God! Amen! ( If tupac can pray after inventing swear words in verses, so can I )

We begin by painting real life different dating senerios
Den dere after, the hard knocks straight from d streets.
Hang out ur ego bags gees, Cos balless guys shouldn't have an iota of that . Y'all sold it for a lil sniffs of some southern hemisphere u weren't even let a lil peep.
Nowz time to take em back! Whoohoo! Ladies, Bite me!


© DON

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There came a Day, God made Man n placed him in charged of all he had created. God even brought all the animals to him to put a final touch to them by givin them names n so it was that whatsoever Adam called them, stuck to them till date.

But man was lonely, Cos God only comes down in d kul of d morning to fellowship wit him after that, returns to heaven.

This was what lead to forming Eve. As a help suitable, a companion.
And so they dwelled joyfully, with Adam feeding d family from d shrubs, animals he kills n the likes.

Until one faithful, he let Eve feed d family n plunge d whole human race into great suffering n disarray!
You would notice that when Eve was deceived n ate of d fruit, nothing happened, heaven didnt move, God didnt decend. But immediately Adam ate, heavens reacted, God was sore Displeased, he came down furious! Such was the authority of man. He was made to hold sway

How does this related to d topic @ hand?
Well, i needed u to appreciate d fact that right from creation, God placed man in charge. To direct d affairs of his home n take control because he knows that women can think so deeply, cooly n calmly just that they end up thinking with their HEARTS instead of their HEADS

Now here is the crux of the issue: never In the annals of human earthly walk has man been so challenged for this God given right by women than in this 21st century.

By default, gurls know d man is meant to lead but like Jacob, they've been subtly taking this control from man tru various tests n demands .
N just like Esau , man has been failIing unwittingly to this trap.
This is where these DRILLS come in: To open the eyes of guys/old boys to the very essence for which we were born with Balls and stop selling ourseves short because of the high point inbetween a woman's thighs .

Story for the gods.

OP are u done jerking off or u're just getting started...

chriskosherbal:
Story for the gods.

Malware Detected! VIPER, Quarantine

ucheHapers:
OP are u done jerking off or u're just getting started...

Pul a seat son
Sing no song
Sign no Bill

Till I free ur will
Clean ur Sins
Stopping u from some slings

Following

sundoj08:
Waiting for ladies to come and derail the thread.

Asking them to stay away is simply Calling em in

Right!! It's too sweet an temptin' ta stay away.
OP,I read a little bit before I broke in so I am respectin' yo domain.

QueenValerie:
Right!! It's too sweet an temptin' ta stay away.
OP,I read a litle bit before I broke in so I am respectin' yo domain.

I was just bout to call you cos i know it's your specialty

Op here we go. Let the derailing begin

sundoj08:


I was just bout to call you cos i know it's your specialty

Op here we go. Let the derailing begin

Whatever

QueenValerie:
Whatever

Lol let me give u a glimpse of the ban.

Op she's a female you know so do something bout her case to serve as a deterrent ; like call the mods or something

I think HARDDON should use simple words, those slangs you are using are not really helping at all. I expect you to use understandable words that every person should understand... Just my opinion though!

sundoj08:


Lol let me give u a glimpse of the ban.

Op she's a female you know so do something bout her case to serve as a deterrent ; like call the mods or something

If I go I'm takin' you with me,it's a PROMISE.

QueenValerie:
If I go I'm takin' you with me,it's a PROMISE.

The only reason you'd be able to fulfill that PROMISE is if we gon be riding to moonlight. Else it's gon be pretty difficult to take me with ya

sundoj08:


The only reason you'd be able to fulfill that PROMISE is if we gon be riding to moonlight. Else it's gon be pretty difficult to take me with ya

I meant the bannin' an you know it!

QueenValerie:
I meant the bannin' an you know it!

Oops sorry i don't

Op you see QueenValerie just invited others e.g Nubian113.

That's exactly why Queenie shoulda been banned in the first place. Now do the needful and get the mods asap

Breaking news: OP is fast asleep.

There he was, bouncing tru the school streets with faded jeans caressing some faded fila flip flop as amended by a federal constituents of abok1s. His YSL T-shirt looks like one teleported tru time long lost.
Yet he exude the confidence of a man Sure of his steps, certain of his future n in absolute control of his destiny. Yet still His wallet wail
He lives by d day. Accustomed to the rhythmic sounds is d choir host in his stomach. U need not invite them they auto sing.

That was two years ago until she came his way by the hands of a never sleeping star..... lonely was the lane she threaded home after a night class, accosted by some cultist who took her bag n Phone n almost raped her until, like an angel, he poped out of the dark n took on 3 guys with d heart even d lion cudnt afford. He left his mark on two with his jagged knife, while he wrestled with the third, she was gone in a Flash. Took her bag n went in search of her after d last one took to his heels.

Not finding her, he took d bag home. Went tru her Phone n called her Bestie to tell her to come pick up her bag n Phone @ a location, that was How it all began. .....


He was from d ghetto, she was from d plush n posh. She pays his fees, wash his cloths, feed his choir, and generally was there for him.
But u can take the man outta the ghetto, u can't take the ghetto outta the man , he hit her at every slight argument, embarrasses her in public, cheats on her to her face yet she kept coming back....they r married now.......


DRILL NUGGET 1

WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LOVE BAD BOYS?
Why are nice guys boring?
How can a nice guy become PSEUDO BAD and get the gurl of his dream?

Find out!

Before we go on, do know that since women r illogical in life, we would be ILLOGICALLY countering their moods while staying on top / ahead on the lane

I need u to also bliv that u can get any gurl u want. We will deal with fear factors later

DRILL NUGGET 1

Why Gurls like bad boys:

Bad boys don't ''send''..... they live their life no matter what. They don't kiss up to any lady, infact they get aggressive when she throws some controlling tantrums.
They don't mind embarrassing her in public just to get their point across.

In summary, they are manly( ''ball-full'') because they sure know that every relationship has a CONTROL NOB, and the party who SENDS less has it. and that same party dictate how the r/ship roll. the party basically has the MUMU SWITCH of the other party and therefore can control the other party without as much as saying a word.....just a luk or a sound, wud suffice.
Women are aware of this potent power by design, they also know that the power lies with the guy from creation and wud do everything possible to STEAL(they do this either to test if the guy is truly what they make of him or just plainly acting IT or they just luv been in control) it from the guys......subtly, guys not-in-the-know, aint.


Now I am not advocating you become this crude: here is Hiw u can tap the positives off bad boys n be one ur self:
BE yourself @ all times: what does this mean? It means don't live ur life to please any gurl. Learn the act of saying no to some of her demands even though she knows u are capable of same. A girls that u always yeild to, wud soon friend zone u. You ain't worth been her man.

Know this, gurls r looking for alpha male not some kiss a33.......learn to always be in charge. This can only happen when u lay ur bed right from d beginning.

Yea I know, this is a tall order but is is very easy when u bring ur emotions under check before u even think of dating.

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Another reason is the compassionate part of them that just wano FIX things. They assume that Bad boys need redemption n they are d very ones to do it. They just need to show him a lil care, a lil touch, a lil hug, a lil prod , a lil luv n all wud be well. Lil did they know......


Also, bad boys luv mad wild adventure! Gut splitting, nerve wrecking, heart pumping n head spinning crazy adventure. N ladies just luv to be blown away!


Bad boys are sporadic.....unpredictable, they dont mind spoiling her by tasting her honey in public places...making her adrenaline pump wild! Imagine her cUming in such tensed situation( torn inbtw getting caught n the pleasure sweeping tru her veins)! How can she not luv him to bits? Stolen waters tastes sweeter!

They are sure to give her wild fun memories unlike d serene nice guy that wudnt even wano pound her hard cos he doesnt wano hurt her while in her mind she is screaming for heavy pounding, he is on slow n steady kiss kiss ride.

Bad boys teach em how to defend em selves, street sense n so many other crazy reasons out there.



SENSE PILL 1: Never sell yourself short. U were born to lead, but first you must conquer yourself. never let Jrod rule your ways.

Olasco93:
I think HARDDON should use simple words, those slangs you are using are not really helping at all. I expect you to use understandable words that every person should understand... Just my opinion though!

simple words? how simply can words get? we dont deal slangs here, we roll real.

pardon my rhymes

To help u take control of your emotions, u have to learn how to turn down ladies. start by the little things;
turn down that airtime request from that your crush, turn down that ur course mate/colleague lunch request, turn down that outing request, however u may, but subtly, funnily and cockily.

SENSE PILL 1b : for once, have d balls to be brave, be YOU and do things because you want to do them not because they cajole u to!
dont be fooled ladies know exactly what they are doing when they go demanding for things they dont even need and airtime they wud never call you with( this is how mugus and magas are made, this is where friendzoning begins) , it is your duty to fashion responses to deflect their demands and hold your sway.

Bae: babes could you u help me get that over there?
YOU: yea sure, after i'm done with this game..or you can say sure, if only u beat me in this game....we know that game isnt ending soon nor can she beat u, she wud be forced to go get it her self (subtle but very effective).

slowly u grow in this lane: from subtle refusal to outright funny ones. the only time u wud master this act is when bae starts touching u, u respond, then when every one is steamy, all cloths off and she launches for ur weapon, remove her hand, she wud try again, remove it still, after the 4th time she tries u can let her, i can bet you it wud be explosive! dont ask me why

then be man enough to turn her outright down one day!

i'm not really in the mood to get down tonight B, just want us to cuddle and kiss thereafter we sleep! she wud try her best but if you can stand your ground, you wud have passed this great test. she wudnt bliv it that a guy can turn her down with his hardness and her wetness! she might act funny thereafter, ignore it..... She knows u r becoming a Man!

the ultimate test in this self control drill is this:

try and hook a new catch, after the 1st - 3rd hang outs, they usually feel comfortable, wanting to come know ur place because you have been deflecting all talks away from where u stay( we wud talk more about this soon. it is a perfect way to have any lady BEG to come know your place instead of you begging to have her over as u have been doing and she has been refusing because she knows what your plans are already! )

so lets say you finally agreed to have her over, and after all said and done, reggae turned blues and u guys are on each other, cloths flying with supersonic speed off your bodies as u kiss( more on this in DRILL NUGGET 3) passionately in anticipation of a sumptuous session,
then just as she pulls u over and want u inside of her, u pull away, sit on the bed for a while thinking, then after a brief moment, pick your boxers and start wearing it! she wud be wondering what is happening, tell her u just lost it, that you gtg now. she wud cajole, implore, seduce and do all possible to have you, DONT YOU YEILD! remember this is a test! and to help you scale tru, always remember it your final test. wear your cloths, apologize and hit the street. u wud literally murder her with thots like : is it that he has a gurl friend and doesnt wano cheat on her? or is my kini smelly like that of that blogger? stretch marks on my laps? or is he impotent? cudnt B because i touched his hard Jrod..... is there something i did wrong? ...... if only she knew....

yea i know, it is not fair to do this to any lady, but sit back and ask yourself, is it fair to do this to a guy? Ladies do this to guys all the time that is why they have mastered the act of staying on top of their game, and only let in guys they really want into their web, and for you to master your act also, this you must learn to do, not with one, but as often as u can,,,,,u wud bcome a master in no time, Jrod wud learn its place and then cease to control you.

DRILL NUGGET 1B

WHY ARE NICE GUYS BORING?

Cos they have no Life of their own! they put the happiness of ladies above theirs and let Jrod and emotions rule them at will!

and as the Ladies would put it: they are just too PREDICTABLE!

for a lil sniff of a lady's pants they can sell their soul!

You see them on fb thanking ladies for accepting their friends's request. they like every post of their crush and no matter how ugly, fat and fuggly she is, they wud wax lyrical how beautiful she is.

they try not to annoy them ladies, say the seemingly right words and hope they get noticed. they are the type that go flooding a gurl's inbox with messages thinking one day she wud respond
they go spending on gurls thinking that they can BUY them with gifts and gets frustrated when they have been friendzoned

you can overcome all these and turn the tables arround if this write up describes you. kindly note that behaving like this, turns ladies off emotional and wud only hang arround to milk you.

Next post, i would share with you the way out of this weak lane