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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by XaintJoel20: 1:04am On Feb 20, 2016

KINGinVAHALA:
You mean cassava? as in plant?

Nooooooooooooooo. I would have preferred cassava anyway...

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 1:05am On Feb 20, 2016

QueenValerie:
Dang! This is goooood. I'ma use some of these.

For who?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by babadem2much(m): 1:09am On Feb 20, 2016

k
This is Naija you don't need to speak too much grammar .

Hi sis, HOW YOU DEY? the get some nice punch line n continue grin

it works

just try it but not when one yeye guy don pieces her heart o.

I swear name ECOMOG dem go come to your rescue. grin

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 1:12am On Feb 20, 2016

XaintJoel20:

Nooooooooooooooo. I would have preferred cassava anyway...

Bros abeg go sleep, i nor need disturb. as i dey here na matches mk i go bet for nairabet later in the day naim i dey forcast. Disturb isnt allowed.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 1:15am On Feb 20, 2016

@Damtha still awake at these unholy time of the night?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 1:16am On Feb 20, 2016

Niyinficient:

For who?

Do I know you I'm sure I do....I wouldn't, couldn't forget a smile as sexy as yours. .....On dudes of course.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KingRex1(m): 1:19am On Feb 20, 2016

QueenValerie:
Do I know you I'm sure I do....I wouldn't couldn't forget a smile as sexy as yours. .....On dudes of course.

Been lookin for ya

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 1:21am On Feb 20, 2016

KingRex1:
Been lookin for ya

I'm tryin' ta put the moves on this dude....gimme a minute.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KingRex1(m): 1:26am On Feb 20, 2016

QueenValerie:
I'm tryin' ta put the moves on this dude....gimme a minute.

wha??

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 1:28am On Feb 20, 2016

KingRex1:
wha??

Just what I said.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by kilokeys(m): 1:29am On Feb 20, 2016

Me: Why are u Staring?, Do i know you?

She : excuse me?

Me : exactly my point, how can I help you?

She : sorry I don't understand

Me : I am a gentleman, that's why I am here to help u understand..
Erhmm u see, I just wanted to stop u somehow, anyhow cos you are best thing to walk this path today.

Bros, if she no smile.
. Her humor is dead... Just walk off

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KingRex1(m): 1:32am On Feb 20, 2016

QueenValerie:
Just what I said.

Guys dnt fall for wat dey hear.. Jst show off ur shape or strip for him, then he's urs

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by kilokeys(m): 1:35am On Feb 20, 2016

another I use to break her defence..

Me (walking past her, and coming back) : excuse me, there is something about ur nose ( I actually place my finger on mine, hinting she has a bogey or somthing)

She says thank you and fetches for her hankie, covering her face..

I quickly follow through with...

There is something about ur eyes too.. Ur face, ur hair. They are all specially crafted beautifully like an angel's

I am kilokeys, whats ur name?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Damtha(f): 1:35am On Feb 20, 2016

KINGinVAHALA:
@Damtha still awake at these unholy time of the night?

Monitoring spirit.. U nko?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 1:37am On Feb 20, 2016

KingRex1:
Guys dnt fall for wat dey hear.. Jst show off ur shape or strip for him, then he's urs

They fall for what they hear an see all the time.....look an the dudes here.What are we but words.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KingRex1(m): 1:40am On Feb 20, 2016

QueenValerie:
They fall what they hear an see all the time.....look an the dudes here.What are we but words.

wat bou the dudes here?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 1:41am On Feb 20, 2016

KingRex1:
wat bou the dudes here?

I just said.Read it again.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tchijay: 1:44am On Feb 20, 2016

let me add dis new one..... baby wats ur IP address ... cus I want to hack u

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KingRex1(m): 1:46am On Feb 20, 2016

QueenValerie:
I just said.Read it again.

havnt seen a guy fall a girl here, without lookin up her pics. Cud have fallen 4 u, but deres a cat.
Sorry to derail, do u stay near Austin?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 1:48am On Feb 20, 2016

KingRex1:
havnt seen a guy fall a girl here, without lookin up her pics. Cud have fallen 4 u, but deres a cat.
Sorry to derail, do u stay near Austin?

They do. without a pic......I live in the DFW area.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ministeriallist: 2:02am On Feb 20, 2016

KINGinVAHALA:
13. Wow, i was wondering the source of this hot sun, now i know its your beauty that is shinning, HI GIRL!

14. Hmmm, Who needs Sun and Moon when your beauty outshine both? HI GIRL!

Who need more wow wooing lines?

Am gonna use these grin

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ministeriallist: 2:03am On Feb 20, 2016

danjumakolo:
Used most of these tricks.

But nowadays

"Hello,my name is .....
I am talking to u for the first time.
Just felt like introducing masef to you
N I hope you r also of the opinion that there is nothing wrong in making good friends"

Mature one!

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KINGinVAHALA: 2:08am On Feb 20, 2016

Damtha:
Monitoring spirit.. U nko?

Busy Guilding You and watch you sleep like a baby!

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Sike(m): 2:39am On Feb 20, 2016

jamb questions

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 2:39am On Feb 20, 2016

Too much work. I just do this.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 3:06am On Feb 20, 2016

Code45:

Huh? A female?

Do I know you I'm sure I do....I wouldn't couldn't forget a smile as sexy as yours. .....On dudes of course.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 3:34am On Feb 20, 2016

ipledge10:
see as I use my mouth shoot myself. ..I was only joking...I cant guess what am gon have for dinner self

kikikikikik grin

U don confess abi undecided

after saying u be gud guesser tongue

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by AreaFada2: 5:13am On Feb 20, 2016

fF01:
Are you an okro
Seller? How come
you keep Drawing me
Closer?

lmao! dah fucck ezz dat??

Na wa o. That kind motor park tout line nor be here o. cheesy

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by arusoncd(m): 5:17am On Feb 20, 2016

Airtel gave 25000 naira airtime after i deregistered my line. wow

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by html14java(f): 5:17am On Feb 20, 2016

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

.
Be appreciative. Envy could make you shorter dear.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Mcowubaba: 5:53am On Feb 20, 2016

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

Haba, see bad belle nd frustration shocked

...
Oluwa go pick ur call soon, u fit try sell agege bread or Gold ciRcle...

Majority of us still find it very funny and hilarious...

Tosyne2much is not the cause of ur Pre menstrual tension..
My bro tosyne caRRy the go....those who are for you are more relevant than those who are against u cheesy

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ipledge10(m): 6:00am On Feb 20, 2016

Nikita1:
kikikikikik
U don confess abi after saying u be gud guesser

Finally Awake ..So Let's Start With name grin

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