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blackboy2star:
Real story so far

Monalisa185:
you dunno what happens to a curious cat?

bqlekan:
let me go look for the thread

bqlekan:
brother. sincerely, I was embarrassed. as in, person wey no fine.

chibwike:
Twas nice chatting with you.
Have a nice day Jare. my Dear

CaroLyner:
here to read the lies.

saintdennis:
Hmm upon all my escapades ain't got one rily badt experience so I will share a close shave with death/better injury cos of konji back in skul.

Mary(not real name) had the best shaped & sized azz I ever seen, the type you only see on tv and magazines, met her @ a party held @ S&T barracks Found out she's in my dept but running p/t program, has a bf (a cultist) but jeez that body make me risk collect number.

Fast-forward 2/3 times we hooked up @ a friends place in bdpa since I knw say the dude no dey enter eiye zone.

Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place run shows all night then around 6am or so the next day her bf knocks on the door, she's panicking, am panicking then my guardian angel gives me sense! I go to her kitchen (self con ish). Tell her to open the door, she does, the dude walks in, I come out of the kitchen 10 seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes , greeted the obviously perplexed bf, thank Mary for giving me the money and foodstuff, slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

My acting was so good the babe called to hail me, that even she believed me.

To reinforce the I am a broke guy lie (armed with the knowledge her bf spent the night with her) i went to her place by 5:30am knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.
The guy even gave me his carpet and curtains the following semester since he was graduating .

Guys ALWAYS WEAR NORMAL HOUSECLOTH AND BATHROOM SLIPPERS so you fit claim neighbour o. #freeAdvice

obiorathesubtle:
I've waited for sth like this..



Okay, here goes.. This girl yea.. We're cool n ish.. She's about 3years younger.. Buh our chat is mostly x-rated..


So one day, she says I should come over, I dress up, buy a stuffed dog, swallow my viagra.. Sachet of condoms in my rear pockets, check my breath, do some sit ups....


I get to her house all charged up and ready to _fuck her brains out.. Yea.. So I see her cousin with her(a boy).. They laughing and talking about nonsense, and my eyes twitching, steaming with anxiety and whatnot.. I give her the dog, she loves it, she hugs me.. I look at that ass and imagine all the good time I'm gonna have when her cousin leaves..


30minutes later and her cousin's still sitting on the couch telling bland annoying jokes.. Urrrghh.. I wish I had a gun!!.. Not too long after, he gets up and is about to leave.. And just as he steps outside the door.. You wouldn't believe it.. Her mother walks in.. Now I'm sweating more than when they told gandhi he about to die.

So her mum walks in.. I'm sitting like a good boy(lucky I wore jeans, covered my hard upstanding dick).. So, she introduces me to her mum as her senior in school(fair enough.. But I still get to suck your soft boobs and _fuck your wet vagina)..


So.. Her mum was looking at me different, like I'm some kinda bad boy.. Pfft.. So.. After much talk.. I'm feeling kinda uneasy.. I had to leave, find an alternative.. Cos the viagra aint smiling with me.. I bring out my wallet, so I can take out my transport fare back home.. The condom falls out on the ground.. ohgoodGod! The awkward silence was sth else.. I almost left the condom on the floor.. But I squat'd and picked my rubber up(like a boss) without looking at her mama's face..



I left, and ever since.. Stephanie has never talked to me.. Maybe her mum beat her.. Iono

cl9700:
Some girls can misbehave. She nor know wetin she miss so.

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Omotayor123:
See Jamb Question
No. I dey your bed

iambibi:
lol. and you too!

Michellla:
so you dont trust me okay deal is off

..like there was ever a deal. Just dey show yoursef ooooooo. God dey.

chibwike:
Expect my mention tommorow

From anywhere

prof22:
Another one


There's ds girl in my departmet,. She dey f*ck for state. Ds one go tell u make u pick date, time, where she go come finish U. I've been disturbing her telling her im a f*ckn messiah so she surprised me one day by saying, Tonight, Ur house till dawn. I was d happiest bastard that day, it was like i was paid 10million, i was smiling from that location , on bike, i was just smiling. I went to prepare, drank all d jedi in d world, smocked weed, i was asking my guys what more they were giving tips freely preparing for d night. She showed up 5mins to 8. I hugged her. She went inside d bathrom to shower. My Joystick was taller n stronger....and






I woke up...i passed out while she was in d bathroom. I slept off. She didnt wake me up. I was d talk of d school for two months. People laughed at me, even some lecturers heard d jist they started directing all questions at me.


Silly me

Shegzy8:
mine no bad sha.....



ma babe stays nearby cos we b dey same skul so most times m either in her room or she been in mine.


naso wen I sick I kon gatz dey her room wella,her senior broda wey b fellowship pastor just show,me n her elder bro bin dey 400 level together just DAT na different faculty n in senior me gan...naso with d malaria and everything she sha gv me ma cloth naso I carry m run enta toilet.for more Dan an hour I dey d toilet oooo...d broda no 1 g
ree go...n ma health was bad DAT I almost fainted.

AyamConfidence:
nwa nna m....you are back...your lay off was quite long this time ooo

Ele otu e di na

AyamConfidence:
you no see me, you no find me....na so life be?? God dey ooo

How have you been sha??

Smellymouth:
It happened couple of years back during my NYSC service year. I met this cute undergraduate on my way to Ikirun, Osun state where I was serving, became friends-->Lovers and she invited me over to spend the weekend at her place.


****Fast Forward ******



On that fateful day, I got to her hostel and met her hostel friends in her room, males/females; then it was BlackBerry Torch 2 that was in vogue, so I brought out my Silver BlackBerry Torch 2 and pretended I was making a call.Talking to my buddy; telling him how I got a contract with a construction firm, come and see lie na
That was how I got carried away, that I didn't even remember my ring tone again.The phone has been blasting " D'Banj's Oliver Twist " almost to the 2nd verse.
By the time I realized what was happening, all the ladies and dudes in the room were laughing their hearts out including the babe I went to see.
Mhennn,i just felt the floor should open and swallow me


Nota Bene:: Ireneony,falconey, Wristbangle ,una Weldone ooooo

pinceprinz:
Maybe that doesn't work 4 me... Till the desirable becomes available, I would rather retire living in self denial than stick wt what's available

really? and I was here trying to get you an available one,make I kukuma save my energy na

trippleKAY:
your grand ma be like wake up from ur slumber after landing u dat slap ;Dyour grand ma be like wake up from ur slumber after landing u dat slap

The slap is still registered in my memory till date

sonOfLucifer:
Fried or grilled?

Any you want

Barrysleek:
Mine happen recently there is this my neighbor I use to sleep with almost everyday on this particular day she came to knock at my gate that her mum has gone to the village that I should come and release i was so happy because it was morning and I needed to be relieve. I immediately went with her we headed straight to her room and got down as we where on the act we heard a knock on the door she told me to ignore the knock and continue what I was doing that it was Gozie our neighbor that wanted to come and have a piece of her because he saw when her mum left for the village, we ignored him he kept on banging the door he suspected that she was with me he got his phone called her mum that she should return that Abigail is with a guy inside the house her mum immediately return, we where still on the act when she knocked she went to check and found out that it was her mum we didn't open the door she kept on knocking we both put our phones in silent she called my line before her line after awhile I went and hid at the toilet Abigail left the front door open and went to the back to open the door for her mum immediately she enter she checked the entire room in that process I sneaked out tro the front down the snitch Gozie saw me coming out but he didn't raise alarm I walked jeer jeer to my house. later that evening Abigail's mum called me that she wants to see me i went she told me that Gozie send he saw me sneak out of her house when she came back I deny it though she didn't believe but she couldn't do anything since she didn't catch me red handed.

Tallesty1:
No be today

You got that kind of slap too

Monalisa185:
really? and I was here trying to get you an available one,make I kukuma save my energy na

XD3G:
This perhaps,is the funniest thread I have viewed on NL. Hilarious stuffs all round. Let me add an experience.

Some years ago,a friend of mine paid a babe a surprise visit in one of the Polytechnics in SW(Osun or so,can't really remember). When he got there,he met the babe and they had a nice time,even though she didn't like the surprise visitation.

After spending some time with her,he decided to go into the Campus and flex a bit(as a Lagos boy). He met with some other guys and he stayed up late till around 10:30pm before heading back to the babe's house.

Unfortunately for him,he met some OPC guys on his way to the babe's crib,and when they accosted him(being a strange face),he told them he was only visiting his babe from Lagos,and not an "external".

So,they asked for his ID card and all that,and he said they were in the babe's room,so they escorted him down to the room to confirm.

Unbelievably,when they got to the room and knocked,it was a man that opened the door,then the OPC guys asked the babe to confirm/corroborate his story....she DENIED ever seeing him in her life!!!

So,the OPC guys took him back to their base,and gave him more than enough beating (maximum shi shi tinz),they even asked him to fetch water through out the night,and he kept watch with them till the break of dawn.

It was a really bad experience and a funny one too.

You don't wanna know what the guy did in subsequent relationships(as a form of revenge),before getting married....lool

pinceprinz:
How nice! Too bad I love hunting my own prey all by myself. Its not pride, its just who I am

Monalisa185:
that can't be pride na, that's a sure thing to do, doing the hunting yourself, I support your ministry 200%

DPricey1:
Don't laugh at me na

DPricey1:
Don't laugh at me na

bobkezel:
are u really a graduate with these rubbish u wrote here? Work on ur english man.