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Lezzlie:
So when it comes pushing your anal door, you'll be fighting it, holding your breath and tightening your stomach. That's pretence. You could do that with strangers , friends and acquaintances. But with your soulmate, you put your hands in the air, ask him to listen and then the whizzle away

Ishilove:
That's the thing: I will make conscious effort not to fart in his presence but if I do, I go turn am to joke.

I will tell him ''babe, just relax and take a deep breath''

Ishilove:
That's the thing: I will make conscious effort not to fart in his presence but if I do, I go turn am to joke.

I will tell him ''babe, just relax and take a deep breath''

Lezzlie:
How free are you with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

I am of the opinion that lasting relationships are built when couples are free and earthy with each other.

So can you fart in the presence of your lover? I dont mean the silent flatulence that caresses the anus when coming off.

I mean can you really give a trumping, anus- quivering, loud and thunderous fart in presence of your boyfriend?

If you can, you have the potentials to build a long-lasting, honest relationship.

And guy's who can't take this are potential sadists

So ladies test your boyfriend's resilience and love today.

Give him a loud fart this morning , make sure he hears it,
then say , " good morning, baby".

Blastfinito:
I sight u o with one corner eye

Creamish:
LMAO!! Just seeing this thread. Funny way to put it.

I guess some ppl need to seek permission first before letting one out...