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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by shypapa(m): 9:00am On Sep 21, 2016
And someone told me "I just want to feel ur presence. Mam where are you in gombe
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by salauwale(m): 9:08am On Sep 21, 2016
stevio:
My brother,3 Seconds,is that how long you you really stay on your lady? Chai,you really need help & I think you should hold on with the Vaseline because they aren't doing you any good o.lol
You're getting it wrong. Orgasms not sex itself. orgasms rarely last more than 10 sec
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 9:16am On Sep 21, 2016
crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that... cool
dear, orgasm in guys lasts up to 20 - 22secs and not 3secs
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by asarebabson: 9:18am On Sep 21, 2016
crotonite:
for what naa?
about the 3sec premature.......... lolz
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 9:23am On Sep 21, 2016
McBrooklyn:


Lol, then let him feel your presence now cheesy cheesy
Man, This ur siggie tho grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by buffalowings: 9:32am On Sep 21, 2016
crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that... cool

Eww
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by buffalowings: 9:33am On Sep 21, 2016
shugacane:
grin grin Guys nd dia funny ways "lemme enter i wont move" because na stick abi?? cheesy

Na sugar cane
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by tohchee96(m): 9:37am On Sep 21, 2016
Purpletee:
lol..
what about the "baby just hold it small" "lemme just put it in between your laps"

this one is Strong ....lwkmd
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by shugacane(f): 9:39am On Sep 21, 2016
buffalowings:

Na sugar cane
grin grin grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Codedrock(m): 9:39am On Sep 21, 2016
onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

Wow.. an eye opener. Please can you gist us an example of what girls think after sex??
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by mrnigeria(m): 9:53am On Sep 21, 2016
Simran94:
dear, orgasm in guys lasts up to 20 - 22secs and not 3secs
really I disagree.
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 10:03am On Sep 21, 2016
Proffdada:
like the way I'm getting attached to your picture now



better don't get...rock
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 10:05am On Sep 21, 2016
Henz24:
well, that's cos most of u can't just comprehend it wen a guy just tells u he wants to fvck u without sugarcoating




non of my business


tell it to those that wanna hear you
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 10:13am On Sep 21, 2016
Simran94:

dear, orgasm in guys lasts up to 20 - 22secs and not 3secs
may be for some...
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 10:13am On Sep 21, 2016
cyrilamx:
In that moment of 'heat' some men can even sign off their assets to the woman. In some situation the more desperate ones will be on their knees pleading why the babe look on triumphant. Crazy moment wink wink wink
Relatable bro grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by masterpat(m): 10:26am On Sep 21, 2016
onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case


Dearie, u hav killed me grin grin grin grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Proffdada: 10:32am On Sep 21, 2016
beautiful232:




better don't get...rock
too late now
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 10:38am On Sep 21, 2016
Proffdada:
too late now


tongue
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by okpukpu(m): 10:43am On Sep 21, 2016
hesilo:
U talk as if u guys don't cry. D easiest way 2 quarrel wit my girl is jas 2 pretend 4 abt 5days dt I dnt wana av s**... Quarrel don start b dat grin. D way I am looking @ u, u'd do worst dan her sef grin grin odi gi na anya

Exactly brother. You will see them behaving like jonky.
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by alaskido(m): 10:49am On Sep 21, 2016
Once it is IN movement starts grin grin grin grin grin Una no go kill me with laugh o grin grin grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Henz24(m): 10:59am On Sep 21, 2016
beautiful232:




non of my business

tell it to those that wanna hear you
exactly what am saying
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by vicben27(m): 11:06am On Sep 21, 2016
crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that... cool
chairman, national Association of vaseline crew i hail thee
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 11:38am On Sep 21, 2016
vikkeee:

U don do things oh......abi NA for church the brother tell u all this
na for church o...I dey my own jeje the nigga start drop flows
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 11:39am On Sep 21, 2016
ayusco85:


Lol. U seem like u were a victim
lol...na experience o
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 11:55am On Sep 21, 2016
jay99:
Lol.. Conji is a bastard!!!
I tell ya my bradahgrin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by HomeTutor1(f): 12:19pm On Sep 21, 2016
Laughing while reading the comments.
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by toye440: 12:39pm On Sep 21, 2016
Conji na bastard
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 12:54pm On Sep 21, 2016
DollarPikin:
grin cool The one I did last week!The lady said she will only agree if I wear condom!And I dont have any at home!So,I told her,that wen the sperm wants to come out,I will know and remove my dick!

Look at this baby slowpoke risking his own health. What if she has an infection or an STD? Condoms are for your protection.
Please next time, value your own life and suit up.
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by vikkeee(m): 1:01pm On Sep 21, 2016
Purpletee:
na for church o...I dey my own jeje the nigga start drop flows
You no go like hear my own flows too?
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Danpotter(m): 1:17pm On Sep 21, 2016
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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by amurx(m): 1:17pm On Sep 21, 2016
grin grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by salauwale(m): 1:17pm On Sep 21, 2016
Simran94:

dear, orgasm in guys lasts up to 20 - 22secs and not 3secs
22 secs!! I wish.

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