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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 6:37pm On Oct 31, 2017
booblacain:


The way you are attacking the girl it is like she hit really close to home. I bet your is reaching 10 lanes already.
Lol
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Daeylar(f): 6:37pm On Oct 31, 2017
I will start taking all these pity your future husband stories serious when they change it to pity your future spouse either male or female.
And furthermore what's a big deal to her may not be a big deal to someone else, we need to stop giving people rules and regulations on how to live their life based on our own way of living. The only place I agree is where she says don't have sex especially if you don't want just because someone says he loves you.

I found this part really disgusting,
No wonder people want to put an end to the bride price tradition.
so according to her logic if a dude pays a girls bride price she is selling herself, Her body to him? A man and a woman are getting married, no one is selling themselves, or any part of them selves to each other, extremely stupid logic..
You better take it easy. You’ll get married someday for crying out loud. That dude will pay your bride price. What would you be selling to him then..?

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by victorazyvictor(m): 6:38pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

Not really what she meant.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Hargbo(m): 6:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
If he they expand and retract..The pussy muscle go tire na..e go jst soft anyhow like tissue paper....ask all the Falila on Nairaland.,they will tell you am nt lying or you can experiment.,.nairaland boys will gladly volunteer...
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by 1metre: 6:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
So now it's different sizes of dicks? So if that ONE dick I'm taking up is huge and we have sex 100 times, that one doesn't matter abi? But as long as its multiple dicks, my vagina must expand. Please you're not making sense. You're a female and you don't know anything about your body. You're allowing the sensless opinions to delude your mind. Grab a book luv.
how can she know more about her body without constant practice ? Is it not when u overuse your body you go learn sth? Op no know anything, your experience no get rival. grin

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Chukabiz1961(m): 6:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
I will not say a thing till this question is answered. Is she the unclad woman by the right?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ganie(m): 6:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
The vagina can expand, I'm not disputing that at all. But penetration is not the cause, like many think it is. Is that really hard to understandable?
Pls can you enlighten me asides child birth,what are other causes?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by purples25(f): 6:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
Wonderful advice

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 6:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
victorazyvictor:


Not really what she meant.
Like i said, i agree with everythinf she said, until the last sentence. Go back and read it, thats where my argument stems from.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 6:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
congorasta:



what actually makes a woman's vagina more wider than the other

Childbirth. If you enter club come see 100 olosho, 80 of them na single parent.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by iamrammy(m): 6:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
if this is true,then why some p*ssy be like when you deep your finger inside a basin of water? Perhaps 5 big casava is enough to prevent them from retracting....

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ArchangeLucifer: 6:41pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
The vagina can expand, I'm not disputing that at all. But penetration is not the cause, like many think it is. Is that really hard to understand?




Someone asked you a very important question up there but you ignored him.

Pornstars that take baseball bats, rugby balls etc up their anus and pussies, were they born that way?

How did their anus and pussies expand to accommodate those massive objects since you say it isn't penetration? Why didn't it retract back to its original size she was born with? Why did it remain slacked enough to accommodate objects?

Before you start arguing about whether this is true or not, check out the pornnstar hotkinkyjo. She's the standard when it comes to ass gapes.

How did her anus get so wide that it can even accommodate 4 full hands all d way down to her stomach?! shocked

ANSWER OR DIE...

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by victorazyvictor(m): 6:41pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Like i said, i agree with everythinf she said, until the last sentence. Go back and read it, thats where my argument stems from.

ok
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 6:42pm On Oct 31, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
I find it disturbing that Safiaa is right but most people disagree, when would we start questioning myths to the letter?

you have forgotten this is romance section the dumbest section on nairaland.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 6:43pm On Oct 31, 2017
I hope Ladyjumong is listening
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by riyanxeally(f): 6:43pm On Oct 31, 2017
unfortunately this is supposed to work buh it doesnt..men love bad byatches who know so well how to give it to dem...wrse stll even u like tight pass rubber wen thy chop thy go tire n stll look fr tighter one outside...ur tight one too go slack one way or d other...look fr a gud man especially ur very gud frnd n see it last...
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Humility017(m): 6:43pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Tell me something.
ok....

you see dear....a situation where a lady already experiment wit different men prior marriage...will likely lead to a scenario where she will begin to compare her husband sexual performance wit her husband...especially when the husband is not as high performing as one of her ex boyfriend....or probably not taking performance enhancing drugs as her ex boyfriend.....



mind you..rarely do any man have small manhood...but so many exposure by ladies to vary sizes of manhoods makes her start categorizing some as small and big...

haven't you asked why.....do ladies still feel emotionally attached to their ex boyfriend?

there are two set of folks married ladies that cheat....go with....

one is their colleagues in the office or place of work....this set of people win over these women's heart as a result of their vulnerability...probably the husband don't often have time for her at home or they often don't spend time together and her colleague in the office is showing her care and attention....the possibility will arise she will begin to have feelings for that guy or man...

the second folks are her ex boyfriends.....

a meeting wit her ex boyfriend can spark up that feeling they hitherto had for each other again...reason why many guys will say a road..they once passed won't be difficult to pass through the second time...

I have seen this happen countless times before my eyes...one was my neighbour when I was still in the university then....the other was a friend elder brother...who upon meeting wit his ex slept wit her on the spot....

especially when that ex has sexual prowess her husband lack....moreover convincing a lady you once slept wit for sex won't be that difficult as it was at first

I always tell guys...you will always see women that are more beautiful or sexy than your wife....reason why you've to have self control and be contended.
likewise a woman...you will always see men or probably you have seen man wit bigger joysticks than your husband....reason why you have to be contended and self controlled....

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ArchangeLucifer: 6:45pm On Oct 31, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
I find it disturbing that Safiaa is right but most people disagree, when would we start questioning myths to the letter?




If she is right, I want an answer to my question.

Why do pussies feel impenetrable and difficult as virgins and after a few bleeps, it begins to accommodate THE SAME DICK freely?

Why doesn't it feel very tight like a virgin ALL THE TIME if penetration doesn't slack pussies?

Why does it NEVER return to its virgin state after maybe 4 or 5 bleeps?

I want you to answer this Mr. Man.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Hargbo(m): 6:45pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
So now it's different sizes of dicks? So if that ONE dick I'm taking up is huge and we have sex 100 times, that one doesn't matter abi? But as long as its multiple dicks, my vagina must expand. Please you're not making sense. You're a female and you don't know anything about your body. You're allowing the sensless opinions to delude your mind. Grab a book luv.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:46pm On Oct 31, 2017
InvaluableGem:


I don't know if taking different sizes of dicks expands it but if after several children I still feel as tight as I felt before the first child then I would disagree with you. You can't compare a baby's head to a dick and even childbirth hadn't left me any wider. Sometimes my husband even has to use lubricants.
This lie get as e be.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by riyanxeally(f): 6:46pm On Oct 31, 2017
porn stars do it on daily bases...reason it is that wide...it can accommodate four dicks n more simultaneously yeah....thy luv it cuz its their means of livelihood plus sex is delicious n insatiable u get one dick u can as welk collect ten nxt time....:-)
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 6:46pm On Oct 31, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:





Someone asked you a very important question up there but you ignored him.

Pornstars that take baseball bats, rugby balls etc up their anus and pussies, were they born that way?

How did their anus and pussies expand to accommodate those massive objects since you say it isn't penetration? Why didn't it retract back to its original size she was born with? Why did it remain slacked enough to accommodate objects?

Before you start arguing about whether this is true or not, check out the IndecentStar hotkinkyjo. She's the standard when it comes to ass gapes.

How did her anus get so wide that it can even accommodate 4 full hands all d way do wn to her stomach?! shocked

ANSWER OR DIE...
The vagina is created to expand to extent of pushing out a human being. This has nothing to do with your sexual activity or past. Any woman can accomodate baseball bats etc down there, however they've (pornstars) been professionally trained to take that kind of pain, whereas the average human being cant. Is your questioned answered?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ArchangeLucifer: 6:48pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
The vagina is created to expand to extent of pushing out a human being. This has nothing to do with your sexual activity or past. Any woman can accomodate baseball bats etc down there, however they've (pornstars) been professionally trained to take that kind of pain, whereas the average human being cant. Is your questioned answered?



Nope.

My question was specific. I don't want to know how the pornstars got it slacked.

Why did the pussy not return to its original state of tightness after all these 'trainings'?

You said it retracts back and doesn't slack from penetration right?

If this is so, how come a pussy that could not accommodate baseballs can now do so?

Doesn't that tell you its looser?

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by asawanathegreat(m): 6:48pm On Oct 31, 2017
Na me dis virgin dis woman wey write this message ooo

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Edonojie007(m): 6:48pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Ohh my gashh....waw. Can i irritate you some more? grin Please kindly get off my mentions. I don't want My infectious stupidity rubbing off on You.
I Think I Just Fixed Your Brain Up. Maintain It.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nelsizzy(m): 6:49pm On Oct 31, 2017
Funny thing is that she is my Facebook friend.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 6:49pm On Oct 31, 2017
Wangxiao:

I'm not saying you wrong oo but why d place come dey over expand at time?

Some girls own nah car park!!

He go just be like say you put preek for inside bucket of water

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 6:50pm On Oct 31, 2017
Humility017:

ok....

you see dear....a situation where a lady already experiment wit different men prior marriage...will likely lead to a scenario where she will begin to compare her husband sexual performance wit her husband...especially when the husband is not as high performing as one of her ex boyfriend....or probably not taking performance enhancing drugs as her ex boyfriend.....



mind you..rarely do any man have small manhood...but so many exposure by ladies to vary sizes of manhoods makes her start categorizing some as small and big...

haven't you asked why.....do ladies still feel emotionally attached to their ex boyfriend?

there are two set of folks married ladies that cheat....go with....

one is their colleagues in the office or place of work....this set of people win over these women's heart as a result of their vulnerability...probably the husband don't often have time for her at home or they often don't spend time together and her colleague in the office is showing her care and attention....the possibility will arise she will begin to have feelings for that guy or man...

the second folks are her ex boyfriends.....

a meeting wit her ex boyfriend can spark up that feeling they hitherto had for each other again...reason why many guys will say a road..they once passed won't be difficult to pass through the second time...

I have seen this happen countless times before my eyes...one was my neighbour when I was still in the university then....the other was a friend elder brother...who upon meeting wit his ex slept wit her on the spot....

especially when that ex has sexual prowess her husband lack....moreover convincing a lady you once slept wit for sex won't be that difficult as it was at first

I always tell guys...you will always see women that are more beautiful or sexy than your wife....reason why you've to have self control and be contended.
likewise a woman...you will always see men or probably you have seen man wit bigger joysticks than your husband....reason why you have to be contended and self controlled....

Ok, understood. But this has nothing to do with what im trying to say, because I'm not an advocate of promiscuity. I'm just trying to lay down the facts of the female body. Thats all.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Chukabiz1961(m): 6:51pm On Oct 31, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
taking in different sizes of dicks would expand your vagina.
You are the one that needs to expand your knowledge.
She is right. It is not the size or number of men but bacterial that makes the vagina watery that makes it so free. Treatment of the infection will dry up the fluid and it becomes normal. Not promoting oloshoism as said by someone.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by hopefulLandlord: 6:51pm On Oct 31, 2017
Proudgorgeousga:


you have forgotten this is romance section the dumbest section on nairaland.
its really disturbing, many of them are virgins pretending to be experienced based on the theories in their head and the misconceptions that's been passed on and on from generations to generations
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ArchangeLucifer: 6:52pm On Oct 31, 2017
ArchangeLucifer:





If she is right, I want an answer to my question.

Why do pussies feel impenetrable and difficult as virgins and after a few bleeps, it begins to accommodate THE SAME DICK freely?

Why doesn't it feel very tight like a virgin ALL THE TIME if penetration doesn't slack pussies?

Why does it NEVER return to its virgin state after maybe 4 or 5 bleeps?

I want you to answer this Mr. Man.




Safiaa answer this without deviating, please. hopefullandlord is diverting...

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