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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by charlesazeh(m): 7:20pm On Oct 31, 2017
I do not have intentions of getting married to a virgin but I’d never walk a “Garbage” down the alter. I’d never take such home to my beloved mom

Read this and understand she never wrote that, she is the type of girl that copies everything from the other student in exam hall...she copied it without reading through...A guy wrote that and she copied

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by sobmos(m): 7:21pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Thank you. Nigerians spend millions of naira to go to school, yet 90% are still uneducated. This is simple common sense, but it's like i'm chatting shiit. Lool can't help but laugh.
madam you're just laughing at your own ignorance. I dey Shame for you. Everyone in the entire world know say pvssy dey expand. You don watch fisting porn before? Just go on xvideos and search for fisting. You go know say your brain no pass fish own.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 7:22pm On Oct 31, 2017
Talkwell:
safiaa no reply anybody abeg,

ordinary Google will stop all this their rant
I'm actually enjoying it. It's taking up my time grin
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by sobmos(m): 7:22pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
madam you're just laughing at your own ignorance. I dey Shame for you. Everyone in the entire world know say pvssy dey expand. You don watch fisting porn before? Just go on xvideos and search for fisting. You go know say your brain no pass fish own.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by enigmaticlion: 7:23pm On Oct 31, 2017
Modelqwen:
shocked





my friend keep kwayet dia.
Everyone is striving to b relevant but ur own
no follow.


U aren't innocent of the act & it's one of
things u detest the most....
This babe is confused.
are you complaining because you take diick anyhow and anywhere

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 7:23pm On Oct 31, 2017
sobmos:
madam you're just laughing at your own ignorance. I dey Shane for you. Everyone in the entire world know say pvssy dey expand. You don watch fisting porn before? Just go on xvideos and search for fisting. You go know say your brain no pass fish own.
Okay loool.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m): 7:23pm On Oct 31, 2017
oruma19:
my guy, dick doesn't expand no shit. Which dick is as big as a newborn baby? Experienced men tell us every time, " don't kill urself trying to make a woman cry when having sex, babies come into the world thru that same place, and there's no dick as Sometimes, you need to boost your self confidence and morale by hyping yourself because human beings are naturally designed to use their moths to bring you down as a new born baby, so when she cries,she just does it to make u feel good,all na wash"
And you think you've made a point by comparing v-jay's contraction during childbirth to v-jay's contraction during sexual intercourse? This is all shades of wrong nah

The question you should ask yourself is that "do women give birth every week?
undecided

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by God2man(m): 7:25pm On Oct 31, 2017
Se E ti Gbo

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 7:25pm On Oct 31, 2017
ganie:

A prostitute's punany should have returned to its former state as she lost her virginity even without giving birth.
Its just like saying a woman's boobs doesn't sag after breastfeeding...smh
It's because she's having sex constantly, so the walls don't have enough time to retract. If she stops having sex for a few weeks, the muscles will have time to retract
As for boobs, it's mainly fatty tissue which doesn't expand, it grows. The sagging is mostly due to gravity.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Talkwell: 7:26pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
I'm actually enjoying it. It's taking up my time grin

Carry on cheesy
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:26pm On Oct 31, 2017
Talkwell:
safiaa no reply anybody abeg,

ordinary Google will stop all this their rant
The girl just dey console herself. Go through her profile and see a post where she advised ladies to be proud of their body count.
Na da wan I tek confam ha hoe-low-show-ism.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Organs(m): 7:29pm On Oct 31, 2017
KinzyeWriter:
Carry your dick head and ignorance out of here joor..

You're just wrong on your point and you should admit that cool


This is what i dont understand. Someone will make an intelligent point, then another person will just insult without making any point, Bros counter the argument with strong point or superior argument or keep kwayet.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 7:29pm On Oct 31, 2017
Wangxiao:

Guy, bucket of water even makes lotta sense.. e go b like say you dey Bleep air and worst part is that the girl fit come dey form say e dey pain her...
I'm talking from experience...so annoying

I dey tell you brother. I can fairly relate

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Stevengerd(m): 7:29pm On Oct 31, 2017
princeemmma:
its truth but saying she is innocent, mba thats not sure, i disagree with her
That's none of my business
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by kosmos95(m): 7:29pm On Oct 31, 2017
!!!SCANNING BUCKET!!!

SEX DURATION= 7 HOURS;
PERFORMANCE IN BED= VERY GOOD
NUMBER OF MEN SLEPT WITH !!
COUNTING!! STILL COUNTING !!! STILL COUNTING !!! AM TIRED OF COUNTING
""OLOSHO""
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nov6(m): 7:29pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.


then your brain is confused too.....

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by columbus007(m): 7:29pm On Oct 31, 2017
Freewoman:
If you bent in spoiling others, you will end up buying scraps as wife
forget that one jare smiley
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 7:30pm On Oct 31, 2017
DIVINEEVIDENCE:

The girl just dey console herself. Go through her profile and see a post where she advised ladies to be proud of their body count.
Na da wan I tek confam ha hoe-low-show-ism.
And so what? That thread is more about honesty than anything. Deception in a relationship never works out in the long run. So what exactly is your point? If I'm telling girls to be honest about their sexual past, IF they have one, am I promoting ' oloshoism' or honesty? Ah beg fall back, you're not making sense.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ceecee0703(m): 7:30pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

with constant work a muscle continues to expand eg the biceps. With continuous use and increase in load a muscle continuously expands, thats the reason men that visit the gym to work on the muscles have difference than those that don't or rarely visit the gym. so continuous intake of di.ks of various sizes expands the muscle, though when the intake stops over time the muscle contracts though not to its original size.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tolexy123: 7:30pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
some punna do reach elastic limit o undecided

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m): 7:30pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
I don't think you're right

Reason being that, are you trying to tell us that the v-jay of a lady who maintains one sex partner is likely to have the same shock absorber with the v-jay of a prostitute with an overwhelming intake of joysticks?

No matter how you view it, joystick definitely expands the v-jay

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Talkwell: 7:31pm On Oct 31, 2017
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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 7:31pm On Oct 31, 2017
trustyshoess:

It's because she's having sex constantly, so the walls don't have enough time to retract. If she stops having sex for a few weeks, the muscles will have time to retract
As for boobs, it's mainly fatty tissue which doesn't expand, it grows. The sagging is mostly due to gravity.
Your moniker speaks for you. One only needs to look beyond 'trustys', dazall.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Gmajor(m): 7:32pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
You are not getting her point.
What she is saying that if you've "tasted" a lot of men, you may find it difficult to be satisfied by one man

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by GuntersChain(m): 7:32pm On Oct 31, 2017
2Shotz lekwa see this waist odi very sumptous odi very delicious Big Lo lekwa.........2Shotz ft Big Lo - Delicious (Remix)
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 7:32pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Once you lose your viginity, your vagina will permanently loosen and will never regain the same" tightness" you had as a virgin. The depth and width will remain the same but factors like childbirth, age etc may loosen the vagina further. The depth and the width of a vagina naturally varies between women, but penetration does not affect this. Get it?

Now get what dudes are trying to say. When a woman gets used to a large phallus, let's a 5 or 6 inch girth, she becomes conditioned to enjoy such types. When she then gets married to anything lower, it can not be quite as those will do it for her. Do you get?

I used girth because most women if not all are more bothered about girth than length. Btw way, which do you prefer?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 7:33pm On Oct 31, 2017
DIVINEEVIDENCE:

Your moniker speaks for you. One only needs to look beyond 'trustys', dazall.
grin
It's actually trusty-shoes. It's meant to sound like trust issues
You can go ahead and call me whatever you want, doesn't particularly bother me

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ganie(m): 7:33pm On Oct 31, 2017
trustyshoess:

It's because she's having sex constantly, so the walls don't have enough time to retract. If she stops having sex for a few weeks, the muscles will have time to retract
As for boobs, it's mainly fatty tissue which doesn't expand, it grows. The sagging is mostly due to gravity.
Thank you,you just said what i wanted to hear. If a lady have sex now and doesn't for a long period of time say weeks to few months it will retract to the size it was before the sex, but if a lady constantly have sex it will continue to loosen or remain as it is.
Mind you I am saying this from my own personal experience of two different ladies.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by 1Sharon(f): 7:36pm On Oct 31, 2017
Student125:

Answer this simple question, if you agree childbirth is one of the reason for wide p. but refuse to admit penetration does, explain why or the reason childbirth expand pxxxsy.

NOTHING is the reason for a wide pussy. Some women naturally have a wide pussy and some naturally have a tight pussy.

The same way the penisss size in men varies
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 7:37pm On Oct 31, 2017
ceecee0703:


with constant work a muscle continues to expand eg the biceps. With continuous use and increase in load a muscle continuously expands, thats the reason men that visit the gym to work on the muscles have difference than those that don't or rarely visit the gym. so continuous intake of di.ks of various sizes expands the muscle, though when the intake stops over time the muscle contracts though not to its original size.
We have different types of muscles in the body. The biceps are skeletal muscles whilst the vagina is a smooth muscle. They function and work differently. Thats to answer your question.

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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 7:38pm On Oct 31, 2017
Gmajor:

You are not getting her point.
What she is saying that of you've "tasted" a lot of men, you may find it difficult to be satisfied by one man
Yes and i agree with that. But i do not agree with her last sentence.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by hgnbello(m): 7:38pm On Oct 31, 2017
lolz... ladies una hear una fellow lady.. no turn dat private number into a customer care.. lolz..

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