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Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by SocialJustice: 1:10am On Jul 03, 2019
I understand how she feels about her mum, Oga go and rent short time 2k room for 1hour and enjoy your wife. Also, why is mama staying for 2 months, person die? Mama should do 2 weeks and go home.

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Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by ngwababe(f): 1:14am On Jul 03, 2019
comshots:
Na she go leave my house not my mumsy.

Bros read small!
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by LANDLORD72: 1:20am On Jul 03, 2019
Ikem11:
Lol patronize olosh till the 2 months simple. If u can't then hold your diiicck till 2 months cos any try of forceful act towards her mother will cost you a lot unless u no want happiness for your house again
This guy is correct just patronise olosho for the next two months for peace to reign.
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by enemyofprogress: 1:22am On Jul 03, 2019
That's what happens when a woman moans and speaks in tongue too loud. Your wife's ringtones na follow come, e no get part two and she doesn't want her mother to know so as not to wake her up and also set her in the mood. She is only trying to avoid party with her mother grin grin
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by enemyofprogress: 1:27am On Jul 03, 2019
miltonchux:
Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?
grin grin grin grin
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by karma2000: 1:27am On Jul 03, 2019
ML wants karma to push her daughters husband outside abi
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Tobastar: 1:29am On Jul 03, 2019
guess, the woman placed her grandchildren into consideration as well OP, if you grew up to know all these things about sex @ an early age your life won't be this place, i bet you might not get married or even be able to do without sex at all. Guess you should thank the woman for helping you build your home coz she's old and exposed as well she understand the dangers attached to such exposure at a tender age.. and i know you won't be glad seeing your kids in future being arrested for RAPE or whatever i pray GOD will direct you, so you won't thread the wrong path.

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Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by enemyofprogress: 1:29am On Jul 03, 2019
ogashman:
You can bring the foam to the floor to avoid the creaking sound of the bed.
the bed is not the problem, his wife moans, screams and shouts during the flogging

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Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by enemyofprogress: 1:32am On Jul 03, 2019
Tobastar:
guess, the woman placed her grandchildren into consideration as well OP, if you grew up to know all these things about sex @ an early age your life won't be this place, i bet you might not get married or even be able to do without sex at all. Guess you should thank the woman for helping you build your home coz she's old and exposed as well she understand the dangers attached to such exposure at a tender age.. and i know you won't be glad seeing your kids in future being arrested for RAPE or whatever i pray GOD will direct you, so you won't thread the wrong path.
rubbish, absolute rubbish
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Callertunez: 1:32am On Jul 03, 2019
yorubademon1:
grin u be Sir weyrey
gringrin
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Callertunez: 1:33am On Jul 03, 2019
oluwasegun007:

Hehehe... May God forgive u.
Lol grin
cheesycheesy
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Fasanyadaniel(m): 1:36am On Jul 03, 2019
[My wife no born new then watin go carry my MIL come stay my house for 2months.
Even my own mother I no go allow her stay to that lent when she get her own house and she no dey sick

she never even stay up to a month she don dey set rules. this na his things go begin turn upside down for the house gradually if them no take care mama go begin tell them when to go out and when not to

No family (Mine and my in laws) member will come to my house without informing me first with a good reason as well and they won't stay up to a month
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by budaatum: 1:41am On Jul 03, 2019
grandstar:


The issue is the manner of approach of both the mother and daughter. It's not your house. Some families live in a single room and make love when they think their children are "sleeping".

His mother inlaw should show some maturity. If the marriage breaks up because of this, her daughter would put the blame on her.
You are the first to respond to this which does amuse me since I can't believe real men fuq where their own mother's hear them not to talk of MiL. If a man wants to fuq his wife with his MiL in the next room listening, I guess it don't matter if it's a two minute fuq on a bed that don't squeak, but what sort of fuq do you expect to fuq with MIL listening next room? Op, did you not say the door was open!? I suggest man improve the quality of his fuq instead of the quantity, and bloody get a room while he aspires to a bigger house!

Some have mentioned growing up with fuqing parents in the room, please tell if you did not cover your ears and make out you were sleeping while they were fuqing? I guess you want your MiL to do the same and cover her ears and make out she can't hear you and her daughter fuqing because it's your house and she must respect you? When the man mother visits, she too should shut the fuq up and respect man and man house and man fuqing and just cover her ears and make out she can't hear her own son fuqing? My head shakes at you all!

If the daughter had been brought up well she would not have been fuqing where her mother would hear her and would have better arranged her fuqing to ensure she and her husband were satisfied. Would she wait for her MiL to tell her off when she visits? Even her own children should not be hearing her fuqing not to talk of her own mother. Or did she ever hear her own father and mother fuqing? Her respect for herself should have made her fuq in private.

The MiL must have been a bad mother is what I think, and it shows in the very timid action she took. A proper mother would have marched into the room where her daughter and her husband were fuqing and pulled her daughter's ears where she was fuqing and very sternly asked her daughter if she had been such a bad mother to her that she feels the need to be fuqed where it would disturb her! "If you husband's mother was in the next room is this how you will disgrace me by making it seem like I never trained you"! The effect of such an approach while her husband's fuq is fuqing her will remind her to respect herself a lot more than she currently does forever. The sternest look of "don't you have respect for your mother?" directed at her SiL as she left the room would increase your respect for her too.

You are all gonna be MiL and FiL one day. Say amen!
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by godwon01(m): 1:47am On Jul 03, 2019
It is a small matter .Your wife wouldn't bear it for two months. Yoruba people used to say that , there is no goat that will taste salt and will stop tasting it. Unless she does it outside .After all , U can still do it whenever the old woman leave the house on an errand or better still , go to a far away hotel and enjoy your self. U can do a quick one in the bathroom. That one is always sweet. She is also pretending. She can cope.
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by SirLakes: 1:49am On Jul 03, 2019
So, what if there's a need for your wife to travel out of the country for Six months - you will turn brostitute before she returns abi


Spits

Just 2 months... Local man Is lamenting shocked

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Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by bluebay(m): 1:51am On Jul 03, 2019
For Christ sake her mom is at the other room and she might hear those funny sounds when you both are doing it . It’s not a comfortable stuff for a woman to hear her daughter ringtone... I think that’s what your wife has put into consideration and I’ll plead with you to endure or still, take her out For a night and Pound the whole of the week out of her...
My advice though

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Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Nobody: 1:55am On Jul 03, 2019
Michelle55:
To avoid issues.. Take your wife out and have the best time of your life.. It wasn't stipulated anywhere in the constitution that your house will be the only place for you to copulate. There are nice places you could do that with your wife or whenever your MIL is not around, you can utilize the opportunity. You have sooo many exciting options you know cheesy Either you bring the bed down, or make use of the bathroom /kitchen or you go out with your wife. smiley before you know it, 2months will elapse
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Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by King44(m): 1:59am On Jul 03, 2019
miltonchux:
MARTIAL BED.

My wife says no sex until her mother leaves our house.
FROM A MALE READER:

I'm happily married with two young kids ages 2 and 4. We stay in a 2-bedroom apartment and usually leave the connecting door ajar so that if the kids wake up during the night they may have access to our room to seek comfort, which is very frequent especially during these noisy thunder storms.

My problem started with the arrival of my mother-in-law, less than a week ago to spend 2 months. Of course, she sleeps with her grand kids in their room.

This doesn’t stop them from frequenting our room during the night, so the door is still left ajar. Much to my amazement, my wife has now told me that she will no longer allow us to copulate during the time her mother is with us. She said her mum scolded her and feels we are rude to engage in lovemaking knowing fully well that she is in the adjoining room.

My wife has always feared her mum so it is impossible for me to convince her that this is her house, not her mum’s. I don’t see myself going one week without sex, talk less of 2 months! Is it my fault that the bed creaks or that my wife has to make noise at her height of ecstasy?

I feel that my mother-in-law is being very intrusive and insensitive and I’m prepared to talk to her and ask her to leave if she insists on tormenting my wife, but I know that my wife won’t find it funny at all.

What should I do?
Man? fix the bed or buy new one and tell your wife to mend her mourning when she is in cloud 9 shikena, If after that she still complains, you are the man of the House not a push over tell your wife to talk to her mother if she is not willing then do the talking yourself in a polite manner she will understand but if she doesn't baba just calculate her stay in the house hold body till she leaves then blow her trumpet like never before na mean
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by King44(m): 2:18am On Jul 03, 2019
but come o, how could someone go out and rent an hotel room each time he or she wants to have sex with his or her partner when there is a home, It can't be convenient at all also consider the cost, stress, and imagine one or two neighbours seeing you too almost constantly in various hotels or at a particular hotel you dont have to say a word or two before that neighbour start propounding theories of what might have led you and your wife to the hotel or hotels in the first place, since it only happens when your mom or hers is around, plus imagine if konji catches you in the middle of the night how will you go about it?, just fix the damn bed or buy new one and regulate your fuckery, whenever she wants to give u ring tones regulate your workforce or caution her n see if she can adjust, for me such idea is a nono konji is no respecter of ones situation
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by fortunejum: 2:27am On Jul 03, 2019
Deepfeel:

She's not staying there forever just for awhile let's be humans for once, I personally won't feel comfortable having sex with my wife and she's moaning in loud tunes while my mother or my mother in-law is in the next room disturbed with the noise no it's not right, I won't even want to hear my next door neighbor disturb me with loud night prayers talk less of sexual noises
Why the noise? Noise of what? Please can a lady in the house put me to light.
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by grandstar(m): 2:39am On Jul 03, 2019
budaatum:

You are the first to respond to this which does amuse me since I can't believe real men fuq where their own mother's hear them not to talk of MiL. If a man wants to fuq his wife with his MiL in the next room listening, I guess it don't matter if it's a two minute fuq on a bed that don't squeak, but what sort of fuq do you expect to fuq with MIL listening next room? Op, did you not say the door was open!? I suggest man improve the quality of his fuq instead of the quantity, and bloody get a room while he aspires to a bigger house!

Some have mentioned growing up with fuqing parents in the room, please tell if you did not cover your ears and make out you were sleeping while they were fuqing? I guess you want your MiL to do the same and cover her ears and make out she can't hear you and her daughter fuqing because it's your house and she must respect you? When the man mother visits, she too should shut the fuq up and respect man and man house and man fuqing and just cover her ears and make out she can't hear her own son fuqing? My head shakes at you all!

If the daughter had been brought up well she would not have been fuqing where her mother would hear her and would have better arranged her fuqing to ensure she and her husband were satisfied. Would she wait for her MiL to tell her off when she visits? Even her own children should not be hearing her fuqing not to talk of her own mother. Or did she ever hear her own father and mother fuqing? Her respect for herself should have made her fuq in private.

The MiL must have been a bad mother is what I think, and it shows in the very timid action she took. A proper mother would have marched into the room where her daughter and her husband were fuqing and pulled her daughter's ears where she was fuqing and very sternly asked her daughter if she had been such a bad mother to her that she feels the need to be fuqed where it would disturb her! "If you husband's mother was in the next room is this how you will disgrace me by making it seem like I never trained you"! The effect of such an approach while her husband's fuq is fuqing her will remind her to respect herself a lot more than she currently does forever. The sternest look of "don't you have respect for your mother?" directed at her SiL as she left the room would increase your respect for her too.

You are all gonna be MiL and FiL one day. Say amen!

What you said makes a lot of sense.

In one of my posts, I complained of the manner of approach. It's either the MIL's or daughter's fault. If the mother told her like a mother that it's improper for her to be causing nuisance when making love and the woman transmitted it to the husband in the proper way, we won't be here.

Let her husband understand the reason behind. He's probably feeling the MIL is being unnecessarily unreasonable and domineering.

His wife can go: ' Sweetheart, mama said she could hear us yesterday while we were making love. She didn't think it was dignifying , especially to us. Sex is supposed to be a very intimate or private matter"

Husband: 'So what are you suggesting?'

Wife:' "I will feel very self conscious anytime we make love if she's around. I won't enjoy it at all. I'll be very frigid in bed.

Husband: "Okay then. If you don't want your mum to hear it. let us go outside behind the bus stop to do it there. She can't hear us from there"? Or she get super hearing?

Wife:" No be only outside. I have a better idea. We should do it in her room when she's with her pastor.. Sweetheart, let's be serious, what can we do?".

Blah blah blah

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Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by gare(f): 2:40am On Jul 03, 2019
ogashman:
You can bring the foam to the floor to avoid the creaking sound of the bed.


See my signature for ur flight bookings

What about the wife screaming at the height of enjoyment, tie up her mouth ���
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by budaatum: 2:48am On Jul 03, 2019
grandstar:


What you said makes a lot of sense.

In one of my posts, I complained of the manner of approach. It's either the MIL's or daughter's fault. If the mother told her like a mother that it's improper for her to be causing nuisance when making love and the woman transmitted it to the husband in the proper way, we won't be here.

Let her husband understand the reason behind. He's probably feeling the MIL is being unnecessarily unreasonable and domineering.

His wife can go: ' Sweetheart, mama said she could hear us yesterday while we were making love. She didn't think it was dignifying , especially to us. Sex is supposed to be a very intimate or private matter"

Husband: 'So what are you suggesting?'

Wife:' "I will feel very self conscious anytime we make love if she's around. I won't enjoy it at all. I'll be very frigid in bed.

Husband: "Okay then. If you don't want your mum to hear it. let us go outside behind the bus stop to do it there. She can't hear us from there"? Or she get super hearing?

Wife:" No be only outside. I have a better idea. We should do it in her room when she's with her pastor.. Sweetheart, lests be serious what can we do".

Blah blah blah
Good one, "Behind the bus stop to do it there".
grin grin grin
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by frozen70(f): 3:06am On Jul 03, 2019
What's her purpose of coming ❓

Call any of her siblings to invite mama to their place so that you can enjoy sex with your wife

You have to explain to them what your wife said

Pls don't say anything to your mother in law, work it out with your brother or sister in laws

She won't understand why she is leaving

With is, there will be national peace wit you, your wife, your mother in law and the entire in laws

Mother in laws are sensitive people to handle in marriage.
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by WinkWrld: 3:12am On Jul 03, 2019
Give ur muminlaw valium. If dat one nor work, cook beans with plenty weed. She go sleep forget matter.
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by MChaze25(m): 3:20am On Jul 03, 2019
Wayne4uall:
You have to take things easy... Discuss it with ur wife and make her know the consequences..
The wife get sense ni?
This is what happens when you marry kids as wives.
Very soon the mum will tell her to only cook twice in a day for you!
Rubbish...
Both of them. Wife and mum no just follow
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by nathpope(m): 3:32am On Jul 03, 2019
comshots:
Na she go leave my house not my mumsy.

Ode... U no dey read b4 u comment?
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by city2city: 3:39am On Jul 03, 2019
Just shut the bed room door real tight......sure thunder can no longer scare the kids since grandma sleeps with them.
Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Nobody: 3:54am On Jul 03, 2019
sexy74:

Who bears the cost my brother he should be man enough and send the Mother in-law to her husband.

What cost? What phucking cost?? Do you how much the MIL saves them when both are out working, she takes care of the kids and probably most of the domestic chores??

The op needs to control himself or find a less intrusive way of having sex with the wife. Apart from the noise from his room, leaving the connecting door open when they are having sex is very wrong.

He should respect the woman and take his wife outside, do it when the woman has gone out with the kids or ‘hold body’.

Btw, he can still do it quietly under the sheet unless he sleeps on a dodgy bed.

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Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by mexioni(m): 4:00am On Jul 03, 2019
There is always a bathroom you can use them together

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