BecaciaBarbie:

Wow wow! Where are you from? I’m shocked the name “Becacia” actually has a meaning because it’s a name formed out from different names “Bey,Cassie and Ciara” they were my favorite female musicians back when I was in High school which was the time the nick was formed.

Haha well I’m gifted and well blessed and not single too looool

from the east. Cassie also means encourage/take courage in Igbo also. Oh, I'm glad I guessed right. I was not trying to shoot my shot tho. I did need more intel if I was to do that...

© Becacia 2019

kurlz:



Ahahhqhahqqh. No he did not wake up. Please do you s....e anything by chance?

You are funny.

Lol...
But I dont get d bolded

GodAbeg5:
chai, I so love you this comment, bless you brother

Many are cursing me for the same comment you're thanking moi for. God go EPP all of us

mumu9gerian:


Calm down he never ask whether u are single na

I like to go straight to the point.

Depressed101:
from the east. Cassie also means encourage/take courage in Igbo also. Oh, I'm glad I guessed right. I was not trying to shoot my shot tho. I did need more intel if I was to do that...

[/b]© Becacia 2019[b]

Hummmmm loool explain the bolded hehe

Tellemall:


So funny! Why didn't you just collect the wine?

i was trying not to fucckup twice.

one time I had a hard on out of nowhere and the Pastor asked all those sitting in my row to stand up. I tried to get up but my gbola was not in the mood of worship.

Bgcentz:





Hahahahahaha
That particular sentence of people that were sleeping shouting made my day

I can't stop laughing � �

I'm telling you���

Zane2point4:

Two wrongs don't make a write.
Is still not enough reason for him to make Christians swore an oath of allegiance before commenting on Muslim post.
The way he is going about this site is dangerous, he might not take it to the next level with that archaic and authoritarian law.

what action would you suggest for him to take?

Awesomeking:
what action would you suggest for him to take?

Let him advice his mod to fish out bad eggs amongst the forum members making inciting comments.
Then that infamous rule shld be scrapped.

Religion is a scam

BecaciaBarbie:

Hummmmm loool explain the bolded hehe

I think our meeting is iconic, I mean we held a healthy discussion this long. So i thought i did give it stamp. Courtesy of you. You are the real VIP. Cheers

amendara1:
It was 27th of May 2018, I was the Sunday school teacher coordinator, so one woman I was teaching and telling lies to the students, i just look at it that she's not saying the right thing i now said no wonder you're serious. The next thing she did was to report me to pastor and low and behold she call her husband who was not in the church to come and deal with me, after the service the husband came and greeted me, before i respond the man had slapped me twice and the wife join hand to beat me i was just looking, to make the matter worse my Pastor said am guilty that I am suspended all because she used to give him money and buying gifts for him. I have never been that embarrassed in my life like that they. Anyway I hand them over to God for all they have done. I can't forget that day.

See pastor, nawa oo

Funkybabee:
Na so menstrual stain did for me then ooo


oh my God

It didnt giv u any prior notice ??

sonyc00:
Mine was during a mid week service, when we went out to receive communion. I collected the bread then moved on to collect the wine, which were all in tiny metallic cups. Omo,as i try carry this thing up,the cup dey drag along the tray that the pastor was holding. Its like there was suction between the tray and the cup. I now finally used force,na so the whole tray just tilt, spill the rest of the communion still in the cups on the pastor. My body just cold instantly, i just dey talk sorry sir with my mouth, dey pick the cups with my hands while the pastor dey try clean himself. Even the choir stopped singing to look at the commotion and na front of altar wey we dey, like say make i just die that day. My joy be say no be sunday service,so technical crew was not recording the service and the people wey come church no plenty

Guy abeg a wan slp

ChieduJoshua081:


mehn nobody bring the idea we just go there go Bleep up. And the guy wey dy my front, I just dy look em face as e dy chew mouth I almost burst laugh for front of church.

Abeg na by force to go sing ?

Helada:
2004...
We were at the retreat and I was given a letter from my big sister to give Alex and I went to give another brother.
The brother(a born again �)went to show the youth leader... Unfortunately for me as I was coming back from the toilet I saw the youth leader... The moment he saw me... He gave me a very dirty slap on my left cheek that left me momentarily blind.. When I recovered... He said so now you are love letter passer... That's what we have been teaching you abi... You came to camp to pass love letter... As I wanted to explain that I don't know that it is love letter... He gave me another slap and asked me to lead him to my sis.....

I still chop serious beating form my SIS for failing to pass the love letter to the right person...
Since then..... I no Dey go message for church o

Iiiissshhh, dis drain me emotionally, sorry madam

.......

Depressed101:
I think our meeting is iconic, I mean we held a healthy discussion this long. So i thought i did give it stamp. Courtesy of you. You are the real VIP. Cheers

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh now you make me want to cry lol you are really sweeeeeeet!!! Thank you dear, it was nice having this conversation with you. It is because of members like you that my love for Nairaland keeps waxing stronger.

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

LMFHO!!!! Bros this your story wan off me!

..hmm. na d day i match shit enta church o.
..i had barely gotten into d mood of worship whn one of d ushers tapped me n said 'bros e b like say u match shit o.'
..mehn na shame i take run comot 4 inside church

OlawaleBammie:

Oohh !! did u later wake up wen u passed out ??

No, he didn't, , he typed this from the grave.

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

sharpwriter:


Hmmmn... It's well!

My sister, it wasn't well then o. Some people thought I fell under the anointing, pastor come dey ginger on top my matter.

simpleseyi:


Muslims and Atheists are strong willed and not unstable like you church goers jumping from CAC to COZA, from MFM to RCCG, from Winners to CCC. Therefore, your continuous rants have no effect on Seun.

So all the mentioned denominations are not Christians?

slapandfall:
I play drums in church. i went to night vigil from Work after that VI/Lekki traffic.
when pastor was preaching i was sleeping on the drums, na so i fall yakata for ground and the whole drum scatter with big noise

Everybody was shocked even the other people who were sleeping screamed Jesus from sleep cos they were all shocked by the sudden loud noise.

Pastor was just looking at me and i just open my mouth for ground cos i no fit talk.

I just carry my bible dey go house

ogaoooo �

Your Mosque experience then?

mimimile93:
Am a muslim

Have you listened to the new single by westlife? Let me introduce to you "MY BLOOD"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5aHw96Lhdw

Bgcentz:
Mine was one certain Sunday, the pastor was preaching and he said something that ends with "raise up your hands" me I didn't hear cause I was pressing phone.
immediately I heard "raise up your hands" I raised mine not knowing that he said " IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO CAN STAND AGAINST GOD'S ULTIMATE POWERS? PLS RAISE UP YOUR HANDS!


omo see crowd looking at me

I wish you were there to see how I dropped my hands .

Lwkmd

TOPCRUISE:
Embarrassing moment was when I was persuaded to join choir. Well I join choir due to persuasion of the sisters that they need a brother to join. I rehearse the song very well. Then as lead choir I was to address the crowd with the song. Fear first of all catch me. As I held the mike and I faced the congregation, I forgot the song immediately. I face the choir make dem help me. They were shocked. I shouted, hello so many times at them, I mumured some incoherent words back to dem to signal I have forgotten the song, they sheepishly smiled back. Meanwhile all the pastors where laughing inside out. They knew me to be a shy person and yet they were the ones that convinced me to join choir. I stammered, grumbled, talk, mumured, struggled and managed to drag join a few lines I remembered with the help of the choir till the end. As I drop mike and went to my seat the stunned congregation were just looking at me. I have learnt my lesson anyway.

Same thing happened to me... I felt like the ground should open and swallow me... I stopped singing, I don't know if I'd ever go back to singing in the choir....

bigcee:

Lwkmd

That was real funny

Alawaxbimbex:
I just sew an Ankara skirt and blouse and wore it to church,when it was offering time (dancing round the church asper CAC)...as I was dancing,I just noticed that my skirt's zip was loosening until it worn out completely...I was so embarrassed to the extent that I couldn't go back to the church for a month

So sorry dear