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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by zibbie(f): 11:07am On Nov 12, 2019
Na watin dey tire me with this nairaland writters be this oh......them no dey ever finish their story na were shewrites don go leave story
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by PrudySara(f): 11:17am On Nov 12, 2019
Read her previous post on why she hasn't posted any story. We should learn to be understanding, she has a life outside Nairaland. Thank you!
zibbie:
Na watin dey tire me with this nairaland writters be this oh......them no dey ever finish their story na were shewrites don go leave story
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by supernet4(f): 1:40pm On Nov 12, 2019
SheWrites:


We did?

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I didn't know oooo. I have not been online due to scarcity of electricity.

Sorting it out asap.
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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by supernet4(f): 1:41pm On Nov 12, 2019
SheWrites:


We did?

Yippee!

I didn't know oooo. I have not been online due to scarcity of electricity.

Sorting it out asap.
Try nd register to any books
It's one of its kind
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Gettreadyy(m): 9:05pm On Nov 12, 2019
I will like to meet with you someday and i will, you are an amazing writer @shewrites
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Tochi432(m): 12:39am On Nov 13, 2019
You're such an amazing writer dear and I wish you can countiune with your amazing work
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 1:15pm On Nov 13, 2019
zibbie:
Na watin dey tire me with this nairaland writters be this oh......them no dey ever finish their story na were shewrites don go leave story

My sister no vex. I haven't abandoned the story o. @pweetychyka can confirm.

I moved to a new location and Discovered that electricity here is like gold. Then my generator decided to resign.

Am presently making arrangements so that updates can be constant again.

*hugs*

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 1:16pm On Nov 13, 2019
PrudySara:
Read her previous post on why she hasn't posted any story. We should learn to be understanding, she has a life outside Nairaland. Thank you!

Thanks for coming to my rescue babes *hugs*

God go fight your battles for you too o!

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 1:17pm On Nov 13, 2019
Gettreadyy:
I will like to meet with you someday and i will, you are an amazing writer @shewrites

Thanks.

Will like to meet you too.
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 1:18pm On Nov 13, 2019
Tochi432:
You're such an amazing writer dear and I wish you can countiune with your amazing work

Thanks so much.

Updates will resume as soon as I get a stable power supply.

Hopefully soonest.
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by pweetychyka(f): 1:25pm On Nov 13, 2019
pweetychyka:


Not at all sir....

Pweetychyka is only here to clarify that she hasn't abandoned the story!

Madam shewrites new location seems to be having power issue. Therefore I indulge everyone on her behalf wink wink wink wink

Also expect more interesting updates within this week. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

@zibbie kindly bear with madam shewrites..... she hasn't abandoned the story.
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by uchesmith14: 4:36pm On Nov 14, 2019
When are you guys posting the next episode?? @SheWrites @pweetychyka

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by PrudySara(f): 6:41pm On Nov 14, 2019
*hugs*
SheWrites:

Thanks for coming to my rescue babes *hugs*
God go fight your battles for you too o!
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by uchesmith14: 8:47pm On Nov 14, 2019
This is what I hate about Nairaland Writers, they don't always finish what they started! ���
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by pweetychyka(f): 9:11pm On Nov 14, 2019
uchesmith14:
When are you guys posting the next episode?? @SheWrites @pweetychyka

Please bear with madam shewrites....

She's battling with power failure in her new location and that's y she is rarely online.
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 1:01pm On Nov 19, 2019
SASSY AND SLAYING: DIARY OF A SINGLE NAIJA BABE
Episode 13


Dear Diary,

10th February 2016.


It’s a Thursday night. I am in my apartment, sitting in front of the television and waiting for a much expected movie to start. There is no electricity, thanks to NEPA or PHCN or whatever they call themselves these days. But, my generator is on and running smoothly. Thank God I bought extra fuel during the week.

While I walked home from work this evening, I bought suya from the Mallam down the street. I had some crunchy garri at home and to me, that was the combination of a blissful dinner. I was too tired to cook today. I had a very tiring day at work. I hope tomorrow will be better.

Let me gist you about my day, diary. Clara and Benson are forming ‘Love in Tokyo’ in the office, to the extent that Steve had to call me aside and asked what happened between Benson and me. The guy said he thought things were moving smoothly between us and he was rooting for us to join him as the next married couple in the office.

I didn’t want to bring up Korede’s issue. This was already a closed case in the office and I would be working against the company if I spill the beans to another soul. I didn’t want to be at loggerheads with my bosses.

Steve said he had spoken to Benson earlier and can you imagine what that nitwit told him? Benson told Steve that I wasn’t the woman he thought I was. Look at this church rat o! Did they fry akara and puff puff on top Benson’s head last night? Can you imagine the rubbish he was spewing? Benson is not well. I swear! His brain is malfunctioning big time. And the earlier he is transferred to some remote part of the country, the better for everybody. I am tired of seeing his break-light in the office. He should just do and go.

I found a way to dismiss Steve and assured him that I was fine with Benson and Clara’s relationship. Even though I wasn’t. What will I do now?

Unfortunately, I ran into Mr.Nosa on my way back from the cafeteria. He pulled me into his office and showed me my double promotion letter! It was signed and sealed! I also saw Mrs. Nkiruka’s transfer letter to Port Harcourt!

This man wasn’t joking after all. I must confess, I was somewhat happy. Mr. Nosa drew me close, congratulating me as the new General Manager of Skylight Properties, effective the next few weeks. That is, as soon as Mrs. Nkiruka handed over. His hands cradled my back, and then moved down to my buttocks. I tried to remain still. I told my brain to process everything happening slowly, least I push the man away and slap him.

Right there and then, Mr. Nosa pulled off my cream jacket and threw it on the chair. What did this man think he was doing? He lifted my white tube blouse and unhooked my bra like a pro. My coconuts were set free out of the satin cage, free for him to plunder and do as he pleased.

Oh God! This was the price I had to pay for my double promotion. I started to fight myself within. I wanted to leave this man’s office. I didn’t want his old hands on my body. But, I remained there, like a sacrificial lamb. I started to distract myself, thinking about my double promotion and everything that comes with it.

Mr. Nosa swallowed one of my coconuts like a hungry dog and squashed the other as if it was made of foam! I winced in pain. It was hard to keep still. The next thing that happened came as a surprised o.

Hmmm… oh diary. I don’t even know how to write this. Can you imagine this retired he-goat? This... this useless excuse of a man... He slipped his hand into... Oh my gosh...

He slipped his hand into my underwear. What did he think he was doing? I have really suffered. I just wanted the whole shebang over and done with. Slam! Bang! Wham! Why was he playing with my honey pot? I started to protest and he begged me to just indulge him till he was done. Done as in how Mr. Nosa?!

He turned me around and made me bend over his table. I closed my eyes, waiting for what is to come. When was the last time I had someone’s cucumber in my buttocks? Can’t remember. Don’t even want to remember.

His fingers came back right back, sliding into my wetness again. Deeper and deeper until it began to hurt! I was going to protest again when he drove his cucumber into my tight hole! He rammed the thing in, riding me like I was a horse. He grabbed my coconuts, squeezing and slamming into me at the same time.

I can’t still remember the last time I was taken from behind. I was tight down there and the tightness excited him. He was at it for over the next few minutes.
When I tried to get up, he pressed my head to the table, making it impossible for me to move. When he was finally done, he staggered away.

When I turned around, I saw him pulling off a condom from his wretched cucumber. I sighed with relief, because at least, he wore a rain coat.

Sitting here, writing all these down, while the movie I was waiting got started. I don’t know what to think of myself. What do you call me diary? Was it worth it? Was it worth it at all? I am no different from those girls who sold their bodies for cash or whatever their heart’s desired. I am no different at all because I gave my body to a dog so I could get a double promotion.

I hope I made the right call. I hope I am not going to regret this in the nearest future. I hope that everything will work out according to plan.

Got to go diary. Need to watch my movie now.

Sweet dreams.

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by PrudySara(f): 1:35pm On Nov 19, 2019
I'm just so angry right now!
Just because of a double promotion...you allowed that old man called Mr. Nosa to to......
I'll just reserve my comment.

Thanks for the update SheWrites!
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Eberex(m): 1:43pm On Nov 19, 2019
PrudySara:
I'm just so angry right now!
Just because of a double promotion...you allowed that old man called Mr. Nosa to to......
I'll just reserve my comment.

Thanks for the update SheWrites!

When you are in between the ocean and fire, where do you run to? No where! you stay where you are.
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by jenifer007: 3:05pm On Nov 19, 2019
Nice update
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Eberex(m): 3:42pm On Nov 19, 2019
Las las she will be the overall boss over Benson and Clara. That, i believe was the motive or reason for letting that old man bleep her. Let us see how she will Lord it over those two loverbirds when she takes over.
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 6:58pm On Nov 19, 2019
PrudySara:
I'm just so angry right now!
Just because of a double promotion...you allowed that old man called Mr. Nosa to to......
I'll just reserve my comment.

Thanks for the update SheWrites!

You're welcome sweerie

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 7:00pm On Nov 19, 2019
jenifer007:
Nice update
Thanks
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 7:00pm On Nov 19, 2019
Eberex:
Las las she will be the overall boss over Benson and Clara. That, i believe was the motive or reason for letting that old man bleep her. Let us see how she will Lord it over those two loverbirds when she takes over.

Interesting...
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Gettreadyy(m): 7:11pm On Nov 19, 2019
I like the way you call your chest, coconut you're doing a great job, pls keep us updated as soon as you can. shalom
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 8:59pm On Nov 19, 2019
Gettreadyy:
I like the way you call your chest, coconut
you're doing a great job, pls keep us updated as soon as you can. shalom

Thanks o.

I will try.

I had to go to a cyber cafe this afternoon to update this... you guys have indeed been patient.

Nwakaego's chest are the size of a coconut... two coconuts... *winks*
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Ann2012(f): 9:44pm On Nov 19, 2019
U allowed that he goat ram you abi shocked and u let him enjoy your coconut.....

Thanks for the update
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by skubido(m): 10:30pm On Nov 19, 2019
Hmmmm, why na



Thanks for the update

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Oremeyii(f): 12:27am On Nov 20, 2019
Nooooooo, no, no, no, no. I do not like what she allowed to happen, but I guess it's a new twist *starts wailing on her behalf*
P.s, I've forgotten d main character's name
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by Marpol: 11:45am On Nov 20, 2019
Finally shewrites drops the long awaited update.

It was like I was waiting for Game of Thrones season. grin
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 12:20pm On Nov 20, 2019
Ann2012:
U allowed that he goat ram you abi shocked and u let him enjoy your coconut.....

Thanks for the update


You're welcome.

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Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 12:20pm On Nov 20, 2019
skubido:
Hmmmm, why na



Thanks for the update

You're welcome.
Re: Sassy And Slaying: Diary Of A Single Naija Babe by SheWrites(f): 12:22pm On Nov 20, 2019
Oremeyii:
Nooooooo, no, no, no, no. I do not like what she allowed to happen, but I guess it's a new twist *starts wailing on her behalf*
P.s, I've forgotten d main character's name

The main character name is Nwakaego.

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