OgaBuhari:
omo this one deep chai

OgaBuhari:
I guess you're still in your 20's. Don't worry by the time you start to deteriorate and metamorphose to the evening newspaper stage you'll even beg a brick layer to come and marry u with your own money just to avoid the shame.

RealMrNigerD:

Good is relative. But for any 'good', we could always get better(maybe if we tell less lies). My validation??. Of course not. You're not one of my employees, never thought in the line of validation either. But what if I'm a spiritual man? As your claim that good always comes your way, answers always come to my prayers. So close your brown eyes let's pray. Which would you like me to pray for you? That you get the man you deserve? or that you get better than that(but you'll have to always remember you don't deserve that man, you're unworthy of him)?

bukatyne:


I needed to quote this.

Nice.

RealMrNigerD:

Why, thanks mademoiselle. Hope you're good.

bukatyne:


I am good, thanks

You are welcome

RealMrNigerD:

Ah! surely, the spirit responsible for that is gone, hmmm?

bukatyne:


Maybe for these few minutes

CastingCrowns:
[s] With A Moniker Like Urs I Expect Nothing But Bigoted Misogynistic Filth To Come Out Of That Trap U Call A Mouth..People Like U Are Always Confounded When Strong Independent Ladies Have A Standard And Refuse To Settle For Mediocre Irritants.. Unfortunately For U Troll Ave Met My Spec And He Is All That And More..There Are Things Close Minded Simpletons Like U Can Never Understand [/s].

charliboy654:

you met your husband at 17 meaning he was quite young too. So am guessing he wasn't any experience as of the time you met him. You are just lucky in a nutshell.

RealMrNigerD:

You're not in church today, It seems. Maybe if you try going, with the help of a good pastor, the spirit will never come back.

OgaBuhari:
independent ladies my foot.
sorry your mr spec will only serve himself of your body and after he's done he'll move on to the next one.
it's obvious you don't have any other thing to offer in marriage asides from bearing children.
you're only good for "use and troway"
If you know what's good for yourself you better not mention me or quote me back

bukatyne:


If I try going to church at past 11am?

And I get there, I say 'Pastor, Pastor, I want you to deliver me from a spirit that makes me respond to mentions on NL late'.

Do you have a 'good pastor' in mind?

RealMrNigerD:

You may have missed the service but can still get privaate counselling session. Oh, sure. I have a very good pastor in mind. And don't worry, he takes every case seriously. But first, upload a pic of yours quickly that captures your full view. You can take it off after my acknowledgement. Let me show it to him. He can always tell from one's picture whether or not they'll be 'delivered' with his help.

bukatyne:


I am amused

Greet your pastor for me and gave a great day.

Yxxx:
This thread has turn to fight.
Na wa o Nairaland.

CastingCrowns:
[s] Lol I Shouldnt Quote U Or What Idiot? U Think I Am A Foolish Coward Like U.. Its A Pity U Think All Men Are Sootish And Ignorant Like Ur Slimy Ass.. Just Because All The Women In Ur Home Are Dependants And U Have No Independent Women There Doesnt Mean They Dont Exist.. I Reiterate My Point That U Are A Low Self Esteem Coward.. Let That Sink In Idiot. [/s]

OgaBuhari:
sorry I couldn't waste my time to read those jargons and mumbo jumbo that u typed up there.
Learn how to write with upper case, apply punctuation where necessary and try to make use of good grammars cos your write up is nothing to write home about.
since you've not yet reach the evening newspaper stage, I'd advise u forget about your mr spec for now and go take a jamb form and find your way and get education for yourself cos u sound like an uneducated bitch

OgaBuhari:
sorry I couldn't waste my time to read those jargons and mumbo jumbo that u typed up there.
Learn how to write with upper case, apply punctuation where necessary and try to make use of good grammars cos your write up is nothing to write home about.
since you've not yet reach the evening newspaper stage, I'd advise u forget about your mr spec for now and go take a jamb form and find your way and get education for yourself cos u sound like an uneducated bitch

LINTUNE:
I don't understand,u don't want kids again?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. Na you sabi if you no understand say na joke joor. Good things always come my way so I don't need your validation.

Good is relative. But for any 'good', we could always get better(maybe if we tell less lies, huh?). My validation??. Of course not. You're not one of my employees, never thought in the line of validation either. But what if I'm a spiritual man? As your claim that good always comes your way, answers always come to my prayers. Shall we give it a try? Close your brown eyes, let's pray. Which would you like me to pray for you? That you get the man you deserve? or that you get better than that(but you'll have to always remember you don't deserve that man, you're unworthy of him)?

RealMrNigerD:

Did you miss this?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Wetin happen na?

Na must say you must see my reply ni?

You're giving me creeps.

RealMrNigerD:


Seriously? You're really an immature, unsophisticated, local rude kid, are you(definitely not '35')? Trust me, its only on social media, I mistakenly engage such caliber. Read your profile(which happens to be quite catchy to me) and thought I was holding an intelligent conversation with an average to high I.Q. lady who was well read and would decipher my innuendos to see the hidden humor, and thought I was catching fun while at it. The deceitfulness of a faceless forum, I guess. Forgive me, my bad. Well, at least, someone else was smart enough to decipher. For future purposes, learn to dismiss even the most obnoxious people as mannerly as possible. Shows rich self-worth and high enlightenment level. You also stand a greater chance succeeding in life that way and not losing help opportunities by capable contacts.
Please, forget our chat like a regret that never happened cause I've just done that. Bad bye.
Now, how to recover my lost seconds on unworthy causes? where's my emergency einstein time recovery formula self?

computergeek:
Ladies, let's gist.

If you ask the average 16-20-year-old to tell you what she wants in a man, it's not uncommon to hear her launch into a list of Messiah-like qualities.

It's funny to us now, but we all had similar lists at some point (some still do, and please enjoy it while it lasts).

My list scared me so much that sometimes, I felt I was going to remain single forever. Even when I prayed at night, I'd take so long reciting everything on my list so that God would know who he was sending my way. My friends and I spent a lot of time back then reading romance novels and the way the authors described the heroes fvcked up our imaginations .

I wanted:

-Tall
-Italian half-caste with very yellow skin
-Gorgeous shoulder-length jet-black hair
- Eight packs
-Catholic like me
-Tech savvy like me
- Extremely intelligent
-Smiling and cheerful
- stinkingly rich
-God-fearing (ever lady's list features this, even the atheists )
- Cool-tempered
- light brown eyes
- full red lips (lol, I was literally dreaming for a man doll)
-Amazing in za oza room

And all the other regular stuff like loving, romantic, funny, caring, gentle, kind, and so on.

Yimnu, no be like that ooo... By the time I hit 21 - 22, me was not doing again . I just wanted someone with whom I shared a strong attraction. A decent man who had a good head on his shoulders, a steady source of income and ambition.

When my list became reasonable and meaningful, I guess I found one who checked out . Guess what? I married that "big head".

He had some of the qualities on my first list shaa, like he's Catholic and tech savvy, tall and intelligent. But uncle is not Italian, he has brown skin and he does not like smiling .

**********************

It's different when a woman decides that she does not want to get married. Marriage is not for everyone and society needs to evolve to a time when it stops shaming single ladies.

However, some who may really want to be married are getting held up by the unrealistic qualities they seek in a life partner. It's your life, sure, but only Jesus is perfect Nne. Chase attraction and compatibility and quit looking for perfection. This doesn't mean you should settle for the first shit-head that comes your way or over-lowering your standards, but let's try not to chase a reflection of our 8-year-old imaginations.

So ladies, what changed about your own list? Even if you're not married yet, give us your evolved status .
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UyaiIncomparabl:




Whatever makes you sleep at night, sire. Apologies for my previous displays. It wasn't intended.

RealMrNigerD:

So maybe you're not that immature, after all. Apology acknowledged, although, would you believe I still haven't found where I put the formula? Searched everywhere. And for the record, mam, I don't sleep at night, those that do lose much in the day, and will serve those that don't. #Secrets of the successful#
Anyways, Bye.

Tiffany07:


Lol. Funny enough, I didn't have any of these lists about physical qualities between 16-20. I don't know if it was because I saw most of the guys around me as buddies then, so I didn't crush much.
But I still have
Tall, dark and handsome Yoruba men topping my non existent list. Nobody should just come for me if I end up marrying a fair, average height man sha. But I doubt it.

charliboy654:

Doesn't mean the guy is dumb jor, since you are so intelligent come n talk with me about electrical engineering or about computer programming, you probably wouldn't be able to hold an intelligent conversation with me on those field i mentioned above. Does that make you dumb? Obviously not.
The fact that one cannot hold a conversation on politics with you doesn't mean the person is dumb.
You can't measure a fish intelligence by its ability to claim a tree.

LosC:
If you truly love someone, you won't know why you love that person. True love doesn't allow you state the reasons why you love that person. You can't just tell why.
If you love someone because of what he has or probably, you saw what you've been searching for in him, that love may not last because the very day that 'reason' vanishes, that love dies and unknowingly or knowingly, you lose interest and the moment you see the 'reason' why you loved that person in another fellow, you'll begin to desire that person.

Everything you see may not last forever. There's this peace you get when you meet the right person. In all, let's always pray for a partner that'll help you actualize that Destiny you never knew. Also, be a woman that makes an unprepared man ask God to prepare him.

Creativebae:
After reading lots of romantic novels and watching American best seller movies...
I just told myself he must be very handsome, must be light skinned, must know how to sing, must have gap teeth, broad chest, small sexy eyes and pink lips....
But now.. Lol
The reverse is the case oooo.
Just have sense and be creative. ..
That's my spec. ..