You went out to buy ur dog feed. Do u know that you are a dog ?

I can't believe you bro! Just few days? Plus was the girl you brought home a prostitute? How could you sleep with someone so easily like that? Look at the rate of STD!!!!

Elbone2:

Guy go sit don for some where..Na ITK dey worry u...FYI They are both correct which ever way you look at it.
Not every one adopts purely British English.
We also use American.
How does using Cheats sound in ur ears?!

Sounds very sweet to the ear

Don't hide under American English. Admit your mistake

You were speaking British English sir or ma

Be a gentleman and admit what you did, and then follow it up with an apology and then try to make it up to her. But if she refuses, then be a n*gga and change your tone, say something like this: "Yes you caught me with another girl while we were f*cking, is that really what you want to hear? OK we f*cked, now let's talk about the word 'f*ck' for a second. I 'f*cked' her... but i make 'love' to you, and if you're really going to let a f*ck come between our love, then something wrong is happening here baby." Oh and make sure there are no sharp objects around during this discussion, i'm out.

romeorailss:


Sounds very sweet to the ear

Don't hide under American English. Admit your mistake

You were speaking British English sir or ma

U na examiner?! Or how does this change my waec /Bsc cert right now?!Guy,if it won't reduce or add to the money in our Bank accts then let's forget it.

guy code don't get caught... even when you are caught, say "it's not what you think" finally, never accept you cheated... find a way

enshi:
Pls guys help me with the right words actions and steps to go about this..

Yes I was caught in the act.
She had traveled to her village to see her parents and she was to come back 2nd January. She left 24th ..

I was on this antibiotics since two weeks now and it really made me experience extra morning sicknesses (guys will understand) so we kept communication every now and then while she was away.

Today I met a lady in the morning while I went to buy my dog feed.. So I invited her to the house she came and we had little alcohol and one thing led to another we were on the bed pants down.. To my greatest surprise my window were flipped open all of a sudden low and behold it was my gf peeping through.. Omg

She had tried to come through the front door but it was locked . she probably had knocked but I didn't hear due to the generator that was on..
She called me my love and asked for how long I have been doing this then she left.. I was agog likewise the naked lady on my bed...

The lady left just immediately... I have not called my gf up till now.. I am confused don't know what to say or do.. Pls guys.. I love her and I have never cheated on her in a year and four months now.

What do I do

The antibiotics part shocked me,where u said only guys would understand...guy,u messed up sha. Call her and beg her.
Nobody is saying u have been cheating before but still u cheated and EFCC Don catch u.

Elbone2:

U na examiner?! Or how does this change my waec /Bsc cert right now?!Guy,if it won't reduce or add to the money in our Bank accts then let's forget it.

I won't forget it


Never ! Let us discuss it

Olalan:
I guess this is supposed to be a joke.......How do you meet a girl in the morning and lay with her by noon, no good girl should be with your kind

you be guy at all .?

Born2Breed:
Just few days and you could not leash your pipi.

People like you can't be trusted. Well let your fellow cheaters advice you.

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Oh my God. Please na, pity him

Twoclans:


Wait ohhhh is she not the same girl you opened a thread in October telling Nairalanders that she cheated on you .If she is tell her you decided to pay her back .Life continues for both of you .

Hey, remove that pornographic image on your profile picture, it's not cool at all

.

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RichBoy247:
We the Yoruba Demons Association (YODA) and the Sweet Boys Association (SBA) hereby disown you. You gave broken the first rule of philanthrophering, do not get caught

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This thing is easy

Na set-up
If not, she no go just return anyhow
Or has she been visiting u unannounced before?

Oga attempt suicide, if she hear about your attempt, she will come back. thank me later �

I second to the friendship

Babara1994:

Please can we be friends? I'm scared of men. Please talk to me via what's app.

shortgun:
Have no fear, u will be 2geda.
Call her and observe how she responds.
She's expecting ur call or some explanation right now.
If she doesn't take ur calls send her messages.
Tell her that the girl was just a fling...girls don't generally care about who u f*ck but who u r dating.

As the conversation goes on find
a way to put some of the blame on her

At d end nak her the make up nak.

Hmn!! You are really experienced.. no be today u don dey cheat.. chai!!!

Michelle55:
If na me be the girl.. Otapiapia majestically loading.. No time to check time

Your bf go forever remain loyal

From his previous posts, he seems a story writer who despirately wants front-page n yes, he's gttn it.

Ariza:
I went through your profile and saw this.
https://www.nairaland.com/5452092/gf-cheated-me

Honestly you could have walked out of your relationship since the trust is gone than put yourself all through this stress and disgrace. You never saw her the way you used to and even though you tried to patch things up, the crack was there.
However, going down with a woman you met within hours is very cheap!

Firstly age issue in his old posts, lies, followed by half-truths about his gf then today's "confessions" n quest for libration.

Abeg
Funny sorry for those who have drunk this December Juicy Story

Papadoh:
Be a gentleman and admit what you did, and then follow it up with an apology and then try to make it up to her. But if she refuses, then be a n*gga and change your tone, say something like this: "Yes you caught me with another girl while we were f*cking, is that really what you want to hear? OK we f*cked, now let's talk about the word 'f*ck' for a second. I 'f*cked' her... but i make 'love' to you, and if you're really going to let a f*ck come between our love, then something wrong is happening here baby." Oh and make sure there are no sharp objects around during this discussion, i'm out.

ajo mmadu

Shugargal:
Most women are bisexual in nature, just forget the pretence. if the lady is beautiful, just forget it. I Don wine am finish.it will pain the guy because he will be expecting me to be mad but I will disappoint him by changing the topic. I can't kill myself.. lol.

that bisexual word got me

Bola146:


Amen and me too, shameless man... Game up

What of if you love him very much?, will you just leave or break up immediately?.
Just asking

2003

2004

Now: 2019

xendra:
God forbid! I reject men like you in my prayers everyday.

Why are you rejecting Men like Us in prayer daily?

Don't you know that there is Love in sharing?

inspector1:
=aalangel post=Stoooopid man...you just slept with a mermaid.....madam Na mermaid puna sweet pass...

Better Calm down Mr.

Michelle55:
If na me be the girl.. Otapiapia majestically loading.. No time to check time

Don't be mean. You will do time in prison if you go ahead to carry out the act assuming you were the op's girlfriend.

Shugargal:
Most women are bisexual in nature, just forget the pretence. if the lady is beautiful, just forget it. I Don wine am finish.it will pain the guy because he will be expecting me to be mad but I will disappoint him by changing the topic. I can't kill myself.. lol.

Hi.

Been a while.

prciouschika:
I second to the friendship

Lol

Guy the truth is that for now don't contact her, allow her to get off the shock, then u can send a TECHNICAL APPLOGETIC sms and leave her again for some days, note don't send it with ur line cus she might have blocked you, so kindly use a different number,
A thief is always a thief, but steal with caution and be wise.
After like two days of sending that message recharge her phone or account.

dm me for details Sha. E go get her back that's if u know work.

u are d real MVP. U met her this morning, invited and still laid her this morning. Some girls get drooling puna sha

enshi:
Pls guys help me with the right words actions and steps to go about this..

Yes I was caught in the act.
She had traveled to her village to see her parents and she was to come back 2nd January. She left 24th ..

I was on this antibiotics since two weeks now and it really made me experience extra morning sicknesses (guys will understand) so we kept communication every now and then while she was away.

Today I met a lady in the morning while I went to buy my dog feed.. So I invited her to the house she came and we had little alcohol and one thing led to another we were on the bed pants down.. To my greatest surprise my window were flipped open all of a sudden low and behold it was my gf peeping through.. Omg

She had tried to come through the front door but it was locked . she probably had knocked but I didn't hear due to the generator that was on..
She called me my love and asked for how long I have been doing this then she left.. I was agog likewise the naked lady on my bed...

The lady left just immediately... I have not called my gf up till now.. I am confused don't know what to say or do.. Pls guys.. I love her and I have never cheated on her in a year and four months now.

What do I do

Rubbish Stuff. U can't control urself in Days,what will happen if its Months or Years. The-Most.